> "Tell me about some things you've worked on"

>>57105085
>not putting bitbucket/github profiles on your CV

>>57105085
I-I've been practicing FizzBuzz a lot.

>>57105085
feel free to check out my github

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I ran Hillary's network security.

>>57105116
>>57105135
I really hope this isn't how you reply.

>>57105085
This isn't a good picture all programmers are ugly

>>57105116
A company isn't gonna care about your school projects you put on github

I started a game in GameMaker once.

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>>57105085
Have you heard of Gnu/Linux? If you haven't, you're not worth my time.

>>57105131
>>57105258
> "Thank you for applying, but we will NOT be calling you back"

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>>57105265
Fugg :D

I don't actually program, I just spend all day ricing my OS.

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>>57105085
>I once wrote something cool.
>And then I woke up and remembered I was still a pajeet.

Only thing /g/ does is struggle to configure their arch and rice.

>>57105244
wrong

Some stuff I did on my own:
I wrote a 2D physics simulator(rigid bodies) in C.
I wrote a very basic software rasterizer in C .
I did tetris in Highschool(in java).

Im 2nd year CS. Are any of these projects,that I listed, worth mentioning to someone who asks?

>>57105244
>putting school projects on github

>>57105516
Not him, but as an interviewer I only ask to make sure you're somewhat active in programming outside of school.

Wrote a porn downloader for paheal in haskell

>>57105542
The first two.

>>57105085

Sure, here's my github profile.

>>57105135
>>57105838
Oohhhkay I can take a look after the interview, but maybe you can tell me about one of the projects hosted there.

>>57105085

kinda hot in here mind turning the thermostat down to 20?

oh its in fehrenheit, im just the guy

>c
http://pastebin.com/uzwu6Dcw
>python
http://pastebin.com/ynmZiKJe
>js/html
http://pastebin.com/KKBKh6n0
http://pastebin.com/QqhcPtKa
>ruby
http://pastebin.com/2uicMABx

>>57105580
Why is this even a requirement?
Why would you keep working in your spare time for free?

>>57105085
botnet

Hands-on experience,Cisco Network configurations, Built my own PC, Personal virtualization, Basic C++, Java, Unix

When do I start my entry level job.

>>57105085
I've written over 9000 variants of fizzbuzz in multiple languages

I've made a small voxel 3D engine with DirectX and C++

>>57106688
because it's an indicator of how far we can work you outside of official salaried hours

and because desperate entry level monkeys allow it to happen.

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>>57107009
>Built my own pc

>>57105137
Is there anyolace i can get away from you freaks? Im so sick of hearing about hhtis election i could puke while screaming

I've worked on telecommunications equipment inside the CIA headquarters in VA, the NSA headquarters in MD, the Secret Service offices by the White House, and the Pentagon, to name a few. I hope all terrorists are eliminated from the face of the earth. On the other hand, I hope the intelligence community is kept from violating the US Constitution by spying on the general public, and I support Snowden.

>>57107130

dude, filters lmfao

>>57107009
>Hands-on experience, Cisco Network configurations
>I set up my mom's linksys router

>Built my own PC
>did something that amateur 11 year olds can do with ease

>Personal virtualization
>I post on 4chan

>Basic C++, Java, Unix
>i learned basic syntax and bash commands but have never written a complex program

>When do I start my entry level job.
I'd recommend applying to work at your nearest grocery store.

i sorted an array once

>>57107089
>>>57106688
>because it's an indicator of how far we can work you outside of official salaried hours
>and because desperate entry level monkeys allow it to happen.
We must be different. Usually if you are interested in learning old/new tech or learning new/old languages at home, its a good sign you are not a pajeet or have a pajeet soul that will never make more than what we offer you

>>57105137
>ctry3j77x.jpg
>ctr

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>>57107251

>chastising a nerd virgin on /g/

Hi there been living in a luddite shithole and actually managed to get a job at the biggest IT firm in the "city". One of our biggest clients into the title business had this shit 90s software that relied on all this archaic garbage that nobody uses anymore but they based their entire business on. When I started we were doing 30-40 calls per day. Owner of both businesses gave me your typical shit schpeal about not changing anything but somehow expected us to fix this. When we would call this software company all I did was watch what they were doing when they remoted in, then later I would automate it with basic programming. I would make sure to wait for the same catastrophe to happen before starting the program so no one would bitch about "your changes". External proprietary software is not covered by our contract so this was a choice that I made. Also these people when problems were happening wouldn't even attempt to print or e-mail because some dumbass in their company started a rumor that their "computers are down" when this happens, and they aren't. Problem actually was when this happens, sometimes MS office would crash if they tried to use the software so they just wouldn't do anything. So I save them over 100 combined hours per month minimum in time that would have been wasted, by literally just teaching them, "save a fucking local copy and print it out". When I left we were sitting at 2-3 calls per day and this is all on a shitty broken down server from 2008 that should have been upgraded years ago. I'm glad we had this interview because you obviously need someone like me. When can I start?

>>57107366
Sounds like you don't know what everyones working in these days: nodejs, mongodb, and starbucks

Thanks for coming, but we're looking for someone with 10 years experience in the aforementioned technologies.

>>57107366
Sorry, we don't think you would be a good fit in our company's culture.

>>57107407
I have 20 years of experience in Ruby on Rails, so can I be put up for consideration?

>>57105760
You're hired.

>>57107455
>>57107407
No prob make sure you guys make the thread again when you fail the interview next time like you have been for the past year and a half. /g/ didn't have this thread circa 2014 and some failures must be quite angry they pretended to like some stupid dropout language instead

>>57107503
Lol, I'm still in uni, i'm just shitposting, calm down buddy

>>57106509
Underrated

i wrote software to generate usage statistics on my university's clusters and i've found (and suggested fixes for) numerous errors in software used on a national level for resource sharing

i developed software to generate vector graphics from data, interpreting the data to pick a type of graph and setting the scale and making everything pretty

i install and maintain new nodes on our compute clusters (networking, config, etc)

i deal with object storage and protected health information and security stuff

i wrote software to generate documentation pages on our website and link them to other relevant topics automatically to allow for collaboration

i'm a first-year student and I'm an engineering major