>4chan pass user since MONTH YEAR wtf Hiroshima?

>>56878043
This is most certainly a joke like last year "google +" version of 4chan
and jackie 4chan don't do shit it's the autistic mods on the IRC

>>56878694
Its sad that these retards don't understand its 4chin tradition to have boards fucked with.

How would they react to the PUDDI PUDDI shit if they freak out over something as minor as a shitty signature being appended to posts?

>>56878043
>have pass
>doesn't show up

why

>>56878804
Cause OP is a faggot

>>56878804
I've seen it on /jp/, but don't get it myself.

>>56878833
enter since4pass in the Options field

>>56878043
Why not? Seems like something that could be pretty fun desu. So long as it's something optional they can enter sort of like sage, noko, etc.

>>56878043
I got a pass and gotta use it because Google doesn't work here. It isn't showing any thing on Clover though.

On the bright side this will be the only sure way to identify future oldfags, in 2023 when we have official FB integration.

>>56878804
takes a certain degree of autism

4chan Pass user since October 2015.

>>56878851
Hmmmm.

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

Test

4chan Pass user since January 2016.

>>56878694
I don't think this is a joke but abuses of the since4pass option will surely soon be banned (except on /b/, /trash/, and maybe /r9k/)

>>56878934
*be a bannable offense

>bought passes when they were new but never renewed

I could have been a god

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

Hi

>>56878963
There are no winners in this game. We are all losers.

eat my ass

>>56878851
neat

TEST

test

how hard is it to enter since4pass in the Options field you fucking retards

friendly reminder to filter all pass users

>>56878851
Nice

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

I don't have a pass
>>56879066

Wtf.

test

4chan Pass user since November 2013.

>he can't html hack the sig

lmao fucking losers

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>56879134
wew lad

well, at least you can filter them

its for snuffing out redditors

Test

>>56879066
Very hard

hiro confirmed for jew

>>56879222
Hiro ain't doing shit about 4chan all the important decisions are made by the mods

>>56878851
test

>>56878851
How does one figure this out

>>56879253
https://www.4chan.org/pass

>Will other people know I'm using a Pass?
>No. Unless you enter since4pass in the Options field, there will be no indication that you are using a Pass to other users, and your posts will display exactly the same as any other. The since4pass Options command allows you to publicly display since when you have been using a 4chan Pass.

test

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

test

4chan Pass user since September 2001.

Fucking newfags itt :^))))

4chan Pass user since April 2004.

Someone needs to make an script to add this to every post.

/\s4chan Pass user since .+\.$/

>>56879327
signatures are against the rules

this is a fucking ploy so you can feel like a special snowflake and give away money

test

4chan Pass user since November 2015.

test

>>56878851
Testing

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

I know this won't work but I just gotta make sure

<span class="pu-lbl"><span class="pu-img"></span>4chan Pass user since January 1969.</span>

>>56878851
WOoo

>>56878898
Just use a tripcode then search for the posts in your archive of choice, assuming it's still around/has search enabled.

>>56878898
Trouble is that oldfag status doesn't come with time spent, but since when.
You will never be an oldfag, the train has passed.

>>56878043
Not anymore...

>>56879412
>being this new
I bet none of you remember 4chan.hta

test
/\s4chan Pass user since .+\.$/

>muh registration date

>>56879159
alright as proof change it to the year 1999

Lame

>>56879736

lol

>>56878851

>>56879789
lel pleb captcha typer, you dont even own one.

4chan Pass user since April 2015.

>>56878851
Hurf

4chan Pass user since March 2016.

// ==UserScript==
// @name         fuck
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @match        https://boards.4chan.org/*/thread/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';
    var a = document.getElementsByClassName('pu-lbl');
    for (var i=0;i<a.length;i++){
        var parent = a[i].parentElement;
        parent.removeChild(parent.lastChild);
        parent.removeChild(parent.lastChild);
        parent.removeChild(parent.lastChild);
        i--;
    }
})();

Use this userscript to get rid of the message and the line breaks it inserts.

Lmao

>>56878043
Stupid

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

Retarded

4chan Pass user since March 1869

>>56878851
>fuck u

4chan Pass user since May 2016.

>>56878043

4chan Pass user since December 1901

>>56878851
Thanks friendo

4chan Pass user since October 2015.

hmmm

osu!

wat ∞

¢↔◘▬≈ùτ○x╝+ÜM▐oá◙i

4chan Pass user since March 2015.

>>56878851
>since4pass

>>56879499
>>705420 (OP)
You can go fuck yourself. You don't even know what 4chan is really about. You don't know shit. Do you really think I'd become more productive if I left 4chan? Hah! Good fucking joke. If I really don't feel like doing something, then I won't do it, no matter if I have Internet or not, if I have something to distract myself with or not. Shit, I could just spend hours thinking about the meaning of life instead of being more productive. 4chan doesn't change shit about that.

I, for one, go on 4chan because I want to actually be able to argue with people about things without regard to "political correctness" and accidentally "offending" someone. I don't want people downvoting me for having unpopular opinions like on Reddit. I just want to have a place to vent without being connected to my real identity or any pseudonym at all.

On 4chan, I am just an anon. Only my opinions matter instead of my online popularity, whatever actions are associated with a particular pseudonym or even my real name. I go on 4chan to argue about stuff and this is exactly why you're completely wrong about the "echo chamber" argument. 4chan is as far away from being an "echo chamber" as can be, since people are not afraid to argue and state their own opinions, whereas on Reddit you have to cater to the lowest common denominator to gather as many upvotes as possible, which is completely counterproductive to any discussion.

Sure, you have tons of people telling you to go kill yourself just because you don't share his opinion, but that's what you get when you get pure and unadulterated discussion instead of constantly being careful not to "offend" the other person and keeping it "civil".

So you left 4chan for good? Nice for you. But don't expect other people to follow suit.

Huehuehue

>>56880942
>>56880886
how did u do this?

>>56878882
test

4chan Pass user since September 2016.

Testing

>>56880871
>mad poorfag

4chan Pass user since September 2016.

>>56878851
>since4pass

Nah

File: spurda milk.jpg (70KB, 800x500px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 800x500px

how do i get pass?

>>56879890
thanks anon

>>56881023
>no_fun_allowed.jpg

I'm sure hiroshimoot is putting my shekels to good use...

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

File: remu.jpg (724KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

724KB, 1440x2560px

>>56878043
It's just a stunt to promote the 4chan pass. It will go away soon.

test

4chan Pass user since August 2013.

>>56881130
Holy shit and I thought this was just :stopmusic: level trolling going on.

>>56881001
buy pass

buy the pass goy

>>56878804

>>56878851
testing

4chan Pass user since May 2016.

check mah dubs

4chan Pass user since January 2016.

>>56878694
It wasn't last year, that was April Fools 2016. Or I'm getting old.

>>56878851
fqf

>>56880871
How did you do that?

>>56878851

>actually paying to post on this shithole imageboard

Jesus christ

>>56881365
A simple javascript (userscript in GreasyMonkey) that I wrote in 5 minutes.

/\s4chan Pass user since .+\.$/

What are you niggers screaming about?

How do you make userscripts run the function when you update the page? (aka click Update. Not refresh)

>>56879890

Since I develop in something other than web browsers, how do I use this, and why does it look like a mongoloid lisp with half its code sitting outside its brackets?

test

>>56881683

feels good man

>>56878851
wut

4chan Pass user since November 2013.

>>56878851
qqq

>>56881656
it says it's a userscript, how hard is that to google?
Hard to believe someone this retarded would actually develop anything

test

shitting bricks

>Actually buying a 4chan pass

Who are these people? redditors?

>>56881767
>improving the google botnet

>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
Can we report people for this then?

test

>>56878851
neat-o

4chan Pass user since March 2016.

>>56881788
yes

>>56881767
I need to bypass the Google Captcha since it doesn't work here and all my VPN servers are blocked.
Why wouldn't you support this place btw?

>>56881001
>>56881149

>>56881830
Why would you support this place? The moderators are huge assholes who got bullied too much in school.

Plus if you get banned the pass goes with it.

testestetest

>>56878851
thanks

4chan Pass user since January 2016.

>>56881839
>Plus if you get banned the pass goes with it.
No, the pass continues to work

>>56881767
Nope. I've never used reddit. I bought a 4chan pass so I could opt out of the google botnet.

(ReCaptcha is basically spyware)

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

>>56878851
>since4pass

this doesn't work on /vg/?

>>56878851

>>56878851

4chan Pass user since April 2016.

work

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

Works?

4chan Pass user since October 2015.

>>56878851
>since4pass

>>56878043
>sharing a board with newfags
life truly is inane

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>56878851
test

Test?

>>56882177
How does one greentext without greater than sign?

>>56882189
Oh now I get it, I thought you were trolling.
Test.

4chan Pass user since July 2016.

Test

Tesl

Sooooo

>>56882142
nice shoop

4chan Pass user since April 2015.

Does it work

since4pass

Amazing. Now I can shit up threads like never before!

4chan Pass user since July 2014.

I don't get it

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

hiro does it again

>>56878898
>>56879478
Been here since 2003 and I'll never buy myself into a 4chan pass.

>>56878851
test

>>56878851
Hmm,

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>56878851
i fell for the meme

>>56879066
test (never got a pass)

>>56882424

>>56882487
hm, not sure if it worked. Wish it gave a 'Not a 4chan pass user' confirmation or something

>>56882501
I tried it, half expecting a ban or warning. nothing showed up.

any CSS gurus here that know how to hide them with custom CSS code? I saw the userscript up there, but I'd rather do it in the CSS thing if possilble.

Tesht

>>56878851
Is work

>>56882547
If you must:

.pu-lbl, .pu-img{display: none !important;}

>>56881568
https://developer.mozilla.org/de/docs/Web/API/MutationObserver

you can reactivate expired passes from 2 years ago and it will show the first registration date still

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>56882629

Thank you kind sir. It did not work at the end of my file, but when I put it at the top it works perfectly.

I seriously need to learn that shit some day.

>>56882671
You're welcome, now if someone could write a nice userscript to change the text dynamically, that'd be nice for a laugh.

>>56878851
lolwut

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

>>56878851
what

>>56882695
>userscript to change the text dynamically
What do you want the text to be?

:stop pass:

>>56878851
No.

>>56882719
testing

>>56882851
Enter since4pass in the email field You dumb nigger.

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

>>56882886
>field named "options"
>has emails predictions in it

MOOOOOOT

Test.

4chan Pass user since November 2015.

>>56882863
Whatever I wanted it to be. Just something that can update the pass posts dynamically as the threads updates.

hi

~

>>56878851
.

>>56882945
oh I see, if you know JS a bit take a look at >>56882646

>>56878043
Benz

Piss

>>56878851

since4pass

>>56879890
This doesn't work for me. Doesn't seem to do anything.

>>56878851

o rlly?

>>56878043
4chan pass master race checking in.

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

interdasting

Never had a pass anyway >>56878851

Neat

4chan Pass user since June 2016.

>>56883068
i see you've been on 4chan for a while

4chan Pass user since April 2015.

>>56883093
I am using

boards.4chan.org##.pu-lbl, blockquote > br + br:nth-last-child(2)[\code]
in uBlock now, it works pretty well.

>>56878851

>>56883147
Thanks anon, thats working better for me than the userscript and CSS versions.

>>56878851
dest xd

>>56882886
since4pass

>>56883228
Wew lad

4chan Pass user since August 2016.

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11KB, 657x527px

>>56883235

>>56883180
You might get the odd post where someone has done two line breaks where they will get removed.

But it shouldn't happen often.

Maybe if there are three paragraphs. Either way, it won't do anything other than remove the two line breaks so it won't screw up the readability of the post and it may not even be obvious that it was the script intervening.

>>56878043
What an asshole.

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3MB, 3840x2160px

lewd

>>56878851
Am I being trolled?

4chan Pass user since January 2016.

>>56878851
TIL

4chan Pass user since September 2016.

>>56883418
Oh right, I forgot. I ended up getting a new pass number since I don't use the old e-mail I used with the original pass number anymore.

Fuck, now I look like a newfag.

>>56883414
Bullshit, I've had a pass since the day they were announced. Does getting a new computer reset your time?

>>56883426
>now I look like a newfag
The "TIL" didn't help.

>>56878851
niceu

>>56878851

>>56883442
Yeah, that was obviously a fucking joke.

Or maybe it wasn't. Whatever, fuck it.

This is gay

testing

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>56883808
ohh fugg

>>56878851
huh?

testing

4chan Pass user since November 2016.

>>56883927
Are you from the future?

>>56881698
>November 2013

lad..

Testing

>>56878851
>since4pass

>>56878851
Okay

>>56878043
memes

>>56878851
bajs

4chan Pass user since March 2014.

>>56878851
k

>>56878851

since4pass

>>56878851

>>56879338
>/\s4chan Pass user since .+\.$/
shitpost
/\s4chan Pass user since .+\.$/