Tech Gore

>>56762924
WTF, How does that happen? And who thinks the box contents will still be fine after that?

>>56762924
USPS.jpg

>>56762969
Your package is not hand delivered from where you ordered it from to your front door.
Automation will fuck things up sometimes.

Got some OC for you.. Don't smoke indoors, or near your computer.

>>56762924
shit like this is why i always choose PICK UP INSTORE whenever available

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>>56763062
>stapler labeled "Victor Arias"
>computer tower disgusting from smoking near it
>beaners

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>>56763084
Whoops, I probably should have cropped that

>>56763080
Plus, the trip there is always so exciting. I went the next town over on the second to last train for the night to pick up a new phone; made it back on the last train and played with the phone for a while. Comfy as heck.

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>>56763147
it's too late. you can't delete things from the internet

i was part of a team changing out the computers for an agency of the federal government, i couldn't take pictures for security reasons but those were some of the most filthy, disgusting keyboards and mice i've ever seen. boogers and snot, and probably jizz and i don't know what all, federal workers are lowlifes, maybe not all but these for sure

>>56763599
>and probably jizz
were they monitoring CP to "catch" pedos?

>>56763596
it's ok vic, or vics it guy

>>56762969
>>56763050
My guess is someone ran it over/fucked it up with a forklift or it was hanging over the edge of a pallet and someone lowered another ballet onto it .

Use to work retail and I saw SOOO much shit.
People would literally stack CASES of paint on top of light bulbs. Id bull out packages of lights bulbs that were actually flat.
I've seem people rip half of a case of juice in half with a forklift and leave it in the pallet to rot.

>>56763176
How retarded are you for posting that pic? They're clearly two different cards in both of the pictures. Just look at the head sink mounting holes

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>>56763035

>>56763965
Hahaha holy shit

On topic: a while back, I was replacing my motherboard. I was deinstalling my HSF and processor, but they were stuck together. Instead of gently twisting back and forth, I was pulling directly up on the HSF, and I ripped the processor right out of the socket without opening the zif lever.

I thought I fucked it permanently, but all the pins were still aligned. I put it in the new mobo and it was fine.

>>56763873
It's the same card look at the VRAM and the hole he drilled it lined up

>>56762969
I use to work for UPS as a package handler. It's a miracle anything makes it anywhere undamaged.

>>56763170
>Plus, the trip there is always so exciting. I went the next town over on the second to last train for the night to pick up a new phone

You don't get out much, do you?

>>56764230
Lucky fuck.

>>56764299
I dunno man, he did say CLEARLY

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>>56763965
you weren't suppose to do that? What is the sticker for? HOW BAD DID I FUCK UP?

>>56762924
someone else from malaysia i see

>>56763176
He drilled through the white line.

You don't drill through the white line.

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>>56763035

>>56763873
https://linustechtips.com/main/topic/561041-980ti-darwin-awards-help/

>>56763176
>drill
what the fuck why??

>>56763035
How does this even happen?

>>56765389
Holy shit, how the hell do you manage to fuck up a CPU this badly?

>>56765397
It's far worse than what those pics make it out to be. He failed on every step.

Funny how people tell him it might have been repaired after telling him it's fucked resulting in him smashing it.

>>56765440
Bees and ants like electromagnetic fields. Its actually really common to open up a case server/communications (or even residential shit) and find it full of bees or ants.

>>56765638
I've never come across bees in an electronic device. Thank god too because I'm terrified to death of bees.

>>56765653
Bees are ok, aslong as you leave their computer alone..

>>56765638
>Bees and ants like electromagnetic fields
Is that because electromagnetism is what they use to synchronize their souls for hivemind communication? I read about this once in a neopagan magazine, how living things are interconnected through invisible energies that make the planet into a giant brain of sorts. Kinda how dejavus are caused by earlier visions of the future through this invisible force that flows through all of us.

>>56765653
bees are sweethearts who should be respected. it's wasps who should be feared and killed

>>56765687
Greg will be here in 10 minutes with the instant pizzas Billy.

>>56765240
You're supposed to put the sticker, anywhere else. Literally anywhere other than on top of the processor.
If you have say, an Athlon 5350, you didn't fuck up much, those basically don't get hot.
If you used something like an FX8350
GG

>>56765687
I dont know what the fuck you just read, but I assume em fields get them high.

>>56765739
>Literally anywhere other than on top of the processor.
c-can I put it under the processor?

>>56765765
o-only if I can put my penis underneath your ass

>>56764230
Did pretty much the same at work, but with a Xeon (gen 1 if i recall)

>>56763147
dont worry victor, everything is fire

>>56765804
oh, anonkun! How lewd! :3 come on over!

>>56765832
>Cloud computing

>>56765877
Wait wtf is going on in that pic. For some reason I can't make it out

>>56765877
What am I looking at here?
Is it a CPU under the socket?

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>>56762924

I saw this on another board replied to this

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>>56765951
inb4: samefag shitstorm

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cable management is for the weak

>>56765864
>(You
I see half of a socket.. wtf is all of that?

>>56765956
What's the failure mode on one of those?
Like how does that even happen?

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>>56766121
the socket broken in half

>>56765904
cpu UNDER the socket

>>56763035
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

>>56766022
wow someone wanted revenge on their company for getting fucked it seems. That right there is poor sport behavior

>>56762969
i once worked at dpd in germany. me and the other workers would make a game out of who could break the most packages without getting noticed. one time the boss was notified and he just said he doesn't really care, insurance would cover it anyway.

>>56766154

>Born: Steven Paul Jobs

He was adpoted. His real surname is Jandali from his Syrian dad. Wikipedia still shit I see.

>>56766154
no shit. Why? whats the goop? why was it all mounted to the mobo with 3 foot bolts?

>>56766185
Proof?

>>56766200
liquid nitrogen cooler

>>56766201
You didn't know?

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>>56766200
Liquid nitrogen cooler.
Do you even cool?

>>56766205
That thread was glorious

>>56762924
>tech gore

that's not tech gore, that's a guy getting his money's worth. dedicated gpus are shit.

>>56766205
I remember that thread

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>>56766038
haha, muh hash rate

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>>56766255

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>>56766253
>dedicated gpus are shit.

>>56766300
>>56766316

cringe & fail =/= gore

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>>56766339
Then you start dumping if you don't like what I'm dumping.

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>>56766274
shoulda stuck with those BL labs ASICS family
Oh, wait it's 2016 and they still haven't shipped

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>>56766314
>>56766253
>dedicated gpus are shit
pppfffftttt

>>56762969
Shit gets broken all the time. I used to work for Fedex.
It's a total gamble whether or not you package will make it through the system unharmed. Every day I would see packages that were totally flattened or otherwise destroyed. It's a combination of unavoidable shit (heavy packages falling on lighter ones in transit) or just employees not giving a fuck and tossing boxes around.

>>56766336
>fatass
>nvidia meme
>gsync meme
>blood pressure monitor?
>weed pipe

jesus christ, teem green

>>56766255
>>56766281
>>56766357
How can something so pretty be such absolute dogshit

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>>56766382

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>>56766357

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>>56766370
on neo-/g/ everyone games on a tablet

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>>56762924

>>56766407
pretty simple
fashion accessory on the outside
cheap gook internals on the inside

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>>56766354
>>56766339
>burn

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>>56766235
but are they wood screws?

>>56766450
>but are they wood screws?
they are indeed wood screws, are you blind?

>>56766434
No, no.
The dual CPU quad core G5 was absolutely top of the line in every way, no expenses spared.
And yet the PPC Macs were slow compared to x86 alternatives in what Macs were supposed to be good at.
And the liquid cooling was shit. The entire product is so big, powerhungry, overenigneered, and it's just shit in the end.

>>56765240
it's supposed to go on your case, if you want to
on top of the cpu is the worst place, it will act as a thermal insulator (preventing heat from going from the cpu to the heatsink)

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>>56766450
yes

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>>56766441
memepad liek fire
memepad liek water
>>56766466
>>56766479
he's lucky
it will work if they're wood, I learned that on a vietnamese pottery forum

>>56764396
>tour UPS for a job
>and this is where it comes in
>200 lb bro throwing shit from truck onto conveyor belt
>think of every piece of electronic equipment i've ever ordered being treated like this

>>56766428
>tfw you will never hack a skyscraper display to play shemale gangbang videos

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>>56765240
I hope you are not serious.

>>56766121
Someone ripped out half of the ZIF socket mechanism and then shoved a CPU in there.

>>56766274
What was this, specifically?

>>56765653
bees leave me alone even when i walk around/through them in fields. i've never been bothered by a bee.

>>56766501
bit coin (or similar) mining farm

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>>56766512
this
wasps on the other hand are a different story

>>56766529
are those that profitable? to justify all that hardware cost?

>>56766022
But how

>>56766545

mmmmm, i can smell that from here.

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>>56766563
the question is not how but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56764414
Does anyone on /g/?

>>56766240
>>56766220
oh nice, makes sense now.
No, I just stopped being a turbo jew and started upgrading my ancient shit.

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>>56766599

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>>56766602
How the hell does a keyboard get moldy, especially THAT moldy?

>>56766641
porn

>>56764230

This has happened to me multiple times, no damage to CPUs/mobos ever.

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>>56766599

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>>56766669
ooo

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>>56766487
>>56766466
>>56766450

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>>56766683
get that softcore shit out of here

>>56765822
Classy shit right there. That computer really ties the room together.

>>56766487
Its a known fact that high end gaymen rigs need electrolytes.

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>>56766714
>that
>actually
>works
The card runs at 1x, but works fine.
I have done this to several cards to get them to fit into smaller PCIe slots.

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>>56766735
>I have done this to several cards to get them to fit into smaller PCIe slots.

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>>56766725
I prefer redbull or other energy drinks in my loops for speed increase

>>56766056
r8 my switch pls

>>56766630
>howtobasic humor

>>>/reddit/

>>56766666
Nice quints :D
/r/headphones brought me here! :P

>>56766555
i know a guy who invest 100grand+ for a shitload of 7970, he bought it at 2012 and he told me that cost wise, it mined enough to be profitable for a year, and the next year his power bill exceed what he got from mining

>>56766755
WTF is your problem?

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>>56766755
http://www.invisiblerobot.com/pcie_x1/

https://www.techpowerup.com/forums/threads/geforce-210-x16-to-x1-mod.110528/

https://forums.servethehome.com/index.php?threads/dual-nics-on-pcie-x1-slot-recommendation.471/

Would find more, but to lazy...

>>56766799
not enough dick in my ass

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>>56766723
>>56765822

No that is slav shit right there. I bet he has a rug on the wall too.

>>56766799
>>56766818
>replying to yourself, acting like you're me
heh

>>56765989
>modular psu
>wire organization is this bad
This has to be on purpose.

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>>56766848
>yea
no

>>56764230
This right here is why I never use industrial epoxy as thermal paste

>>56766735
Its generally better to cut the pcie slot.

>>56766809
have you thought about...idk, knocking off that 8th inch of plastic on the back of the slot instead of neutering the video card?

>>56765389
So much for zero force, you forceful motherfucker. I remember making a ps/2 mouse plug look like this back in the day, though. Sometimes you have to be retarded to learn.

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>>56766936
Agreed, but sometimes next to impossible do to slot placement on the board or other factors.

>the joy when manufacturers are starting to make open slots.

>>56766887
holy shit that newegg layout nostalgia hit me like a ton of bricks

>>56766925
Just rinse it off in the sink and hang it outside to dry, itll be fine.

>>56766984
Does it say "Stack Cock"?

>>56766984
Ive known about the cutting a pcie card to length for years. I just upgraded to a modern motherboard and got a good laugh when I saw that on the only pci 4x slot.

>>56767001
>>56766809
is there a good reason for doing this?

>>56767001
Cool, now put on the heatsink.

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>>56767002
watercooling might fix it

>>56766925

I'm pretty sure all IBM Deskstar HDDs from that era broke down sooner or later. They were actually called IBM "Deathstar" back in the day.

>>56767061
yes, that's the name of the picture in the post you replied to

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It was struck by lightning.

The top of a 2m antenna connected on the left of the device was shot into the air and travelled around 20m.

So I suspect that the lightning hit it from that Ethernet port (it was using PoE) and somehow travelled to the antenna to melt a part of it and shot the very top.

>>56767028
the real question is how the hell did someone solder all that shit?

>>56765832
>that bended motherboard

I wonder if I still can find the multimeter some retard attempted to use to measure voltage of plasma cutter.

>>56767096
with patience

>>56767028
prototyping?

>>56766872
erasing the (you) or disabling it doesn't prove shit

>>56767044
There is shit smeared on the platters. Cooling the pcb wont do shit.

>>56767087
>fcc sticker
Well it looks like it didnt accept harmful interference.

>>56766022
This is pure fucking evil.

>>56767001
That wire doesnt look isolated/ enamled

I doubt this works

>>56767546
looks enameld to me

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>>56767320
>doesn't prove shit

simply claiming it with NO evidence what so ever, doesn't prove shit

Good scientific method on this one.

>>56766758

what a clusterfuck.

>>56766571
>Courage

>>56768004
>>56767986
erect.exe

>>56768004
I appreciate the amount of effort that went into this and the over all neat work, but it ultimately still looks retarded.

>>56767986
>>56768004
how is this tech gore?

>>56767986
>>56768004
Why 3 different pumps?
CPU
GPUs
???

>>56766641
spilled gravy one too many times

>>56768099
cpu, gpu, motherboard vreg circuits

>>56766640
>>56766666
Is it possible for a computer to get this dirty without the user being a smoker?

>>56768219
yes, the machine could be deployed in a really shitty industrial setting for example

>>56766022
An an IT this just made me physically ill

>>56768321
this

>>56768321
>>56768330
Filthy casual here. What's so bad about that?

>>56768154
VRMs to over clock

>>56765860
W-what's your address?

>>56765860
Don't ignore me -_-

>>56768376
No way to find the fault without finding the point of error, which is probably hidden behind a wall somewhere..

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>>56766630
Waaah

>>56765860
Please respond

>>56768414
Im too spooped now :(

>>56767855
I mean crap man, that's like one clean chunk

>>56768894
it also really doesnt look like the inside of an xbox 360.
Theres only one heatsink in those things. The only other thing that second one could be is the disc drive, but those are at a right angle and that is clearly at about 60 degrees.

>>56768894
kek

>>56766563
The guy took off a ground panel and slashed them.

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>>56767863
at least it's a small clusterfuck.

>>56763035
>Smart Switch
He deserved it.

>>56766022

>terminate and put jacks in the ends
>connect with double ended RJ45 cord

It's expensive for each of those but it's a lot cheaper than reinstalling all of the cat5 or w/e that is

>>56769405
what the fuck is that

>>56769424
That looks like a managed switch to me. That lone RJ-45 port seems to be the dedicated control port, but the lack of a serial COM port is suspect.

>>56768466
>>56768376

A quality tester could tell you where the error was, that looks like it's in a hardpan ceiling so it's just a bitch for the low voltage technician to climb in there

>>56766419
Not going to lie, the thumbnail looked like some ancient city ruins in a desert to me.

>>56769485
Lets google some references see what happens.

>>56763965
I am ashamed to own an FX 8350 because this dumb ass.

>>56769546
Shouldn't your name be google, tripfag?

>>56765835
Jesus...

>>56769462
yeah but you're introducing alot of noise and network lag by doing such a passive fix and you're probably cutting the signal distance by 15% .

>>56769502
I got the feeling that judging from the thumbnail, you thought those were ruins right?; correct me if i'm wrong

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>>56766205
>that little tobasco bottle

>>56763965
Good thing they stopped putting the sticker on the processor and just made a slot in the blister pack for it.

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t

>>56766487
>AntecLanboy Air
REEEE

>>56769632
dat pure white toh

>>56766336
of course its a fatty

This muhfugga right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3Pte1xxdk

>>56769484
a server probably

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>>56766489
kill me

>>56766407
factory watercooling + years of neglect by normies = one dead G5.

>>56769876
Even still, that's pretty shit for a high end machine, I've seen those shitty little Corsair H thingies with really high TDP overclocked chips and last for years.

>>56765873

>>56769901
Its not apple though. They probably went with the cheapest chink option. IIRC its a real widespread issue with G5s. That and hipsters gutting them, dremeling out the back and putting in PC parts for a hackintosh.

>>56766205
>>56766254
>>56766250
I'll never forget that.

I have the thread screencapped on my thinkpad somewhere.

>>56765832
reminds me of a SAW movie

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>>56767018
>not stacking cock in your pc

It's like you don't know how to computer

>>56766887
>tech level high
>high

>don't install on a laptop

>>56763035
I remember seeing this years ago.
I could handle a computer full of bees but not wasps.

>>56766615
>REMEMBER ME EDDIE? When I killed your brother I Talked Just... LIKE... THIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!

>>56770104
Are those cocks? :o

>>56765864
>Ultra Durable

>>56770231
snails are hermafrodites, they both have both reproductive organs. so yes

>>56769502
why the fuck would you lie about something like that anyway, you sociopath

>>56769462
>>56769594
There is such a thing as a inline cat5 splice, hopefully the original installer left some slack in the runs.

>>56768466
The real bitch would be using a toner/amp to identify exactly which run goes where and make sure they get spliced together correctly.

>>56769462
how do you know what cable goes with what?

>>56767286
>prototyping?

Well it would be a shit prototype. The length of wires would need to be closely controlled so it would be impedance matched, see impedance matching if you want to know more. Otherwise the signal from the CPU to the bridge, ram, etc would be fucked and out of sync.

>>56770400
See my previous post >>56770386

You clip a device on one end that makes a distinct signal, and then you have a wand with a speaker that can pick up the signal.
Touch the wand to the cable to find out which cable you attached the toner to.

It's enough work for 2 or 3 cables, it would probably take at least 30-40 min depending on the setup for that mess, just to label the cables.

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>>56766666
oh shit! checked

>>56765389
I did this with an AMD CPU building my first computer...

>>56765822
this shit actually looks pretty good

>>56765684
>as long as you leave their computer alone..
Yep, theirs now.

>>56766129
A surge judging by the wires, probably lightning.

>>56762924
>They opened it instead of rejecting it
Literally why.

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>>56765389
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56769405
Thats not gore. Thats water-cooling done before watercooling became a comerical thing for PC's. This is water cooling before the norm,ies were given AIO's. Before radiators were made to fit standard fan sizes. Before pumps could be plugged into fan headers.

This is history.

I should really take some pictures of some of the shit i see at work, most of this thread is small time gore.

>>56770104
>wierdestboner.jpg
Ohhh, so THAT'S how the Moonlight Greatsword was made...

>>56763170
>comfy
>exciting
wew lad

>>56765946
what?

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>>56762924
>>56764396
>>56762969
>>56766372
Logistician here. This is what you assholes get for paying us peanuts.

>>56769705
>>56769484
And people come here for advice. Hahahaha

>>56772110
get a different job then if the pay is so low, faggot.

that's what i thought.

>>56765276
That's from Finland, I can tell it from the pixels

>>56772203
I'm in a comfortable enough position myself being a junior manager in a big modern warehouse, but we generally can't pay a living wage to those who do the more simple tasks. We're trained to distinguish logistical hurdles from human ones. This clearly isn't a logistical one, people simply don't think delivery should cost that much, or anything at all. I blame UPS.

If you want your packages to arrive on time and unharmed, get used to paying $20+ per package. If that's too much, move them yourself.

>>56763612

Probably Vic's IT guy, Optiplexes aren't marketed towards consumers; you can buy them but you have to go through Dell's small business channel.

>>56762924
And nothing of value was lost

>>56766336
Is that Joker?

>>56765653
Bees are sweet little things and as long as you aren't a fat cunt to they they won't hurt you. I've even picked them up on occasion and they've never stung me unless I fucked with them.

>>56763176
What a moron, he could have just put it back together and tried to cover the hole with something and he might have been able to pull off an RMA.

>>56765822
That's actually really cool.

The shipping industry is one of the few where most companies don't take responsibility for their fuckups.

They're so far behind in comparison to every other industry in the world.

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>>56766464
>Your move Mr jew man

>>56766666
So satisfying.

>>56763035
deadbee5

>>56763147
Ho Victor

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>>56766022
>>56766563

Prb a union worker taking revenge on a company that let non-meber lay down the cables.

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>>56767001
How?

>>56769405
Does anyone know the specs of this beast?

>>56773063
i like how the base megadrive on its own still has a built in headphone jack

>>56762969
I had an HPE server show up pretty much like that. Spoke to the delivery guy, he just shrugged and said I should log a complaint if I didn't like it, dropped it at my feet and walked off.

>>56773169
Didn't he have to accept a signature from you?

>>56773204

They never do. We get ~10 servers a month and he fucking leaves them on the footpath if we aren't there.

>>56765822
I bet you get third-degree burns from touching that thing. It must break 200 degrees C with that shit.

>>56768219
was probably from a mine.

>>56773246
You should file a complaint to the delivery company. They are legally required to have you sign, otherwise how can they comfirm you received the package?

>>56772110

What like use a different mail company? All the ones you can choose from are the same and even if you go to the store to pick it up the same mail companies would have been involved in getting it to the store.

>>56766250
>>56769995

What went on in that thread?

>>56762924
I feel good for him.

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>>56766372
>>56766177

As a buyfag these stories terrify me especially considering how much of a fucking pain it is to resolve issues with damaged goods.

>tfw have Start Bless You Sakura ordered and if that gets damaged during shipping I will go crazy

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>>56762924
AHAHAH It's from Jimm's PC Store, can't believe this is actually from Finland. I have never received anything close to that.

>>56763170
You need to be 18+ to post here.

>>56763080
>hes too poor to afford delivery

>>56773254
why?

>>56772972
I remember that thread.
'Murican unions are fucked up.

>>56773588
>They are legally required to have you sign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5w-qAZ2png

There are hundreds of Youtubes like this one.

>>56767863

but it's a working and quality clusterfuk

>>56766819
What?

>>56773852
See about 5 different couriers come and go at my work.
They all sort through their parcels by literally grabbing them and tossing them to the front till they find what they need.
Most of them are on contract, fixed rate per hour plus commission per parcel, no sick days, no annual, if they have a day off they have to PAY for a replacement runner (So they lose day + day and a half to cover runner, which is 2.5 days~ pay loss per day off).

As a customer receiving goods from truck or van, I NEVER sign off a parcel with damage, but I can understand their problem to a degree. It's like America and tipping. Disgusting.

>>56769405
Those memories.

>>56766796
>LE REDDIT xD
>:PPPPPPPP
Who let this faggot in?

>>56769705
>gaymen video card
>it's a server dude

more like a workstation you fatass

>>56773930
Just to add, it's not uncommon for a package to include about $5k worth of Tungsten globes or 200k worth of lighting consoles if it's a truck delivery. The local truck couriers are savage as fuck.
>Nah just put it on there
>Pallet and package teeters on two uneven OTHER CUSTOMER deliveries just to make it fit

I know as soon as they go from driveway to curb that the bump will knock everything over.

>>56765822
comfy pc, i want one

>>56766630
hahahahaha that's so FUCK YOU. get out.

>>56769876
>Factory watercooling
>Neglect
It's a closed loop.
I think there was either a recall on this piece of shit brand over that or it was incredibly common.
>Aluminium
>Copper
>"Anticorrosive coolant"

But really, any watercooling IS going to fail at some point. Galvanic will just speed it up.
All these faggots on /g/ running extortionately priced AIOs crack me up.

>>56768894
you know the rules, stream it

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>>56771939
I just clicked your post to open quick reply and forgot to erase the post I clicked to open quick reply

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>>56766205
>>56773721
Not the guy you asked, but here it is.

Enjoy

>>56767140
>that bent grammar

>>56774003
The only recall i can find is a power related one.

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>>56763062
>>56763084
>>56763147
WTF? My name is Victor Arias!

>>56774071
>sexo
sim por favor

>>56766056
Standard

>>56766177
Fick dich, und fick deine Kollegen

>>56766669
STAHP.
This picture makes me want to drain my loop and refill it already, but I only put it together in July.

>>56762969
>>56762924
I once ordered a Commodore 64, with floppy drive and PSU, shitloads of other stuff. It was all nicely packed, foam and stuff, but the box had been squeezed so hard the PSU and floppy had totally destroyed the breadbox case and board. It was an insured package, but I got only a 10€ refund because they just said because I bought it from another person and not a shop, they can't fixate the price and because they aren't sold anywhere anymore, we can't tell how much it is actually worth.

>>56766426
Looks like a slightly less retarded Johnny Ive

>>56774021
Apparently that guy had a wife & child who died in a car crash. He comes here, he's the one they call 'Sysanon'

>>56774241
>buying trash via post
garbage belong in the dump, good it was destroyed, autistic luddites

>>56774256
>sysanon
am i being rused

>>56766666
checked
>>56766599
>>56766640
PCs at my work are like that
running 24/7 for like 6 years
they have not been cleaned ever

you can't clean em inside cuz dust is a HUGE F.O.D issue in Aerospace

>>56774256
>Apparently that guy had a wife & child who died in a car crash. He comes here to whoring for attention and expect people to feel bad for him.

fixed for you

>>56774260
Nope, legit.

>>56774260

He's called sysadmin actually.

>>56763147
Better clean it up with some rubbing alcohol

That way the PC will have been smoking AND drinking!