/g/ humor thread

>>56929402
>humor

>>56929402
this isn't /g/ humor. just /g/

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>>56929402

>>56929816
not
funny
anymore

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>>56929832

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>>56929832
>>56929870

>>56929888
>>56929870
>>56929816
Not funny

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>>56930088
Double dubs confirm

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>>56930164
This one got me good.

>>56930204
> /v/

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>>56930191
I guess it would use his friend's data.

>>56929870
Who took the photo??

>>56930237
daddy

>>56930237
>you need someone to take the photo

ORANGE

RECTANGLES

>>56930345
>>56930237
Reminder that these two idiots actually won the sperm egg race.
They don't see the tripod legs in the mirror.

>>56930223
img burn is a fun program

>>56930223
What happens if you do it again?

>>56930389
Okay, so how does that make me an idiot when I implied you need someone to take the photo?

>>56930528
Obviously he set the camera on a timer

>>56930540
>>56930477
>>56930389
rude weeb

>>56930230
More like Hardly Thin

>>56930555
Having Japanese letters (kanjies, for you gaijins) does not make me a weeb

>>56930230
THICC
H
I
C
C

>>56930582
>kanjies
I just threw up my bento.

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>>56930582
>kanjies
>it's katakana

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>>56930582

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>>56930582

>>56930690
please dont

>>56930614
I hope this guy doesn't have a close family because I feel like that's a lot of years in asian prison

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>>56929888
>tfw trips

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>>56930340

>>56930812
>>56930771
you guys are going into the memory banks. Jesus christ i remember when this happened it was so funny.

>>56930812
>two pairs of beats

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>>56930848

>>56929402
Is he wearing argentinian underwear?

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>>56930882
>mfw

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>>56930812

>>56930614
>>56930714

What was he doing ?

>>56930934
smuggling in iphones because they are cheaper in other countries IIRC.

>>56930934
99% smuggling
1% iphone fetish

>>56930690
Ive never seen sata ports like thos, what are the two holes on top for?

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>>56930961
>two holes

>>56930164
Nice.

>>56930934
Making a iPhone 7 Explosive Vest

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>>56930732
>panties on the table to the right

>>56930900
> what's shimapan

>>56930614
Looks like a suicide bomb vest. If only they were Note 7's.

can someone post the image of the guy talking about windows development, it was long and I think it was screenshots from an IRC chat

>>56931287
kek

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>>56930572

>>56929402
>>56930200
Whiteface is not 4chan meme. Go back with your shilling to krautshit. sage

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>>56930582
>Kanjies
ペニス

>>56932621
Not really funny, trying too hard

>>56929402
Stolen from reddit
https://i.imgur.com/HXgg6FC.png

>>56930961
SATA cables come in from the left, the two holes are for the cable clip to sit in.

>>56931529

Assignment instead of comparison. She's going to be blocking everyone.

>>56930961
Those are speed holes to make SATA faster

>>56933437
I don't understand this post. When did anyone say anything about not reposting images originally found on Reddit?

>>56930760
I want one so bad just because it looks so fuckin sick.

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>>56931543

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>>56933418

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>>56930164
RIP sides

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>>56934514

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>>56930230

>1
>2
>34

>>56930582
>ヨルダン
fuck off jordan, you have a shit girls name.

>>56934775
That's my boy name. If I was going to be a girl, my mom was going to name me Jessica.

>>56934787
jordan is a shit girls name, and your mom hates you, if she loved you, you would have a good name

kys

>>56934800
I think she just has bad taste in names because my brothers also have shit names.

>>56930230
No way she's ever been separated from her puddin'

>>56932621
???

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>>56934653

>>56930582
using 4chan, on the other hand

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old GHC bug

>>56930711
What the fuck they were thinking?

>>56930582
>using gaijin
>being gaijin
off my planet you go

>>56932621
benis :DDDDDD

>>56935142
It's necessary to maintain the purity of functional programming.

>>56930204
>/vip/

>>56930582
Yeah, it does
帰れ

>>56932621
>Hello, my name is Pajeet I will be your technician support today how may I help you?
>My Internet is not working
>Ok, press the XD button until the Swastikas lights up

>>56930582
Baited, senpai

>>56931529
wew lad this is shit
that else statement
cmon nigga just use another if

>>56934653
kek

>>56931529
>else

>>56930760
Used to own one for my preschot. It worked nicely until it deposited a layer of dust on top of the fins and thermal shut down all the time. Luckily the dirt peeled off like a plaster though.

>>56933871
well its just a "cout" whatever that may be.

>>56930223
that's why imgburn is the best disc burning software

>>56934408
Are you 12?

>>56929402
lol, this accurately describes like 99% of /g/

weirdos posting their Gentoo desktop with i3 windows and some odd music player with horrible mp3s queued up.

Is this the thread where basement dwellers post JPEGs they've been hoarding for over a decade in the hopes that one person hasn't already seen and dismissed it as crap?

Have fun.....

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>>56937979
There are some PNGs too

>>56937899
ur a fag if you don't think that's rad as hell

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I don't know if this is /g/ or /lit/ material

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>>56930864
Buttplug and earbuds? Apple gadgets are for faggots isn't even a fucking meme anymore.

>>56930582
master bait

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>>56930690
>g1 clip.jpg
>g1 clip
>clip

>>56935571
I'm feeling it every moment being on that board

>>56930690
I'd like to see what would happen if you tried to take a computer with that motherboard on a plane

>>56931543
Does anyone have a better quality of this one?

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>>56931484

>>56938512
Why gif is so shitty?

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>>56937992
You're such a dumb boy.

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Here is the version for NSFW boards

>>56931484
Nigel barage

>>56938037

Dear. God. I choose death.

>>56935142
>Programming
>Hard Mode Activated

>>56930711
Based Musk

>>56935179
He likes mariachi music

>>56937817
Passes the argument to an iostream, usually stdout. It's just printing "block" but not doing shit.

>>56931529
... why the else?

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>>56934744
you asked for it

>>56930599

nah that's just obese.

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>>56940306

>>56940303
Because someone can be a gamergater with a negative tweet. They're not guard statements.

>>56940512
Shouldn't those operations be exclusive?

>>56938080
>not an mp5 submachinegun
you had one job.

>>56940540
The tweet doesn't imply exclusivity or non-exclusivity.
Output for a gamergater with a negative tweet is

Block
Block

That is assuming the assignment operators were actually comparison operators.

>>56939894
What an awful post.

>>56940619
I'm just confused by the syntax, so she wants people who are gamergaters blocked, right, but then the syntax implies if you're tweeting negatively, in general, then you're alsoa gamergater. I think she's retarded, or does she unironically think one statement works for what she's trying to convey? I'm a 101 programmer scrub and I can tell this.

Couldn't she have made that entire post non-retarded by using two if statements?

>>56935571
>This is real
welp

Wew

>>56930173
top kek

>>56930614
iphone drop test channel

>>56940674
No, she's implying if your post is negative you should be blocked too. Not that posting negatively makes you a gamergater.

>>56940720
Then why is it included in the same statement?

>>56940674
It's genuinely retarded. There's no point in tweeting that when English would have sufficed.
>>56940728
The indentation is fucked up. Basically it says:

if (tweeter is a gamergater) {
  Block
}
else if (tweet is negative) {
  Block
}

>>56940761
I'm a retard.

>>56940306
I am actually angry

>>56939894
This deserves to be in the YRYL

>>56931529
Holy shit

>>56930582
ばか‼ >＿<

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>>56938270
someone did that and they ripped out the graphics card thinking their was a gun inside the pc

>>56940267
mate I know but there is no using std; or anything. it's just random babble by a braindead wymin.

>>56941891
why the hell would you even take a desktop pc on an airplane? kek

>>56941929
Cheaper shipping.

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>>56929402

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>>56931358
I got you, I still wonder if it was legitimate or not.

>>56933871
Good thing we've got a microsoft senior dev here to explain this one to us

>>56938037
Whats wrong with trying to make Shakespeare accessible to young kids?

At the end of the day they're just good stories with good characters.

>>56931529
>gets hate message
"BLOCK"
>same dude hate message
"BLOCK"

4chan is kill.

>>56938270
>>56941891
afair it has an sticker saying "NOT AN ACTUAL FIREARM MAGAZINE" or something

>>56939894
People that stupid need to simply be shot in the head and disposed of in mass graves. I call for the genocide of all people with an IQ of less than 90.

>>56930926
I lost my shit just now kek

>>56943492
FUCK THE KIDS

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>>56930711
obligatory followup

>>56944506
can you upload the vector? i'm gonna make him dance in front of the exploding rocket

>>56930760

My father actually owned one of these. /sigh

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>>56944662

>>56944683
jej thanks

>>56944415
dangerous words, don't you know where you are

>>56930661
>Rosenholmveien 25

>>56940306
wtf am i reading?!

>>56944506
When he's dead he's Elon Husk

>>56943355
checked

>win10disaster.png
I thought this was a joke, as in a real ha-ha one a mockumentary, until I read this:

>i always have to use google to search MSDN
>because Bing can't search it's own goddamn documentation database

I wish this guy would wrote a book.
This pic confirms EVERYTHING I have ever thought about Microsoft, that their programmers can't for shit

>>56943492
FUCK YOU
U
C
K

Y
O
U

>>56945548
When he's in hot water he's Oolong Musk

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Clean 20go on old mac..

>>56930582
>for you gaijins
you're whiter than me. you're not fooling anyone.

>>56931529
why are you printing "Block" instead of actually doing anything?

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>>56930354

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>>56930576

>>56940761
Its still retarded though. This would be more logical

if(tweeter == Gamergater || tweet == negative)
    block();

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>>56943254
>50,847,534
>not a prime number
>mfw

>>56946088
>mfw if both are true it's false because did or instead of and or

>>56946269
Are you retarded?

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>>56930582
"They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes."
"Excessive use of Japanese words in replacement of English"
>Kanjies
>Jordan

How many good boy points did that pass cost?

>>56934816
I think your whole family is missing some chromosomes

>>56944662
Pls upload it

>>56935040
>creating an entire GTK application just to show a messagebox instead of simply using zenity.

That's some dedication to your shitposting.

>>56930191
this
omfg

>>56930703
underrated, kek

>>56946957
i second this

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>>56946957
pictured: weeb tripfag

>>56940720
>>56940674
>she

>>56943492
but no they aren't good stories. Half the beauty is in the way it's written. Translated shakespeare is garbage.

>>56931529
wew

>>56948468
this looks sick, desu senpai

>>56930934
He was a gymnast, just trying to make it easier for him to flex and bend

>>56938004
niggers have resist to fire due to having racial trait so they can handle soldering iron like that, i guess

>>56945680
When he's doing porn he's E-long Musk

>>56930726
Dun ged this

>>56929402
Is that ryuko

>>56940306
she deserves being raped

>>56948618
When he's putting out fires, he's Halon Musk

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>>56929816
>>56929870
>>56929888

>>56948638
glad I wasn't the only one who recognized her.

>>56947974
So is normal Shakespeare

>>56948649
When he's attracting female mates with his pheromones, he's elon musk

>>56948665
Only if you mean the comedies

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>>56940306
Not reading that shit again nigga

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>>56934816
Fucking weeb

>>56930726
someone explain this pls

>>56941921
As stupid as the post itself is, I doubt anyone would include using namespace std; in a joke post for the sake of correctness.

>>56940306
I still get mad

>>56940619
But it doesn't go into the else if the if is true, right?

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>>56949040
Go back to 9gag :-DDDD

>>56930173
Who the fuck asks about the laptop brand instead of the problem first? staged/10

>>56948657

Roughly what is the combined cost of all that apple shit he has and can anyone tell me what he would have saved if he had got non-apple equivalents. (apart from the ipad, ipads are best tablet).

>>56930614
is that an iphone android?

>>56930732
>hmm should I buy this desk or this $200 bong
>WEEDLAMOXD

>>56949178
yup it's a chink iphone clone

>>56930864
I'd buy it.

>>56931529
Maybe i forgot c++ since i'm focusing on c, but wasn't it supposed to be == instead of a single = ?

>>56929816
it was never funny, guy was never in that thread and stop forcing it

>>56930611
>Hiragana
>ftfy

>>56949222
You should try smoking some. Might make you a bit less of a faggot.

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>>56949305
ユー アー バカ

>>56930732
What's wrong with this? it looks more comfortable than those chinkpad setups.

>>56938037

I am disgraced, impeach'd and baffled here,
Pierced to the soul with slander's venom'd spear,
The which no balm can cure but his heart-blood
Which breathed this poison.

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HA
A

>>56938037
>childrens book for millenials

Im not surprised

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>>56938037
The continued dumbing-down of our society. Not kidding; very sad. It's all by design people!

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>>56939140

how 2 triforce

>>56938004
Why is he staring emptily into the void?

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>>56949326
and live like a retard lol no get your priorities straight, bub

>>56948505
>this looks sick, desu senpai

Kinda like cancer, I agree.

>>56948857
This is painfully autistic

>>56930711
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>56938037
K I L L
I
L
L

M E
E

>>56930173
Snsv>Jade everyday

>>56938561
Because gif is old. :^(

>>56946088
This is correct and would work.

>>56946269

 (tweeter == Gamergater || tweet == negative || (tweeter == gamergater && tweet == negative))

I know what you mean, but its just not necessary. Read up on how "or" works.

>>56949521
>t. no idea what i'm talking about

>>56946269
What are you on about
|| is lazy OR. If either condition is true, it doesn't matter what is the other condition.
And even then, you don't compare objects with ==. I'd suggest using

tweeter is Gamergater

or even

tweeter instanceof Gamergater

>>56949907
(tweet == negative || (tweeter == gamergater && tweet == negative))
I think that having two times the gamergater argument isn't usefull.
You either block all gamergaters, or you block only the "negative" gamergaterd. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

>>56948449
>TFW no powerade cooling loop.

>>56950011
No, my point is that you dont need
>(tweeter == gamergater && tweet == negative) because its redundant, but it still works. All you need is
>(tweeter == Gamergater || tweet == negative)
But you DO NEED this part. Thats how "or" works.

>>56950049
For the case of (tweeter == gamergater && tweet == negative) the code would block those who are gamergaters AND the tweet is negative.
The second case is either gamergater or negative, therefore block.
I don't disagree with the "or" part. I disagree with the algorithm part, that's why I wrote:
>(tweet == negative || (tweeter == gamergater && tweet == negative))
It's either a negative tweet or a gamergater posting a negative thing. Either way it werks i guess

>>56950107
What about only gamergater

>>56950107
Are you saying
>(tweet == negative || (tweeter == gamergater && tweet == negative))
Would work?
Because it totally doesn't. If someone is only a gamergater, it will not block him.

>>56950217
>>56950228
For the case of blocking gamergaters regardless of their tweet then it's this case:
>(tweeter == Gamergater || tweet == negative)
I just assumed that you'd want the gamergater "allies" tweeting you.

>>56949558
But true

>>56950107
Look, when it comes to conditions, it is VERY easy to do them properly on a low level.
1: think about what conditions should apply (A or BCD or only CD but not AB)
2: write something that sounds about right

((A || B && C && D) || ( C && D)) 

3: check your code by asking yourself "does this apply" (Does it work when B C and D are true, but not A?)
4: fix your shit.

 (A || (B && C && D) || (C && D)) 

>>56950264
We are trying to fix >>56931529 and she obviously wants to block both GG and "hateful" comments (aka valid opinions)

>>56948766
>>56948623
H110 is budget chipset and you can't oc on it.

H110 plus 6700K is supremo 'im a pleb gamer who knows nothing about computer hardware and thus cucked myself'

I assume that you know at least enough about technology that you recognize i7 6700K.

>>56948458
It's so over the top... that I actually want it.

>>56948458

Filed under stuff I would never buy but still think is cool as hell.

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>>56945548
>>56945680
>>56948618
>>56948649
>>56948702

>>56937873
>opencandy adware littered all through it that you can't remove

IMGburn is fucking shit

>>56931543
top pip

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>>56940306

>>56948857
I want more of these

>>56950946
It would be much funnier if last panel said "and no one cares how it works"

>>56948458
>le front ports at the bottom meme

I don't get this. Do people put their tower on their desk or do they just enjoy reaching down to the floor?

>>56951010

My desk and room are very small

>>56940306
DELET THIS

>>56950424
That means it has seven imaginary cores and operates at 6700 kHz right?

>>56951163
You're right on the first count, but it operates at 6700 Kelvin. That's why the call it the Intel Housefire.

>>56934653
christ

>>56948606
Underrated

>>56944415
I do, frequently.

>>56949162

This.

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>>56952101
>>56940306
>>56939894
>>56937992
>>56930690

This triggers me, nad some amke me laugh at the same time

>>56938064
>paying for pixel arrangements

>>56952101
I'm literally getting new parts in today and this made me cringe.

>>56952351
bruh...

>>56930582
>kanjies
>>>>>>>>""""""letters""""""

>>56930726
Now this is fucking gold

>>56946269
Learn how OR vs XOR work

>>56949254
lol how do you go from C++ to C and forget that the syntax is the same?

>>56948702
>>56948649
>>56948618
>>56945680
>>56945548

Nice work.

>>56932621
PC for allah?

>>56952101
i thought this doesnt do anything? so long as u are grounded, touching either side of the cpu is fine.

>>56952351
does this PC cook meth or something?

>>56952309
>paying for bit sequences
>paying for electromagnetic waves
>paying for photons
>paying for air movement in the audible spectrum

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>>56948822
top keg

>>56952925
i've always done it like this
my mom grounded me for life

>>56930582
(You)

>>56930191
>He thinks connecting to his friends computer and downloading it uses LESS of his his friends internet usage.
This is like faxxing an popular image you found online to your friend and thinking it didn't require THEIR paper to print it, or that it somehow uses LESS of their paper, then them googling it and printing it themselves.

>>56943768
Oh okay, that makes it better.

Now I can smuggle in my hunting rifle by putting a sticker on it saying "not an actual firearm". Thanks, anon!

>>56951986
BIG

>>56935040
> actually using gtk
Get off the computer gramps

>>56954327
t. millennial shitlord

>>56946088
Yup, that's better and would have made her point better and succinctly.

>>56947817
It definitely looks like a broad and not a trap. If she was a trap, she wouldn't have messed her code up.

>>56948468
Is there a dekatora PC case? I totally want one.

>>56951965
Is there icon pack?