/g/ humor thread

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>>57066146
wew

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>>57066146

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>>57066146
ayy lmao

>>57066171
sauce?

>>57066489
iqdb tells me it's Imouto Paradise!

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>>57066489
enjoy

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>>57066572
That's some good looking sauce right there.

>>57066626
Those things are Satan's incarnates.

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can we get more of these? only have one saved

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>>57066920

>>57066171
Would the owner get arrested if he showed up to claim it? Or just a few really awkward looks?

>>57067004
Why the heck would they get arrested? It's just anine tots. Even if loli anime tits.

>>57066961
This 2bh.

>>57067050
Wasn't he referring to the "no sim card" message?
Like it was a stolen phone or something...

>>57067050
loli is illegal in canada, though that one appears to have tits

>>57066918
But they are cute

>>57067101
>no sim card
>it must be stolen

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>>57067519

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>>57067536

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>>57067541

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>>57067544

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>>57067551

>>57067519
Wait, why is windows using segmented memory in this day and age?

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>>57067558

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>>57067571

>>57067569
thats the joke

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>>57067591

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>>57067603

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>>57067623

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>>57067626
>>57067612

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>>57067636

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>>57067659
ill end on this for now

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>>57067671
How much storage does it have? It'd be funny if it went all through the handle.

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>>57067642
war never changes...

and idk why i found this part the funniest.

>>57067626
What is this

>>57067623
>this ATM don't work

>>57067529
Kekthoufh I think IBM Watson runs its own proprietary operating system and not linux

>>57067544
>intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of pedophilia

>>57066146
i dont think that this was on /vp/
i was in that thread and im pretty sure it was on /v/

>>57066171
>Arch News App
>Kik for untraceable normie chat
>anime wallpaper rice

definitly /g/

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>>57067603
>tfw techloligy is now a thing of the past.
Why even live?

>>57068628
>pedophilia is a thing of the past
Good.

>>57067544

sauce?

>>57067704
Does it matter, really?
It's full of shovelware anyway...

>>57066961
kek

>>57068679
Go the fuck back to Facebook you fucking normie I bet you don't even get a boner when looking at ten year old girls

>>57067603
I wish

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posted on the IRC of Athena today
this is the crème de la crème...

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>>57068938

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>>57068938

>>57067549
If I stare at the side bezels on that Thinkpad and scroll down on my phone, it looks like their height is changing. Like some animated gif.

Trippy.

>>57068938
it doesn't compile, undefined reference to main

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kind of OC?

>>57066961
t. somebody who has never used linux

>>57069158
are you retarded?

>literally the same pictures as in every other "humor" thread
wew

>>57069415
>literally the same post as in every other "humor" thread
wew

>>57067551
best way to solve that stupid problem is to just have unlimited ram

>>57067612
Do note that Arch guy is sitting on a comfy hilltop/something like that and doing what the enjoys, while the big names are in depressing highrises.

>>57069715
If you remove the batter and replace it with a capacitor, and then replace the screen with a solar cell and only use your iphone for a few seconds at a time, you could make the phone 100x thinner.
I cant wait for apple to steal this idea!

>>57069715
>most people carry a batterybank with them
Uh, no. Just the cucks that got a phone with shit battery life and hikers carry that shit.

>>57066626
Kony get off /g/ please

>>57067739
Wouldn't a literal translation be "Bankomat not working" senpai?

baka desu senpai

>>57070772
what is a bankomat

>>57068298
welp, I typed fast and forgot to double check

>>57070864
>bankomat
ATM

>>57067549
replace the wojak with hipster glasses and original haircut

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>>57070864
Archaic word for ATM, more or less.
Бaнкoмaт is just bankomat in the Cyrillic alphabet

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Mandatory

>>57066961
that's a pretty easy maze.
you must be a real retard if you couldn't solve it in less than 10 seconds.

>>57066961
>complaining about technology enthusiasts on a technology enthusiast board
What did he mean by this?

>>57068298
Judging from the post number, looks like /v/.

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That's all I've got for today.

>>57068726
underrated post

>>57069715
whats the point of having a thin phone if it must remain tethered to a battery box?

>>57071012
Nvidia

>>57070989
Anyone got the script?

>>57066233
FUCK

>>57066961
Actually its gnu+linux

>>57066233
fuck
FUCK

>>57070947
That's why no one takes you seriusly

>>57071229
It was something about some hungarian politicians having fun in Ibiza.

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>>57070994
whoever made this is fucking delusional

>>57071324
yeah but the script that's running

>>57071373
That is a simple WinForms app written in C#. It only contains 3 picboxes. A timer generates a random pos for each of them and copies that jewish politician to the desktop until it fills the screen.

I am too lazy to share it. Also, it is so simple that anyone could recreate it.

>>57071017
more like gayman, haha

>>57066961
I want that door lock.

>>57071421
Király vagy öcsém

> what is the type of the packets exchanged to establish a TCP connection?

> Me: in hexadecimal: 0x02, 0x12, 0x10 – literally "synchronize" and "acknowledge".

> Recruiter: wrong, it's SYN, SYN-ACK and ACK;

>What are the components that make up a color?

>"Well, it depends what color model you are using, which differentiates between additive and subtractive color mixing, the medium used (print, screen, etc.)...

>No. It's Red, Green, and Blue.

>"Draw the first letter of the alphabet please".

>'a'

>No. The right answer is 'A'. We will stop here because it's obvious that you don't have the necessary skills.

>>57071622
kek

>watch youtube tutorial
>intro that takes up half the video
>HEY GUYS MASSIVEFAGGOT13 HERE TO TEACH YOU ALL HOW TO NIGGER WITH YOUR REGISTRY OR SOME SHIT
>ALRIGHT BROS FIRST STEP IS TO PUT YOUR HAND ON THE MOUSE AND CLICK THE START BUTTON
>...
>AND THAT'S HOW YOU BOOT DIRECTLY INTO GOATSE, LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MASSIVEFAGGOT13 TUTORIALS
>30 second outro

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Here's one for our challenged anime friends

>>57066961
Pretty dumb picture from a person that is too stupid to understand computers but sometimes right.

>>57067529
What's the joke here?

>>57071809
someone shooped a terminal over a nigger winning against the 2 white boys

>>57071622
Had this happen, recruiter was trying to grill me and then gave me the same shit.

I simply wrote down a class B IP range, and that I needed 340 pcs here, 60 there, and 280 there. And asked him, if he's so fit to judge if a network tech, that he should be able to answer that.

The owner of the company, who was sitting quietly in the corner, motioned for the fucker to do it.
He kind of got it, but fucked it all up and left no room for growth. I pointed this out to pass him off more, until I could see this wasn't getting anywhere.

Never got a call back from them

>>57071809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watson_(computer)#Jeopardy.21

>>57066233
Holy fuck my blood is boiling

>>57071754
>manga character
DROPPED

>>57071613
Neked csak segédlelkész, paraszt!

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>>57066233

>>57072213
I'll never get this meme. Why there's a stick glued on his mouth?

>>57072351
> open-source

>>57072401
It's a open-souce meme?

>>57070963
I appreciate this

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THE TRUTH ABOUT /g/ HAS BEEN LEAKED BY CORRUPTED 4CHAN SERVERS

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Fuck, with the way the whole Pepe thing turned out in the last month, Kurzgesagt's decision to include one in their videos a while ago might've backfired.

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>4chan's /g/

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>>57073052
>2chan's technology board

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>>57073052
>>57073071
you need to leave and never come back

>>57073092
Wait, why? I hate the Maki thing, too, but it's hillarious how similar we actually are.

>>57072835
holy shit my sides

>>57066961

>Harmful overdone shit killed Uriel

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>>57073181
>claim Steve Jobs is dead
>"fuck anime" is a serious thing nowadays

God damn it. I miss the old /g/.

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>>57073353
>i sad

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>>57073109
this hits too close

>>57073727
>Spinfusor
Sounds about right

>>57073762
Is... is that even legal?

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>>57073768
god i hate hipsters/millennials

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>>57073768

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>>57073768
if i think about that for a minute ill start loosing brain cells

>>57068938
I don't get it

>>57073889
>>>/b/

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>>57073889
/trash/

>>57068938
What does it actually do though?

>>57066489
>>57067004
>>57068495
ITT: newfags

>>57073762
I can't see the error.

>>57074119
That shit they checked off has nothing to do with processors.

>>57071259

why hello richard

>>57073052
What does this do?

>>57074266
Are you referencing the kernel issue, or the MITM thing itself?

I believe it's pretty self-explanatory - your connection passes through a third party with a malicious intention, and that third party is able to see everything you do (unecrypted) and see the websites you visit (provided they're encrypted). It's piss-easy to steal somebody's passwords if you're sending them unecrypted.

I'm more of a hardware guy (and not computer hardware, either), so I'm sorry if I'm fucking something up.

>>57067718
RAM kill switch

>>57073353
Fuck anime was always a serious thing, go back to red᠎dit, weeb newfag

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I spent 20 minutes making this earlier

>>57074324
>hardware guy
What do you mean by that?

>>57074484
TVs and general electronics repair.

>>57074496
How is your income? I wanna do dis

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>>57073181
D E L E T

>>57074496
I see

>>57071243
>>57071305
>>57071866
>>57072213
summer_leftovers/10

>>57074513
I'm from a third world country, so frankly, not much. I don't know how is it in the first world, but people here can take care of their own tech, unless it's too hard, or they're feeling lazy and don't want to spend time finding out the problem - this is where I come in.

I'd say the income is above average for the country. If americans and first-worlders are as lazy as 4chan and most of the internet makes them out to be, you're gonna have a field day. Though to make a lot of money you'd likely need to be certified or some crap (at least, that's what I made out of Rossmann's videos). You'd still make money, but not as much as a certified repairsman unless you have a lot of clients to balance everything out.

Gotta go to sleep now, it's quite late now.

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>>57074594
>I'm from a third world country
stopped reading after that pajeet

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>>57074602
Kazakhstan is not India, though..

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>>57074215

>>57074594
Where are you from? Brazil here.

>>57072758
Not really, if they still have the animation file they could replace the ad with another one using a simple edit
Also pretty sure everyone knows the whole pepe controversy is just a sham

>>57067626
Is that to manually clear the RAM?

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>>57067558
Can someone explain why gcc doesn't optimize this?

>>57074862
Because compiler optimization is a meme. What's your options by the way.

>>57074892
What options?

>>57074916
The compiler options you used to produce that result.

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>>57074649
oh sorry, thats fine

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>>57074929
None at all. -O gives me this.

>>57070947
You'd have to be a real idiot to take 10 seconds to get into your house

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>>57074929
>>57074962
Ah, I got it. With -O2 they're the same.

>>57074972
>sliding chain lock
>inside of your house

>>57074972
>>57071323
>>57070947
>>57066961
>not using a console to open your house

>>57075042
>sudo openfrontdoor

I want this.

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>>57066233

>>57075066
You just need a raspberry pi, a small dc motor, a wireless access point and a smartphone.

>>57075066
its possible with a pi

>>57075042
>>57075066
>>57075093
>>57075095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lra1Y2RsWM

>>57073768
Well, he's not wrong I guess

>>57072351
why don't you go ask reddit?
they'll probably help you.

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>>57072573
Kurva anyadat

>>57066233
holy shit I would rather kill myself than be a part of that den of retards

>>57070924
this is so fake lmaoooo

>>57066961

Using the console is just a faster way of doing something...

>>57067671
>1 digabyte

>>57071809

The computer replies but because it's a computer it formats itself

>>57074792
>>57067718

Probably for cold boot attack prevention. As soon as someone knocks on the door the guy toggles the switches so nobody can enter his CP collection

>>57068994
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>>57072627

>>57067603
>implying your pic is funny

>>57066961
sure... meanwhile, people spent hours and even days fixing random windows crashes/bugs and/or reinstalling and/or upgrading their shit, only to find even more crashes/bugs
re the maze, you solve that shit once and learned for eternity. and finally, as someone said, that shit is easy af... just do the inverse path

>>57069166
good job

faggot

>>57066572
>>>/ck/

>>57069415
>literally the same shit over and over again in every single 4chan board, save some new meme, a new consumer product, some trendy shit, etc

welcome to 4chan

>>57066961
I wonder if there is anyone who can install windows together with common programs like office, image/video editors etc, faster than I can set up arch with similar programs.

>>57066233
I probably would have killed them both or at least yelled really loud at them

>>57070982
underrated

>>57077043
well, at least windows has a package manager now
also
>arch
you can do this shit automatically, and really fast with debian/ubuntu...

>>57077310
>you can do this shit automatically, and really fast with debian/ubuntu...
Yes, but I don't know these systems. I'm more familiar with Arch and there is AUR with every program I'll ever need.

>>57067544
FUCKING FINALLY.
Where were you >>57021355 when I needed you

>>57068938
can someone type that out, pls?

>>57070944
>she needs to join our startup
>lets invite her
that makes me cringe more than the actual photo

>>57076646
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>57068938
>>57068948
>>57068959
>>57069158
>>57073875
>>57073946
>>57078007
cpp.sh/7cfw

WHY DOES IT NOT WORK?
AM I BEING TRELLED?

>>57073768

this should be in a cringe thread

>>57072488
Why is purple always the trans gal color of choice?

>>57070657
And cucks who play Pokemon Go.

>>57078170

#include <stdlib.h>

#define Z '\0'
#define A malloc
#define B char
#define C const B
#define Q const
#define D while
#define F static
#define G return
#define H sizeof
#define I if
#define J int
#define O *s
#define P !=
#define K J a(C O,B h)
#define L J b(C O,B h)
#define M F void c(B *y,C *w,B h)
#define N F B *d(C O,B h)
#define R B **e(B Q O,B h)
#define S *w
#define T I(O!=h&&O!=Z)
#define U D(O==h){s++;}I(a(s,h)>0){*p=d(s,h);p++;s+=a(s,h);}
#define V J o;B **p;J q;I(!s)G(0)
#define W V;q=b(s,h);o=0;p=A(H(B*)*(q+1))
#define X D(O==h&&O!=Z){s++;}T{x++;}D(O!=h&&O!=Z){s++;}
#define wake K{J l=0;D(O!=h&&O!=Z){l++;s++;}G(l);}
#define me L{J x;x=0;D(O!=Z){X}G(x);}
#define up M{D(S!=h&&S!=Z){*y=S;y++;w++;}*y=Z;}
#define inside N{B *u;u=A(H(B)*a(s,h));c(u,s,h);G(u);}
#define cant_wake_up R{W;I(p==0){G(0);}D(O!=Z){U}p-=q;p[q]=0;G(p);}

wake me up inside cant_wake_up

What's wrong?
halp

>>57066961
b-b-but it takes less time to do most shit

>>57077310
Since when does Windows have a package manager?

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>PC building general and guts thread

>>57078516
It's not wrong, it's just that it's unstandard as all fuck and thus the online compiler wants nothing with it.

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>>57078666
Checkd with respect

>>57068938
Okay WTF does it do. There is no main for it to run.
http://pastebin.com/wSPyd1Yk

>>57078977
Splits a string into words

>>57066233
Obviously made up and/or extremely embellished.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>57072351

>2016
>Not shining a flashlight into your mouth.

>>57070994
Thanks, you fuck. My boss saw me reading this and he uses a mac. Now I have to unpack my stuff.

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>>57074157

i get it

>>57078716
Compiles just fine for me, other than it not having a main.


No idea what function to call though.

>>57073109
dude i tried to get a job at geeksquad and this is what it felt like. I think they could smell i wouldn't fuck people over bullshit issues.

>>57070963
UNUSED RAM IS WASTED RAM

>>57079081
This one great. But there was a better image.

>>57071754
She's not wrong though.

>>57073181
>cuck license
>"NOTHING TO HIDE, NOTHING TO FEAR"
>[topic which already has its own board] is technology
>"what's wrong with systemd?"
>shilling for Visual Studio
>[x] is a botnet
>liking to interject for a moment about the difference between an OS and a kernel
>[open source | proprietary] is better
>pretending to use templeos unironically

>>57073885
What's with the giant chess pieces next to the bed?

>>57079431
What the fuck?

>>57078716
What's it supposed to do?

>>57079431
Still a better coding style than glibc.

>>57080143

int product (int a, int b) 
{
    int sum = 0;
    int i = 0;
    
    for (i = 0; i < a; i++) {
        sum += b;
    }
    return sum;
}

>>57080163
All that macro nonsense for an integer multiplication function?

>>57080163
Oh, so it's just cancer syntax

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>>57076646
Yuss

>>57072835
>ipad
>the phone

>>57069287
This.

Seriously, as a dual booter: when you get used to Linux, Windows becomes a pain in the ass.

>>57076197
Except nvidia sold more 1070s and 1080s than AMd did with 480s

I guess the price didn't matter.

>>57067671
imagine the guy who uses that tripping while walking over the head of the shovel

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>>57067671

>>57070933
is he like autistic or something?

>>57080492
on a bus. THe seat in front of him jams the laptop into his waist so using the physical keyboard would be awkard

>>57070982
it's suppose to be slightly different, not exactly the same

>>57080536
this, just make the waifu wallpaper slightly different.

>>57079670
Yeah, my GSM didn't hire someone because they talked about linux the entire interview, maybe it was you.

>>57073727
lost me at quantum data

>>57080098
They're under the bed

>>57076876
looks like someone installed gentoo

>>57070944
>typed in "code" and hit enter

Oh jeez loueez

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>>57066961
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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>>57079184
/thread
fucking lost

>>57074862
I know almost nothing about compiler design, but would that level of semantic optimization even be possible to program in...? From what I know, compilers look to unroll loops, rename registers, and make other hardware inspired changes

>>57076646
my sides anon, they hurt

>>57071622
Good lord, this is too real

>>57067544
How can one be socially adjusted and be gay? I'm not smart enough to know if they treated those two as separate categories.

>>57073762
Damn, how the fuck did I even manage to upload to upload that HTML file to my server with a lowely i5 I have!? Must be the extra RAM I downloaded

>>57080098
Those aren't chess pieces, senpai.

>>57080332
You are the kind of idiot who makes us Nivida anons look bad. At least check before posting shit.
If you add the 1070 and 1080, then yeah, both cards together sold more than 480 alone, but 480 sold way more then 1070 and slightly more than 1080.

>>57079431
return (a&&b)?(int)((float)a/(1.0f/(float)b)):0;

>>57081671
Here, more readable and with debugging:

int product(int a, int b)
{
//Calculate a and b's product without using the operator +
cout << a;
cout << b;
int retval = 0;
cout << retval;
int acopy = a;
cout << acopy;
int bcopy = b;
cout << bcopy;
while(acopy > 0)
{
cout << acopy;
bcopy = b;
cout << bcopy;
while(bcopy > 0)
{
retval++;
cout << retval;
bcopy--;
cout << bcopy;
}
acopy--;
cout << acopy;
}
return retval;
}

>>57069632
Why can't we just download more ram?

I'm currently just trying to see how we could actually bruteforce with as little ram as possible. You know, without counting the factors.

We could just use hard disk space, and do decimal arithmetic character by character. I'm interested in the result. brb

>>57081717
That's some pretty stupid, unreadable code. Debug this: product(-2, -5);

>>57074862
Because you're a dumbass who would rather blurt out stupid bullshit than learn how to use gcc

>>57081717
A loop-based approach that supports negative numbers:

int product3(int a, int b) {
if(a<0 && b<0) {
a=-a;
b=-b;
}

if(a<0) {
a=-a;
b=-b;
}

int retval=0;
for(int i=0; i<a; i++) retval+=b;

return retval;
}

>>57081832
Why no just abs(a) ?

>>57081898
That could work. Something like
int product(int a, int b) {
int retval=0;
for(int i=0; i<abs(a); i++) retval+=b;
if(a<0) retval*=-1;

return retval;
}

>>57073201
The fuck? Cobol and fortran trump c 10/10 times in terms os salary because all banking infrastructure runs on cobol.

>>57071434
haha

>>57071743
atleast you tried

>>57078516

You can run it through the pre-processor, then clang-format, and get a kind of clean version:

http://pastebin.com/twjWHnMa

>>57070982
This is literally /g/ in jpg form.

>>57082410

This still seems to make 0 sense.

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>>57067603

>>57082448
see >>57079170
e is the split function, it takes a string and the delimiter character as arguments, it returns a null-terminated array of the words in the string.

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>>57067551
>>57069632
>>57081730
That took longer than expected

#!/usr/bin/python3
FOLDER='numbers/'

def read_deci(file):
    with open(FOLDER + file,'r') as f:
        byte = f.read(1)
        while byte:
            yield int(byte)
            byte = f.read(1)

def main(n):
    with open(FOLDER + '1','w') as f:
        f.write('1')
    carryover=0
    for mult in range(2,n+1):
        with open(FOLDER + str(mult),'w') as f:
            for number in read_deci(str(mult-1)):
                prod = mult * number
                carryover_temp, prod = divmod(prod,10)
                carryover += prod
                carryover, ans =  divmod(carryover,10)
#                print('Mult',mult,'number',number, 'carryover', carryover,'wrote', ans,sep=' ')
                f.write(str(ans))
                carryover += carryover_temp
            if carryover!=0: f.write(str(carryover)[::-1])
            carryover=0

if __name__ == '__main__':
    main(100000)

Pic related. I had to relearn how math works

>>57066572
THICC

>>57079187
Nah, knew people like that. Had to go full Carnegie on them.

>>57074127
Jade is a direct competitor with snsv

>>57067549
kek

>>57067623
Imagine it as bank-o-matic

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>>57083390

>>57067551
Tell me what problem is that, I suspect the solution is O(logN).

>>57084332

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>>57070922
Nori is the best.

>>57074415
You have to go back.

>>57073181
>troll
Fucking shitposters.