JUST

Probably just waiting for permits for bomb manufacturing.

Hey guys it scarce here and today samsung stopped making galaxy note 7's

>>57004910
How is this breaking news?
No one fucking cares.

>>57004910
Android users being monitored for voluntairy life termination.

As someone who has recently been on a flight, it'd prolly be easier to carry on a warhead onto a plane than have a note 7 on.

>>57005202
>Android users
Samsung users

Posted from my HTC 10

Honestly a little sad, since they're the only ones close to Apple. I don't like Samsung phones all that much, since like Apple, each gen is essentially the previous one with some minor update, but I appreciate how they went to war with Apple. In the media, in the courtrooms, and in the warehouses. The patent lawsuits and "leaks" were my favs.

Should Samsung crumble Google will need to go all in on Android rather than just half ass it like they have been.

So tldr I'm not happy Samsung shit themselves here

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SAMSHIT WAS KILL?

The Samsung Galaxy Note 4 doesn't have this problem.

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feels good to have an iphone

>>57005284
>HTC 10

My nigger, best phone I've ever had. Stuck leedroid on mine and use systemless phh/magisk root and xposed and I can do anything

>>57004910
420 rofl

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http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/10/were-now-up-to-five-reports-of-safe-galaxy-note-7s-exploding-worldwide/

jesus, samshit

S7 Edge master race.

>>57005533
LITERALLY

S U I C I D E W A T C H

Samsung is also having major issues in their household appliances too. Washers and dryers with major malfunctions leading to home dmg.

If I didn't know better I'd think Jewgle sent a saboteur to work his way up the ranks and fuck over Samsung.

Why is their shit just all of a sudden blowing up? I mean it's not failing, shit is blowing the fuck up?

>>57005555
They've served their usefulness to the global banking investors.

>>57005555
>If I didn't know better I'd think Jewgle sent a saboteur to work his way up the ranks and fuck over Samsung.
it's a good thing you know better than to think that google would sabotage one of their strongest partners. it's worrying that you're dumb enough to have thought of it in the first place, but i guess it's about being right in the end, if not first, right?

>>57005588
Well shilled rajesh!

>>57005533
That "text" makes no sense at all.

So the Note will obviously be rebranded. I'm guessing they will change the name to S8 Pro.

>>57005533
>13 year-old
>owns a Note 7

I just don't know anymore.

>>57005622
are you serious? what are you not getting?

>>57005600
based on your previous comment, i figure you'll come around in a few weeks, so just keep mulling it over.

>>57005622
Underageb&

>>57005622

Maybe because it was totally out of context you retarded fuck. It was part of dozens of exchanges. All you can see is that it is malicious and strongly indicating that they don't give a shit. Slit eyes can't even see who the fuck they're sending messages to.

>>57005648
Why anyone would be sending text messages, let alone Samsung representatives to people who wouldn't even be in their address book or messaging apps.

>>57005674
>Slit eyes can't even see who the fuck they're sending messages to.
>samsung usa is run by asians

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>>57005145
>Probably just waiting for permits for bomb manufacturing.
underrated comment

I just don't know how will Samsung recover from this, the (((media))) is going to destroy them when they release the s8.

>>57005677

Someone from Samsung apparently texted him before. He made the mistake of texting in the wrong conversation box, a costly mistake this time. Stop posting, you're too dumb.

>>57005499
7+ 256 gig here and my phone hasn't exploded yet, feeling good.

https://www.google.com/finance?cid=151610035517112

JUST
U
S
T

>>57005690
>Someone from Samsung apparently texted him before.
That sounds highly unlikely because if my phone catches fire I am not going to correspond via text message with a company.

>>57005677
how is this confusing for you? have you really never sent a text to the wrong person?

>>57004910
Now that the dust has settled, are we all getting the Pixel XL now that the Note 7 is dead?

>>57005699
Still higher than it was last Wednesday.

>>57005719
If you actually watch the news segment, he has a new iPhone he got

>>57005722
Not while having a conversation, as this would imply, because I would be within that conversation window.

And if this was a person that had been conversing with the owner, then how does the "Just now got this." make any sense?

>>57005744
That's not the point. I would be fucking calling them, not sending text messages.

>>57005719
this isn't a typical RMA procedure. samsung's churning out exploding smartphones, so it would make sense that they would at least talk on the phone.

it's also likely that the customer service rep is dealing with some new/special PR expert who's been brought in to help do damage control.

so the customer service rep has 2 new phone entries in his call log (because he hadn't dealt with this PR guy before this scandal either), and he fired off a text to one of them to let the PR expert know that the Note owner in arkansas or whatever is threatening to go public but might just be bluffing.

made the mistake of texting the wrong entry, and here we all are.

i swear to god i've seen friends text the wrong person in their contacts list. this shit just happens sometimes. i'm more confused by your apparent skepticism of a reasonably common fuckup.

>>57005696
Die slowly in a fire :^)

>>57005555
>Suddenly.

Samsung is SHIT.

I've had two of their phones, and they were both SHIT.

The only Samsung products I buy are their SSDs, and RAM. everything else is S H I T

>>57005790
you being dissatisfied by the low quality of the product is different from these products exploding. this is sudden.

>>57005790
>The only Samsung products I buy are their SSDs, and RAM. everything else is S H I T
More like

Their SSDs and RAMs are shit and everything else is good

>>57004910
What a disaster for Samsung, are they finished and bankrupt?

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Fucking hell. Is the S7 safe at least?

kinda new here, but are apple shills the hill shills equiv you see on pol?

I mean iphones aren't bad, but they're shilled so hard I don't get it.

>>57005808
Should've just waited for the Apple iPhone 7 Plus.

>>57005805
as bad as this is (and it's really fucking terrible), they're a huge company. the only way this could really screw them would be if documents came out that showed that they *new* they were sending out exploding phones, and by all accounts it seems like they're just clueless (and really bad at covering it up).

bear in mind that this doesn't seem to have affected their stock prices, which is a testament to how diverse their product range is. if apple had this many exploding smartphones and they halted production on one of their lines, that would be like 20% of their hardware business (just the 7+). you'd see when all this shit happened in the trading history

samsung just needs to kill the note 7 line, figure out what the fuck they've done wrong, and decide whether to have a note 8 line or not.

>>57005828
>new here
>more familiar with /pol/
please just leave, fuckface.

>>57005849
whoops, meant "knew they were sending out..." instead of "new they were sending out..."

>>57005849
Apple is too competent to make pathetic mistakes like this.

>>57005145
/Thread

>>57005828
piss off and lurk for 2 years before you even consider posting
t. /g/, /pol/, /r9k/ crossboarder

>>57006075
kys

>>57004910
Samshit is FINISHED
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But explosions are a feature

>>57004910
Aw shit, Samsung is going to copy Microsoft and go straight to Note 8, trying to make 7 seem like it never existed.

>>57007425
remember the Kin? that was a total abortion

So Samsung thought just killing the phone like LG does isn't enough, instead of optin for the total destruction via explosion.

Has planned obsolescence finally gone too far?

>>57007439
Just looked it up. Why?

There are two used on Amazon.

>>57007480
because microsoft.

Such a shame. I loved the Note series. Bought a Note2 and now I have a Note4.
What should I do? I must have a 1440p screen and a pen ;_;

>>57007784
Buy a second Note and keep using the line

>>57008158
Fair point. Is the Note5 any good?

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>A third replacement Samsung Galaxy Note 7 has caught fire in Kentucky earlier this week. Not only did the incident send the device’s owner to the hospital after suffering from smoke inhalation. Someone at Samsung sent him a text that was apparently meant for a colleague: “I can try and slow him down if we think it will matter.”

>Michael Klering of Nicholasville, Kentucky told WKYT, the local CBS affiliate, that he woke up at 4am on Tuesday, and his room was filled with smoke. It was a recently replaced Galaxy Note 7, and it was burning. “The whole room just covered in smoke, smells awful. I look over and my phone is on fire,” Klering said. “It wasn’t plugged in. It wasn’t anything—it was just sitting there.”

>Later that day Klering began feeling extremely ill and went to the emergency room, WKYT reports. This is where the story gets grisly.

>“I was vomiting black so it was very scary,” Klerig said. “It was a lot of black stuff, and it didn’t look right.” Hospital records provided to WKYT showed that Klering was diagnosed with acute bronchitis.

>>57005533
That text, that's disgusting

It's over. The brand damage is irredeemable

>>57008233
you probably mean "irreparable". irredeemable would be appropriate if you were saying "the brand is irredeemable". brand damage can't be redeemed.

also, samsung is an enormous company heavily invested in tons of industries. even all the explosions from the note to their washing machines aren't enough to fell a company like samsung.

not that i would expect a cretin to know any of that.

I hate these stupd anti-brand memes people on here perpetuate. Against nvidia/amd, iphone/android, windows/linux. Why the fuck does it matter? Nvidia cards are just as good as AMD cards (yes they are you smelly nerd faggot), apple makes consumerist phones and notes are grenades, and anything that isnt windows 7 is fucking gay and youre a faggot for using a /g/ meme office verified operating system

Posted from my Galaxy S5

>>57008188
I like it a lot, however recently after an update it seems to over heat and freeze up. It's weird because it use to not do this.

>>57008405
Fuck, sounds bad.

What's the situation with custom ROMs? I've onnly heard that if you ditch the stock rom, S pen stops working.

>>57006075
>/g/, /pol/, /r9k/ crossboarder

I really fucking hope I'm getting baited here.

>>57005635
I had a 3310 in 2001, and I was barely 11 years old. Seems sensible to give our kids a (safe) and useful way to communicate.

Surprised they didn't stop weeks ago.

>>57006075
You wear that like a badge of honour but it just makes you look like a sad faggot.

>>57005555
I bought a samsung freesync monitor a few months ago and the freesync doesn't work at all. I don't know if it's Samsung or AMD's fault.

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>>57005145
They probably already have since they make military stuff
Pic very related

>>57008188
It has no micro SD card slot and no custom ROM support because of the Exynos SoC. I'd suggest that you stick with the Note 4.

>>57005536
What up my brother

>>57008780
By no custom ROM support I mean no CM or AOSP based ROMs are available for it. It has debloated TouchWiz ROMs though.

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You niggers just have no idea how to properly handle LiPos

>people buying korean shit
Will they ever learn?

>>57005696
how can you fuck up so much?

> inb4 poor
I just don't waste my money on shit like that.

>>57005635
True.
Traveled on a bus / train a few times last year when I had to get the new van.

ALL the kids had touch smart phones, like S5, S6, and so on. ALL of them had broken screens. ALL OF THEM.

How can you be such a braindead retard parent?
Not teaching your kid that he/she should fucking care about their shit?
And also, buying a 500$ smartphone so he/she can facebook?

>>57005536
>>57008789
http://www.sammobile.com/2016/09/11/samsung-sued-over-exploding-galaxy-s7-edge/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1772176/samsung-s7-edge-overheated-and-then-exploded-in-teachers-hands-in-the-middle-of-busy-cafe/

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/09/construction-worker-sues-samsung-after-suffering-burns-from-exploding-phone/

> Master race
Indeed.

>>57005699
> Google Finance
> Uses Adobe Flash

Is this satire?

>>57005808
S7 Edge blew up / caught on fire / burned people.
The normal one had no reports like that.

I think it has to do with the bigger battery.
The S7 has a puny small shit battery like the S6 had.

>>57008806
Well you can remove the battery but I do wonder how the Note 7 would look like after like 10 recharges..

>>57005499
Feels good to have a note 5.
Reminiscent of my note 2 that could do literally everything like xposed

Watch samshill androfagboys defend it and trying to tell "yes samsung blow up, BUT APPLE RWMOVED THE 3.5MM THATS LIKE OMG"

>>57008895
they're already doing damage control pointing out that like 5 iphones have had battery issues and saying that this is therefore endemic to all smartphones.

except that samsung has had a slew of them and the battery incidents have been much more violent and dangerous.

but whatever. i guess being an android fan i have to be retarded and blind to the shortcomings of all android devices, because that's what a zealot has to do.

>>57008895
> said no one ever

>>57008913
Every thread about the battery issue iss full of those retards you samshill gook

>>57008895
As an pure android fag I laugh at end of Samsung.
They're tarnished the android name enough.

>>57008913
hi welcome to /g/. it'll take you a few hours to get caught up but if you just check out the catalog i think you can skim it.

>>57008931
you shouldn't be excited about the exit of a competitor on the market. as shitty as apple is, the iphone spurred competition in the smartphone market that simply didn't exist before 2007. seriously, if you weren't using smartphones in ~2005 or if you're remembering it with rose-colored glasses, let me remind you that smartphones back then were absolute dog shit.

>>57008806
Why the fuck is that nigger charging through the balance port?
Wait, is he doing one cell at a time? Slow, but clever.

>>57009222
One cell completely died during the winter and its voltage was too low to charge normally.
It was around 0.9v when I measured it I think.
I tried to jump start only the dead cell with an extremely low current over the balancer port.
It didn't work out, sadly. It did however work on my old Nexus 7.

>>57005395
No idea what you're talking about.

Samsung has been behind the android competition. LG, Nexus, Pixel, HTC all have a far better user experience, timelier updates (or at least the ability to unlock the bootloader/root with better ease), and have less planned obsolescence and stand the test of time far better.

Did I mention no touchwiz? Samsung shills have never tried anything else for an extended period of time, just me there is no going back to touchwiz.

>>57009388
samsung is the clear market leader in the android field. might not be the most cutting edge, but if you think the bulk of the android market isn't samsung, you're delusional.

SAMSHIT HOUSEFIRES

Samsung phones are terrific though, I have all the newest phones and Samsung or iphone always have the best hardware and software, there is a reason why those 2 dominate.

>>57008852
To be fair I wasn't good with electronics until I was like 13. I was a clumsy little shit and was dropping shit all the time

another victory for #teampixel?

who preordered here?

>>57005499
>Android = Samsung
You made the right choice, you're too stupid for using anything that isn't a toy.

>>57005533
>vomiting black stuff

jesus

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will samsung ever recover from this?

>>57012047
Old phones weren't engineered to break completely when dropped from waist height

>>57005170
"a famous youtuber had a phone that...." "This guy, youve probably heard of him hes a huge youtuber with x subscribers"

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>>57009388
>Samsung has been behind the android competition.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LG, Nexus, Pixel, HTC all have a far better user experience, timelier updates (or at least the ability to unlock the bootloader/root with better ease), and have less planned obsolescence and stand the test of time far better.

Kek, no. Pic related, 4 years old and still runs like a champ. I don't think /g/ realizes how well built Samsung flagships are.

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>>57007425
>>57007425
>>>57004910 (OP)
>Aw shit, Samsung is going to copy Microsoft and go straight to Note 8, trying to make 7 seem like it never existed.

But they already skipped the Note 6 and went straight to 7

Jesus samshit sort your shit out. Just cram like 200-400 mAh less into the fucking phone and call it a day.

>yfw note 7 users actually communicate using smoke signals

>>57014144
>not even on Lollipop
Of course.

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>>57004910
Well, I'm never buying another Samsung device again.

>>57014144
>I'm such an insecure faggot I need to go on the Internet and defend the products that I bought every time someone criticizes them

Just stop. I'm using a Note 4, which I love, I only use is because I need my stylus. Samsung is behind the competition, so much they kill their customers with rushed products while at the same time keep spamming the market with 5 different versions of every shit phone they poop out. Samsung is truly one of the worst companies.

>>57009388
Agreed, Touchwiz is shit.

>>57005145
savage

>>57008201
fuck poor guy
thanks god I never fell for samshit

>>57008671
It's probably trying to explode but doesn't have the drivers required.

>>57016462
lel