How do i hack the Matrix?

In order to hack the matrix you first have to prove that you are in fact inside it.

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>>57065668
Pathetic human!

Install gentoo

>>57065668
It stands to reason that computers in the simulation must be connected to the simulation in a virtual network. The question is how do you crash a massive virtual network with RAM the size of planets.

>>57065875
Wipe it with a cloth?

install templeos and hack god

In Russia, Matrix hack you

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>>57065668
Learn to meditate. Practice diligently. You'll begin to see the true nature of reality, first in glimpses, then eventually as your daily experience.

>>57065951
>>>57065668 (OP)
>Learn to masturbate. Practice diligently. You'll begin to see the true nature of reality, first in glimpses, then eventually as your daily experience.

Fixed it.

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>>57065951

>>57065668
install gentoo

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>>57065668
Are you The One, motherfucker?

>>57065668
The robots patched the Matrix and replaced landlines with cellphones, can't be done anymore.

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>>57065668
You need a computer as powerful as Lucy
Watch and learn

>>57065668
u have to be 3l1t3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwfH-rLG-Vs

The matrix was good for it's time but lacked vision. Not even 20 years later after it's release we have mandatory updates that restart the computer. How is that shit going to fly?
>You're late for work again neo
>I had an update, soz lol