>tfw the firewall closes before you can get out with the data

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>too bad you bribed to router already with some tasty updates

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>tfw you pay 5 more dollars to keep it open for 30 seconds

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>>57052496
>tfw you pay 0 dollars, plus tip

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>tfw hacking australian embassy
>spider.tiff acquired

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>>57052517
>tfw there's an extra layer of HEAVEN_PROTECT.psd within the mainframe, but you came prepared

>>57052474
Imagine if a firewall caught changes in the flow data and just hunkered up ahead of it in some succession and place homogenous calls to a function in place of any data the malware might be targeting? Then at some point creates a quarantine for it through the use of a second instance of calls and simply puts your data back where it was. I'm sure a bad version of this would leave your data destroyed. Actually, I think only a really good version of this firewall program would be able to even attempt to restructure the data as it was prior.

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>tfw an ethernet tensor structure you've never seen before

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>>57052474
>tfw you get into a hack-off with another hacker and it comes down to who can type on their keyboards faster

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>>57054019
>tfw you need to pull out all the tricks sensei taught you at hacker school to overcome this foe

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>tfw you put on THE MASK in order to increase your hacking powers tenfold

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>what was once yours is now MINE

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>>57054109
If i pull that off will you die?

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>Tried to slip through my firewalls? Not as long as I have these eyes on the back of my head

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>Oh yes, boss, we're on break... break...ing into your system

>>57054233
Of course not. What a fucking retarded question.

>when you install several layers of Norton and Avast

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>>57054398

Lmao these threads are the,best

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I never understood why people make fun of those stock photos showing hackers wearing ski masks. How else are you supposed keep your face warm while you're breaking through all that ICE?

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>>57054451
>tfw the wires are getting hot but my composure is ice cool

>when you bruteforce the backdoor juuuust rite

>>57052474
>>57052490
>>57052496
>>57052517
>>57052591
>>57053876
>>57054007
>>57054035

WHO MODELS FOR THIS SHIT???

THESE ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO WENT IN FRONT OF A GREENSCREEN TO TAKE THESE PICTURES

WHAT THE FUCK

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Tfw nogf

>>57054539
Oh shit, forgot to>greentext

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>>57054539

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What the fuck is this thread

>>57054533

shitty photographers literally fill stock photo websites with anything they can think of in the off chance someone will buy it.

>>57054601
Is it like "Okay put on this skimask and pretend to be a hacker"? Some stock images must be satirical

>>57054521
This is a hacking thread.

>>57054539
Just hack her heart

>>57053933

next next gen firewall when?

>>57053876
This got me haha

>>57054563
Funny as fuck.

COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

BITCH

>>57054451
Is that supposed to be Wintermute
Wintermute is supposed to be up high
Not on ground level

>>57055089
>caught a .jpeg to the head on one run
>jacked out
>was never the same again

>>57054661
translation?

>tfw you're hacking the government super mainframe to plant the super-worm.vtf virus and get the secrets to the universe.

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>>57054533
If you like the photos you have to see the videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BptytoIt46M

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>>57056279
>hacking
>not posting your face
You'll never make it into anonymous, narc

>>57056393
I have some more videos to share.

https://youtu.be/Js02m-7qHyE?t=18s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zX_zsEKc8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmaNJfRQf0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQY-V0l2g5c

BONUS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSMUep6_4

>>57056455
Here you go, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVfaNFcwGvKC4fXlYROnWRjTeflQV4zAl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj3ub9f0fAk

>>57055089
The (firewall)'s flipped now we got all the (yourdatas) bitch

>>57052490
I'll make a Pepe out of this one and then save it on my computer. It will be the rarest

>>57056393
I want more of these shutterstock compilations. Would you have one with another situation besides hacking?

>>57057911
Laughing women with salad are popular too

>>57054539
best hack ever

>tfw antibodies attack your computer virus as soon as it gets to the CPU

she never had a chance ;_;

>>57054533
Go back to tumblr, seriously

>>57057974
or laughing woman drinking tea with 2 hands on the cup

These will pop everywhere soon, on womens magazines in stores and so on

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>>57052474
>tfw you hop the traceroute before their worm catches you
>tfw you drop the hydra and blow their router
Psh... Amateurs.

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>tfw you solder the ram in place so that hackers can't upgrade it anymore
>tfw you solder the storage in place so that thiefs can't steal the data anymore

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>>57057974
>>57058001
Anyone like related pic

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>>57058046
Poor boy, I can hack the solder to unsolder it.

>>57056131
The pleasure of being hacked inside.

>tfw when you hit your target's Comcast cap before you got all that sweet data:

>>57053933
You just honeypot

>>57054521
uh lewd

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>>57054521
I know that feeling

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>>57054451
>not just using ICE Breaker like Sensei taught

>>57054451
Jesus fuck this is retarded.
I hope whoever drew this was being le ironic.

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>when you come by the passwords file, but it's military-grade encrypted!

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>when your connection throttles and you turn on the microwave to crunch the signal

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>when you hack into senpai's home server to photoshop yourself into all of his pictures

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>tfw you bypass the security protocols and reassemble the retinal scan imagery from the corrupted data fragments

>>57058357
What about the tachyons and neutrinos tho

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>>57058367
>Yes Data, I think you're on to something... If we reroute power to the deflector and start a phased-baryon sweep that might just stem the tachyon flow long enough to transport Wesley from the surface! You're a genius Data!

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>tfw you use a generic proxy website to access coolmathgames.com in school

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>tfw your hackerbro pulls put out another keyboard so you can do some sick MULTI TRACK HACKING

>>57058444
Nice digits script-kiddy. But you ain't got nothing on my sick get hax. Check em l0s3r

>>57058466
Bitch, you can't hack or shit. I got Norton

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>>57058367
>tachyons

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>>57052474
>tfw ashamed getting called script kiddie.. but I'm 18+ guys!!

>>57057769
It is pepe.

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>tfw to intelligent for hacking

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>>57059675
tfw i hack ur brain to make you dumb to hack 4 me

>>57058367
>Not rerouting the primary ODN lines to the secondary EPS grid to boost the power for the main deflector.

It's like youve never even worked on a starship you fucking homosexual

>>57058202
Are you saying that to make a firewall is to just make a honeypot? Or are you implying you know me somehow? I don't know anything about honeypots other than sometimes they pop up here.

>>57054233
it would be very painful

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Am I doing this right?

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>we've been backtraced, they were expecting us

>>57054601
It's post-modern art, you plebian

>>57055089
>>57055135
>>57057296
I got all your coconuts, bitch

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>>57056479
HOW DID HE DO THIS? SOMEBODY PLS REPLY!

>>57058327
IS THIS LEGIT?

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>casually data mining some corps mainframes
>notice a neat registry stack that I haven't seen before
>yeah, I'll have a bit of that
>load up my reg hack instruction set from my kernel space
>the MOMENT I inject the payload via buffer overflow I realize
>I forgot to redirect my attack through a local buffer proxy
>SHIT
>panic and scrape my database

FUCK, I'm sure I was on the verge of a breakthrough too, I know that corp is hiding something!

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>>57057769

I just memed you kid. Try harder next time.

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>>57056393
>hackers listen to s3rl

>>57058673

OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>>57061425
RARE

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>>57061425

Joke's on you. I brought my own external USB floppy drive. Checkmate, Black Ice. Hack the world!!!

>>57059693
im pretty sure this kid was bored and decided to try the touch typing.
just my silly little opinion