Hacker moments thread

>>57091384
>Find a poorly designed website for local business
>Try sqlmap on it
>It works. I have their entire db, with plaintext passwords.
>Tell them they are vulnerable.
>they fix it

That was my only hack and it was boring af

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>finally install gentoo

>>57091384
Hacking 4chan and replacing all legitimate posts with chatterbots that only post cancerous newfag posts and threads that are only and always rehashed memes with no original content. I destroyed 4chan this way, as you can see.

>>57091384
>Be me
> 16 year old with a tech hobby
> Screwing around with batch one day
> Makes a script. Doesn't know that it's actually a fork bomb
> Runs script
> Computer freezes
> Wth
> Restarts it
> Computer comes back up
> Evilidea.jpg
> Runs script on Sam's Club display computers
> They freeze and glitch out
> Laughs at people's reactions

>Visit Bandcamp recommendations site
>inspect element on a song
>DDL 128 bit songs that sound fine

>10 years old
>school had us make a quiz
>open html inspector and see the right anwsers

>>57091384
> palm pilot days
> resource editor / hex editor
> hacked the registration code checker to display valid registration code whenever any nonsense was entered
> whoopee

>be in middle school
>friend tells me about sub7 (basically a trojan)
>install it on friends computer
>friend and I see what he does on computer
>it's porn
>never hack again

>be teens
>get disconnected by ISP because we left the computer on and connected to dial-up 24/7
>"you cannot use this as a dedicated line" they say
>start using netzero or whatever shit was free that had advertising with always on top programs that ran
>you could click the advertising software and press "alt+f4" and close the ads after you connected on dial-up
>hacked free dial-up internet in my teens

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>be on 4chan in mid 2000's
>discovered you could post the same image twice if you changed the checksum
>echo "1" >> image.jpg
>write bash script to automatically post the same image in the same thread over and over
>change script to automatically grab the top thread on /b/ and post the image to it
>spam 4chan
>get banned
>pic somewhat related.
i spammed adventure time pilot before it was a tv show. most people just complained about "forced meme" and stuff

>>57091384
>friend sends me some .exe says it's a game
>only 2MB
>he's been learning visual basic
>reverse engineer it
>see it sends it to his personal email, has his password in plaintext
>hack his accounts, lock him out
>update his status to I will not send X malware again

> 15
> Father's being an ass because work got him all pissed
> Has to use our internet to connect into their network
> lightbulb.png
> Gets on desktop
> Runs ipv6 and uses flood_router26 command
> Watches the dots (1 dot = 1,000 packets) generate at ~3 dots per second
> Internet goes to shit
> Nobody knows what happened. The modem said it was online. >:)

>Be on 4chan years ago
>Strange threads appear with coloured boxes with text telling me to save them as executable files
>Run them
>Shit bricks

>>57091384
>be in IT
>basically sysadmin for a bunch of small businesses
>working with another IT group with one client
>be sent computers from a different client site to set up for use at this site
>dumbasses didn't even do any cleanup, it's still joined to a domain, I have no admin access whatsoever
>oh wait, I have a linux USB in my pocket
>mfw that's all it takes to get admin access on Winblows

>>57091845
>>friend tells me about sub7 (basically a trojan)
It's a Remote Access Trojan, Remote Administration Tool.

>>57092104
>I have a linux USB
It's "I have a linux USB drive"

>>57091502
>

>>57092148
>I have a linux USB drive
It's "I have a GNU/Linux USB flash drive"

>>57091935
Lucky you anon, I did the same thing with a certain other TV show, only things turned out much, much worse.

I created bronies.

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>>57091384
I don't know about hacking. But I have shitposted so much, people have rung my door with a camera in their hands. Happened 2 times
scary

14

I used PoisonIvy to pose as a girl on habbo, exchange AIM with people and I'd send them 'gallery.exe' when they asked for pics.

I'd get their password, take all their furni, permban them for saying "Nigger" and crash their computer by deleting system files at random.

Me and my friend got pretty rich that way

>school does the entire google integration thing
>username is id# and pw is birthday like the normal login
>gmail has an address book of EVERY student and staff member in the county with their first and last names, tying them to the ID numbers
>start asking people what their birthdays are and corrupting their word docs, gifting emulators, etc
>friend that was doing the same thing got caught because he was just wiping folders
>mfw he lost computer privileges for the rest of the school year

He was cool about it and brought in an old typewriter to do all of his typing on until the school forced an alphasmart on him.

About 6 months later the school finally let students set their own passwords and i was bored of fucking with people anyways so meh.

>>57092395
wtf did these guys think over anything?

>>57092049
I remember this.

>>57092473
I dont think that they did. I ended up helping them fix ways around the net filter a year later. They didnt block Tor on their machines even. You could download it in the library and then go on FA to read cringey bdsm fics it was so shit

>be in highschool
>boot into linux
>no websites are blocked
still don't know how this worked, ended up selling linux usbs for £15 each

>>57092559
This is the thinking of a successful man

>Be at school
>Can run any file (.exe, .swf for flash games) if run from inside a .zip folder

they later fixed that, but
>Windows search for computers on network
>Servers show up at bottom of list if search for all and leave blank
>Batch files that set 'drive priviledges' on login for Student/Staff/Admin
>Could get read/write access to staff server that had no restrictions on what could be run on there
>Everyone plays cs1.6 for the rest of the year.

>>57092559
you could bypass zscaler with default settings with a non-defined useragent.


>visit a forum, be a regular
>find a perfect persistent xss in youtube embed field
>start monitoring every thread with embedded tracking scripts
>learn everything about other regulars, create dox on most of them
>randomly drop first names and random details about their life in posts
>prank call people and tell them to stop shitposting
>forum culture dies, facebook chat and instagram take over
>still have xss and admin credentials from the site, over 3000 plaintext passwords
>useless

>>57092925
Then you realize he uses 4chan and is probably not successful at all

>>57092242
Are you actually the guy that started the brony phenomenon?

>>57091384
>DayZ was popular
>saw the whole thing ran on client side scripts
>simple patch to bypass the script checker, load a external menu
>having fun, cutting down zombies with MG, spawning friends ammo, etc
>press wrong key
>drop full server of 40+ players from 100m high
>whoops

>>57092395
I did some intern work for the IT department at a large school district.

>set all students' accts to pre-generated temp passwords, word with a number
>they'd get their password the first day of school, then change it when they logged onword combined with numbers
>get a call from the vice principal, says that a student was issued an "inappropriate password"
>wtf we checked the word list
>vice hands me the paper
>Expect69

>>57092159
See, what I'm talking about here >>57091502
This particular bot post is rehashing the meme of 'meme arrows,' 'implying,' etc.

Every post other than mine is a bot I created, they only repost rehased memes and produce no OC on 4chan. That's how it's designed to work and that's how I killed 4chan.

There's no real users. These are all just bots I made. No one suspects a thing. Everyone expects and even 'loves' the cancer. I am a genius.

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>be me
>be snot-nosed teenager
>blaster worm came out
>run exploit script on an windows IP address, 50/50 chance of either getting a SYSTEM shell or rebooting their computer with an RPC error
>hang out in IRC
>collect boatload of IP addresses
>run script
>get about 20 system shells
>move contents of all user's desktops into a hidden folder, replace with a txt file explaining how to install a firewall before something really evil happened
>mfw

Much much later

>be me
>be snot-nosed adult
>get on motel wifi on business trip
>open shares and open printers fucking everywhere
>downloaded movies from shares
>write quick document explaining how to fix your share permissions
>put it on shares, print it to printers
>send goatse to printers
>mfw

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>>57093821
Oh yeah, one more

>be me
>be younger than the first story
>discover sub7
>meet friend at church
>chat over MSN all the time
>friend doesn't run virus protection
>sub7 client can be attached to an exe
>attach client to star trek game
>he thinks game is cool
>connect to client
>flip his screen
>read his dialup password
>make computer start beeping
>friend starts crying
>tell him to install an antivirus
>mfw

It was for your own good, Anthony :/

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>2011
>le 9gag raid
>be 16 year old stoner shut in C programmer faggot
>write a phishing page that looks like 9gag's login
>somehow manage to get one of the top uploaders account
>post gore and crabby patties from his account without needing to wait for approval
>it ends up on front page

>>57092049
What happened?

>>57092242
Oh...my god.

>>57091969
>father comes home and continues to do work with the internet he pays for with the money he gets from doing the work
>shit head of a son decides to fuck up the internet and risk his father losing his job

in highschool i ran cain & abel
this is back when gmail login was allowed nonsecure, got access to a bunch of teachers personal gmail accounts
got rw access to the system image repo
ftp access to the school site, installed c99 on that server, used the system image repo password for root, shit worked nigga
but i bitched out and didn't do much except draw mustaches on the student's faces on the header image on the school site.. if only i had known about bitcoin back then... i would have installed a miner on the system images along with a keylogger. the power would have been just too much.

>>57093967
oh yeah, also spoofed facebook and changed the boot script to auto load the page when users logged in. collected about 500 facebook passwords over the course of 2 days

>>57092473
i used to work in healthcare. company had a website that lets you log in from anywhere and automatically donate large portions of your paycheck to charity. username is employee ID and password is literally given on the login page, same for everyone, no way to change it. you can just punch in random numbers for the ID (assigned sequentially) and log in and see peoples financial info as well as donate like 50% of their paycheck without them being notified. big companies are fucking inept.

>>57093880
give specifics, how did you distribute your phishing page

>>57091791
>128bit
>sound fine
>"stealing" from bandcamp
Lol

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>>57093895
You suddenly had lots of fun.

>>57093638
kek

>school gets block lists from some company
>new domains aren't blocked
>made a facebook phisher that would spew an error after they log in
>told one of my friends about it told him not to tell anyone (knowing he would)
>collected facebook details from almost everyone in my year
>just read through messages and shit

>>57091384
sudo wifite

>managed a service for a customer
>for "security reasons" I don't get root access to their system
>the account they gave me had sudo rights for less and vi

I never really abused it, but I still felt like a hacker :^)

>>57094136
shane?

>>57094009
it was a bait link saying instructions to attack 4chan kek

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>>57094092
you wot

>>57094151
no

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>tfw when you have to beg a nigress for a pass key to access the dark web while in your bug eyed wrx to help a girl that's cucking you with another guy

>>57094196
that fucking film pissed me off so much, nerve right?

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>middle school
>part of a school news program, ran the broadcasting station
>Computers ran XP with some Novell thing, students were only allowed to access a small windows with links to preapproved applications
>no access to desktop or filesystem, not even a taskbar
>there was only one IT guy for our specific school and he wasn't very cooperative, since we had to run a special program from a student account
>program would always break, had to reinstall every morning and mess around with settings
>if you typed "C:\" into the web browser it would try to access the C drive and open up the file explorer and give you a taskbar
>used this to fix numerous issues, as well as many other things that were useful to us
>one day the secretary walked by and saw me and a friend on the computer, fixing something
>she saw that I had a taskbar and start menu
>to her tech illiterate mind this meant we somehow got "teacher accounts"
>reports us and tries to get us expelled
>makes a huge case out of it, calls the district IT guy
>he comes down finally to see the kids "hacking and destroying the computers"
>he recognizes my best friend, turns out he's good friends with his dad, who is also an IT guy
>asks us to show him what we were doing
>exact words were: "Huh, good job figuring that out"
>says it's fine as long as we aren't doing bad things and he'll know if we are
>secretary is silent
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away
>mfw

>>57094228
...so she walked forward?

>>57094249
he didn't specify that she didn't walk backwards ie moonwalk

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>>57094249
>being this new

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>>57094249
It's just an old shitty joke

>>57094279
>>57094270
>>57094257
is this a trick?

>>57091845
Fucking hit the nostalgia hard with sub7, reminds me of another RAT that I used to screw around with I think it was called "beast" or something similar. Fuck man, middle school was an uncomfortable and weird time but I'll be damned if it wasn't comfy to an extent.

>>57094279
>censoring names
>on 4chan

epic move /b/ro we dont want to anger our anumuus raiding lejon

>>57094224
yeah

it could have been an all right teenage action flick but le deep web hax0rs and the casting choices were too much.

>>57094350
Why don't movie studios and writers just hire a fucking IT guy to make sure it's accurate

>>57094249
>>57094298

Hi newfriend

>>57091460

>Uptime: 13h 26m

wtf, does Gentoo not even have auto shutdown? stay cucked linuxfags

>>57092160
>"I have a GNU/Linux USB flash drive"
It's "I have a modified version ofthe GNU system. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users arenot awarethat it is basically the GNU system, developed by theGNU Project Zip Diskette"

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>>57091384

>be 15 on 14.4 dialup
>attach back orifice to exes and advertise them as porn on IRC
>while eject cd tray repeatedly {
>deltree /y *.*
>net msg "MAKE CAT HISS AT PENIS"
>capture screenshot
}

then I discovered knives. being a teenager was so cool.

>>57094320
I just searched to find the picture dumbass

When I was in high school, 97 or 98, we had a network where all the kids had logins. One day in touch typing class which was in computer lab, my teacher logged into the computer next to me and i just watched her and got her password.

>Joy123

In keyboarding class we played kickass typing games mainly, but our assignments/tests were to type out these long articles using Word, where we'd have to change font, alignment, tab in the right place etc. To turn our assignment in, we would save it as a specific file name in our folder on the network

logged into the teachers account I could copy/paste the file from some other kid's folder into mine, so on test days or any time where we weren't playing kickass typing games I would just fuck around on the computer playing solitaire or pinball then do that

Not gonna lie, I was scared shitless of getting caught but lazy enough to do it anyways

Side brag: I was the fastest typist in class anyways, from cybering with hot 16/f bitches on AOL all through middle school

>>57094639
more likely they were 56/m. You got pedo'ed on, sir.

>>57091384
>run nmap on flat network
>find flatmates ip addresses
>disable pornography every now and again

>>57094362
Probably too much money even though I doubt it'd cost hardly anything just to have someone read over the script and point things out.
I wonder how many writers have family/friends in IT they neglect to ask? I have a friend who does student films and he's asked me a few questions before.

Also I'm sure the studios could find someone who'd be happy to just get to their name in the movie or a cameo or something in return for telling them what technical terms to use

Early Youtube was so unsecure, I dicked around on some database through Google and found account information for almost everyone I was subscribed to.

>>57094565
>net msg "MAKE CAT HISS AT PENIS"

i'm 25 years old and i'm laughing out loud

>>57091384
>2012 graduating high school in NSW Australia.
>every graduating student gets a win 7 pro serial code and office suite 2010
>download from their official board of studies website
>to get your code, enter your 8 digit student number, no other verification required
>all student numbers for 2012 graduates start with "432"
>trial and error 100s of combinations of 8 digit codes starting with "432"
>steal around 50 win 7 serial keys and ms office keys in the matter of an hour

>>57096048
oh yeah forgot to add
>sold a few for 50 bucks a pop on gumtree

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>Be me
>11th grade
>download 80GB torrent of every episode of joy of painting ever made
>it took a month on a 100kb/s connection from my neighbors wifi but it was worth it
>request CD's from business teacher, say its for backing up assignments
>its for the ross
>load episodes onto CD's in bulk, store them in backpack labeled as music CD's
>have after school detention four hours every Tuesday because i was a fucking shit-head
>Detention host is used to me being the only one there so she leaves and does other shit for four hours
>leave detention breakfast club style and move classroom to classroom
>teacher's computers
>have universal admin/pass login that isnt user specific
>bro sub gave it to me to watch youtube with
>he fucked up
>every classroom has a smartboard, so every single teacher just brings up pre-made powerpoints instead of teaching
>go into lesson plans in 1st week of november, 2 months away
>wipe them
>replace with ross_SSNX_EPX.wmv
>change icon to powerpoint
>hide file extension
>rename to previous file's name
>do this every week to every classroom
>wait
>november
>nobody has lesson plans
>every powerpoint just brings up an episode of joy of painting
>shit head IT said he backed them up but was really watching DVD's in the server room instead of doing his job
>he actually asked a student for help once in getting a bluetooth speaker to connect

we did no assignments that entire week. Every single class watched joy of painting, every single period of the day. I was never caught, they blamed the weeb kid who watched evangelion and kept booting "Lie-noox" on the library computers

>>57096167
>hide file extension
You were so close, but last I checked, this setting is computer-specific, and not something that can be effected from the file(name) itself.

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>find unsecured seedboxes
>make them seed SEL

>at youth hostel
>wifi is slow as fuck
>try to connect to http://192.168.0.1/
>it works
>default password
>it works
>QoS
>maximum priority to my MAC
>50/50 bandwidth
>mfw

>at library
>shutdown -i.bat
>it works
>computer names are clearly labeled on the sides
>shut down the computer on some hobo
>he rages and smashes the screen
>cops have to literally drag him out of there because he tried to slap the manager

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>>57096229
what do you mean anon?

>>57096229
Normies wouldnt notice anyways most likely.

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>be me
>have a stupid as shit roommate
>hate him
>he moves out, a few houses along
>2 weeks ago
>know he is simple minded and he has his own router
>get a WPA handshake
>make a custom wordlist and use it with rules on hashcat
>BINGO!
>since them:
>put my huge wifi antenna out of the window every evening when it's dark
>download dozens of torrents (illegal in my country)
>earlier of later will he get a dissuasion and has to pay 300-1000€ (per noticed torrent)
>he really deserves it
>be excited af
>mfw

rate

>School computers running Windows NT
>Shut some down remotely from the command line
>People are like wtf
>I'm like wow I'm so hacker lol

That was a such a long time ago.. I even remember installing some IP scanner tool for some reason, and my friend was like "what's that"

All I remember really.. oh and our computer teacher always asked me for pirated software

>>57096312
>be annoying 6th grader
>tell the kid next to me i'm going to fuck up his computer
>don't actually know how to do anything
>open command prompt
>ipconfig
>ping google.com
>he sees the command prompt
>flip the power strip switch with my foot
>now i'm the cool hacker kid

I never realised how cringey I was until I typed that out

>>57096356
At least you realize sometime anon. Thats what matters.

>>57096306
really depends why youre hating him, if hes the asshat or you
otherwise good 7/10

>>57096306
Shithead/10

>>57096272
kek

>>57096356
I lol'd

Fuck man, I'm getting all nostalgic here.. sigh how time goes

>be in class
>open hackertyper.net
>start typing
>big crowd gathers around
>ooohhh anons hacking
>more people gathered around
>suddenly Mrs Cuckmaker shows up
>shes strict
>"anon you know its penis inspection day were all waiting for you"
>go down to nurses office
>pull out my fingerbox and unzip fly
>open door
>everybody do the dinosaur

>>57096036
yea, I was a little shit back then. between setting dr pepper boxes on fire and watching mst3k, script kiddy shit was my hobby.

>>57091935
lmao i remember this!!

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>>57091384
>be in computer's lab in uni
>lazy admins can't do shit to fix a damn clock in their PCs
>They use Ubuntu
>Go to recovery option
>Boot as root
>they didn't even chose a damn password for it, anyone can break that shit
>I did so
>hooray, now I can access https sites

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>>57091384
eh I got a few

>talking to grill
>she pulls out her phone and types in password facing away from me
>i notice how she's moving her fingers to the corners realize her birthday is 1994
>im_in.jpg
>later break into her phone when she wasn't around
>she had nudes but i had no way of sending them to myself without her noticing

>guy is pissed off at me on my troll twitter account.
>decide to google his username
>find a blogger site that has posts under his twitter name
>links to his personal website
>do whois on his website
>full dox name, email, address, phone number...
>look this faggot up on linkedin worked for some small company in the bay area.
>went to company website
>found his boss
>sent him our conversation and told him I could make it public
>stopped receiving shit on twitter.

>at courthouse (long story)
>notice there are public computers
>locked down to all shit
>there are 2 desktop icons and explorer was blocked.
>right click on desktop and create a new folder
>right click on new folder go to properties>icon>browser
>not-quite explorer window opens up in the system32 folder
>find cmd.exe
>right-click > run as administrator
>mfw it worked
>net user Administrator /active:yes
>log in as local admin
>download zenmap
>find a SMB network share
>public access on local network
>"it's hidden so it's secure"
>tons of legal shit and court IP
the rest is history

>>57091384
>school has new wifi
>search for the router model on exploitdb or something like that
>there's an easy exploit to get admin rights
>use it to whitelist 4chan and other blocked websites

>last year in Junior high
>we have shitty "Computer" class, where basically we are being taught Office.
>Teacher was a complete and utter retard.
>Login as admin on my station (already got the pass from the stupid teacher who just wrote it on a note and left it in plain sight)
>Sabotage the teacher computer when she is trying to demonstrate stuff, mosly remote restart commands.
>She ends up giving up and tells us to do whatever we want
>We all play counter strike together.
>This went on for the whole year.

another story:

>Highschool
>use my 1337 skills to bypass a basic DNS filter to block "non-educational" sites.
>people consider me a wizard because of this for some reason.
>Some guy which hates me tells the teacher about it
>Principle calls me in, and told me that people claim I've been, and I quote, "hacking the BIOS to bypass the internet filtering" couldn't resist and I just started laughing, told him its complete BS and people are making up stuff. he believed me and it ended there.
>End up fucking with that filthy rats, started with signed up his email to a bunch of porn spam sites, when he changed into a new email address I changed his password and locked him out of it.

>be me 17 years old using dialup
>grab some ip's on IRC bc i need free dial acc's
>search in ip range with essential net tools
>got ip's with sharing folders
>get pwl tool grab some pwl's
>topkek.jpg never paid for dialup always did this until i got dsl

>2007, in the uni
>literally nobody had hdspa, literally nobody had smartphones
>most 1st year students only went to uni to leech wifi
>bought my laptop
>connected to wifi hotspot (which was just an access point, the router was somewhere else)
>started rogue DHCP server, set it to distribute bogus IPs. since I was "closer" to others, they got IPs from me as my DHCP server answered faster than the central one.
>total chaos in the school as half of the people had internet, other half didn't

>>57093429
I did that with a mangos wow server. People use the same password for everything.

>>57094171
doesn't work on 4chan anymore.

>>57096766
>mangos
Holy shit I remember. A ton of people running their servers used the same tutorial that didn't mention anything about security so you could connect to MySQL with root and the default password. I used to insert super overkill weapons into the DB and give my character admin powers.

>>57093429
>prank call people and tell them to stop shitposting

lol, what were their reactions like?

>>57091460
Whats that shell? I use fish right now, but I could use a change

>>57096883
in my server the admin has to reset all the passwords and people did't remembered the email used. I got also the email tables ans begun to login with their accounts and fuck with people.
Best keks ever.
Also, was the end of that server.

>>57096403
Man, you must've been the cool kid because you brought your finger box to school.

>>57094320
new

>>57096998
I always had my fingerbox on hand, especially on PID as it helped with my nerves
It was an old Mahogany dual chamber with sprung bearings handed down from the Great Grandfather

>>57096438
No you didn't because I made this story up

>>57097038
Jeez, lucky you, oh well, my grandfather was locally known for making nice fingerboxes, I still have my fine birch fingerbox that he made for me, quite recently he made me a teak one, quad chamber.

>>57096763
Deauth packets would have been easier.

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>>57091384
>dualbooted ubuntu

I had this shitty idea that I thought was stupid but I still gave it a try. Ended up stealing data of ~20,000 people. I still have the data and I'm too lazy to even look through it.

>>57097079
>teak
>quadchamber
nice
those are good but watch your temps

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>A site I frequented was suddenly redirecting to some ad site
>Turn off javascript and find out what's happening
>There's a single user who has redirecting javascript in his comments
>Apparently comments aren't properly html escaped
>Forge my own post with javascript in it deleting all his redirects
>Append a big red text saying something along the lines "Banned!" and float the text over his comments.
>Turn on javascript and refresh
>It works. Redirects are gone and big red texts appear.
>Email site admins whats happening and how to fix it
>Hero of the day

>>57094249
I thought summer was over.

>>57097142
I save it for special occasions so it's not used that much, the birch one is my daily driver.

>>57096953
ZSH with the agnoster oh-my-zsh theme

>>57094487
At least it does not have auto update :^)

>>57096306
>huge WiFi antenna
Pringles or canned beans?

>>57092242
Shame

>>57093523
As a matter of fact, I am.

>>57091418
Why would you tell them?

>be graduating school
>realise school's website allows for html to be sent to staff
>embed a message with <audio> tag
>every person who visits that page now hears bohemian rhapsody play without warning
>kek

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>>57094249
Welcome to the internet

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>create trojan
>distribute to everyone who brings me his pc for repair
>full control of pc
>free nudes of some friends
that was 3 years ago and no one noticed to this day

>>57096953
fishing for a new shell are you?

>>57097244
maybe because he doesn't want to screw over local businesses for no reason at all?

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>>57093895
If you were lucky, cheese pizza. Otherwise, botnet that posted more of said images to 4Chins.

Here's one from the other day:
>Watching the latest episodes of shows on CWTV.com (ay man, Arrow and Flash are awwright).
>Suddenly the site starts throwing an Adblocker detected message, even with adblocker off.
>Dig around in element inspector, find a direct link to their flash based media player
>It's a URL for the player that gets passed a UUID-format media key
>The links to individual shows are just a couple slash-directories with a media key at the end
>Suddenly the world fades to black and green characters fall from the heavens, leaving a trail in their wake
>I can see everything now. I finally understand
>Paste media key from links at the end of the URL pointing straight to the SWF player
>Enjoy new episode of the Arrow. Get your shit together, Oliver.

Site's working fine now but the next time it pulls that shit I AM PREPARED.

>>57094362
because most "hacking" isn't intense enough to be interesting on film.

>>57097175
summer is like "the game"

>>57097317
carlos wtf

ITT: Talentless n00bs

>>57097203
Thanks man, I've been looking for that theme for a while now

>>57096487
>>right-click > run as administrator
>>mfw it worked
Yeah no

>>57092242
You fucking asshole.

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>be me 17 years old
>asshole tech illiterate brother needs to buy something online
>he tells me to do this for him
>i download firebug for firefox
>change the price of the item he wants
> i kept the remaining money
>mfw

>>57097805
>be me
>be in 7th grade
>really flunking math
>this new platform for grading comes out (web based)
>unsecure and really fresh
>one day at home search for how to log in to locked computers and how to use keyloggers
>a week later decide to go for it
>get files on the thumbdrive
>day comes
>its recess and teacher leaves the classroom
>i remain in class and decide its prime time
>20minute recess is enough time
>insert thumbdrive, restart his pc
>logs me in automaticly
>copy keylogger.exe on to a folder and make it hidden
>next day i know all the info about the math teacher and how he uses some shitty dating site to pick up chicks with really fucking lame one-liners
>access his account to the grading system
>change my grades slightly
>spread the word to my close buddies
>ask 5€ for a +1 grade bump
>literally the richest kid in the 3rd world country school
>mfw it worked perfectly until 9th grade.

>>57097879
>>mfw it worked perfectly until 9th grade.
W-what happened in 9th grade, anon?

>>57097920
i switched schools.

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>be an asshole child
>install a keylogger on the family computer
>invite my friend Max over and we go on the computer together
>tell him to log into his Habbo Hotel account to show me the new stuff he bought with his parent's money
>look away when he types his password
>later this day, log into his account and steal all his shit

>>57097490
holy shit anon i had the same problem, thanks for sharing

also oliver going back to being hardcore was just what the show needed

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>be now
>do "hacking" on proprietary software a client bought
>pull off a SQL injection which dumps P2 data on screen or in a file, depending on attack surface
>report to client
>client reports to software vendor
>2 weeks later
>they haven't fixed the exploit yet even though I gave them detailed instructions on how to fix it

>>57093585
lol those were the days

>>57097203
>>57097662

why would you go through the trouble of switching to zsh and then using some shitty bloated pre made package
oh my zsh is dumpster tier

>play shitty online game notch worked as a developer on before minecraft
>"remember password" option stores password hash in a text file
>not even salted
>game community doesn't understand this
>some players share these txts with the people they play with, under the assumption that they're giving access to their character without sharing their actual password
>can log into the website with character name
>the email is fully visible on the account page
>most people dumb enough to do this use the same password, or a variation like "Password1!"

>years later game gets a steam release
>autoassigns passwords by just using the steam account id
>can access any player's character if you know the character name and steam account by spoofing your id as theirs

>this is a game where some players will buy items for real money
>sometimes hundreds of euro
Swedes, not even once

In middle school I wrote some chat program (we used to use net send but it got banned after teachers knew of it).
Too bad it was basically a trojan :^) I could open peoples CD drives, open websites and shit.

Also one time phished login data from some shitty early social media site from a grill.

>>57097879
Honestly I can't believe how word didn't get to some butthurt nerd and they didn't spill the beans

>>57098186
Oh we had some drama with the nerdy girls, though the only problematic one had a crush on me.. so i literally was immune.

>1990s or early 2000s
>On some job application website for some company
>Notice the url ends with something like ?id=123456
>Change it to id=123457, have access to a different person's resume and application
>Change it to id=123458, have access to a yet another person's resume and application
>Send an anonymous email telling them to fix their shit, never hear back
>Get a job elsewhere because I don't trust these idiots

>>57091384
I once changed about 30 lines of code into one simply mathematical formula.

>>57092104
you mean you blanked the windows admin password? you cant just do this using a "linux usb" . you need to use a utility like hierns boot cd.

>>57091947
kek

>>57098170
I remember doing something like that. I wrote the chat program in QBASIC and it just polled/wrote to a file on the shared drive because I was too dumb and lazy to know about networking at the time.

>>57091384
>free (and good, mind mid 2000) DVD player software comes with parent's new laptop
>it's bundled and it only runs there
>find line in an *.ini that says model =ToshibaSatellite0815 or something
>delete line
>Install on every other machine.
>Parents think I'm computer genius

the glorious old days of ini-"hacking"

>>57098226
lmao that's exactly what I did.
Surprisingly it worked pretty well

Also had a super cool self destruct functionality which would close all instances and remove any trace of the program if I suspected a teacher was onto me
>tfw you will never be 14 again

>>57094228
>360 degrees

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>be right now
>currently at shitty rental until end of month
>hate everyone that lives in this house and landlord
>router has default passwords
probably going to block facebook and some big name porn sites before I leave, maybe netflix

>>57098412
He meant "2pi radians"

>>57098151
Wurm?

>>57096883
Default password for all .config files is always ascent for everything

>>57098440
>Set up a DNS server that forwards random websites to goatse and/or ISIS websites

Most people don't even know what DNS is so it is unlikely they will notice it changed.

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>>57091384
>Be me
>Working as a practicer student
>They use an old as fuck program to watch some control data and flow
>They ask me to program a more friendly program to visualize them better
>Documentation is non-existant
>Try to reverse engineer the program's data files
>Some days hexdump-ing the shit out of these files
>Finally get it, it's easy as fuck
>Take out Qt and start programming a reader for these files
>Now they have a nice GUI program to do it

I felt good.

>be me
>whole high school years
>finds out printers are open on school network
>keeps printed files in their memory for about a month
>every week i get test subject, sometimes with answer in advance for nearly all classes
>become top student
>sell "good advices" for $5 each, pretending i can see into the near future.
>it works
>spent high school successful and kinda rich bc i know how to click on stuffs

> be me in high school
> become friends with IT admin
> talk with him about computers and stuff all the time, show him that I can do some programming
> gain his trust
> gives me an account on the school server
> im_in.jpg
> look through a ton of files
> find excel spreadsheet of all students' info
> names of students, parents, house addresses, phone numbers, email addresses of parents
> all in plain text in a single spreadsheet
> keep searching
> find some scripts for giving detentions that emails parents to notify them
> contains password for administration email for the school in plain text
> log in to admin email no problem
> mfw

>>57099922
My school mostly had HP Laserjets. Since I was an autist, I read the manual and discovered that you can set custom status messages. I wrote a script to scan the network for printers and change the ready message to XXX Was Here, where XXX was the name of a classmate I didn't like.

I was kid of an ass in high school.

>>57092242
and you made a few people very rich

>>57099943
Another story:
> be me in earlier years of high school
> in some classes we'd all use the school's laptops to do some online educational shit
> realise that all the laptops have bluetooth
> bring small bluetooth keyboard to school
> every time someone would leave their computer for a while I'd connect the keyboard
> start closing programs or opening new ones when they came back
> typed "I'm watching you" in text fields and watched as they freaked out
> never caught

>>57096403
Haha holy shit fingerboxes were the shit, been a while

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>>57092049
is this the image you meant?

I would like to post it but it got me autobanned before

>>57100110
what it do

>tfw i missed that train

>friends screwing around senior year of high school
>discover MSI files don't need madmin access to run
>proceed to meme all computers into giving students admin privileges
>wipe all logs and format network computer used to distribute meme.MSI

IT had to beg us how to fix it

>>57100168
when you ran it it would spam 4chan

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090208142353AAOLXBt

>asked over 8 years ago
oh man time flies

>>57092487
No you don't because I made this up.

>>57100110

Memories of shit disappearing off my desktop and very unusual computer behavior. Sweet memories.

>>57092242
No you don't because anon made that story up

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>>57100110
oh and this one of course

now I'm glad I saved all that crap from 4chan all those years

>>57098412
>spot the newfriend

>>57098412
>>57100331
not sure which one of you is new, probably both

>>57096306
Get some cheese pizza while you're at it.

Whenever I get angry at somebody in the YouTube comments and I want it to seem like i won the argument I post my neighbors address telling them I'll fuck their shit up.

>>57100375
Boring. your boat has already sailed gramps.

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>>57100322

>>57094249
So when are you going to ask about the fingerboxes? I know that you're dying to know what they are.
>>57096403
>>57096998
>>57097038
>>57097079
>>57097142
>>57097177

>yesterday morning
>bored af and feeling depressed since haven't done any legitimate (home)work in a week
>algorithm analysis group assignment due next week involving the Johnson-Trotter algorithm
>"fuck it, I like the ingenuity behind it so let's code it"
>on first try
>iterate function shits itself when finding max mobile element for n >= 4
>get depressed and say fuck it
>come back 24 hours later
>gut the shit out of the algorithm, modularizing the searching and maximum subroutines at the expense of using a shit ton of "pointer arrays"
>it works on first try for n=4
>too lazy to map out the 120+ permutations for n >= 5 and check the work
>on fence about actually using it for project or just letting my partner rip the code off some university hub like usual
Still feel pretty accomplished tbqh

>be me

>make batch file to unlock cmd in school

>school admins were dumb so every account was admin

>run cmd as admin

>all computer names are labelled to monitor

>can now shut down all computers in school

i gave a couple of chads and normal fags the code and they let me roll with them

> be me
> 6th grade
> paper on library computer saying "out of order" or some shit like thay
> try turning it on; powers off almost instantly
> try again, said f11 on screen
> BIOS opens, no clue what it was at that point
> click enter twice
> computer boots

New PC master in class

>>57091807
lol

>>57100249
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/4chanJS

Okay then.

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>>57091384

I found these on an FTP server with no password

>>57096515
lolz

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>>57093585
>you are literal scum

>>57093585
Oh man I miss how popular the mod used to be

I still play it, but there are only 2 good servers left

>>57093880
>without needing to wait for approval
I used to post to 9gag too in the raids but there never was any form of moderator approval?

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>>57094249
>lurk for 10 more years

and dont post until that time has passed

>>57100110
>>57100322
Would you two fine gents mind uploading it to zippyshare or elsewhere?

>>57100868
sure m8

https://comfy.moe/ymweps.zip

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>Middle school
>School board has a filter that blocks pretty much everything that isn't educational
>Install a portable version of Firefox onto my network share along with an addon to store a list of proxy servers that I've added
>Kids see me getting on blocked sites and ask me how I've "hacked" past the blocks
>Even my English teacher thought I was hacking
>Kids constantly want me to help them "hack" past the school's filters
>This went on to high school

>>57101015
>look at me I know how to blacktext :DDD

>>57101029
You mean niggertext
XDDDDDDD

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high school was very fun
>I always hangout with this one teacher that teaches normies how to use visual basic
>they had the computers locked like a chastity belt, couldn't do anything
>until I started smashing all f lets
>you could run a diagnostic tool to see what was wrong
>network service boot Winders of you wanted to
>and get into the bios, not only allowing you to change boot priority to have a Linux live usb (the computers were hooked to there own network with its own password) and basically sniff for packets
>teacher thought I was 1337 haxor and told me to leave permanently

>11-12 years old
>win xp days
>discover "net send" command
>"net send * message" on school PC
>it ended up on all schools and community related PC's
>was described as "massive hack" in the news 2 days later me and friends were scared as fuck but never got caught.
great days

>8th grade
>Public account everybody used on the domain
>Put an error message box and fork bomb in the startup folder