"Coded with love"

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Hi! And Welcome to Paint!

>>57005050
>buttoned up flannel
Might as well consider suicide

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"Hi, I'm [program name]"

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>.io

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>Proudly built with Rails.

> coding on a laptop

the fuck

>>57005135
>let me just type something up real quick on my computer that's off

>>57005050

>not being a code artisan

>>57006332
you should get out more, anon

>>57006332
Are you implying desktops aren't on the same level of performance as laptops these days?

>>57006364

i really should. just so fucking lazy

>Made with less than 3 by Github

>>57006349
the problem with turning the computer on for a stock photo is that autistic people have been shown to take an obsessive interest in the minutiae of what's on the screen, and that distracts from the point, which is getting across that someone's typing something up on the computer.

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>Designed in California
>Assembled in China

>>57006369
working without at least a couple monitors is unbearable

>>57006395
i have a couple of monitors for my desktop and i agree that it's nice to have a few, but calling it unbearable makes you sound like one of those special needs kids who throws a tantrum if his chair's ass marks don't have exactly the right impression.

>>57006382
Sure, I understand that, so just open notepad and throw a massive wall of text in there that has a small enough font to be unreadable.

As you can see, the computer being off is making my autism flare up and detracting from the point.

>>57006395
What? I set my laptop on my desk and hook up another monitor. How hard is that?

>>57006405

i am very much a special needs kid

>>57006349
>>57006409

It has a pornographer's screen dumbass. You can't see it from the sides.

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>Donate
>Buy me a coffee ($5)

>>57006440
>pornographer screen

Is that the technical term or...?

You'd also still be able to see the screen considering it's not from the side dipshit.

>>57006419

then your setup is asymmetric

>>57005050

t. Code Artisan

>>57006463
Oh, you have autism. My mistake. Yeah, a desktop is probably better for you.

>>57006409
1) it would be too visually busy.
2) then you would complain that it doesn't look realistic (who has just a straight up wall of text on their screen? even when i'm focusing it's a few columns or a column and a PDF (outputting latex))
3) a wall of text is a stance on what you should imagine on the screen. normal people will view a blank screen and they can imagine youtube or facebook or some text or whatever they normally do on a computer. by taking no stance, you can mentally project whatever you want into the scene.

it's honestly kind of incredible that i have to point these things out. did you spend time thinking about this or am i doing all the thinking for you?

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>>57006463
my setup is highly asymmetric. deal with it

>>57005060
>he just leaves his shirt open exposing his bare chest
savage

>>57006489

don't have to. that's your disgusting mess

>>57006499
Do you mirror your workspace or something? Why does it matter that the monitors are symmetrical if the content on the monitors isn't?

>>57006510

the arrangement of content on my monitor is elegantly controlled by the provably-correct haskell goodness that is xmonad. it is fully optimal

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>>57006445
This made me smile a bit though

http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

>>57006395
i code on a laptop or single screen all the time, what the hell more do you need space for when all you need is a terminal window with vim. though, i do use multiple desktops for browsers and what not

>>57006553

i just got through explaining this

>>57006510
>hacker pro tip
>put a mirror on one side of your computer monitor
>now you have twice as many monitors

>>57006524
So it's not symmetrical. That's all you needed to say, kiddo.

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>PERFECTED FOR eSPORTS ATHLETES

>>57006489
> more than one window for a browser

>>57006553
not him, and i don't want to help him because he sounds autistic, but i absolutely love having multiple monitors so i can have a full page of documentation or something similar on one monitor, a full screen of code on another, etc...

having multiple monitors also really opens the door to portrait orientation. you could have your monitor in portrait orientation at the outset, but so much content is sort of designed for landscape that things would break, so you want at least one monitor in landscape orientation.

give it a shot sometime. even reading 4chan and other web pages is a totally new thing, but writing code becomes much more pleasant than it already is when you go portrait mode.

>>57006332
Why would coding require a desktop? Unless you're compiling the kernel or something, you really don't need high performance. And if you're lifestyle requires you to have a laptop, it's silly to buy a separate desktop - not only will it cost you money, you'll need to find a way to synchronize your data between them.

>>57006349
>not turning the monitor off so the NSA can't see what you're doing

>>57006445
Since when does hipster mean Indiana Jones cosplayer?

>>57006484
>who has just a straight up wall of text on their screen?
Me.

>>57006532
So a case has 8 crappy beers or 2 1/3 good beers?

>>57006553
Even a full IDE is fine on a full screen as long as the resolution is high enough. When did multiple monitors become a thing anyway?

>>57006601

portrait mode is good, but requires high quality monitors because shitty monitors don't look good at steeper vertical angles

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>>57006597
the laptop and monitors are technically two computers, but i was shitposting at the time so i wasn't really focusing on work.

this is what it generally looks like when i'm working (sublime text for LaTeX on one screen, the PDF output on the other, some chat/spotify/other junk on the laptop).

>>57006607

as a matter of fact, I do require hpc capabilities

>>57006607
so you want stock photos to be relevant to you, but not relevant to everyone else.

this is precisely the antithesis of the purpose of stock photography.

i want you to know that the market would rather alienated you than cater to you. you're irrelevant.

>>57006615
I assume you get a discount for purchasing in a larger quantity.

>>57006618
true, but a lot of monitors these days are IPS, which should be sufficient.

if you have IPS monitors, try it out. if not, look for IPS or better yet high density displays when you go on the market again. high pixel densities make the text look absolutely gorgeous (again, mostly a benefit for viewing text, but if that's 90% of what you do, like it is for me, then it'll really please you).

>>57006647

would love to, but I can't afford replacing at the moment.

>>57006682
fair enough. you might be lucky, actually. a year or two ago when i was buying 4k monitors the cutting edge at the time was multi-stream transport, which i can assure you is an absolute garbage workaround for a simple problem. in the years since they've finally hammered out standards to support 4k @ 60Hz (maybe even 120Hz now), so in a year or two more it'll be trivial to support higher resolution displays without a lot of crazy hacks, and at a reasonable price.

if i didn't mind holding off for a year or two, i figure i could've saved myself $200-600 dollars just on the monitors and video card.

i'm not regretful, per se, but you'll probably enjoy exactly what i have for $600-800 less than i paid for it, when you eventually do upgrade.

>>57006574
kek

>>57006553
Looking at a laptop screen for extended periods of time is horrible for your neck and back.

>>57006458
At that angle, if you have a privacy screen you absolutely would not be able to see anything. It would look black.

However, it would probably not look as shiny and flat, so it probably *is* off.

t. someone who has seen a real life privacy screen

>>57006458
>>57006925

That said, at that shallow of an angle in broad daylight, it's more likely that the reflection is just overpowering the light of the screen itself.

Then again its a meme stock photo picture, so yeah it's probably off, seeing as computers that are on are bad for the environment, man.

Fucking hipsters, man.

>>57006623
That actually looks pretty comfy, anon.

Nice.

>>57006623
What do you do that you work with latex?

>>57006970
it is genuinely really comfy. doing the overview image where i basically drew a straight line from each monitor also forced me to check and see if i could make the monitors direct lines intersect closer to where my head is (it's close in the image, but not perfect).

>>57006983
i'm a grad student, so i write papers in latex, but also sometimes problem sets if they're proofs and shit rather than programming assignments

>>57006369
We're not implying it.

>>57006631
Just use AWS then.

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>>57006590
jesus fuck

>>57006623
thats a nice setup. what kind of monitors are those?

also, that MBP can drive these 2 huge screens + laptop's own screen? WTF?

>>57005050
"uses atom editor, gulp, nodejs, bootstrap"

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>>57007088
the one on the left is a P2415Q and the one on the right is an UP2414Q. they're both 4k monitors

my laptop *might* be able to drive them, but it would be a bit painful with the laptop fan going full throttle all the time, so i built a hackintosh, got a GTX 970 (since that was one of the first video cards with several DP 1.2 ports, which supports 4k at 60Hz), and threw all my hard drives in there.

the monitors still act as extended desktops thanks to teleport, which lets me use either computer's mouse/keyboard on the other computer (i can also share my clipboard and do some other stuff).

>>57007156
also, that's why the laptop only has a USB-Ethernet port and no mini-DP or HDMI ports occupied; i could use teleport over wifi but i occasionally get what feels like latency, so i just turn off the wifi when i'm plugged in and use the ethernet (which is faster anyway, so it's actually beneficial for more than just latency reasons)

>>57007156
thats a fucking nice setup I gotta admit.

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>>57007184
yeah, i'm really happy with it. i thought about turning the hackintosh into a proper linux server, but i haven't seen high pixel density support in linux catch up with OS X yet, so that's not going to happen (but sharing displays would totally work with Synergy, which only has a few shortcomings against teleport).

i've also heard that apple might update their thunderbolt display (or whatever) lineup to include graphics cards in the monitors themselves, which makes me glad i went with this approach now rather than wait for that possible future. that solution (integrated graphics in each monitor) seems like it would have a lot of drawbacks.

if i could go back and do everything all over again, my advice:
- get P2415Q units instead of the UP2414Q (or wait for cheaper versions). the UP2414Q runs hotter, costs more, takes more energy, etc... (this is to be expected as it came out like a full year earlier, but still).
- you could get by with a 950 or even lower end if you see video cards that support DP 1.2 or better. i just wanted a video card with multiple DP 1.2 ports and i wasn't willing to wait.
- motherboards are a little more gnarly. i would just look for the motherboards that seem to have the most support on that tonymacx86 site (or whatever it's called). you'll want to make sure USB support comes without a lot of shitty troubleshooting.

anyway, this isn't a hackintosh general thread, so i'll digress

>>57007290
what mobo did you go with?

>>57005050
I want programs made with love too!
Most programs I use seem to be made by some misanthropic, sadomasochistic asshole... but they work... kindda...

>>57007331
Gigabyte GA-H87-D3H, but this was back in February 2014. A *very* quick glance at the hackintosh buying guide and i think i would get the GA-Z170X-UD5 now (e.g. if the motherboard dies for some unforeseeable reason). that would suck though, since i'd need to get a new CPU as well.

>>57006590

>this kids probably been laid
>i havent

J U S T

>>57007765
have you tried not being an angry mess on 4chan?

>>57006553
Bro, writing a full program vs. writing a for cycle is somewhat different. Yes, your laptop is fine for school.

But for real work its useless.

>>57007765
> implying
His face is totally fucked up, ain't no girl will touch that.

>>57008897
I'd think a retina display could fit an editor and a browser window side-by-side.

can someone post the screencap of the femanon who couldn't write a program for fizzbuzz and became defensive of her programming skills?

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Why are all tech firms so obnoxious now?

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>.js

Coded for "donations"

>>57006532
>Alcohol is cool
Never was and it tastes like shit.

>>57005050
>>57005078
>>57005135
>>57006310
>>57006445
>>57009552
Why does their clothing look like that?

>>57005050
node.js hipster fag

>>57006489
> double portrait monitors

Disgusting

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>>57007765
if you are 2/10 you can be anything you want, it change nothing

ANTI APPLE HIPSTER COUNTERCULTURE WHEN

>>57005135
>io

fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>57005059
Nice reference

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>>57009552
lel this is literally me

dam

>>57010151
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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Applefag purge when?

>>57009627
If you say so Abdul

>>57005050
>hand crafted

>>57007765
no one cares, anon

>>57009636
>that one guy who quotes every posts

>>57009627
t. Ahmed.

>>57006445
Is that a censored macbook or were they trying to make it look like a vaio laptop?

>made with [heart] in San Francisco

>>57007407
you'd also need new ram
just get a h97/z97 board, you're not missing out on anything except 16GB dimm support on ddr4

>>57009627
bleeding from that straight edge

>>57010227
>handcrafted with <3 by github in san francisco, proudly hosted on rails and powered by node.js

>>57005050
Who the fuck holds a glass like that? It can't be heavy enough to necessitate such a tight grip.

>>57005050
>>57005078
>>57005135
>>57006310
>I don't see a single tattoo
2/10

>>57010227
>not dictating your code

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>code artisan

>>57006489
>portrain monitors
you are ruining your life

>>57006590
What is the left mouse pad for?

>>57012975
to maintain symmetry

Seriously, how do you avoid hipsters in the industry? I don't want to work with them.

>>57013155
Don't do web development.

does anyone know that site with a list of algorithms sorted by how many had solved them, and the hardest one was Towers of Hanoi

>>57005050
Can we create the "sips cappuccino" meme and use it instead of the "tips fedora" meme when talking about programming stuff?

>>57010151
>install gentoo on your brain

>>57013155
Work in defense or for banking.
Good luck

>>57005050
How the fuck do they manage to work as programmers and still groom themselves?

Whenever I'm a long programming flow (when I have a fun project to work on) even sleeping is hard. I forget to cut my nails, to brush my teeth and when I take a shower I have so much programming shit going on in my head that I get naked then immediately start "drying" myself with the towel even though I didn't even touch the faucet.

>>57015555
Try r9k

Coded with [coffee mug glyphicon]

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>>57012917
http://siliconvalleyjobtitlegenerator.tumblr.com/

>>57006387
trump will bring back american manufacturing. the truth is that a lot of people are dumb as shit and are only really good for working on assembly lines and wheeling carts around. they need jobs too

>>57011780
It bothers me a little that Rails developers are so fucking hipster, and they love their "handcrafted", "bespoke", "craft beers", "made with love" etc. fucking bullshit, but then when it comes to what they do, Rails is the programming equivalent of an Ikea store. Everything is there, and it's all shit.

Sure, you can fill your entire fucking house with Ikea particle board, and at first glance it won't look too terrible, and it kind of works together, but don't try doing anything out of the ordinary, and oh man will it ever not last, and god forbid you try and replace something with something that is well made, it will make all your Ikea stuff look and feel like hot garbage.

>>57008897
>>57006601
>>57006875
then plug your laptop in to a monitor when you're at home. that's what i basically do with my thinkpadTM docking stationTM

>>57009552
fucking this.
Why does everyone force this shitty language so much?

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>>57015630
oh boy

>>57015630
>''DECENTRALIZED INFORMATION ASSET DISRUPTOR''

Heh

>>57015784
>''REDDIT REVISIONIST''

My god...

>>57015775
Because JavaScript is pretty sweet language.

>>57015555
Found the autist

how do you become a self-quantification officer?

>>57015859
>litterally every damn function runs asynchronous
>need tons of callbacks and promises to make it run procedurally

>sweet language

>>57012975
Extra product in the picture.
Like the 3 mice (+boxes) and 2 headsets.
Though the cables hanging all over the place really bugs me.

>>57013155
Don't work at a startup, don't work on the West Coast

>>57015630

no squidward-on-fire-samsung?

>>57015705
>Trained millennials
>Psych students, and "programmers"
>Grads with actual skills
>Doing manual labour
>For shit pay

If trump brings back American manufacturing there's no way in hell he's gonna get the companies profit because truth is pay in the third world is practically slavery and here you got minimum wage and health care.

It's just not possible anon.

>>57015925
>litterally every damn function runs asynchronous

from 0 to shitposting in the first line

good work anon