Faith restored stories, /g/ edition Happened today, no dinosaurs

Don't leave us waiting OP.

>>56950364
>>56950395
I'm the one sweating here. OP don't leave the other anon and I hangin.

Write faster op!

Op pls

>>56950364

in b4 it's not a lenovo laptop but fucking JOHN CENA

>>56950364
WHY DID YOU NOT HAVE THIS PRETYPED

>>56950364

>It's a fucking thinkpad
>Hail baby jesus holy shit
>Rarely see those here
>Usually people who have those can repair themselves
>All the possible models start to roll in my mind
>It's probably a T4-something
>My god it's cute
>It's so fucking clean
>Not even a speck of dust on it
>I try to hide my memexcitement
>I start to examine it
>Open it up like a case of million burgers
>It's a T410
>I don't even try to hide my boner anymore
>"This is gotta be the single most well handled Thinkpads i've ever seen, thank you"
>She's smiling
>I'm excited like an autist in heat
>"I'll get our charger from the backroom, just a minute"
>I run to the bin with the chargers and back
>Hands shaking
>Plug it in
>It boots
>She's grinning
>Motherfucking xubuntu pops up on the screen
>I'm in love
>"Yeah, now it charges as it should, the charger was broken"
>"is it possible to get a charger through you guys?"
>Fuck yeah it is
>"Take this one, we have a bunch of them"
>"How much is it?"
>"Just take it, on the house"
>She thanks and smiles again
>That smile melts steel beams
>Packs up and starts to explain that she already even opened up the pc and began to examine if the problem was in the ram or the power plug itself
>Just stop i can't get any more erect than this
>She then leaves and promises to come back again soon

This single good day overwrote everything that was bad during these years

Share your good tech related stories /g/

Also miss if you see this pls date me

>>56950422
>he uses the john cena maymay
Underage babby detected :^)
Also, hurry up OP, you magnificent faggot.

OMG SHE HAS A THINKPAD

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

ITS SOME SHITTY LINUX DISTRO /g/ SHILLS

WOAH

>>56950364
wew incoming spaghetti dinosaur

>>56950432
>Not pretending its more broken than it is so you can look for LEWDs.

itt : it never happened

these "let's get people to use linux" campaigns are getting out of hand

I'm a reformed tech abuse slob.

So many motherboards fried.

So many keyboards grape soda-d to death.

So sorry...

>>56950432
this didn't happen

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>>56950433

>calling an oldfag lurker underaged
>being this new

You forgot the part where you wake up

>>56950450

She clearly knew better, dipshit

>>56950432
>xubuntu
>not arch or gentoo
dropped

>>56950467
Lunch between every fucking Chad-Acer keyboard or second hand psioriasis from the pensioners

>>56950425
Took because happened 30 mins ago and was busy with other customer

I had a girl ask me once why I own a MBP when all her other "nerd" friends alway shit on Apple. True story.

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>>56950482
Sure thing, babby, prove that you are an oldfag.

>>56950584
I'm an originalfag and we guys are so old that we don't bother to keep up with all the new maymays. I didn't learn what "mfw" meant for the longest time and only recently did I figure out what "tbqh" means.

>>56950580
She knows you're a cuck

>>56950617
Post the earliest cap from 4chan you have, else I'll automatically assume you're bullshitting.

>>56950629
I can't. I'm at work.

>>56950535
Chad-Acer?

>>56950642
Well that was easy.

>>56950364
>>56950432
>she

>>56950756
>implying implications in an implicit fashion
Go home anon, you're drunk.

>tfw posting in a thread of things that totally really did happen in real life guys honest they really did

>>56950617
You're so full of shit. It's pretty much impossible to be here that long and not have seen mfw used without an image, then replies of "mfw you have no face", etc when mfw was a new meme.

It's really not cool to impersonate oldfags. It's even less cool to do it by insisting on your oldfaggotry

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Got another story, funny one

>About a few months ago
>A customer comes in
>A bit older senile guy
>"TV's broken, can't use remote control on it"
>"You have the remote with you so we can test it?"
>"No"
>wat
>"We can test if our remote works on it, but we need your one so we can test it properly"
>"Alright"
>We take in the TV, test it with our remotes
>It works normally
>We call the customer and ask him to bring the remote
>"Okay it'll take me 15 minutes"

I had a bad feeling about this particular case, couldn't figure out until:

>Customer comes
>"I brought the remote now"
>"Great, now we can resum-"
>Look at the fucking counter
>There's a black blob of unrecognizable shit on it
>What
>Brown pcb is now black
>It reeks of death
>That used to be the remote
>"What the hell happened to it?"

cont.

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>>56950800
>>56950800

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>>56950617
>newfag impersonates an oldfag and fucks it up

I sure hope you guys don't do this.

>>56950932
I said I didn't learn what it means *for the longest time* - which was A.) a long time ago, when "mfw" was still (kinda) new (or at least not old) and B.) I'm not even a native English speaker so ex-fucking-cuse me if I don't get arbitrary acronyms w/o context.

So fuck you, I know exactly when I first came here and don't have to prove anything to anyone - especially not some random anon in a random thread. And why the fuck is being an original/oldfag even a thing one has to prove in the first place? There's nothing to gain from it except shutting assholes like you up - and that's a best case scenario, because how would you know that I didn't stole someone else's screencap?

>>56950939

>"I accidentally spilled beer on the remote"
>More like fucking napalm by the looks of it
>"Spilled beer? What kind of beer was it so i can avoid it in the future?"
>"A good porter"
>Fuck that i love porters
>Customer then continues to tell that he tried to clean the remote with alcohol
>Alcohol with more alcohol
>He opened up a bottle of some vodka and tried to flush the remote with it
>Not exactly a bad th-
>He then turned on the stove
>Put it on the frying pan
>Frying fucking pan
>Thought about drying it after the vodka-submersion
>He then leaves it unnattended
>Dozes off
>Wakes up to fire alarm and neighbors banging on the door
>Smoke and fire
>He then proceeded to submerge his cookings into the sink
>Called us

Needless to say, the remote didn't work after that

>The remote was still warm when he brought it to us
>We then take the remote and ask customer to return with the tv-model code so we can program a new one
>Returns the next day with the same remote demanding repairs instead of a new one
>Convince the senile man to just get a new remote

Got another one story to share

>>56951044
>senile man
Hey, that's not nice.

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>>56950800
>>56950969

>implying you wouldn't bang a trap with a feminine penis

>>56951019
>And why the fuck is being an original/oldfag even a thing one has to prove in the first place?
Why did you bring it up? The board is anonymous.

>>56951112
To illustrate that using out-dated memes as the other guy did is in fact a sign of being an oldfag. Oh, and I just now realized that I never explicitly said that I'm not the john cena anon who got the ball rolling. So, there's that.

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Beginning of the summer

>A slightly drunk/hungover customer comes in
>Probably in his thirties
>Chill dude
>"Hey guys, i'd need a repairs estimate of a tv for the insurance company"
>"Sure thing, just bring the TV here and we'll do it for you"
>"Yeah i have it in my car, wanna help me bring it in?"
>Guy visibly not-so-sober
>Driving
>Oh boy
>Walk out
>Open up the door of the car
>"Nice it's a curved TV"
>Though the curve is a bit of irregular
>Look closer
>It's fucking bent beyond repair
>Caret pales in comparison
>"What have you done to it? Why is it so damn bent?"
>"Yeeeaaah, we had a party yesterday and my friend thought that he could make a curved tv himself"
>What the fuck is wrong with you people
>As i tried to lift it out the panel pops out
>Ah shit, clench harder
>Carry the fucker inside
>Something's wrong
>As i put the tv down i look behind for the customer
>His face was full of horror
>I look behind him
>Small trail of blood
>The fuck
>I cut my hands on the TV
>Blood for the blood god

The other repairs guy then overtakes the customer and logs in the TV for the repairs estimate

>Disinfect the wounds and bandage the large fucking cuts
>Go back and see the customer still having this look of horror
>"Ah, it didn't hurt at all don't worry about it"
>"That is a lot of fucking blood"
>My shirt is all bloody aswell
>Go to the changing room
>Change out the shirt and return
>Customer gone
>TV logged in
>Maybe half an hour passes, the customer returns
>He puts a bag on the table
>"I'm sorry, hope you're gonna be okay"
>"Yeah, nothing to w-"
>He brought two bottles of some cheap vodka, big bottle of jaegermeister and a small cake
>"Uhh, thanks?"
>"Yeah man get better, share it with your friend"
>Customer leaves
>Boss isn't around
>Start drinking and eating cake with the other guy for the rest of the work day (3 hours) and close the premises

Everything went butters after the explosions

Sometimes there are nice customers

>>56951061
Just saying how it is, not trying to be offensive

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Another funny one
Old colleague's story

>Before 90's there was a popular meme going around
>Light curing
>Basically whenever there was a problem, the solution was to cure it with extra light
>Cancer, open wounds, aids you name it
>Customer comes in with a tv and leaves it for the repairs
>The mechanic then looks at the tv and fixes it
>Was a simple thing to do, nothing special
>Calls up the customer and asks to return for the repaired tv
>Customer comes back during the same day
>Mechanic bills the customer
>"What was wrong with the TV? How did you repair it so fast?"
>Mechanic was in the mood to joke around a bit, he never usually does
>Now i know why he doesen't
>"Yeah, the TV felt a bit ill so we cured it with some light!"
>The customer gets piss mad
>"WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS DO, SCAM PEOPLE OF THEIR MONIES AND DON'T DO ANY REAL REPAIRS, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
>wtf
>Ma'am, i was-
>I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU, I WILL NEVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN YOU LIARS AND SCAMMERS
>Customer indeed leaves and never comes back

Funny how after all these years the old folk wisened up a bit and learned to take a joke

>>56950617
Throbbing Black in Quivering Hole?

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>>56952042
Actually it means

To Be Queerly Homo

>>56951488
Strange reaction considering he actually repaired the TV

>>56950364
>>56950432
welp. female privilege strikes again with free shit just for having a vagina

must be very nice having life on easy mode

>>56952121
Crazy people ynowmsayin

>>56952176
Shush. They need to be coddled. They dont know any better

>>56950432
Then, everybody stood and clapped.