>code compiles without errors

>ywn fuck marie
why even live

>>56914831
Haskell:
>10 Compile-time failures
>Code fully works once you get it to compile

C:
>No compile-time failures
>Code crashes once you try out the new code path

>>56914831
>crashes on run

>>56914852
you wouldn't even fuck anyone

le pedo meme

>>56914859
>>No compile-time failures

#import <studio.h>

void main(int name) {
  print("What is your name?");
  name = input();
  print("Hello, " + name);
}

>>56914852
She's not real

>>56915716
>tfw no studio.h to help design kitchen and bathroom cabinets.

>>56914831
still has 100 warnings per compiled file tho.

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>>56914831
>code runs for the first time after compiling without errors

>>56916399
>segfaults when you try to do something with it

>>56915867
noooooooooooooooooooo
she's fucking real

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>>56914831
>You program with an hour straight without testing
>It compiles
>Everything goes fine
>You test again
>It crashes

>>56915716
Nowhere did I claim that it was not possible to make a C compiler fail

I was depicting a realistic, typical scenario from my real-world experience writing both Haskell and C.

>>56916453
>Test a playlist
>Crashes on the fourth file

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>you code for an hour
>it complies
>you make a backup
>it crashes
>you debug for an hour
>it still crashes
>you restore the backup
>it doesn't crash anymore
Fucking magic.

>>56916682
>>you make a backup
laughing git users

>>56916682
?

>>56914852
>>56916825
>ywn be aggressively pulled by the hair and forced to suck Marie's sweaty pussy and ass after an intense workout
>ywn be gang banged by Marie, Tina, Hitomi and Kasumi as they take turns using you as fuck toy, abusing you and humiliating you
JUST

>>56914831
instead it just doesn't work

doesn't even return anything

>>56916936
nao cliquem e viros

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>>56917012
que

https://0x0.st/1fF.webp

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>>56917063
ahueah

you are evil man

rude :(

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>>56914831
>copy and paste helloworld in c
>compile
>segmentation fault, internal compiler fatal error, massive memory leak, computer crashes and boot sector was written over

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>>56914831
>code compiles without errors
>std::bad_alloc

>>56914831
>code compiles with errors

wut?

>>56917147
*Toxic gas released*

>>56917147
>undefined behavior
>demons fly out of your nose

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>>56914831
>0 errors
>536 warnings

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>code compiles without errors
>it releases mustard gas
ABORT SHIPPP

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tfw to intelligent to program

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>>56917730
tfw no adderall around