YOU'RE THE NEW IT GUY NOW

Don't know what I'm supposed to fix but to make him happy and think I did something I'd unplug some cables and then plug them back in and tell the boss the previous incompetent idiot had plugged them in wrong, causing electrical infetterence.

>>56652776
>sit in the room for a bit
>close and lock the rack doors
>walk out
>tell him I fixed it

No problem.

fix it

go to the gym, get fit
ain't no way you're gonna fix that shit in any reasonable amount of time without being roided out

Say give me tree fiddy

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>>56652776
If I am not hungry, I'd start fixing it

Place an explosive and blow the shit up. When my boss asks what the fuck happened I'll just inform him that "something happened".

>>56652776
Find a reputable contractor that will do it in a short amount of time, get a quote from them, and write a letter to my boss requesting the budget to pay the contractors to do a much better job than I will do, reducing downtime of the servers and ultimately saving the department thousands of dollars.
Then I'd sit on my ass all day while the contractors get on with it.

>>56653016
>t. Ahmed

> imblying if it works there's a broblem xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>56652851
kek'd

>>56652776
Why are the racks in a non horizontal axis?

>>56652776
Take out my flash drive with the google ultron installer and plug it in.
Install it and adobe reader and be done for the day.

>>56653142
epic

>>56652776
Assuming my boss isn't an asshole, I'd just start on it while making jokes about how shitty the last IT guy must have been.
Also put in earphones to listen to music.

>>56653043
And look for a new job the day after.

>>56653142
sick reference bro

>>56653231
Well duh. If I get fired for doing the right thing, my boss is an asshole and that job is shit.

>>56652776
All things considered, it looks like they might have done that on purpose for cable management or something.

Fix it and take my time. This is easy fucking work.

>>56653292
or your boss realizes he could have just hired the contractor and that you were wasted money.

>>56652776
Install Acrobat Reader.

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>>56652776
dress the fiber in cab 2
shut doors
go on 4chan till shift over.

Quit as this clearly isn't the job we discussed on the phone fucko.

Fix what? It's working.

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>>56652776
>Power everything off by software.
>Get 2 IT interns
>Tell them to take pictures of how everything is plugged into each individual device.
>Tell them to dissaemble it all
>Show them how to insert 1 of each computer
>Sit back on computer and watch them do it while you tlelling them i'm just fiddling the offsite backup cluster just in case.

>>56653349
This. You'd basically have contracted yourself out of a job, and your boss would blackmark you for being lazy, not doing the job you were hired to do and passing the buck instead of taking responsibility for it.

>>56653736
This is a pretty good idea
upvoted desu

>>56652776
Get to work and fucking fix it. If I need more time I'll just ask. Everyone in this thread is a lazy piece of shit who thinks a job means getting paid just to show up.

>>56652776
Wtf happened?

>>56654355
Something.

Something happened.

>>56652841
fucking kek, this

>>56652776
1.Ask boss what's wrong with it
2.Check connections
3.If 2 doesn't work and boss provides explanation, fix accordingly.

>>56652959
pleas marry me

>>56653766
I dunno, considering you did your boss's job better, I'd say promotions are in order and the boss is out of a job.

He can fuck right off and fix it himself

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>>56652776
That image is gore and should be disallowed on a SFW board
>*tips server rack*

>>56652776
>1.identify the problem
>2. Find a theory of possible clauses
>3. Test the possible clauses to find a solution
>4. Verify the solution
>5. Document findings
Dod

>>56653766
>taking responsibility for it
responsibility for what? they fucked it up

Work diligently to organize it properly like I'm supposed to because I'm a good boy.

>>56652776
Take an inventory of run lengths and type, and put in a PO for required cables in 6" increments in the colors I want, and 12 spools of Velcro (2 per rack).

Once the PO comes in, schedule down time, and re-run cables.

>>56652776
Update adobe reader and install Google ultron

Works every time

>>56652776
what the...

>>56652776
>realize it just werks
>tell the boss that hard drives work more effeciently if they are not exactly aligned horizontically to the earth's magnetism
>leave it like that for 10 years

kms

>>56652776
Personally I would love to have this challenge.

>>56652776

Did they just...pile up the servers in the bottom of the cabinets?

Please tell me that it's some crazy cable management system going on, and they didn't just pile the servers into the bottom of the cabinets....

>>56660247
Looks like they're attached on one side but the cabinet is too wide so they're hanging off one side.

>>56660262
>Looks like they're attached on one side but the cabinet is too wide so they're hanging off one side.


Like they were trying to put 19 inch servers into 23 inch cabinets.

I bet that's exactly what happened. No rack ears.

Wow, that is literally painful to look at.

>>56653116

this never seen anything like that and some of the cables seem organized so it's not like the person installing those servers was completely retarded

>>56653016
You build clocks in your spare time?

I want this to be my job, where to start?

Why do they need this much servers anyway?

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Tell him I'm from /g/ and I'm not actually qualified to do anything tech related let alone venture outside of my autism box,

>>56658090
My nigga.

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>>56652776

Reporting for duty!

Just upgraded ma tools. This week.

>>56652776
I'd take a good look at the racks.
Then I'd pull out my phone and open calc and add some numbers.
Then I'd turn to the boss and say:
>No problem. I'm going to need a budget

>>56653142
LMFAO..
I remember that...

>>56652776

Unplug it all and tidy it up. Blame someone else for the downtime.

>>56652776
Damn... that's a fucking mess...
Be about 2 days of work if I don't rush.

Get paid to do fucking nothing, essentially. Nice.

>>56652776

Say:

>Sorry but I'm a DEVELOPER and won't waste my time with pajeet tier work. Now for the outrage of even suggesting that you must pay me 5000$ a year more and apologize or I leave.

gg

>>56653142
Only 90's kids will remember

>>56653142
kek

>>56652959
what anime is this from?

>>56652841
i have no doubt the boss would believe this shit

>>56662371
bokunotanuki

Blame vlans
Go home

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>>56653736
>posted from Windows


disgusting

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>>56662392
kek'd

>>56662371
non non biyori

>>56662176
What are those tools used for?

>>56652776
Start from left to right fixing the alignment of each AU so they are flat not crooked then tie strap and label all wires by location. 8 hrs later document my progress go home and be pleased I am not a total piece of shit.

>>56662771
Sry meant U not AU I was reading Issac Asimov last night.

>>56654355
Looks like either some lopsided moron racked everything like that because his Igor hump made it look straight, our the racking collapsed on one side.

Either way I grab a partner, put in for lieu time and spend a few weekends re racking, It's not as big a job as it looks desu.

>>56662759
terminating cat6 and coax cables.