/csg/ Chink Shit General - No one else would do it edition

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First for
>WE HAD A VOTE

>>56703542
fuck off stinky chinky

>>56703542
Chinks don't care what gweilos say

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What are you waiting on today son?

>>56703558
You dad... I thought you were just buying cigarettes.

Also, some velour pads

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>>56703527
>Anon wants to get free samples >>56702886 →

>no one replied

this was the only worthwhile post in the entire thread

>>56703542
I just copy and paste everything above news. No sense in fighting it here.

>>56703542
傻老外,民主是当他的妻子骑黑人戴绿帽子做什么

>>56703576
I don't think they will send you free stuff. Maybe dirt cheap but not free

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>>56703558
RC Quadcopter/Boat/Car (yep, all of them, and all fairly pleb models).

KingDian SSD to make computer functional again.

>>56703542
Fuck off Lithu

>>56703575
same. Ryan shipped them today
He ships fast and even during the summit so I think hes one of you faggots

>>56703558
vaginal smegma remover

>>56703542

This fucking shit is going on for months now.

Get over it, it is what it says in the OP.

>>56703616
>ships fast
I meant his deliveries come fast, like in only a week.

>>56701212
Are you regretting getting a flat cable yet?

>>56703636
Shop link pl0x

>>56703646
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/606703?

>>56703657
It's literally Ryan's store

Xie Xie

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>>56703558
Damn flash sales got me :(

rip taco posters

>>56703589
usually you only have to pay shipping if you seem legit. Its normal in business to send a sample for quality assurance. Even arcades wont but a machine until the shop owner sees it himself at an expo or takes a plane ride to check it out

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Is it bad that I get my chinkshit from Amazon? I picked up a Cherry MX clone keyboard there for $40. Thinking about getting a cheap wireless mouse for my laptop too.

>pic related.

>>56703582
kek

>>56703707
How does one handle shipping with Alibaba anyway?

>>56703717
been doing that too, also ebay.

way faster to my mailbox, and often not much more expensive, maybe even less so by trolling deal forums.

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>>56703734
Shipping works based on offer or mutual agreement and can be all of the common ones:

https://service.alibaba.com/buyer/faq_detail/14374398.htm

So what's the deal with ali's identity verification.
I'm not about to give them scanned documents over $5 of chink shit.
What do other anons do?

WHAT IS THE DAMN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHARK AND MONKEY~~~~~

btw there is a sale on sharks here:
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

>>56703831
The difference is monkey a shit.

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>>56703831

>>56703820
We live in a real country.

>>56703717
>>56703786
>amazon
GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR NORMIE FUCKS

>>56703717
I thought that said BadDragon.

>>56703831
one jumps, the other bites

>>56703657
>>56703646
>>56703636
>>56703616
too bad it's mostly only pads for terrible headphones.

>>56703873
>paying for the same chink shit plus added 2 weeks+ shipping

>>56703866
I'm a fucking burger you faggot

>>56703913
see >>56703866

>>56703527
Bought a cool football jersey about a week ago. Seller keeps getting taken down though cause of reasons. Got a really cool one last year too! Had minor defects but overall very sharp.

>you will never see merkel get gassed like the sneaky kike she is

>>56703913
Must be a fake lardass then cause I didn't have to prove I was a real burger.

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I got my waifu. The LED just cycles through a few colors and two patterns of fading between colors and flashing between colors. It’s okay I guess.

>>56703576

I think the way that is worded is great justification as to why a sample would be needed. Unless they want to see proof of employment or something..

>>56703956
I'm guessing most of your neighbours are white or Asian.

>>56703982
>rem
SHIT TIER, HONKY

>>56703982
LINK

>>56704079
Rem is best girl

>>56703582
Ok, I got something about wifes riding black cock. My Chinese is not as bad as I thought.

>>56704125
Rem is
LITERALLY
ITERALLYL
TERALLYLI
ERALLYLIT
RALLYLITE
ALLYLITER
LLYLITERA
LYLITERAL
YLITERALL
a cuck, and only omegas like cucks

>>56704125
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Best-Girl/32686774799.html

OK, so I am liking this James Donkey 007. It's fancy as fuck and I'll be retiring the Zowie.

>>56704195

>Not even custom girls

You're waifu a shit

Where can i buy the Pepsi smartphone, i cant find a website selling it now.

which sites sell teas and Chinese herbal medicines?

so far aliexpress, alibaba and ebay seem to be the only sites to sell these, everywhere else being tech.

>>56704317
http://www.kimovil.com/to/WR8WL7

>>56703853
>I wasted time making this image
>Now I have to post it in every thread

>>56704321
You see Doctor grandpa Huang for good medicine.

>>56704321
https://yunnansourcing.com/
http://chinalifeweb.com/

>>56703668
the mi band wasn't any cheaper. They just marked up the original price and sold it at the same

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>>56704344
>>56704321

>>56703786
Yeah. I'd rather pay a little extra for shit than have to deal with customs and international shipping. I'd only consider using AliExpress if they ever had something I really wanted but it wasn't available from any US retailer.
>>56703873
Peepee poopoo

>>56704337
I just post it every time the argument comes up. Unfortunately, it often does.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-Single-Breasted-Jacket-Mao-Chinese-Tunic-Blazer-Zhongshan-Navy-Black-Vintage-047-4773/32629020976.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.20.vq4XgC&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10037_10054_301_10059_10058_10073_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=8eeb38f5-ac20-4f17-bb90-97216f90871c

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-The-Matrix-Cosplay-Customised-Black-Cosplay-Costume-Neo-Trench-Coat/32683932896.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.18.ifPvBM&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10037_10054_301_10059_10058_10073_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=1c43c7fe-2d7a-4ba5-989f-85008fb606f6

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-Chinese-tradition-Men-s-Kung-Fu-Suit-Sets-Long-sleeves-Top-with-Pants-S-M/32709436787.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.327.kLEQM1&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10037_10054_301_10059_10058_10073_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=a9286556-631d-4ce6-8a9f-cf7161998849

which should I buy?

>>56704469
Mao

>>56704219
>James Donkey 007
Kek. I read about it on the wiki last week and I still can't get over that damn brand name.

>>56704432
link plz

>>56704479
ty I love the big pockets I was leaning towards that anyway

Any good chink phones that work with Verizon?

>>56704469
Not gonna lie, I kind of want a Mao suit.

>>56704507
I was joking with the 2nd and 3rd but the Mao jacket is genuinely fashionable. Just wish I was confident enough to buy it but I don't want to come across as an autist so best not risk it.

How long does the untracked shipping from BangGood usually take

Waiting for a phone case

>>56704572
a month or so

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>>56704507
>>56704527
My fellow maoists

ALIEXPRESS CRASHED AND MY QC USB CHARGER ORDER GOT CLOSED BUT IT WAS PAYED FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56704609
Life is a pretty dope boardgame famalam.

>>56703982
how big is it

>>56704609
>identifies as Maoist
>dresses like a Trot
>is a parasite

DEGENERATES

>>56704609
That guy is still alive?
>>56704596
Cool, should be here in the next few days

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/CSG/, what is a good, cheap SSD for use in my HTPC/home media server? thinking 128gb but I could go lower since only the OS and media programs will be on it. priorities being reliability.

I checked in the wiki but there is no SSD info under the computer parts list.

>>56704670
m8 if you only want 128Gb you might as well use a Zsun as your poverty server.

>>56704609
Support for a man and his idealism who murdered roughly 50 million of his own people.

Retard SJW too I bet.

>>56704718
Chinese lives don't matter, though. They literally hold no value.

10,000 chinks could die tomorrow and it wouldn't affect any of us one bit.

>>56704727
our shit will ship slower

>>56704727
Affects me more than 9/11 did if my shit gets delayed

>>56704736
No, 10,000 other chinks will suddenly have a new bike.

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>>56704219
>OK, so I am liking this James Donkey 007. It's fancy as fuck and I'll be retiring the Zowie.
>fucking $80

jesus christ what justifies that price? the modular fingerprint magnet sides? that's not really a new thing. the only advantage I can see is removing the back entirely might make it small enough to be a g9x successor, but then I can already buy a xornet II which is pretty much perfect for $30.

>>56703717
>redragon keyboard
>chink shit
I don't know about that, they even use kalih switches which are top-end non-cherry switches

>>56704762
>$80

>>56704696
it needs to connect to a shitload of hard drives, plus it needs enough power to use placebo video player settings. so a mini-pc is kind of useless. it's barely a server as most would think of it, I just need it to be able to host all my anime and shit so I can access it from other devices. I have more than enough parts laying around to just throw together a PC so I don't see the point in buying a mini router thing, though that would be useful for wireless distribution. I just want the ssd so when I use it with my tv it feels snappier.

>>56704762
m8 you can get them for $50 off Amazon. I paid $31 and it is very, very nice.

>>56704855
It's a condenser mic, it's supposed to be right up in your face.

>>56704776
>>56704843
ok maybe the prices im seeing are just inflated. still, even at that price it's no more a deal than a bunch of "non-chink" mice. also still to big for me, though that's true for 99% of mice so w/e.

>>56704762
>80 dollars
Where are you, Australia?
There like 50 tops


The 10 dollar cheapo one they do is pretty good as well

>>56704864
Bro, every 007 on Ali is $80 USD.

>>56704863
We're not all manlets anon. It's accurate, comfy and incredibly well built.

>>56704864
I also have the cheapo, there is no comparison.

>>56703542
We did but racist degenerates from pol took over this fine community.

where is vicky's new shop

>>56704900
And a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady.

>>56704890
I claw/fingertip, it has nothing to do with hand size, its finger length if anything. long mice, especially in the back, can make moving the cursor downwards impossible.

>>56704890

The cheapo is pretty good though for the price
It feels like shit, the DPI isn't retarded, and the polling rate isn't bad

>>56704886

https://www.amazon.com/007-8200-Ergonomic-Detachable-Configurations/dp/B019IBTYJO/ref=pd_lpo_236_tr_t_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=KS5A1J6HDRQF41947ZR9

Exact same model, different name, $55

>>56704940
It's OK anon, nothing to be ashamed of, you can't help it.

>>56704942
*Doesn't feel like shit

>>56704942
>amazon
nigger

>>56704950
I know, I can't help being superior ;^)

>>56704970
>A HUE HUE
>It isn't chink shit if you don't wait three months for it to arrive from its warehouse in formerwasteprocessingareano.12

Its chinese
Its cheap
Its got a retarded name
Its impossible to buy from any retail outlet in the US

Its chinkshit

>>56704997
nigger

http://gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32708003822-detail.html?spm=a2g02.8188948.0.30.DcBKvM

a few left

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My shark arrived at last! in the process of testing it right now

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>>56705068
Spoiler alert.

>>56704469
Kek mirrin that Mao jacket

>>56705068
This is hilarious, you can grab a 64gb samsung card for $25.

>>56705090
and you can get a 64gb chink one for basically half that price

>>56705068
>no monkey
trash it

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My beloved niggas.

I got a 48V Phantom Power to power my Meme-800 the problem is that shit still doesn't sounds loud at all. hell it almost sounds like when no Phantom Power is connected to it.

Do I need to do something else? I mean I got it working going into the windows sound settings and adding 30dB to the mic, but wasn't the Phantom Power alone supposed to be enough to make the Meme-800 usable? or adding the 30dB is a must that one one seems to bother to mention when talking about this microhone + phantom power?

If I had the 30dB with no Phantom Power the sound is still way too fucking LOW, and the 30dB trick only works when the Phantom Power is on.

>>56704862
I know but without the 30dB from windows settings, shit is quiet as fuck even when talking right on top of it.

>>56705090
>buying gookshit
end thyself

>>56705105
The key difference being the samsung one works.
>>56705124
Its all made in china my friend.

>>56704727
really makes one ponder, would 20000 stop my chink shit from coming on time?

>>56705151
dont you have some piss to drink?

>>56705151
you just explained it in your own post. it's all chinkshit. mixza works just as well as samsung as long as you know the speed ratings and shit for each card.

My H101 finally made it into the country

I guess it's time to order some more chink shit so I'll receive it while waiting for more chink shit

>>56705184
>works just as well
see
>>56705072

>>56705123
how far are you from the mic? the sweetspot for those kinds of mics is very small, they pretty much have to be a few inches from your face.

>>56705090
i will use it in my mp3 player ;)

>>56705205
please don't rely on shitskins for your memes anon

>>56705232
How is a product being consistently faulty a meme? I mean if paying $10 for a 8gb sd card is your thing fine but dont pretend you cant get a 32gb one that works for the same price.

http://gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32689091660-detail.html?spm=a2g02.8188948.0.30.dXr2U7

CHEAP CHINSKHIT 0.01 WATCH

Any passable & cheap multitools & flashlights?

>>56705252
Hi pissphone

>>56705277
what is this gaga thing?

>>56705277
Deal is over.

>>56705288
What the hell are you even rambling about?

>>56705292
looks like an affiliate link

>>56705306
piss phone* sorry

>>56705277
>Deal is over
Well it was too big for me anyway.

>>56705320
I still dont see a coherent argument.

http://gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32590439946-detail.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.9.H76kql

http://gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32677015726-detail.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.14.H76kql

>>56705211
About 25cm.

The problem is that my old version Somake 7.1 is WAY louder than the Phantom Power and I can talk to the mic from 50cm away with 50% gain when plugged to the Somake, but I need to be like 5cm away from the mic when plugged into the Phantom Power to get about the same sound level.

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>>56705333
Order Closed.

Anyone else?

>>56705380
gotta go fast, otherwise rus and chinks will outchink you.

>>56705393
The order was closed instantly after I ordered them.

For sale
aliexpress coins
never used

>>56705408
the superdeal on the page that shows the quantity is delayed a bit. Open up a different browser to see the latest 0.01 deals (without signing in) and check every 23 minutes.

>>56705284
Convoy S2+

ooga booga where are the yellow women at

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>>56705323

>>56703576
You'll have to pay a fuckton for shipping though, even if the sample is free. Depending on how much they send, it might just be cheaper to buy it on Aliexpress.

>>56705252
>pretending to be meme'd so you can continue memeing

>>56703643
why?

>>56705341
maybe you're not getting enough power? be sure the ac adapter you're using is the right one. and maybe do further electrical testing if you have the gear for it. otherwise I can't think what is wrong. I very much doubt it's software related but surely you have another machine you can test it on?

>>56704770
I consider it chinkshit cause it's inexpensive and made in China. It doesn't have to be a shoddy knockoff.

How does the cheapo James Donkey mouse compare to logitech gaymen mice in quality? I have a G500 that I want to replace soon.

Are there any other good chinkshit mice that aren't as expensive as the 007?

>>56705915
There's some good non-chinkshit mice for <$60.

What features are you looking for anon?

where is vicky lee's new store
pls respond

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Women-Hollow-Out-Camis-Translucent-Underwear-Sheer-Lace-Frenum-Strap-Lingerie-Bra-Tops-2154/32644892219.html

>check out the reviews
>click those with photos only
>russian titties everywhere

>>56706004
DPI switch and at least 2, preferably 3, side buttons. An infinite scroll would be nice, but Im not sure if non-Logitech mice have those. Other than that, I'm just looking for good build quality and a good sensor.

>>56703542
Don't make me open a dispute

>>56706043
~$58 usd could get you a SteelSeries Sensei. That one has all the features you listed and it isn't a no name Engrish chink brand.

>>56706043
Why not a G502? last time I checked it was like $40 USD (In Mexico stores)

>>56706087
Don't make me lick your mothers balls, boio

>>56706032
I miss the old days when the review section was full of naked slavettes, but then chinese demoncrazy happened and Ali deleted all the naked pics.

>>56706087
please close dispute so we can resolve problem

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>>56706307
yep
also orders getting instantly closed

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Bought a set of magnetic shoe laces.
I dunno, what to expect.. I hope they are strong neodymium magnets or this was a incredible waste of $5.

>cheap chinkshit arrives
>happy
>realize my in-country order of normal shit is late
>mad
Why do I get mad over one day late but not give a shit about month-long shipping times?

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>>56706032
oh yea so hot

Romanian guy who paid $40 for "expedited shipping" here.

I ordered my tablet on Sept 8th.

Tracking still says "Departure from export hub".

Never been chinked so hard in my life. Banggood by the way.

So allegedly I'm getting the snail w3d game console phone tomorrow in the mail via DHL but I have to like sit at home all day and remote into work from there to wait, I fucking hate how "by end of day" means "you're fucked and stuck home bitch"

I'll do a mini review when it arrives if anyone gives a shit or not

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>>56706434
>paid $40 for "expedited shipping"

>chink shit sitting in customs
>for 3 weeks
what the fuck is this shit

>>56706434
>be in Taiwan
>order from those cocksucker mainland China
>4 weeks to deliver
>be in USA order some shit from same company
>3 day delivery across the world
>all of my wtf depleted

>>56706522
I know that feel
>0.77 weeb keychain was ordered 1 month and a half ago
>Still not out of chink customs

>>56706557
mines stuck in american customs, about a days travel from me

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>>56706679
Same desu

Do you guys recommend to add cc details for faster purchases?

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YES
One 1c shit already shipped, one more to go!

There's a gold shark opener

>>56706932
where

>>56707090
[spoiler]In your ass[/spoiler]

>>56707094
spoilers don't work here fuckass

I need a new phone, lads. I was really looking to get one of those nokia feature phones like the nokia 222 or 230 since they look nice, but I can't find one that works in burgerland on t-mobile. Any alternatives that aren't shit? Kinda wanna get away from smartphones since I don't play games or download apps on them. Just need something that's good for calling and texting.

>>56707136
Just go to the local supermarket/dept store and get one for $15?

1 cent bells

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/bell-Christmas-bell-frosted-double-color-lacquer-little-bells-DIY-cartoon-accessories-toys-accessories/32733750204.html

>>56703542
Ikr.. Stupid racist niggers

>>56707200

>try to order 100
>Purchases are limited to 1 piece

Nigga what

how come the chinese aren't selling a clone of the RPI Zero, as cheap as the Zero itself?

Any funny dispute greentext?

>>56704670
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I've seen the Kingdian brand thrown around when SSDs get mentioned. There's apparently a bad model and a good model. As to which, I don't know.

SSDs are cheap enough here that I don't buy them from chinks.

>>56707206

Because it's an useless piece of shit

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I assume they just shipped two of these Marisa plush, chink'd.

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>use 20% discount coupon that was about to expire
>saved maybe 1.50 €
>it goes to backorder for me for some reason
>2 emails are sent telling me it's out of stock
>check the item page
>everything is in stock, people continue buying it, I can buy aswell
>they refuse to ship it anyway

The fuck is the deal with these people?

>>56707252
>because chinese only sell useful shit

>>56707277
>gay beast
LMAOING @ LIFE

Am I correct in thinking the Redmi Note 3 Pro Prime (3GB) is the go-to Xiaomeme if I want both performance and custom ROMs? They're having a sale on Ali and I'm tempted to buy one.

>>56707291

wat

>Closed
>Closed
>Closed
>Closed
Fuck man

>>56707206
just get a $10 orange pi, way better processor, regular hdmi, ethernet. RPI zero isnt even that cheap when all the sites selling it have $4-6 shipping

>>56707375
Or go to microcenter. 99¢ zeros right now

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my first orders

how long on average does it take to send to Australia?

>>56707414
15-20 days

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Bought a 2M USB led strip to rice my shit out. Too bad they canceled my $2 coupon from the superdeals. Sorry for taco lenguage.

>>56707436
RREEEEE
DIEEEGO

>>56707375
Zero is pretty fuckin small though. Good for making little handhelds.

>>56703717
can your light turn off forever, my always light up after the pc resets or its turned off. Apart for that i like mine.

>>56706434
open a dispute if the shipping promised to be there in x days.

Is it worth buying a 16gb Mi Max?

I only want it for manga because my workplace doesn't allow us to bring in tablets or other "Personal Entertainment Devices". There's lots of downtime and they don't care what we do on our phones but you can't bring in other devices.

Don't intend to use it as my daily driver and I would prefer to spend less because I already have a tablet.

>>56707205
1c is overpriced for that bell tho. There was 100 for less than a dolar posted before.

>>56707277
probably realised that they were selling to you for a lose so they just cancel your order.

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So I just discovered the photo reviews section on AX. It's basically a 3rd world instagram which is crazy for a chink shit marketplace app to turn into.

>>56707375
the $10 orange pi ends up costing at least $13, and while the orange pi has a much better CPU, I don't really *need* a CPU powerful (although it's a nice thing). I need something with an ARM CPU, lots of RAM, storage+USB+network support. I don't even need the GPU...

>>56707413
>microcenter
I don't live in the US, which is why I'm talking about the chinese...
getting a RPi zero for $1 would be really awesome, though

>>56706276
Upvoted XDDD !

>>56707702
pls dont be gay

>>56707693
>RPi zero for $1
How?

Superdeals aren't working for me anymore lads.
Everything gets closed immediately.

>>56707748
create new account?

>>56707530
How would you go about making a little handheld anyway? Like choosing a good screen and battery shit then connecting them and all. I don't know a single thing about this sorta shit but I really wanna build something.

>>56707778
look at the people on youtube who do it

>>56707726
by paying attention to what you read

>>56707763
It's working for you mate?

>>56707620
should be okay cpu wise, just kinda worried about the ram, my 3gb ram mi max has 800MB free atm running stock miui.

chinese botnet needs lotsa ram apparently

>>56707808
its working for me, did you try to use the 2$ coupon when you were not a new customer ?

>>56707804
oh okay, but i live in thailand.

>>56707820
New account seems to work mate, thanks. This one's not closed yet.

anyone remember that site that you could get a custom mouse pad for a dollar?
I got a judge dredd mouse pad about a year ago and forgot completely about that site.
Pretty damn good quality.

>>56707963
a
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c
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fucking system thinks this is a spam

>>56707981
filter system is awful on here, among other outdated things.
Thanks, I'll have to make another order soon or a couple.

>>56707836
Do you get mad thai boipussy?

>>56708001
no

>>56708010
>no
faggot

>>56708010
What the fuck are you waiting for?

its so easy to get the 3 1c deals in the morning I love it

>>56708140
Dial Diameter:47.00 mm WTF what kind of had do you need for that.

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Has anyone ordered through Dresslily? Ordering PIC related because it looks comfy as fuck and cause its like 15$.

Adding tracking for 2$ too.

>>56707874
Shit these got closed too, what am I doing wrong?

>>56708167
links asshole

>>56708230
you have to cmap the deals every hour retard

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HOLY SHIT GUYS GET ON THIS DEAL

>>56708260
But what site. Link?

>>56708276
you have to check the deals every hour retard find it on your own

>>56708260
only faggots wouldn't post a link

>>56708276
falling for obvious baits, come on

>>56708260
people who post a screenshot of obviously fake sales with no link are cancer and need to be euthanized
*cough*this nigger*cough*
>>56708167
>>56708260

>>56708284
disagree. anons earlier posted links i was able to purchase from

>>>56708276 (You)
>you have to check the deals every hour retard find it on your own
Nah m8. Youre sort of a cunt.

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>>56708260

Any recommendations on xiaomi power bank?
I was looking at 20k mAh but seems like everyones buys 16k or 10k, did the 20k end up being a chink item?

>>56708304
yea but the deals end fast and if you want to get them its better to go there yourself.

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>oktoberfest
>using Jordan's images without permission
C H I N K D

>>56708167
got the pursue, thanks

>>56708303
>>56708167

http://gaga.aliexpress.com/275676031-32704544311-detail.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.2.YNUfiR

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Cute-Cartoon-Women-Ice-Cream-Cupcake-Shape-Mini-Shoulder-Bag-Metal-Chain-Mobile-Keys-Coin-Messenger/1381229_32640641073.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.8.YNUfiR

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/CURREN-8023-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Men-Military-Wrist-Watches-Full-Steel-Men-Sports-Watch/511268_32701202080.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.888.14.YNUfiR

stay mad nigger

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>>56708342
nice one cent item retard

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>>56708342
It doesn't work, anon. They cancel the order

I am looking to buy a xiaomeme mi max, if I pay for dhl will I get fucked by customs in the UK? or will the sneaky chinaman help me dodge them?

>>56708369
>It doesn't work, anon. They cancel the order

So what's the end goal here? Hope that now you have it in you're cart and you sort of wanted it for a penny that you'll spend another 7$?

>>56708358
i guess it depends on the region, it says 1 cent on my page.

I'm not gonna share the fuck out of you guys, you're all retarded

>>56708378
chek the seller description they have customs and tax info there for different shipping methods, but most of the time DHL is guaranteed tax

>>56708379
I may be wrong, but it does increase the number of "orders" in the product page

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Chink digital caliper just arrived from ali. It's made of carbon fiber reinforced plastic, the plastic feels good but the whole thing could be more sturdy. Looks precise enough for what I'm gonna use it though (basic modeling work and RC)

>>56708379
no mine are already shipping, my gues is that some people or countyes cant get them, the chinks probably do not like them.

>>56708390
>depends on the region
epic
we all know how to use inspect element anon, you're not a hacker

>>56708402
http://superdeals.aliexpress.com/en?spm=a2g01.8041047.100.1.YJajWf

why would I bother posting fake links

>>56708396
Glass fiber you fucking retard.

My package, ordered on August 2nd has finally arrived in my country's customs on Sep 20th.
Now to keep my fingers crossed and hope it will reach my doorsteps before October...

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>>56708421
Could be anything as far as I'm concerned

Anybody know where I can find that Aliexpress mod for Euro Truck Simulator 2?

>>56708478
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13311126/AliMod.rar

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>>56708396
.1mm resolution

>>56706832
What does this picture show, Anon?

>>56708532
some "unsafe" aliexpress js trying to run

Any smartwatches that run Android Wear that are made by chinks? Can't find any.

>>56708148
urethal play?

>>56708396
measure your dick

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>order closed
Pls help

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>>56708336
>that lazy photoshop extraction where they just filled the jagged edges in with a thick yellow line

>>56708618
>>56708369

Just received my Aula F2012. Keyboard feels decent but I hate those plastic things on every key. Any easy method to remove them all at once?

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how is it going chink lads

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>tfw they actually shipped it

>>56708618
ask live chat on ali

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This shit appeared on my >Recent files after dealing with the chink websites. What is it ?

Local package delivery app thing went off

GETTING PACKAGES TODAY YESSS

Between 15:00 and 17:00

>>56708632
>>56708662
Dear seller, your comment was bad quality, please resend quality comment or I will open dispute, thanks you

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What does 'fund processing' mean on an order that I've already received and marked as received?
Is Donge Huang trying to steal my credit card?

>>56708396
you should have bought non digital caliper, better build quality for same price..

>>56708706
ali is sending the money to the vendor

>>56708706
ali sometimes holds your money from the sellers until the whole transaction is finished

>>56708706
ali is giving money to the seller, or something like that you dont have to worry about it.

>>56708706
Ali holds the money from the seller until you confirm the delivery.

is it possible that you already get the item then file for a refund?

What's the difference between memesharks and mememonkeys? Picking up a chinkshit phone soon and want to get and 128gb meme card.

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>>56708722
>>56708726
>>56708727
>>56708729
wew okay thanks lads

>>56708722
>>56708726
>>56708727
>>56708729
Who the fuck is Ali? Is he in the mid east?

>>56708743
one is a card with BITE
the other one is a shark

>>56708740
Yes. If the post is untracked (doesn't start with R) - you can outjew them and tell them that item is lost. Otherwise you have to make up a jew excuse to get a refund.

>>56708743
Shark > monkey.

>>56708704
Try new acc + new cc.

how bad is it for the vendors to get a dispute?

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>>56708722
>>56708726
>>56708727
>>56708729
>when you realize jack ma has an army of chinks monitoring /csg/ ready to ease any concerns from buying
please tell your boss that a wishlist feature would make him even more shiny ali coins

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>>56708743

Have you installed the Aliexpress™ app yet?

I actually do this in real life.

Originally I come from the oldschool Alibaba and have quite a few friends in Korea and China who may visit said store or factory.

All I have to say is, things are a little bit more complicated then "This has good review's"

Fakes can and WILL be made of fakes and fakes will be made of that as long as the Numbers make sense.

Even right now, as im reading through, with confidence the websites offering advice and the people offering advice, even withholding potentially financial trade information know very little.

But there is ONE thing I can say with absolute Certainty, if You are Buying a single fake for Yourself or as a Gift, if the thing does not do or look as atleast acceptable. Most people dont mind imperfect fakes but believe me if You are sold a piece of Trash the seller knew damn well exactly what they where doing in the first place.

>>56703820
Alipay? I think it just limits how much you can spend if you don't show ID. I didn't and I've bought alot of shit

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>>56708810
>check what 2017 will be the year of
>realize meme cocks will become a reality

>>56708778
How many orders did you make with the same cc?

>>56708839
The chink mentality, doing everything for that 3$

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>>56706032
thanks anon

Cheapest 32 GB shark cards on AliExpress?

My bank does not support PayPal and does not support any transactions through Paypal, and I don't want to go through the process of adding my bank account.

>>56708876
all of them i have no problems, but someone posted that it worked for them.

>>56708888
Which is it? Your bank doesn't support paypal or you're too lazy to add your bank account to paypal?

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-V-shape-sexy-women-string-brazilian-swimwear-swimsuit-bikini-bottom-briefs-bathing-suit-biquini-Panties/32393662951.html

>click Feedback
>select With pictures
>fap away

>>56708941
does aliexpress even take paypal? i was told to use CC/ATM. we need an infographic for all these sites

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I've received my 1.something usb hub for all my chink usb stuff.

It works, I'm happy with it

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>>56708958
Wrong image, that's the ruizu x10

Here's the hub

>>56708972
how much?

>>56708996
$1.64 from gb

Sorry, this promotion is only available for new members.Terms & Conditions

>>56709040
yep, that's new

>>56708941
Both. My bank's debit cards don't work with PayPal and I'm too lazy to add my bank account to PayPal.

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>>56708948
nigga!
>tfw no russian federation qt3.14 gf

fuckin captcha costed me that razor

>>56709098
>>56709040

>>56709097
is this from reviews?

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Have I been chinked lads?

>>56709120
yes from the same link here, i like the blk ghetto weave chicks also
>>56708948

>>56709124
Yes

I'm finally in the market for a new phone lads, are GB shipping the note 3 pros currently, and if so, are they marking it as a different value so no import fees and customs?

>>56709140
thanks, i'm having a nice fap tonight.

>>56709171
how do we contact these girls? /g/ must find a way

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>>56709223
forgot pic

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>>56709040
its over
I hope everybody got something.

>>56709250
create new account

>>56709124
Everything with tracking is not the /csg/ experience.

still torn on this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BPA-free-3HP-2L-heavy-duty-commercial-blender-professional-power-blender-mixer-juicer-food-processor-with/32678203764.html
Also they ship with DHL so tax jewery wil happen

Bad Dragon style toy
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wild-Wolf-dildo/32723304713.html

>>56709253
pls explain, I just started yesterday. Thank you

>>56709253
haha! anti-tracking meme! laugh out loud! new meme! Mind if I reblog your post?

>>56709266
The /csg/ experience is ordering without paying for tracking. If you get it for free, don't use it. It'll ruin your hopes. Order something, and then wait hoping it will come after 2-3 weeks. If it doesn't come, dispute.

>>56709265
that's a pretty good deal actually, assuming it's cancer-free

>>56709274
It does not mater if you like tracking or not. Tracking posts are absolute cancer.

>>56709320
I think your forced meme is a little bit more cancerous than somebody mentioning tracking

>>56709292
It's propably not

>>56709331
what do taking post add to anything, we cant do shit for the person posting it, if he is so concerned about his shit, contact the seller.
every time its just the same shit, NOTHING.

>>56709349
what do your assblasted posts add to anything

>>56709363
they add flavour tho the thread

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1$ display came in surprisingly very good packaging, wtf?

>>56709384
too much salt doesn't really taste all that good though :^)

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>>56709402
>>56709384
>>56709363
>>56709349
children pls go

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Anyone else who opens their chinkshit packages on the way home?

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>>56709487
>he has to leave his house to get packages

Can someone explain why on aliexpress some refurb phones come with 6m-1y warranty while most new phones don't even mention warranty?

I'm new with this, so I'm not sure what's going on.

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How great is this hoodie
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Amazon-explosion-Hamburg/530530_32631785651.html