MacBook Pro is best shitposting device

Shit thread

>battery lasts all day when plugged in.
kek

>>57111523
>>will have a oled bar
great, so no function keys? I guess the era of the hipster programmer/coder using macbooks is over.

>>57111523
I can't wait to buy it, true UNIX here I come, not ghetto GNU

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>>57111523
>thin and light
I'd take better cooling efficiency over this.

>superior design
nice argument

>multiple colors to choose fron
Oh boy, now my bitch wants a new one because they made it pink. Fuck this.

>most users mostly will use it for web and school use
Apple users are kids and women, no shit Sherklock.

>will have a oled bar
I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>possible rumors say that it will have a 5k display
Bullshit, there is absolutely no need for this, would just kill battery life. They haven't even upgraded the fucking resolution on their phones.

>will have thunderbolt 3 and usb c
You didn't even have to mention usb c after thunderbolt 3, this is /g/.

>can run simple games like csgo and dota
Which I can do on the 2013 Macbook Pro I'm using right now aswell.

>when hook up to a thunderbolt egpu you could turn it turn a full desktop and play the lastest games at ultra settings
Finally something interesting, eGPUs, I just doubt it will be supported natively and probably you'll have to fuck around with installing Windows anyways.

>simple OS
huh?

>>57111523
It's 2016, there is no excuse for laptops with fans to overheat.

Look at those disgusting bezels. What is this, 2014?

>>57112412
thats an independent concept retard
producton model obviously wont have bezels

>>57111523
got a source for any of these claims?

>>57112444
yes i preordered it

>>57111523
But can I install Linux on it?

There's no doubt Apple makes solid hardware, but I just can't stand OSX.

>>57112455
>source
>yes i preodrered

That photoshop is horrible.

How do you expect it to have a 5k display when retina is a shitty hack to get 200% size? Call me when it gets variable scaling

If the expected announcement is in 2 weeks, when is the actual release (when can I buy it in stores)? I am without a laptop and want to know if it is feasible to hold off.

>>57112551
sometime around the end of the year, most likely
maybe early 2017

>>57111523
It looks like a great device, but I don't think I could justify buying one. For my work (freelance programming), I use a hackintosh with multiple large monitors connected. I couldn't be productive on just a laptop screen.

>>57112610
The fuck?
Why would it take so long with Macs when it only takes a short while with iPhones?

>>57111523
My question is that will the oled bar will still work if you install linux

>>57111605
The battery last all day but I trying to say is that when you have a usb c power bank you could have a weeks worth of battery

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>>57111523
You do a pretty good job in making this place awful from whatever you run right now t b h. Kys.

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>>57114679
This is a board of technology you nigger

>>57111523
These threads are by the artist, these are not product photos just photoshops. Do not reward this pleb with hits.

>>57114790
literally what aspect of this thread is technology related?

it belongs on r/gadgets