what do you call it /g/?

>>57018805
I call it tier

mini floppy disk

Pocket botnet

stick

>>57018805
it's clearly a jump stick

dick

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That's a cassette tape you twats.

>>57018805
>teir
Coincidentally everyone I know who classifies things by tiers are insufferable self-righteous autists

sticky Mcusb face

Some of these names are actually funny - are they just made up by /g/ or have all of these terms been used before?

Memory stick

>>57018805
everyone here calls them pendrive

>>57019247
>pen drive
It doesn't look like a pen
It doesn't function like a pen
Why the fuck would you call it a pen drive instead of a USB drive which describes the connection or a flash drive which describes the storage medium. I bet you're from fucking brazil or some shit place god damnit.

>>57018805
Phallus shaped data doodad

>>57019271
No fucking idea.
I'm from Chile, I have never heard anyone using any other name for it, it's always just "pendrive" and even "usb".

Flash drive. Sometimes thumb.

>>57018805

VHS Tape

I call it a USB. Idgaf

>>57018805
Muistitikku

>no jump drive
it is LITERALLY 2016

>>57018805
Dongle

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>>57019247
>>57019271

Its origin is literally from a company name. The inventor of USB flash drive itself you dumb twat

>>57018805
like zip disquett, but just use flash drive

>>57018805
I usually say USB, or sometimes flash drive

>>57018805
USB

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>>57018805

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>>57019408

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>not calling it a rewritable rom controller
>not calling it a multi-level-cell solid state drive
>not calling it a microchip data container
>not calling it an ultra-portable storage medium
>not calling it a miniature rectangular CD

Memory stick.
Everybody calls it a memory stick IRL.

>>57021256
No, they don't.

>>57018805
USB HDD

Compact flash rewritable
>cf-rw

>>57018805
clicky sticky

Thumb drive or flash drive. I use those names interchangeably

>>57018805
Portable ssd.

I just call it a USB.

>>57021448
a USB what?

>>57018805
Is flash drive a US thing?
If anyone I knew called it that I'd slap them.

USB stick.
Most accurate while not being cringe tier.

>>57018805
in normal conversation? flash drive.

Around /g/entoomen? Zip Disquette.

>>57018805
Floppy stick.

usb flash drive

SSD minicomputer

USB Dick

3rd world here(Libya)
We call it flash drive

I call it a stick drive

>>57023342
Interesting, most everyone I know calls them that.

>am amurika fag

where are you? What do you call them there?

>>57018805
USB Flash Drive What else.

Jump drive is definitely the funniest

Flash-ka

Everyone I know just calls it a USB

>>57018805

It's a data dick.

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>>57023342
what you call it? IED?

>>57018805
When I worked at a hotel I had a bitch of a guest say that she needed to plug her jump drive in to print shit out. I told her I'm not sure what she meant but she could bring it to me and I could try. She literally said "*sigh* you entry employees literally know nothing do you?"

Bitch brought down a flash drive, something I've used much longer than she's had her stupid Facebook and iPhone.

Fuckin Babby Boomers man.

>>57018805
Swear to god everytime I see this image at work I die of laughter at the Comedy Gold Tier. Just fucking can't even.

>>57024175

>get jump drive
>quickly format

Hm, looks like this is empty. Did you bring the right one down? Sorry, I'm really no good with technology.

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>>57018805
If anyone said "USB mass storage device" to me I would kick them to death.
Pend drive/ flash drive. Anything else is retarded.

I call it a Data Dongle

>>57024248
>plug it in
>put 1000+ pepe folder in
>print them all
>charge it to her room

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>>57019247
>pajeet detected

>>57018805
Geek stick

>>57021411
Exactly the same over here.

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>>57024326
L M A O

>>57018805
>corsair
gaymen shit

>>57018805
i call it usb

>>57021174
>rewritable rom
Your mother is a modest woman.

>>57024309
maximum kek. Well done.

>>57023942
>>57024164
Australia, everyone says USB stick.

I call mine bob.

USB NVRAM

USB stick

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/m/ calls them Gaia Memories for some reason

>>57018805
USB

>>57024527
uhzzzb
one syllable

>>57021174
>miniature rectangular CD

USB memory

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>>57024620
probably too young to have seen business card cd's

>>57019763
This

usb killer

How long until 1tb USB sticks go down to $100?

> China

U disk
U drive

>>57018805
usb

Dongle.

I know what an actual dongle is, I know that this isn't the correct usage of the word, I just don't give a shit.

They're dongles.

>>57019247
Same, Brazil here. I call them Drive tho

>>57018805
People here call it USB memory or stick. (Not USB stick, just stick)
Guess my country

>>57018805
I call it voltage test pen.

i always just called it a flash drive but i think i like penetrative storage device...

>>57018805
Jump drive

We /fasterthanlight/ now

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>>57021174
>Rewritable rom

Lesser physcical file-transfer device

>>57018805
I had some bad luck regarding this model of USB stick (which is how I call them)
Normal use for about three months and it wore off the contacts to the point of not being usable anymore.

>>57018805
south africans call it a stiffy

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>>57018805
you posted the wrong image, fucko

>>57024396
>incognito
This website is for people over 18

>>57018805
Usb stick. anything else sounds wrong.

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>>57021174
>rewritable rom

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5-Volt Universal Serial Bus Connector Protocol-Compliant Solid-State Digital Flash Storage Device

>>57030291
>not using private browsing
this board is not for tech illiterates

>>57030391
Incognito only enhances "privacy" if people other than yourself use your computer.

>>57030391
I don't need to use incognito mode or private browsing because I'm not sneaking into mommy's computer to come here.

Flash drive.

I've always called it a flash drive.

>>57018926
Go away, Lyle.

>>57018805
Obsolete

>>57024309
Why not use a script to spread the pepes in all folders randomly?

>>57024403
It looks pretty good T. B. H. Very hard finding a regular one that's easy to keep on your keychain.