Note 7 is not a fucking bomb

Also, it should be noted the phone does not "explode", it catches fire, yet everyone seems to think it literally explodes

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Same Anon.

I can't bring my Samsung Washing Machine on the plane either.

I mean they're completely safe.

>>57080708
I know a way you can show them, OP

Show them forever

Give it to a family membee

>>57080771
>tfw your washing machines gives up and starts worshiping Chaos
[spoiler]IT IS A GOOD PAIN[/spoiler]

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>>57080821
Wait a minute, this isn't /v/. How did I get here?

>>57080708
you are the one who is being irrational about the situation, The phone is essentially a ticking time bomb, it may not literally explode, but fire is bad...particularly with things that go in your pocket etc. Its a ticking "time bomb" in the sense that it may or may not malfunction and catch fire. The specific cause of this has yet to be found, and as such could(and possibly does) affect all Note 7 phones. The rational thing to do is return it and get something else.

>>57080708

why don't you just get a replacement dumbass

>>57080840
Actually they know exactly why and they even know the exact factory the malfunctioning phones were made in. And 35/2,500,00 incidents? Ill take my chances lol. If youre that paranoid then why even risk going outside?

>>57080872
2,500,000*

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>>57080708
Even Samsung themselves have admitted they botched this phone royally, why would you still hang on to it?

>>57080872
even the replacements from different factories have had issues and they've cancelled production of the phone, and issued a recal for literally every device.
http://www.samsung.com/us/note7recall/

why not just return it for an LG v20 or Pixel

>Keeping a phone that was discontinued
>will never get updates or root

>>57080708
Can't you just replace the battery in it with something that doesn't explode?

Why are you clinging onto a dangerous device whose manufacturer couldn't even figure out what the issue was before offering replacement devices? It's not even that special of a phone, it's just an average high-end Android device.

>>57082155
No one else will care for it, so I will. It needs my love.

>>57080872
Then make sure when it kills you, you are alone somwhere no one can be harmed

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Can you open it up somehow and replace the battery? I know it's technically non-user replaceable, but wouldn't one be able to buy a replacement battery and swap them?

I'd do that and have fun scaring people to be honest.

>>57080872
>they know exactly why
That must be reassuring to the people whose replacement phones have caught fire.

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>>57080872
>phone blows up in your pocket
>your thigh is coated in acid and your pants are literally on fire
>AAUUUUGGGHHH!! you run around with a burning ass and roll on the ground
>it's too late, the phone has melted your right butt cheek
>gobs of yellowish scorched human fat gloop down your leg
>you vomit and cum from the unbearable pain and black out

B A D E N D

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>>57082186
>OP, 74 year old sitting in a rocking chair, surrounded by Samsung TVs, Samsung BD players, samsung washing machines and fridges, with a samsung stereo, with a samsung toothbrush and so on
>it's the beginning of the fall season in 2056
>his son and grandson have come to visit him, giving him a break from his usual time-wasting hobby
>they chat, and chat, especially the grandpa, who was quite the non-talkative lad back in the day - it's almost as if he's trying to run out of words now; he shoots out the words rapidly, like a 16 year old dick-sucking bimbo when the cock begins to leave her mouth; it's like he's going to run out of time, all the time
>g-grandpa, what is this scar you've got running across your right leg?
>oh, lad, you're wondering this scar?
>I got it from a phone called Note 7. A shocker, this one was. I was getting it on with your grandma, and juuuust as I impregnated her, the note exploded
>the grandma, looking from the bedroom blushes
>we'd thought that was a fatal omen for our kid, but look at him, now! My recklessness probably runs in the family. I'm pretty sure he has done something ridiculous like I did, but he's keeping it a secret
>well, son?
>"I...I have not", he says, reluctantly
>I know a liar when I see one; speak up
>"Nobody can escape you, can they?"
>"Remember those cars that had a penchant for exploding? The Te-zzla or whatever"
>Tesla, yeah, and?
>"I drove one, even past the recalls"
>"Just couldn't let her go; I had so many precious memories with it"
>"My first car, with which I drove my first mile"
>"the car where I spent many lon-"
>"the car in which I lost my virginity"
>"it was all in the same car"
>"I couldn't let her go, even though I knew it might explode under my ass at any moment"

>*ching*, *shaasheeeng*
>*ching*, *shaasheeeng*

>"G-grandpa?"
>You're doing this, too, huh?
>people find older people more trustworthy; I'm better at this than you youngsters are
>OP flips his phone, with it showing "3869"

>>57082498
>"almost f-f-four hundred shillings, in less than a year?"
>"shilling to your own son? That's low!"
>right back at you, lad
>*5 eurodollars have been deposited in your bank account on behalf of Fordyota GmbH.*
>*5 eurodollars have been deposited in your bank account on behalf of Mapplesoft Inc.*

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>>57080708

>>57080708
no, its not a bomb, but the battery in it could self destruct and turn your phone in to an incendiary device, send it back before it self destructs and causes your house or car to catch fire

You might want to watch this OP. Do you really want to put this thing in the pocket of your pants?

https://youtu.be/AAZ62tUtc0w

>>57082178
Yes.
Note 7 battery model is EB-BN930ABA, 70% of Note 7's were manufactured by Samsung SDI and 30% by Chinese ATL.
Note that China has not had issues with batteries, or not at the same level as western countries.
Also as far as I know it uses the same battery(at least size wise) as S7 edge, EB-BG935ABE.

Teardown of Note 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Iz0SPy2Ic

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>>57083043
Forgot battery pic, of two different batteries seen in wild in Note 7

>>57083043
Wew
Why the fuck didn't samsung do this at their service centre instead?

Or hell, just recall all the ones that didn't have chink batteries instead of outright killing phone of the fucking year

>>57083065
Well I can't be certain are say S7 batteries the same size, but if they are the swap should be simple.
Also apparently Samsung earlier said phones sold in China aren't influenced by this. They just reverted that and made a recall for china as well.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/samsung-reverses-china-stance-with-expanded-galaxy-note-7-recall-1476172619

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>>57080708
It might just be a matter of time before it happens to all Note 7s. Why not just give that phone back and get a different one? Perhaps an iPhone 7 :^)

>>57080752
The smoke of burning lithium batteries is a serious health hazard.
Also it gets really hot and can possibly ignite something.

>>57080872
Last I heard it was almost 100 of the old phones and at least 5 of the replacement phones. And all that in a really short timeframe.

>>57083065
It's almost like Samsung is retarded and doesn't have a better understanding of what to do and why.

>>57083145
Wow, a billion dollar company is retarded, and this random faggot isn't!

>>57083168
I mixed up the wording. I meant to imply the opposite (that Samsung has a reason it's not doing what that anon suggested).

I'm sure they know what the problem is, but won't tell because it would be scandalous

I still think it's the fault of changing to USB C somehow.

>>57083257
OnePlus 3 doesn't have this problem; you're just completely retarded.

>>57083286
Not the port itself but whatever they did to adapt to it, or failed to do.

SAMSHIT HOUSEFIRES

>>57083235
But we do know what the problem is. It's the Li-ion battery and how it was made. Basically the tolerances are off and the positive and negative electrodes can come in contact, making the battery essentially short.

>>57080708

>Why are people so fucking irrational?

You're calling them irrational for consideration of public safety and you're simply fucking stupid.

I'll take an irrational person over fucking stupid any day and twice on a Sunday.

>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all

>>57080752
An explosion is just a really fast fire retard. The smoke from lithium batteries is a far bigger hazard then a tiny fire.

Note 7s are still more dangerous than terrorists.

You sound like a little kid that doesn't want to give to his toys.

Just let go and replace it, your family is right.

>be arab and an iphone user
>airport personnel lets me through easily
>scrawny white dude with a samsung
>sorry sir but we issued a ban on your device
Lol

>>57083343
That is an assumption. But it's not proven.

got a few flights last week in Australia, they don't even want them turned on in the airport. & they spent a few minutes on the plane telling us we were criminals if we even thought of powering one up. I keked because I have an old HTC.

>>57080831
thats /tg/

only difference between /tg/ and /g/ is the t part of things

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Galaxy S8 and Note 8 are going to have record sales.

All this free advertising on the nightly news and every flight around the world. Nobody will remember this in a year.

>>57083133
>using the smiley with a carat nose

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>>57080708
Right? #NotAllNote7

>>57083133
>The smoke of burning lithium batteries is a serious health hazard.
>Also it gets really hot and can possibly ignite something.
That doesn't make it an explosion you dumb fuck.

>>57084372
I'm kind of pissed there's no phablet with a stylus this year available for sale anymore.

I am on a Note 3 and I am one of the weirdos that uses the stylus all the fucking time.

Didn't need a Note 4, so I waited.
No sdcard on Note 5, so I waited.
Samsung itself decided I didn't need a Note 6, so I waited.

I'm tired of waiting.

Why don't they just brick all the N7s remotely so people can't use them?

>>57087164
On one hand, it's practically their obligation and I'd imagine they could very easily make an OTA package that'd just disable everything and display "exchange this for a replacement device" on boot and not fuction. If they can make mandatory upgrades, great. If they can't, then anyone dumb enough to upgrade a recalled device would deserve it.
On the other hand, they would probably get sued for, say, endangering people by not allowing them to call medical services and so on. Basically anything you can get sued for for jamming phone signals in a crowded area, probably.

>>57087164
Because then I'm going to sue them for blocking me from being able to call 911 to come rescue me from these rising flood waters in North Carolina.

>>57082498
what the fuck did i read

I wonder what they will do with all them. Maybe bury them in the desert somewhere? If i could get one free/cheap id love to have one and just replace the battery with another one

>>57087632
You can't open the fucker to replace the battery on your own without voiding the warranty.

Which is why the Note 4 was the last good Samsung phone in the first place.

here's why you should get rid of it:

YOU WILL NOT GET SOFTWARE UPDATES FOR AN ABANDONED PHONE

gl with that idiot.

will they make a new version? that phone is legitimatley gorgeous. Honestly I'm not too sad because I can't afford it anyways but damn.

>>57082186
>>57082498
>>57082560

What the fuck

>>57087661
Well there is no warranty anyways since they recalled them. I'm sure i can nigger rig a similarly sized lg battery in it.

>>57082155
That's just not true, the Note 7 is the best looking device out there with the most overall functionality, barring explosions. it's sad that it turned into a booming piece of crap but whatever, hopefully samsung doesn't kill off the note line and the 8 will be what we all wanted, seeing as they re introduced SD cards after taking them out in the 5

>>57087251
>>57087253
Why not just brick every N7 remotely so that only emergency calls are possible and a text appears on screen that tells the users to go replace the phone?

>>57087962
Sounds like the best option to me.

>>57080708
I hope you didn't use that phone to post here, It could trigger my phone to explode, don't you watch the news you imbecile

>>57088047
He might not have, but I sure am.
Nothing personnel, kid.
:^)

>>57087684
I stood 3 years without updating my note 2, so I'm good

Considering this is the only phone I'll have for the next 3 years or so, I need something from 2016, and the only thing that interests me is the note line because of the pen.

Nothing else seems even remotely interesting as the note 7

>>57080708
OP you're an idiot. It becomes a bomb if you run tons of apps that takes up a lot of resources.

And space

>>57088047
I am using my Note 7 for this post. What are you gon-

>>57083343

No. they THOUGHT that was the problem until the replacements started to self immolate. It may be something outside the battery. Despite what anons in this thread think, Samsung doesn't currently know what the issue is. So they recalled all of them and will likely kill the "Note" brand entirely.

The Note 7 is so bad that it's currently identified as "forbidden hazardous material".

>>57090844
So is you're mom :^)

>>57080708
Imagine being this fucking delusional for a brand of phone.

>>57092385
Personally, it's not the brand.
I couldn't care less about Samsung because honestly this is my first one ever.
I've always dabbled between Sony, Motorola and even Apple and this is hands down the best smartphone experience there is.
I even had my doubts before buying it because the UI seemed like garbage (I had played with Samsung phones from friends, family etc) but I thought... Oh well, I can always download a launcher and be done with it, only to find an exquisite refined experience with this new layer they use (it's called Clarissa or something, can't remember) so it became my favorite instantly.
The level of customization via themes is far superior to the three brands I mentioned earlier (specially Apple, lol, what a joke) so I'm standing by an excellent performer as well as aesthetically pleasing phone.

It could be any other brand and I'd love it the same.

>>57083407
>>57083431

samefag

I think the S7 just got the Android 7.0 update, don't even remember what features come in these things.

>>57081368
Kek, underrated

>>57080708
it's a abandoned platform now and wouldn't be in your best interests to keep it now

The Note 7 is a phone of peace, the phones that blow up do not represent the entire line of phones!

Going to be returning both my Note7s this week,
going to get something else to hold me over until the S8 comes out.

>>57083402
>An explosion is just a really fast fire retard
You are absolutely retarded.

>>57080708
You know that when your phone wont support future updates and there will be NO one to even try to make a mod to it, they are giving you MONEY to you give you back that timebomb, also. After the recall time is over, you just have NOWHERE to go if you get any problem with this fire brick.

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>>57080708
Murrican problems... Hilarious...

I don't understand why people are so against just returning their phones and getting a different one.

I'm sure there are some other really expensive phones you can get instead what's the extreme fascination with the Note specifically?

>>57080905
>Pixel
Nexus or GTFO

>>57092903
What the fuck is even the difference

>>57092793
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosion
>An explosion is a rapid increase in volume and release of energy in an extreme manner, usually with the generation of high temperatures and the release of gases

>>57093099
some extremely small asinine detail that phonefagas will play up as a big thing because shitphones are vapid pseudo tech and phonefags leave no stone unturned to try and bring complexity where there is none in their consumerist obsession

>>57080771
Is that a child washing machine? It looks tiny as fuck in size.

>>57092900
The Note line has a stylus that actually works, which is pretty convenient. I was considering buying one prior to the whole housefire thing, but my G4 is still working fine enough so I couldn't justify spending hundreds of dollars on something just to get a stylus.

I returned mine today. Fucking sad, I really liked the phone

>>57089884
You are fucking idiot just get a note 5 if you want the s pen so bad

>>57092757
Kek #notallblacks

>>57092757
Kek #notallblacks>>57093767
Same returned it for an s7 edge

>>57093764
other than a stylus there arent many differences between the Note 7 and the S7E

>>57080708
people will believe ANYTHING mainstream media says.

media will say EVERYTHING in order to advance their hidden agenda.

>>57093938
There's a world of difference.
Obviously not in paper, but definitely within the overall experience and handling of the phone.

>>57080708
>ITT MY PURCHASE IS JUSTIFIED

>>57080872
Except it's only been a month. The number is going to grow exponentially over time

>>57080708
Note 7 owners are experiencing exactly what glock owners have gone through for the past couple years.

>>57094147
>The number is going to grow exponentially over time
>exponentially
You shouldn't use words you don't know the meaning of.

>>57094153
glocks only functioned as shitty frag grenades, at least note 7s function as bombs.

>>57086942
on an airplane they can potentially start an oxygen fire, that is insta death for everyone.

>>57094163
He didn't say what the exponent was...

>>57080708
THERE'S A BOMB IN TEH SAMSUNG!? :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0YwtVYYonI

>>57080708
>>Family demands that I replace it and that Im "putting everyone else in danger"
Because your family is not retarded like you?
Why the fuck do you endanger them?
What right do you have to do that?

Get the fuck out of the basement and then you can kill yourself by putting it up your ass and waiting for it to catch on fire.

Fucking manchild faggot.

>>57083043
>Also as far as I know it uses the same battery(at least size wise) as S7 edge
An S7 Edge also blew up.
At least it's one we know about.

Google it.
They might also start catching on fire, warranting another product recall.
It will be to have Samsung using 2000mAh batteries again and having 2 hour battery life like the S3, S4 did.

> turn on phone on train
> read a document for 30-40 minutes
> 50% battery left

Top fucking lol.
It was like using the iPhone with mobile data.
> start browser
> with 3g
> battery is literally slipping away by 3-4% every time I look

>>57080708
>being this retarded

your phone might be fine but its about the "what if"

what if it catches fire in the middle of the night and burns your house down? Just because it has not happened to you yet doesnt mean it wont.

>>57084372
>All this free advertising on the nightly news and every flight around the world.
Well, we have around 10 Samsung shits in the family, but never again. I am not risking our fleet, the house, the kids, anything.
Fuck this.

>>57080708
>Why are people so fucking irrational?
You're the one irrationally insisting on keeping a model of phone that's known to have problems that can cause it to catch fire or explode.