woke up this morning >see this what do? honestly what is this?

>>56865573
Hi, Reddit. First week here?

>>56865573
Sup newfriend

>>56865581
no, but probably first year?

>>56865573
It's the 1st of October anon

>>56865573
Dumbshit phone poster

That's a virus my friend.

Its the 1 year anniversary of when that /r9k/ poster shot a bunch of people and later killed himself in a collage in america.

That's why there are party hats everywhere.

>>56865779
>collage
Europoor education everybody

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>>56865573
Shit I'm no new fag but I didn't expect to see this in clover. Nigga took the time to implement and test it. That is some dedication.

>>56865825
And made his app near unusable for one day a year

>>56865825
Didn't test well enough I guess cause you can't read shit.

>>56865573
Goddammit fuck off you piece of shit

Go fuck yourself with your smartphone.
That's the smartest solution.

If only there was a system to auto-ban all smartphone users trying to visit this site. The quality of posting would increase 600%.

>>56866731
I'm literally taking a shit while posting from my phone right now. This triggering you yet?

>>56866759
I hope your shit tears your anus and bleeding ensues.

>>56866759
>lolxD triggered
Quit spouting memes you fucking flamer

>>56866783
Triggered

t. Shitposting from phone while in comfy bed faggot

>>56866806
I'm just as comfy as you are and am not even near my phone. Suck a dick.

>>56866827
That's because you're a basement dweller. Do you even go outside? Or does your mom bring you hot pockets to masturbate with and then eat it?

>>56866845
>projecting this much
Top kek

>>56866845
>Going out and having to browse 4chan
wow some people are lonely unsociable virgins

if you used a proper browser and not a pleb mobile client, you would see the HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY text

pleb

>>56866759
I'm typing with my dick without telling anyone.

>change the date on your phone
Problem solved

//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif

Paste that into your 'My Filters' tab on uBlock Origin.

Just wait until Halloween.

>>56866759
>literal shitpost

>>56865799
>Implying amerifats know grammar and spelling
toplel comrade

>>56865573
Your phone broke.

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Not a problem on comfy clover

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>>56867198
>>56865573
>>56865825
Better pic

Ahahahaha
Lurk moar.

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Who the fuck thought it will be a good idea.

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>>56866731
>If smartphone posters were banned, the quality of posts would be higher

Toppest of keks

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Everyone, post pictures so that pnoneposters won't be able to read threads and reply to them. That'll get them to fuck off for a day.

>>56867238
It's time to stop posting, smartphone user.

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>>56867317
>mfw smartphone user tells me I'm a smartphone user

>>56866997
Must be a small dick, or a big keyboard.

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>>56867334
Kill yourself

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>>56865573
back to plebit newfag

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Werking for me :^)

>>56866731
I'm on a phone because my only non-server computer got fucked and I agree with you.

>>56865573
>new phoneposter

>>56866731
>shitposting
>complaining about shitposters

>>56866731
you do know that this is why girls don't like you right

>>56865573
Dashchan does not have this problem.

>>56868662
Based Dashchan

>>56867512
U U U U

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Not an issue with iOS safari
stay mad androidfags

>>56866731
tell me why "the quality of posting" would increase if there were no phone posters.
now.

>>56868590
>not browsing 4chan through lynx

top pleb

>>56866772
That happened to me this morning. Was not fun.

>>56865573
If you had to make a thread to figure this out then you must suck at trouble shooting. If you Google 4chan party hats there is tons of links explaining it . there is even a Reddit link so a Windows scrub like you can have people to Jack off with upvotes and still get your answer. You are the soul reason this site is getting worse.

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>>56865850
It's usable for me , pro tip got gud or leave

>>56868685
Nigger

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My phone using Clover doesn't have this problem :^)

>>56868922
>not browsing 4chan with wget/curl and a cronjob

pls leave /g/

>>56865573
>being this new
wew lad

>>56869199
>Torch
kek

>>56865799
>had to grasp to a letter to try and hide his butthurt
ameriniggers ladies and gents

>>56865594
I'm here since three years and saw this shirt the first time. Not that I'm a oldfag...

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THIS THREAD MUST BE CLEANSED WITH EBONY

>>56865573
>honestly what is this?
newest entry in my ublock filter list

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>>56870790
>Racemixing is proven to cause conflicts for children
>Marriages between WM/BF are proven to be more solid and last longer
>Blacks are proven to be an inferior race
>Good black women want nothing more than a loyal husband and loving children

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>>56868800
Some problems with mobile users:

1) It's hard to type on touchsceens. This means people are more likely to make shorter posts, with shorter words in. This obviously leads to a lowered level of discourse.

2) It's hard to read due to the smaller screen and harder to navigate a thread than on PC. This applies to boards, threads and posts. A long post is more likely to be ignored on a phone as it is just so hard to read. If a thread is several hundred posts long then it just won't be read through, and the phone user's post has more chance of being irrelevant to the discussion. And it's harder to browse boards too, possibly meaning increased likelihood of duplication of threads as mobile users miss/can't be bothered to check for them.

3) Images. Many of us have hundreds if not thousands of images saved and meticulously catalogued. This is an image board of course. It's not outrageous to suggest that people on mobile devices don't have that many, and that they'e not well organized. Plus, it's harder to quickly save a new image if you don't have one that fits to what you want, or if you're searching for something in particular. Not impossible, but harder. So, mobile users almost certainly have less images, which are organized poorly, and it's a pain to quickly get a new one. So what will this lead to? Spamming of the same few images over and over again. As more mobile users see these, they'll save them and keep posting them too. An epic new maymay is born.

4) Easy to ban evade from. As OP said, or even just connecting to multiple wifi networks as they go about their day. Obviously this could be done with a laptop, and lots of IPs can be changed with a router reset. However, this is not a reason to allow those who can do it so easily and perhaps without even realizing.

>>56865599
>It's the 1st of October anon
>1st of October
>writes it as 10/1/2016

>>56865799
Yeah what a retard. I'm pretty it was definitively a cottage.