/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>57108346
First for welcome back based Comfy!

tfw need a new mouse but not sure if i wanna try a james donkey or go with the microsoft mouse i've been using

What was the link to the sleeping bag with separate leg compartments?

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i'm new to /csg/
and I was just wondering why everyone hates comfy, serious question
he seems to get a lot of hate here
i've never watched any of his youtube videos so i dunno if thats the reason

>>57108401
if its an intellimouse 3
the sensor is way better than what the james donkey 112 is using

You fucked up the news a bit, here's a few fixes:

UK Power danger >>57104606
>>57104580

ATTITUDE >>57106080

>>57108446
Op clearly likes the purring pussy

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Mini pocket massager
just 45cents with the $1 store coupon

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/vibrating-massager-stress-relief-childrens-toy/2031047_32664439080.html

>>57108444
it's a microsoft comfort mouse 4500, i got it for like 10$ at staples

>>57108496
Microsoft's hardware is usually of good quality
more so than the average chink product

>>57108429
in reality comfy is generally liked around here, he did good work on the /csg/ podcast back in the day.
at some point he pissed off a shitposter in /csg/ who now spams bullshit about comfy being a pedo in every thread.

>>57108507
yeah, it's been a pretty solid mouse aside from the rubber parts being absolute shit

>>57108494
>stress-relief-childrens-toy

>>57108494

Careful with where you put those, the electric wire on those cheap toys easily breaks when there is any resistance when you pull on them.

>>57108546
>not buying vibrators for little Timmy

>>57108562
TFW electrical stimulation for $0.45

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Does anyone have a recommendation for calipers (don't need to be digital) and a nice set of tweezers for working with smaller stuff?

Pic unrelated (although it is chinkshit)

I'm just beginning to buy chink shit and I just received a notice from aliexpress that I only have 4 days of purchase protection on an item I haven't received yet.

Do I open a dispute? Message the seller? What should I do, the last tracking update still hasn't changed since the 25th of September.

>>57108602
$10 ones from auto parts store are good enough. I'd say mine are accurate to within .05 MM.

>Chink micrometers
God knows how accurate they are

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Posted this in last thread, just wanted to make sure. Is this card the same as the Sharks? I bought one and willing to test for people. Just figured if anyone had any experience, it'd be great. Every card I have had has failed at one point or another though.

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>>57108602
>good set
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FEITA-7pcs-set-repair-tool-ESD-Anti-static-Stainless-steel-tweezers-Forcep-maintenance-kits-Nipper-Crafts/32557344204.html?

>single tweezers
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JAKEMY-JM-T7-11-Stainless-Steel-Electronic-Long-Pointed-Tip-Tweezer-Forceps-New-Worldwide-Store/32600849236.html?

>caliper
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mitutoyo-Digital-Vernier-Caliper-0-150mm0-01-Precision-LCD-Micrometer-Electronic-Accurately-Measuring-Stainless-Steel-500/32650301227.html?

>>57108706
yep, same card as sharks and monkeys.

http://www.gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_358428.html

Thinking of buying this.

>>57108717
Thanks bro, much appreciated.

>>57108723
Style 3 a best

>>57108706
the listing says ocean series but ocean series are the sharks
thats the colorful series
but yes mixza makes both
they also make cool monkey series

>>57108745
Naw 1, and 7 are.f

Still pretty new to buying chink shit.

I'm bored as hell at uni and am starting to fall for the lockpicking meme. Is it actually fun? Also, any recommendations on sets would be appreciated.

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>>57108745
>implying style 5 isnt best

>>57108759
i bought a cheap lockpicking set from china about a year ago
i have used it only once and its been gathering dust in my drawer since
quality isnt too bad, but i feel like professional sets would be much better

>>57108761
That looks terrible.

Anyone have experiences with bigger audio stuff? I'm pretty desperate for a subwoofer

How much bloat is there on the Xiaomi Mi5s?

>>57108747
Awesome. I want the shark. Just doing research on jewgle and found the colorful series and checking up on monkey and stuff. Kinda weird they have at least 3 lines.

>>57108785
Bigger = no free shipping = you're fucked.

>>57108785
too heavy, anything over a certain size or weight doesn't quality for free shipping under the Chinese government so it isn't worth buying from chinks. Shipping costs are insane.

Get a subwoofer & speakers from your local Goodwill and a cheap chink amp to power it all.

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http://www.newegg.cn/

>>57108759
Don't buy a chink one. They're all very thick and rough as fuck.
Buy a couple of hooks, a bogota, and a city rake from a more local locksmith.

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anyone know if there is a chink version of this i can buy somewhere

the official version is like $19 from their website

>>57108842
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cat-grooming/32687898849.html

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>>57108823
well for some of them its just cosmetic
but some are better
like the zebras are U3 while shark goes up to U1

>>57108655
I would open a dispute if you don't get it. The sellers almost always respond when you do, I had this happen and in the end the seller never sent my item

>tfw too impatient for chink shit

>>57108714
Thank you for the recommendations. I remember some anon posted that set saying they were good, and I thought that I saved the link, but I could not find it. All I was finding when I looked up tweezers were ones that seemed kind of cheap, or ones that were too expensive.

I think that I watched an AVE video on those calipers a while ago, but I totally forgot about them.

>>57108824
>>57108827
Good points, thanks anons

Any amp recs?

>>57108903
Lepai. You could also check your goodwill for an amp. They're rare, but they appear occasionally.

>>57108859
Ah cool, good to know. If this one works out nicely I may order a few of the higher speed cards. Thanks

>>57108774
>>57108840

Thanks for the input, looks like you can't buy it all from China sadly

>>57108948
>They're rare
Musicians and audiophiles are prone to making poor choices in life. Try pawn shops.

>>57108964
Well you can, but you'll end up with two dozen picks you'll never use and several hours with assorted sandpaper making the ones you would like to use usable.

>>57108903
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/amp/32664243769.html
Grade B amp, not heard any bad reviews on it. You need to buy your own 12v/16v power supply or ask the chink to throw one in at cost. Most people have a few lying around anyway.

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>>57108902
if you want some better quality ones
these are quite good too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8-pieces-lot-ESD-Tweezers-Interchangeable-head-antistatic-carbon-fiber-forceps-head-ESD-259-259A/32557389740.html

>>57108966
Heh. That hadn't occurred to me. I might go hit up pawn shops tomorrow for some headphones.

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>>57108955
although the sharks are loved a lot here
the LD cards are good too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Wholesales-Memory-card-2GB-4GB-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-128GB-class10-micro-sd-card/32269611480.html?

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>>57108966
The problem with old amps is that they tend to be VCR/Xbox huge, I'm sure the sound is great but most people don't have space on their desk for a massive slab of metal.

>>57108993
>carbon fiber tips

there plastic and shit fag

>>57108714
>>57108902
get some ceramic tweezers

>>57109020
I'm making a list.

Sandisk, Samsung, transcend, adata, and lexar have all crapped out on me. So I'm willing to try some of these. Thanks bud.

>>57109027
They've not been huge for a good while. Maybe the ones from dead audiophiles in Goodwill, but not the ones from broke musicians in pawn shops.

>>57109020
why buy sharks when samshit and sanderp is the same price on amazon?

>>57109082
Because it's not the same price and it's faster

>>57109046
what can you possibly be using them for that so many of your cards have failed?

>>57109102
Honestly, I don't know. I write my music to it, pop it in my phone and is well for a few weeks then I get that message "SD Card damaged".

Toss the card in a PC and all my files are there but nothing reads. I format the card, try again and it works for a few days or weeks then does it again. Eventually it just stops reading.

I've had about 15 cards fail in the last maybe 5 years give or take. Essentially every Sd card I have had. Not the full size ones though, I still have some 64MB SD cards that work. Go figure.

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An order never completed (stopped in customs probably) and I disputed it after purchase protection ran out.
This chinky is trying to guilt trip me to cancel the dispute. What do I do?

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>>57108903
>>57108948
+1 for Lepai, saw it recommended by some of my favorite nerdy bloggers and then gave it a try.

I paired it with some never used before NOS vintage speakers from the 70's that dad gave me, shit was so cash.

(Don't forget to buy the power adapter too.)

>>57109176
Don't fall for the yellow jew's tricks.

>>57109176
can you track it in customs?

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>>57109179
>favorite nerdy bloggers

>>57109176
;(

>>57109038
Why ceramic? What's so great about them? All I see is vaping shit when I look them up, and I don't plan on heating them up.

>>57109200
I have no idea how to check. It arrived in the US a month ago and I have got no notification that it was stopped.
I guess it makes sense since its a replica grenade and I'm going to get droned.

>>57109176

"if you help me receive the item I will end the dispute once I receive it."

>>57108985
Comfy has that amp, maybe ask him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76w-Efjwagg

>>57109223
cause carbon fiber is chink speak for plastic tipped tweezers using molds.Ceramic makes them more versatile since as you said can heat them up.

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>>57108530
Wait, there's a fucking /csg/ podcast?

>>57109248
I wasn't even considering the carbon fiber ones to be honest. They're too expensive. I guess I'll get the metal set and then maybe 1 or 2 ceramic tipped ones.

>>57109263
It was a cancerous as you'd imagine

>>57109234
>>57109188
He did a chinky copy paste to wait 10 days since its still "within reasonable delivery time" which I ordered it Aug 20.

>>57109263
there was, it fell apart pretty fast

>>57109282

"I will only end the dispute if I feel it's been resolved to a satisfactory standard which is when I have the item in my possession. If I am due to receive the item there shouldn't be a reason to worry. "

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>>57109308

>>57109274
Well my experience with tweezers is simple. carbon fiber is meme speak for plastic tips can be uneven due to plastic . Esd ones can be shit due to uneven coating of the black rubber stuff making it uneven closing. Ceramic are what I got and prefer now.I looking for some angled ones

>>57109281
>>57109289
I need to see this shit, got a link?
All my googling just led to a dead /csg/ thread

>>57109327
Chink won't understand that

>>57109494
https://mega.nz/#!bANmkJ5Z!tu4ySx9KwkhhwT7lDtwXsag_P7BJ0VZ96k5RTpIGATI
Episode 1 was uploaded here recently, the original /csg/ Soundcloud was shut down

>>57109518
Of course he won't. I'll chinkify it for him later ;)

>>57109154
If anything it sounds like your phone is killing them.

>>57108895
Okay got it. I am assuming I do not wait for the 4 days to pass, since that is when my purchase protection ends? Because I haven't received anything and the tracker hasn't updated since the 25th of last month.

Again I've never had to dispute before, idk what's the best way to go about it.

>>57109628
I only ever had to dispute one thing on aliexpress, and it was the first thing I've ever ordered. I did it before the end of the buyer protection. The way it works is that the buyer has 4 days to respond, otherwise you automatically get your dosh back. For me, the buyer never responded, so I got back my money after 4 days. If the buyer responds, I think you can either work out an agreement or escalate the claim for aliexpress to take a look at the situation in depth.

Is there any way that I could get my Xiaomi Mi Band 2 to vibrate constantly.

Y-you know.
For science

>>57109717
Got it. I appreciate your help anon.

>>57108494
Dont put them in your ass.
These things are for vaginas only if you didnt know.

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can anyone recommend a mouse?

>>57109786
see >>57108494

in seriousness though, it might be possible but i don't think the bluetooth api for the mi band 2 is publicly available -- the dev of the "mi band tools" app seems to have reverse-engineered it

perhaps you could request that as a feature of the app? haha

>>57109917
$2 mouse off eBay if you want to live dangerously
James Donkey for cheap but decent shit
Legit Razer Deathadder 2013 off Ali for not so cheap shit that works well

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-NEW-original-Razer-Deathadder-mouse-Gaming-Mouse-3500dpi-razer-Goliathus-Mouse-pad-Size-320-x/32270936477.html legit one, it shows up on Razer Synapse as a legit unique mouse. I guess there's warehouses of unsold Razer crap in China.

>>57109990
cheaper here without the mouse pad m8
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gaymur-meme/1930634804.html

I have one, tis legit

>>57109990
>>57110005
many thanks anon
first time chink buy here, is shipping supposed to be ~20?

>>57110046
Both show up as free shipping here, what do you mean?

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>>57110075
nevermind, switched countries and its only 2$ now
thnx tho

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The spiky ring thing arrived finally. Definitely could do some serious damage with it.

>>57109786
set alert for incoming calls and phone urself to come

>>57110112
Go away jojo faggot.

>>57110214
yeah, braking your own finger maybe

Are kingdians okay to use?

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>>57110309
okay :(

>>57110367
Most likely, yeah

>>57110005
Any rgb ones?

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Good to see my toy cat got some love in the OP. My real cat died about a month ago, he was 18 and had him from a kitten. I'm just not ready to get another one yet so I got this toy one for now to pet sometimes. Actually looks a lot like my Archie when he was a kitten and reminds me of him...

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>>57110583

>>57110583
anon...

>>57110583
lol

>>57109179
>digital vintage warmer

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>tfw order custom mousepad with picture of asteroid from nasa and get some 12 yr olds batman mat instead
i wait a goddamn month for this shit, get so hype when the doorbell rang with my friendly local delivery man (who is chinese too so everything is always safe) AND I GET GODDAMN CHINKED.

Anybody know of any cheap yet good powerline Ethernet adapters? All I could find are big-brand adapters like TP-LINK and Netgear.

>rock zircon for $11
>ed9 for $10 without mic

why not buy off ebay

>>57110583
I had a 19 year old cat that passed away a week ago. I feel your pain anon.

>>57110869
Because you're more likely to get chinked, that's why. Ebay's policies are purposefully not very harsh because they expect most people to be honest.

>>57109539
do you faggots seriously waste this much time over 4 dollars?

do you even have a job?

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>>57110583
You watched the cycle of life complete. It went by a little faster than yours, so you could see the cycle complete before your own did.

That pet you adored came was just a beautiful arrangement of matter that came from a state of entropy and eventually returned to entropy.

Remember that the time you spend as the collection of matter you call "you" is very short. Just like that cat, you came from nothingness and will eventually return to nothingness.Be grateful that you, a being that is essentially a self-aware piece of moist charcoal, were given the privilege to briefly come into existence, and observe this incomprehensibly large, and beautiful universe.

Life may have no meaning, but you can try to give it some. You might fail, but it would be a hideous waste of the gift of existence to not try.

>>57110959
>a fedora nihilist
LMAO

>>57110917
looks equally as possible on aliexpress, $13-$17 from 4 other sellers for ed9s

>>57110995
*tips kippah*

>>57110583
>I'm just not ready to get another one yet
The best thing you can do is get a new cat. Either take your pick of one from the SPCA or a kitten.

All cats have their own unique personalities so it's not like it will constantly remind you of your dead cat. It will definitely heal your soul.

any recommendation on "high end" chink IEMs? I cant find any reviews outside of the site reviews for this particular one
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Wooeasy-Clear-Color-DIY-EE846-5Units-5-Balanced-Armature-Earphone-DIY-Headset-Custom-Made-Around-Ear/519064_32680105235.html

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link to rubber ducks pls I need 2 dozen asap

>>57110995
I'm high as shit and had a revelation. Isn't the universe beautiful? Aren't you absolutely delighted that we get to exist in it, to be awed by it?

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My $26 AUD headphone stand arrived today. Pretty sure it's real wood because of a few things I've noticed but idk. Seems alright for the money.

>>57111350
not bad

>>57111350
>enjoy your ear cancer

>>57111365
It smells pretty cancery too
Like imitation varnish or something

>>57108985
breeze audio stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_f8MYqeevQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKKrQr_Kc6w

i hope your speakers are not too sensitive, those breeze amps have high noise floor

>>57111350
Looks good anon, though those headphones are trash imo

>>57111398
After removing the sticker on the driver, they improved quite a bit. Still sibilant as fuck though.

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Thinking of buying a 32GB Mingsford card since they're currently on sale and cheaper than sharks

Will report with a speedtest comparison when it arrives ( I already have a 32GB shark that's been doing well for 3+ months now)

For anyone interested, 32GB Mingsford is currently €7.39 on Gearbest and you can reduce it further with points

Be careful when writing OS images to your sharks!
I managed to break 2 8GB ones that way, they seem to have a weakness for that.

One never left busy state, cant be mounted or formatted anymore, the other one is even more curious, it mounts normal, but all writes go nowhere. This card cannot be mounted under Windows, OSX, ChromeOS, or Android. Mounting it will either crash the explorer or the whole OS.

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>>57108530
>a youtube attention whore who makes worthless uninformative videos and terrible wannabe radio show host is well liked on 4chan

http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261457.html

Has anyone used a vertical mouse before? It looks comfy and easy on the wrist

can someone recommend some christmas presents?

>Mum, 50
>Dad, 47
>Sister (tomboy) 16
>Sister (chav) 29
>Brother (redpilled dudebro) 15

These hours are a pretty slow time for /csg/, so let's try to keep the thread alive with one of these:

What are you currently waiting for, anons?

> Two ORICO HDD External Enclosures
> One Kingdian S280 120GB SSD
> One Samsung 850 Pro SSD from Ebay (was too much of a good deal to pass up)
> Various pieces of clothing/storage organizers
> a BST mini speaker
> a Wifi repeater
> Screen protectors that are 1 month late
> Nylon braided 8-pin cable
> A fucking hairdryer (off Ebay, not a chink brand)

>>57111539
Not your personal Christmas shopper, faggot

>>57111539
>Mum - Wine
>Dad - Jumper
>The rest - nothing

Job done

>>57111539
one answer for all your question

dragon dildo

>>57111557
I'm waiting on a Meme band 2. I'm using "expedited" delivery thanks to by Good Boy points

>>57111539
just get them chink watches
spend 30$ on them they will think you spend 100+
>>57111557
I hate these whats the point ?

>>57111607
oh my brother and sister just got new(ish) phones
I could get them a cheap smartwatch each

good call

>>57111557
braided micro usb cable and dashboard prying tools

>>57108346
Anyone got any good rechargeable torch recommendations?

>>57110995
>nihilist
You don't even know watchaya talking about m8
Seriously, don't confuse shit up with your ignorance

>>57111652
Convoy S3 with 18650 Panasonics for ca 15€ on goybest.

just bought something from that ATTITUDE chink just to open a dispute.
chinks need to stay chink

>>57111709
Looks alright
Was really looking for one with a charging dock though, so I can just drop it in, rather then taking the battery out.

Are the kingdon ssds good? Any problems with em?

>>57111735
Idk but the S3 is really nice an theres a ton of versions to suite your needs

>>57109179
>favorite nerdy
>blogger
>favorite nerdy blogger

why someone should take your advice, you illiterate subhuman?

>>57109327
that's the only way, great one anon.

>>57111779
He's obviously not talking about himself.

>>57111709
link to the Panasonics?

Is the Chuwi Hi 12 still a good tablet to pick up or is there something better out recently?

Laptop is dying and since I don't play vidya or anything serious on it, would rather have a budget tablet.

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>>57111539
>father was 18 when first child was born
>(chav)

>>57111557
Waiting on:
>Zelotes T60 mouse (~$7) Should be here tomorrow
>Artsycow mousepad - ~$4 because I paid the $2.99 for faster processing (said my order would be processed after 46 days if not)
>A black and blue mouse (~$2)

Contemplating buying $1 dampeners for my mech keyboard and I really want to try the James Donkey mouse.

>>57111883
how do you know I'm not older?

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>>57111674
>its not teen angst mom, its nihilism

>>57111539
Get usb batteries to your siblings and your parents so they have extra juice for their phone

>>57111896
I don't.
However, given the age of your other siblings it seems more likely that your chav sister was the product of two drunken late teens fucking incompetently, following which they discovered that even raising a child badly is actually hard work and were forced to grow up until such time as the child was old enough to carry out basic life functions unaided, at which point they decided to go through the nightmare once more with you.
Plus, if you were 30+ you would know better than to ask 4chan for Christmas gift suggestions.

>>57111557

Pretty much everything at this point

Chink clothes, KZ ATEs, headphone stand, etc.

>>57111988
>decided
ahhaha, yeah, they DECIDED to have me
haha

what's a USB to MicroUSB cable of good quality that I can buy?

>>57112036
Fug I'm getting my KZ ATEs this week, I heard they were really decent for the price over at HIFIs Asian headphone thread.

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anyone ever use everbuying? is it safe?

>>57111557
Nothing, except some covers and a screen protectors.

>>57111557
clothes, radio, vibrators for an art project

>>57111807
Just search for 18650 batteries, the green ones with black markings are Panasonics. Get 2pcs, they come packed in a nice plastic box

>>57108993
that's the shit i use to pull out nose hair... would recommend

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>>57112041
Well there are two younger younger than you so either they decided to start a proper family once they were mature and financially stable enough to do so (note this does not preclude them regretting their decision the moment you emerged from the womb or at any point thereafter and retconning you into an accident), or they are too cretinous to figure out how birth control works.
If it's the latter just get them a big box of condoms for Christmas and wink at them when they open it.

>>57109020
Donuts got eaten by Sharks

>>57112270
well I don't think neither me or my big sister were planned
my mum had to look for change in the sofa to buy milk
and I remember bailiffs coming round a few times to look for things they could seize
and I had to wear my sisters old school uniforms when she grew out of them

none of that with my younger siblings
but that could just be a sign of the times

>>57112284
>I had to wear my sisters school uniform
I am certain this is gonna attract some shitty comments.

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>>57111807
LGs or Sonys are also fine as far as 18650s go. Goes without saying, but avoid anything with "fire" in the name, as well as eFest.

>>57112284
Ah, so that presumably puts you closer in age to your elder sister than the younger ones. One way or another though your parents are pretty stupid if bailiffs got in to the property.
Also your younger siblings are new labour kiddies so were born in the era of large-scale vote bribing so even if your parents' proper income hadn't changed meaningfully they were still going to be significantly more comfortable.

>>57112284
>and I had to wear my sisters old school uniforms when she grew out of them
post pics

>>57112361
Shut up Lithu

>>57112363
just the sweatshirts

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>>57112391

>>57108494
my wives one broke, not the cable, the switch. tried fixing it.. not worth it. also, not realy waterproof. rust near motor after 10 uses. buy more expensive ones or like my wive, some quality from sexstores in your city (asuming they sell better quality)

plastic smells weird if you burn it using a soldering iron. my AvE video expertise tells me, chinks used cheap dirty plastics

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in the previous thread I posted about replacing an ipad battery with a chink battery and do you guys know what? It's PERFECT

I've been playing GTA 3 and after an hour it was still above 70%. That's 20 dollarydoos for a 6500 (or so) mAh battery that's just as good as an original one.

>>57110852
Sell it off to some 12yo gamer boy and buy yourself two news mats

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>>57112448
Congratulations on completing what to my knowledge is the most horrible consumer electronics repair job.

>>57108852

You fucking faggot

>>57109625
I thought that too. I initially had a RAZR HD that did it. Then I got a GS3. Then a note 2. Those phones all killed cards, had like 6 fail with those 3 phones.

Then I got a nexus for a while. Moved back to an iPhone for a year or so, then got a Moto x play and it started again. Lost a couple cards.

Now I'll test some new cards in my Moto G play. Fuck I wish storage options were a little better.

>>57112448
>after an hour it was still above 70%

Give the battery time to calibrate. It might get better or even worse.

>>57111557
gayman mouse, KZ HSDE and ZS3s, samsung 32gb microsd, some replica clothing

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>>57108689

>>57112483

thanks, shit sucked

>Ordered from gearbest
>Going to be delivered by Yodel

I was really looking forward to getting my shite delivered.

>>57110942
>walking down the street
>some pajeet swoops by and steals $5 off your pocket
>I'll let him off, it was only $5

It's a question of principle, Anon.

>>57110942
its a matter of fucking principle, how stupid are you
if you let them steal 5$ what would stop them from trying to steal more often
i dont give a shit if i paid 2 cents, its an agreement and they shall honour it or pay me back
spoiled fuck, what are you even doing on csg

>>57111503
Shut up Lithu

>>57112594
I'd assume GTA rapes the hell out of mobile batteries so 4 hours' playtime from a charge doesn't sound all that bad to me, especially if he didn't have his screen set to troglodyte brightness. I don't play mobile games though so this is just speculation.

Pretty new to buying chink shit. Can you guys recommend me some o-rings for my Memeforce-68?

>>57112849

I'm pretty new to mech keyboards so we're at an impasse

Will this work for you anon
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/somerings/32660107608.html

Any decent headphone amps?

>>57111557
>Bobobird bamboo watch I got for £0.01 through the Freebies thing in the app
>GoPro battery case
>velcro tape
>gimmick headphones with luminous zip cord for my wife who will care more about the fact that they look cute than the inevitably awful sound quality
>credit card flash drive
>Aukey 3-port USB charger
>microUSB/lightning combi cable for my brother
>foam iem tips
>microfibre towel
>voxlink micro usb cable because it was on a flash sale and I hadn't ordered anything that day
>foam feet for quadcopter
>KZ faux carbon fibre headphones case x 2
>sushi socks
>nomos knockoff
>melamine sponges
>velcro cable tie things
>lightweight beach tunic/shawl thing
>gay women's socks with a cat's face on the heel
>microfibre car washing sponge
>aviator style sunglasses with pink lenses
>another usb cable, this time from orico

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Yay or nay

Anyone have an MXQ box and know if it's possible to tear off the existing firmware (which includes Kodi) and reinstall just nomal Kodi on its own?

>>57112932
Having used the original Victorinox one, those are fun things to play with. The LED flashlight will be pretty useless and the card won't most likely fit into your wallet though

>>57108842
https://youtu.be/4Hd3mMLssEM?t=2m21s

>>57109263
>>57109494
Yup, Episode 2 is missing but you can still listen to Episode 1 here.

>>57108429
Nobody actually hates him, it's just one autistic individual from Lithuania that's been a cancer towards this general for ages now constantly shitting on anons that make youtube reviews falseflagging as them or downvoting their videos using 10 alt accounts back when anons were deciding on the Chink Shit Gen name he was behind the Chinese Shopping bullshit, spamming gore and cp wembs which got him permabanned (a permaban which he has verified himself) and all he could ever "contribute" to this gen are shit pepe OC pics that nobody wants to use, while Comfy contributed some gud shit to the general like BM-800 SOMAKE vs. Phantom Power comparisons and several meme knives.

mixlr.com/chineseshoppingcast/

>>57112899

Link to the microfibre towel, I can never get enough of those

>>57113051
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cancer-in-cloth-form/1828231695.html

This is the one I've ordered. It was based on my ordering another one and finding it incredibly useful over the course of this summer:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/same-shit-different-seller/32355334444.html

Seriously, they are incredibly useful for camping/hiking, trips to the beach etc because they're just as absorbent as a proper towel while being a quarter the (folded) size and weight.

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http://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-251.html

>1.Dear customer,here’s a FREE GIFT game, we will randomly reward 6 LUCKY Customers with FREE GIFTS.
>2.To qualify, pay for orders on GEARBEST at least $40 from Oct 17 to Oct 21. Share the activity link to your social media.
>3.The list of lucky dog will be published in our FACEBOOK on Oct 22. They will also receive a notification email.

Good luck, dogs.

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Best bicycle """computer""" for the lowest price?
I had ordered a sunding 563b in the summer but it never arrived, pic related.

>>57113162

>FREE Gift
>but first you spend 40$ on a SINGLE item

Now that's a chink promotion

>>57113283
dont forget only 6 will get it

>>57113239
just go to a local store faggot, they are like 10 euro.

Yo.

I've been looking for a reliable tablet (there's probably a chinese brand or two that would be reliable I guess) with Windows 10 and some sort of digitizer. Sort of similar to the Asus VivoTab Note 8.

Is there anything that would be similar to that?

>>57113310
>just pay more than double for it
Do you know where you are ?

>>57113310
>pay more than double for less functions
what are you even doing on /csg/???

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>>57113356
>pay more than double for less functions

fewer

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KZ IEM case just in. 50p on Ali.

>>57113356
Tbh I'd rather not have 2 strobo modes on my chink bike light

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Just got this usb stick and black suspenders all is good.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WANSENDA-Smart-Phone-OTG-USB-Flash-Drive-Pen-Drive-4GB-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-External-Storage/32733678786.html

>>57113406
It's not a light though

>>57113425
You can get it for cheaper from other listings but that is the one i used and it was cheaper on the time of purchase.

>>57113283
Eh, if you were going to buy something anyway you've lost nothing and gained the chance to get something extra. Plus they put the Firefly 6S on flash sale for £50.

>>57113312
Xiaomi MiPad. Teclast, Chuwi etc do not make products you would associate with reliability.

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Bought a case for a Note 1 1-2 weeks ago and it came faster than the 30 day minimum period, quite surprised.
But I am disappointed. It's missing one of the buttons and the phone fits flimsily in the case.. Well it was $3 so it could have been worse but I think I am going to use the phone without the case.

Otherwise I have other 6 packages which are supposed to arrive, I am scared to think what could be wrong with them.

>>57113395
>7.5/15.5 MB/s

Nope

>>57111046
see >>57100841

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how did i do?

What was a good microphone again? My laptop mic is much worse than I thought even if I am close its horrid.

Its even bad for skype, worse than my laptop.

Just generally need something for speaking on video indoors.

>>57113622
U wot

>>57113648
BM-800 is memed hard

>>57113622
i think you meant to respond to me>>57113425

>>57113648
BM800

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>>57113648
get a 1 dollar lapel mic

>>57113648
bm800 is super overkill for what you want
a neewer lapel mic
this is halfway decent for the price

http://www.gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html?wid=21

Any nice chink organizers/bags? I already bought a USB cable bag and EDC pouch (I'll probably need a separate MOLLE belt for it though), and now I have slightly less shit lying around

>>57113722
>>57113728
>i think you meant to respond to me>>57113425

Yes. Misquote. Speed seems pretty bad, almost unusable for backing up anything more than a couple of documents.

>>57108900
>tfw too poor for chink shit

keep geting chinked

>>57113897
true but i just needed a usb stick that is more than 4gb desu.

Good USB charger with about 1.5-2m cable?

>>57109046
dude try Toshiba, they started the flash meme

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any good chink wired mice with buttons that have a somewhat silent click to them?

>>57113629
buy cheaper shit in higher quantities.

Just bought a chink DAP with 128 ohms resistance. Any recs on higher impedance IEMs, preferably with high clarity to complement my Rock Zyclons?

>>57113101
Do you think the small sized one (35cmx75cm or 13.8x29.5 inches) would be enough to dry your whole body?

>>57109027
got one of those bulky pio amps in a yard sale, shits all over my lepai but it's a little too big for my desk

the lepai can't into a real load without lots of high order harmonics and noise, i've been able to clip it easily with average speakers so it barely gets used

>>57114049
What's a DAP?

Build an OpAmp headphone amplifier, these have a very high imput impedance

>>57113629

Xiaomeme power bank is cheaper

How's that Snes usb controller on GB? I need to spend my gb points on something

>>57114188
Double anal penetration. Anon is in to bum fun with chink dudes.

>>57114198
does is support QC2.0? if so, dang, otherwise i dont care
plus. on aliexpress it literally doesnt, show me a link for a 10Ah xiaomeme powerbank with an included usb cable for less than 16 euro
i can only buy via aliexpress since i use iDeal

>>57114188
Digital Audio Player / MP3 player
Its already autistic to have that and a phone but carrying those plus an amp I'd an hero

Bought a chinkphone, looking for a chink vr headset to match. Anyone try the VR headsets for the Redmi 3 pro? How's the quality/app support, are they worth the $20 bucks?

>>57114366
A Xiaomi VR headset duh

>>57113815
Is this as good as it gets for lapel mics until Boya?

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>post a benchmark of my Kingdian SSD on Gearbest as part of my review
>receive email it has been posted to the site
>take a look
>tfw review hasn't been posted at all
I guess my benchmark ran contrary to their advertised ones, tip top kekkity smek.

>>57114366
Xiaomi vr is shit, get bobo vr z4 or bobo z4 mini. Everything else is shit because no button makes VR shit unusable, even just plain videos and porn because you need a button to reorient the scene or advance in most games. Its also well memed on Redit so most apps have built in profiles for it
If you want to get a Bluetooth controller for that get a FIIT VR2S because it has good lens and the widest FOV if you remove the plate, but no button.

>Appeal submitted: 2016-09-26
So am I fucked?

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How long do these damn chinks take to ship a simple pair of earphones?

>>57114478
They're moving a tiny plastic envelope from the middle of china to a specific address the other side of the world

Takes a while.

>>57109896
I didn't know they made vibrators specifically for anal.
It's not like it can get stuck inside anyway, since you can just pull it out by the wire.

>>57114435
>post honest & thoughtful review on aliexpress
>item gets removed and posted within 3 hours

my 1p earphones arrived lads

time to test them out

>>57114469
Aliexpress? They are slow as hell.

>>57114539
That's like saying eBay is slow as hell m8

>>57112966
Yes do a factory reset. I sell these to coworkers

>>57114539
Yep
So it's not dead?

>>57112932
I have the real one and it cost around £20 I think. I'd buy that cheap one in a heartbeat if I didn't already have one.

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The chink shit gods were merciful today (okay, most of this came last week).

>>57114128
If I had to guess I'd say probably not because that's less than a quarter the area of mine and I don't think mine would be capable of drying four sexy naked freshly-showered men.

>>57114894
you dont open mail as soon as you get it?

>>57114936
he's saving it for the good of the community, all we do is post unboxings.

>>57114936
Nah, its more fun to let it accumulate and open it all once
>>57114955
This too

>>57109179
i only find "lepy" in aliexpress, are they the same or the chinked version of a chink amp

>>57112443
You know and approve of your wife using sex toys?

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hey familia I finally got my acoustic foam pads

24 pieces, 30 x 30 x 2 cm, cost me like $30 shipping included. now I only need two sided tape and I can put these on. I hope I can reduce some echo with these

I have to say even though these are from china they're not that bad. it's pretty thick foam, I expected much less desu

>>57115036

Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Whatever happened to Dirty Reviews and his subscriber giveaway? Was it all a ruse?

>>57115065
We ought to be encouraging tripfaggotry here t b h because it's the only way we'll be able to neutralize comfy's cancerous influence

>>57115144

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Why did the chinks include three wires when molex is +12v (yellow) Ground Ground +5V (Red)?

There is no need for a second ground here.

>>57115189
Dear. It's a feature.
Thanks you for understanding.

>>57114915
Oh well, guess I could try with the medium size then.
And does it feel good on the skin? Does it slide like butter?

>order time
>12th of october
>processing time remaining
>12 hours

is the seller kill

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>>57114894
All opened, it's most of my 1c orders.

>Laptop backpack
Really pleased with this. Looks nice and the quality is great. Has pockets inside for pens, cables etc and a padded compartment for the laptop itself. Think it'll fit a 15.6 inch laptop, anything larger probably not.

>8pin usb cable
Forgot I ordered pink but I'll probably give it to my gf anyway. 1m long, time will tell if it's good or not.

>braided aux cable
Not much to say. Though I wonder why the jack has three rings on it

>IEM's
Haven't tested these yet, I might write something about sound quality later. The earpiece end of the cable is stiff and bendable so you can bend them around your ears I guess. The remote has a call answer button (no idea if it doubles as play/pause), a volume slider, and a two-position switch only marked "S" (???).

>Headband/sweatband
This is not 1c shit, got it for 23c with a coupon. Will be useful when I exit the house to go to the post office

Cont.

Any Ireland lads have any trouble getting knives through customs for any reason?

>>57109896
What about boypussy?

How long after ETA for an item on ebay, not on chink sites, being shipped from a European country to another European country, is it reasonable to wait for an item to arrive before taking things up with the seller?

>>57114498
>>57109896
I would recommend putting them in a condom before inserting to be honest regardless of where you insert it

you never know what sort of toxic plastics chinks use

>>57115334
As soon as the last day of the ETA window has passed you can dispute with the seller.

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>>57115273
Finally the two watches. The Sinobi (on the left) has the typical chink cardboard strap but the watch itself is nice.

The Bosck is also good quality, though the sundials are nonfunctional as are the two buttons on the side. It's pretty thick and weighty, and the tick is quite loud. The strap is wayyyy to loose on my wrist and it's the style that folds on itself so I have no idea how to adjust it. Guess I'll gift it to someone.

>>57115273
That's a really nice looking bag. I bought a similar one but spend more for quality. Every Chink bag I've purchased has fucking horrible stitching and just comes apart at the zippers.

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>>57113395

Barely big enough to fit my KZ ED9s. Moto 360 and mech kb for scale.

Chinked but not chinked. Looked much bigger in the photo.

>>57115036
Where did you buy these? I'm trying to make my friend a studio and acoustic foam is pretty expensive.

>>57114498
The wires will break off and get stuck in your ass. Its a government tactic to hunt down gays

can they chink you by sending in a cheaper nontracker alternative when you selected tracked mail?

>>57115406
Shinobi looks good desu, how much and how are the leather straps?
My Nomos is good but the leather straps are trash..

>>57115503
>looking at tracking
>ever

>>57115422
I only paid 1c but I'd say still worth it even at the original price of $25. Link for anyone interested:
http://s.aliexpress.com/Fv6FVvEF

Any good chink graphic tablet for beginners?

>>57115231
>Does it slide like butter?
No, the opposite. What you gain in portability and general absorbency you lose in comfort. Rather than rubbing yourself you just sort of dab the towel on your skin and it comes off miraculously dry.

>>57115603
Huion

>>57115538
Like I said, it's your typical chink watch strap, stiff cardboard-like fake leather. The listing's gone for the watch so don't know how much it was originally, I got it from the 1c promo.

>>57115503
Tracking is free courtesy of US gov, the chinks can send ten items to your door cheaper than you can send a card to your grandma

>>57115653
Too bad, but well... it's cheap and looks good. I strapped my Nomos around a small cardoard tube, it's still still as fuck, but at least it fits my wrist now and doesn't look stupid anymore.

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>watch horror
>in the trash
<Thanks for your positive feedback!

LUL

>>57115748
>Om*ga

Damn chink trying to scam my aliexpress coins from me. Ordered an item and used a $2 a coupon I got with 100 coins to take the price down to $1. Still hasn't shipped after 10 days. If I cancel the order I'll only get my $1 back...

Is there a /csg/ recomended DAC?

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>>57115830

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Here's a fake DW watch with a bunch of customer feedback, in case anyone's interested:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fakeDW/32373233087.html

I guess the listing has stayed up since they didn't actually use "Daniel Wellington" in the title.

>>57115855
Yeah I did, but does that actually do anything? Can't the chink just keep ignoring it?

How do I find 1c shit? Any recommends

>>57116014
All the 1c stuff in this thread was from an aliexpress promotion, it's over now

>>57116014
I'll sell you my shit for 1c

>>57113239
Pls respond

>>57115921
Nice. Any solid colored straps available for these?

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Making new thread now.

>>57113051
>Automotive sponsor stickers
>Alpha box/Spider wrap unlocker (for work)
>UN Velcro patch
>Hillary for Prison Tee
>Mi Key
>Aux Bluetooth Reciever
>Bullet Pipe
>Remove Before Flight keychain
>Redcircle pencils
>Fake Zebra drafting pencils
>Headlight film
>Wire Keychains
>SIM card adapters

>>57115845
No, but cheap DACs are only the FiiO and SMLS, everything else is utter trash. Best value options are still Schiit stack or O2.

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>>57115065

>>57115441

Ebay. Just search for acoustic foam and get the best deal. In hindsight I maybe should've bought 48 pads.

>>57116232
>Automotive sponsor stickers
>Alpha box/Spider wrap unlocker (for work)
what the fuck are these

>>57115921
Thanks anon, bought it

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New thread here
>>57116635
>>57116635
>>57116635
>>57116635

>>57115144
>one day left protection
>cs came today
Whew

>>57116175
Look up watch straps on Aliexpress, they're pretty cheap and can be switched easily. The DW watch has a strap width of 20mm, which is the most common one.