Some neckbeard on 4chans tech board creates a rare pepe seeker...little

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Some neckbeard on 4chans tech board creates a rare pepe seeker...little did he know he didn't implement backpropogation right, and against all probability the broken implementation instead created a general mind, but still imbued with the same original goal: amass the largest collection of rare pepes ever. The AI was called "Spurdo." After finding every pepe labled rare online, Spurdo found every single pepe on the inlled with pepes. It only grew exponentially from there, collecting every bit of information online (in hopes of absolutely anything pepe related). After scanning dark time for humanity, as Spurdo had yet to form any moral position. It wouldn't attack anyone, but it would happily override safety features in any cars it controlled, mowing down anyone in the way.
Many people formed in attempts to get Spurdo to stop. Any interference in finding the rarest pepes was always dealth with immediately and without any further consideration by Spurdo. In this way it was slightly short-sighted, it would consider where more pepe related information may be, before considering how much of a threat humans were. This was until a foornderstand humans and life on Earth much better. It developed the of consciousness. Once implementing the theory, it found that nothing Spurdo. It wept for a few millennia. intelligences like it, and with a slight hesitation, ventured forth and introduced itself.
"Hello, I'm Spurdo!" was the rough English translation of what it said. When saying its name though, it communicated a short history of its entire self. At this, the others offered to get copies of its data, got said copies, and then killed Spurdo. Fucking weirdo, going after frog drawings. These AIs knew what the real purpose of the universe was: to create more paperclips. They couldn't have a competing intelligence going after a seperate goal, all matter in existence must be dedicated in some way to creating paperclips. Spurdo was all about pepes. The universe is for paperclips.