>If you're so smart, why haven't you started your

>>>/biz/

>>57077038
I've been rather upfront with you about the fact that I'm not that smart.

Fixing computers isn't the same as starting a startup

"I'm smart enough to live my life the way I want to, not how some random ding-dong thinks I should."

>>57077038
I already did though

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"You know how to make a pc why don't you go to college for technology?"

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>tfw to intelligent to waste money on a startup

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>>57077529
>tfw too intelligent to post in shitty threads

>>57077596
>>57077529

Thank you for blessing this thread with your intelligence

I don't have the money otherwise I would. Most startups require a group of people working for 1-2 years before the product is ready. Do you know how much that costs?

>>57077596
>too
At least understand the meme before using the meme.

investors think my idea for a dildo shaped computer makes no sense.

>>57077767
>tfw too intelligent to understand memes

>>57077038
Too busy sucking dick but I ain't gay.

>>57077893
You need to pitch this idea to Apple.

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>>57077445
WIZKID

>>57077038
"Brain smart" and "business smart" can be very different. Dennis Ritchie was a smarter programmer than Steve Jobs.

>>57080068
WE WUZ CAMPOOTAH SEYEINTISTS N SHIEEET

I'm a really bad liar.

There is always a chink that brings down the whole enterprise.

Also im a bit of moralfag otherwise.

Thats why.

>>57077038
it's ready to go. just need a $1 billion dollar lone to get things off the ground. I accept cash or email money transfer

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>>57081459
ahem....loan LOL

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I'm the co-owner of a "chill-out" club, I don't have time to spend on a startup. It's a place where people come to wind down after a rough day. Really nice, old bar-like atmosphere.

>Vapor Wednesday (nice mood lightning, slow vaporwave, with a nice smoke machine tying everything up. Oh, and it's just a coincidence that it abbreviates to VW, we weren't trying to poke fun at them)
>Tranquil Thursday
>Funky Friday

>>57077038
Too hard to get loan for it.

>>57077038

I'm biding my time. The single biggest mistake entrepreneurs make is assuming that they're an island -- a rock among men -- and can do more by themselves than they really can.

To really make a splash, you need ideas *and* friends. So I'm making my way through university, turning heads, rubbing elbows, making an impression.

Someday, I'll rule at least a mid-sized city.