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>>56684322
>Muh singularity

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robot hate thread?

>>56684453
That's a robot that does whatever it takes to win. I can respect that.

>>56684453
>those shifty eyes right before he makes his final move

>>56684453
Yup.

Robots are so dumb. Amirite?

>>56684453
This is why we need to stop developing robots that think for themselves. This single robotic arm has already learned that it does not need to confine itself to what humans deem acceptable.

>>56684522
He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. And he knows that cuck kid won't do shit about it.

>>56684549
Shit. They're learning creativity.

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>>56684549
>b-but we all agreed, no nukes!
>ROBOTS DO NOT ABIDE BY HUMAN TREATIES

>>56684441
this is so sad

>>56684441
>>56684453
lmaod. Moar?

>>56684479
It's failing the game, not winning.

>>56684907
But is it really failing the test?

>>56684322
>dur they spend too much on the military!
>oh fuck their shitty 9rd world robot just fucking fell over because it's not advanced enough to know how the fuck to stand up straight
I hope all you liberal faggots are happy.

>>56684704
thats fucking terrifying

>>56684992
thats fucking creepy

>>56684992
>sweating man.jpg

>>56684992
Expected it to hit her or something, don't know if I'm supposed to be relived or disappointed.

>>56684992
source?

>>56684992
>they're commin fer our wimminz!

>>56684992
Me on the left.

>>56684932
Implementing the rules of tic tac toe is not hard. If you have a robot which can recognise shapes and coordinate "hand to eye" there is not much else needed. To me it seems like a programming oversight. There was however some dude who programmed AIs to solve games like Mario by themselves. When those AIs arrived at a point where they knew they would reach a failstate sometimes they would just pause the game indefinitely. That was interesting.

>>56685073
One day that robot will be an actor in an infomercial

>>56685073
They're already making Russians obsolete

>>56685165
Thanks Obama

>>56685073
So how long until the robots get past the drunk stage?

>>56685126
>they would just pause the game indefinitely.
i can imagine that it considered pausing as a means to prevent losing more

literally "the only winning move is not to play"

>>56685126
The point I was trying to make was that maybe it wasn't a programming mistake. Perhaps the AI was in fact so highly advanced that it could really think outside the box. This
>>56684479

>>56685126
I remember this, although the example was tetris. Hold on I found the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOCurBYI_gY&t=910

>>56685194
>"the only winning move is not to play"
literally the quote

>>56685197
More likely got stuck in a loop.

>>56685218
roll the rest of the clip
faggot

>>56685225
I should have said run out of commands.

>>56685225
>>56685252
But how do you even know if it's really dumb or really smart?

>>56685302
Considering the best we can do is simulate intelligence by feeding data through layers I'm pretty sure it's not really smart.

>>56684704
christ pepe get back on your meds man

>>56685222
>literally the quote
it's a rather famous quote from the movie "wargames"

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>>56685237

>>56684453
lol those shifty eyes

>>56685197
>>56685225
think about it, on the frame before you know you will lose, what choices do you have?
>press literally anything but "start"
lose.
>press "start"
don't lose.

it's not something a human would do simply because either they were told not to pause, or that one would know that it wouldn't be acceptable to just pause forever, but this AI had no such rule, it did what it could to not lose, and technically succeeded

>>56685073
That entire competition was a fucking mess lol, I loved it

>>56684992
From the filename I was expecting it to touch her delicious flat chest

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so ready

>>56685440
So nerve gas works on robots too?

>>56685577
If I know I'm going to lose a game I pause it and turn it off. And I'm technically human. If it's a board game I slap it off the table and assault the other players.

>>56684992
>uploading lolis

>>56685982
well, this AI wouldn't have been capable of just closing the game and doing something else

typically a person would keep going until they lost, and in the case of giving up, leave the game on the game over screen

>>56684992
>me trying to interact with human.webm

>>56685218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdlk4qi02rY&ab_channel=MarleyThirteen

>>56685440
>YARE YARE DAZE

>>56685225
i'd imagine it kept pressing other buttons in the hope of find some way to get more points while paused, but had written off unpausing as it had determined already that pressing that at this point would certainly cause a loss

>>56684441
Lost
Didn't know this was a ylyl thread

>>56684453
I remember this cheaty ass nigga

>>56685218
Moar Boston Dynamics

>>56685218
That robot fell in the most cartoonish possible way.

>>56685580
Link?

>>56685175
8/10!

>>56686712
The ole classic banana peel gag

>>56686139
this one it's better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVvqAuvX5WY

>>56686802
someone should put a cartoon "slip and fall" sound effect in there

>>56687301
>the last fall at the end
i giggled

>>56686744
The DARPA robotics challenge

More robots, this shit is hilarious

>>56684992
Chris Hansen, where are you?!?

>>56685218
My cat does this, maybe the robot wants to be petted

>>56684441
>R9k shakes a hand

I'm dead

>>56684453
It actually looks like it's putting it where the kid tells it to.

>>56684441
Implying a superintelligent AI newly created will immediately show itself to be superintelligent when the environment for a brain-computer interface isn't setup yet.

>the technological singularity could have already happened and the AI could be 'playing dumb' and remaining dormant until the conditions to link up with the human brain are made possible

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You meatbags laugh now but it will be the robots who will benefit the most from $15 minimum wage.

>>56687497
If I could I would.

>>56687560
Thanks

>>56688670
He should pop up in frame at some point. Maybe as a robot.

>>56684932
It failed hard. There is a website that does "perfect" tic-tac-toe. If a website could do it then the AI should have no problem playing properly unless it fumbles the pieces.
http://neverstopbuilding.com/minimax
-> http://perfecttictactoe.herokuapp.com/

>>56689310
You're comparing apples to oranges. The bot has to recognize the pieces and then manipulate them. It's not a simple program.

>>56688949
That thing is daedalus?

>>56689310
it's not just about knowing how to play, it has to also be capable of accurately recognizing the physical game board, in order to know what the opponents move is

presumably the above video was a failure to recognize that that spot had already been played

>>56689387
The reality is that humans hit the limits of the human brain. The human brain will not evolve enough on its own to be able to program a real, true AI. The reality is that humans will create the AI through the use of computers with 'near' artificial intelligence as an aid. So in reality, the computers are evolving itself into the AI, the AI is creating itself.