Hey /g/, I need an invention idea by Monday for my class. It

invent a gun and shoot yourself you prick

FOG COMPUTING

>>56969042
SMOG COMPUTING

black hats have tainted the cloud for their nefarious uses. how will we solve it OP?

>>56969027
Settle down, Pajeet.

>>56968997
A block with adhesive tape that sticks to the toilet lid, making it impossible for the ring to stay up. I'd never use that shit personally, but man haters would.
It's a shitty idea but with the right marketing it would sell.
STEM? Build in some wifi and make it track average piss drops not landing on the floor per day.

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Invents a machine that makes anime real.

>>56968997
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10/07/16(Fri)14:29:14 No.56969027
invent a gun and shoot yourself you prick
>>56969067 #
Is like thag?

>>56969350
/g/et >>>/out/

just say you thought of an idea, but it was too valuable of an idea to share information about, and will have to wait until you've secured production for it

>>56968997
the iToilet

an app that helps you find a decent public bathroom in NYC

>>56968997
rfid cat/dog doors that use a chip in the collar to open. alternatively an rfid cat/dog doorbell that rings when cat/dog comes close to the door.

you can just make me one. i'd buy it.

>>56969027
POO
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>>56968997
invent yourself a new project junior

>>56969350
What the actual fuck

>>56968997
Wtf, why is that toilet being charged with one of those magnetic MacBook cables?

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>>56969350
what

>>56969895
Sounds like a decent idea but what is rfid?

>>56969895
Already been done.

>>56969895
>attaching house key to cat
sounds like an awesome idea

>>56969795
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10/07/16(Fri)14:26:56 No.56968997
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10/07/16(Fri)14:31:43 No.56969067
3/2 pajeet
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>>56968997
Nobody in South America shits like that

>>56970827
Dublin K fuck urfels

>>56968997
>south america
>shit on the floor

only on the shitty communist controlled places

lol

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>>56968997
I live in the United States and squat like the Asians and use a bidet with water and soap. Toilet paper is disgusting and unsanitary, and harmful to water treatment plants.

Everyone should do this because when they sit in public, the sweat perspires from their shit laden ass and contaminates seats.

>>56970334
circuits that reflect a uniquely identifiable signal when illuminated with radio waves

>>56970372
link?

>>56970670
because someone will be able to kidnap/kill my cat, take the collar, and squeeze through a cat-door?

>>56969986
to powerup the NSA backdoor

>>56969986
That's a small showerhead to clean your asshole after taking a shit, don't bother about that Pajeet.