/csg/ Chink Shit General

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What could it be?

Got a pay rise,

buying something nice to celebrate.

Already have a gf, so no plastic waifu,

Whats the best windows + android tablet I can get from china?

ideally 10+inches (because I'm not into small ones)

>>56644699
Is it maybe some chink shit anon?

>>56644719
This should be ideal.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/14-inch-for-gf/32442980968.html

http://www.ebay.com/itm/X09-RUIZU-4GB-Mini-Sport-MP3-Player-with-Screen-Clip-Support-TF-FM-E-Book-/131923462961

Y/N?

I want to use it while running. Can I sort my music by folder structure?

>>56644699
Rubber Ducks?

>>56644699
Looks like some packages to me.

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can I make up a fake company for alibaba? Or should I stick to Aliexpress? Never heard of Gearbest. I want to buy something like a kilo of kava kava.

>Amazon, no mitu
Die fag

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Hmm, should I be an ass

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>>56636612
>>56636650
Welp, got a reply

Didn't even get an option to get paypal refund, but I don't really want to cancel it anyways

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>>56644721
>>56644762
>>56644771

So close!

1x Sweeping "Robot", that doesn't really work.
1x Ball scratcher
1x Zuk Z2 Pro
1x Shitty keyboard

>>56644866
Get back to us on the Z2, I want to find out what's chink about it.

hey /csg/, winter is coming, any recommendations on winter gloves?

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>>56644683
meine siden

>>56644914
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/set-your-hands-on-fire/32512534667.html

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/CSG/ YOUTUBE - LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TODAY FOR MORE CONTENT SOON

Dirty Reviews - the granddaddy of them all and the man who brought us the Mixza shark meme.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - after losing his leg in an exploding chink shit accident, Unbiased dedicated his life to preventing another tragedy occurring.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - bird loving Brit, most well-known for BM-800 videos and cutting peppers with chink knives.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, pretty much a vehicle to make money off referral links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

TechTablets - Still the best resource for chinky tablet and phone reviews with a ton of knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed by a bumbling migrant "from" Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeyStone - Set his videos to private after his girlfriend found out he had a youtube channel. Suspected to be Anthony Burch.

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>>56644954
>fire in the pic
they know

>>56644914
Have some USB power gloves for $3.22

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Winter-USB-Heating-Hand-Wrist-Warm-Gloves-Heated-Woolen-Fingerless-Warmer-Mitten-/311641404707

Hook them up to a powerbank for extra mobility and to your pc for extra comfy while shitposting /csg/

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>>56644914
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/wew/32562911547.html

>>56644774
You don't really need to fake anything, just say you're a sole proprietorship, enter your name as company name.

But the prices on Alibaba don't include shipping costs, once you include that you're probably pretty much on par with aliexpress, maybe even more expensive.

You can maybe go to a great extend to pretend you're a big company and try jewing them out of samples, plenty of people who'll give you multiple kg of Kava Kava for free, and you only pay for shipping.


Also not sure if you get something like that through customs.

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>>56644894
Will do.

I only had it for a few hours, so far im impressed.

+ It feels very solid/quality materials
+ Has a nice screen
+ Good camera
+ Everything flies on it

But the software is such a pain:
The phone cant be updated outside China, so i had to use a VPN.

System language is only Chink or English.

Im gonna try to unlock bootloader and get cyanogenmod on it later.
But for now everything seems to work.

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Anybody know where to buy custom-printed coasters?

>>56645056
I got them i hope they are good.

>>56645056
Are these the same product?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/set-your-hands-on-fire/32575567717.html

>>56645074
yeah I'm not sure either. As far as I'm aware Kava Kava's legal in my country but news reports from a few years ago say that it's "withdrawn voluntarily" from shelves due to concerns over its connection to liver issues. And yeah Jewing people out of free samples is exactly what I was planning on doing, just not sure how to do it yet. Just writing up a message to one supplier now if anyone wants to give any feedback:

Hello, I'm inquiring as to whether or not you could supply a constant order of 300 kilos per month for the period from January 2017 through December 2017, i.e. 12 months of 300kg/month a total of 3,600kg. Also could you provide a sample for me to test the quality of the product beforehand? I can get back to you with a delivery address and you can get back to me with the shipping bill so I can run it by my employer.

Jack O'Dwyer

Regional Manager of Paul's Tea Shop Ltd


I feel like a bit of a kid writing this crap and don't know if it sounds authentic. By the way, what laws could I be breaking here?

>>56645180
Yes, but they're cheaper on eBay.

>>56645201
I can't use PayPal though. Can you vouch for them?

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lol

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Not necessarily chink since these are nip but I found some Halloween Skele's up for pre-order here.

http://global.rakuten.com/en/search/?k=21897&sid=auc-toysanta&l-id=gs_product_search

Here's a Chink bootleg of a skele figure that's popular with /toy/ to balance things out.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mr-Bones-Skeleton-Human-Skeleton-Model-with-Dog-Cute-Mini-Figure/32705800842.html

>>56645207
I've had mine for some years before finally tossing them out, they did their job well might be more ideal now with the rise of powerbanks.

>>56645117
Literally look at the first result on Ali for "custom coaster"

>>56645249
I've ordered one for every person I know in the US.

I did not tell them.

>>56645191
If you're impersonating any level of management or a purchasing team, they would reasonably expect you to be able to sign off shipping a small package on your own.
Your numbers are a bit high IMO, I would have gone with a one-off delivery to a value of c. $1000. Nobody would schedule month to month deliveries from chinkland unless it's FCL.

>>56645349
kek anyone got them yet?

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>>56644650
Anyone here tried any chink ssds?
Saw a bunch at taobao for cheap and the performance bencmark are quite impressive based on reviews by other buyers

>>56645528
go through the past few threads
KingDian [not kingston] SSDs are well known here
pretty well tested

those speeds dont mean much
also taobao a shit

>>56645466
Nah, it'll be a couple of weeks yet.

>>56645557

Really? what else should i look for other than speed?
i prefer taobao over aliexpress though since most things are cheaper there
With their consolidate fee starting as low as 20 yuan and I'm always guaranteed to get my orders within a week.

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Got my meme socks and EVOD vape kit today!

>>56645733
i mean they dont mean much as in theyre probably not representative of the actual results

dont forget we're talking about chinks here

if you can get taobao to work for you, fine i guess

i just feel its a pain in the ass to deal with translation and less customer security than with ali

pretty sure kingdians are on sale on gearbest right now

>>56645745
nice socks
i got the mona lisa ones and framed them

desu chink vape is probably gonna give you led poisoning

>>56645762
Everything's on sale on gearbest. It's a marketing meme.

>>56645191
A lot of sellers will try to make you pay for the sample and then deduct it from the first order and consider that a 'free' sample.
So try to avoid high order amounts, where your company would implicitly have no problem paying it up front.


Make it seem like you're genuinely considering the company, and not just sending sample requests to 50% of the people selling Kava Kava.
They probably won't like that regardless how real your company is.

Eg
Ask some question about the product, shipping, documents, quality etc.
Ask for a quote for ~50 kg, act like its a little expensive,
Ask how much the discount on a larger amount is.
Ask if they could ship a sample, under the premise you can possibly place a order for a (much) bigger amount if its satisfactory.


Or maybe just keep it simple, and just spam the dozens of sellers who say they can provide a free sample on their listing. One will probably bite.

>>56645782
i mean on sale for cheaper than usual
flash sales i think???
if i remember right it was 31 usd for 120gb
dunno if its still that cheap

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tube-Amp-Preamp-6N3-Vacuum-Tube-PreAmplifier-SRPP-Board-Diy-Kits-Fit-for-5670/32599306794.html?spm=2114.13010308.0.49.q8tT4P

This store has some neat looking tube amp kits, seems legit enough

What cheap vapes won't give me cancer?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/125787?spm=2114.10010108.0.25.0sYKQV Chine Phone Center

Should I trust this seller?

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>Order something that isn't in stock anymore
>get something better for the double price

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>>56645292
Found them for even cheaper, with more cheap accessory options too.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Fashion-design-Mr-Bones-Skeleton-human-skeleton-model-with-dog-table-desk-book-mini-figure/32632867301.html

>>56645872
Why not just buy from Top One?

>>56645911
He doesn't have what I want to buy, the Gionee W909

>>56645858
Probably none of them, but I keep one of these around
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/robot-dong/32699553408.html

Looks like they're $4/ea if you buy 10 if you feel like flipping a few.

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Steven from Australia is very satisfied with his beartiful shemale butthole onahole.

>>56646079
>shemale butthole onahole.
Link pls

>>56646101
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/faggot/32294180118.html

>>56646125
Thanks babe

>>56645745
Link for socks?

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>>56646125
wew

>>56646146
Hey man, not everywhere was age 40 consent age

here in England you can walk into a police station and say "Officer, I am going to have ridiculous sex with a 16 year old girl" and he will tell you to stop wasting his time.

t. comfy

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>>56646125
>swiss man orders "lolita" and "tgirl" but not "lady"

>>56646125
tfw want to buy this kind of stuff
tfw live with mom ;_;

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The 63 cent earbud case another anon posted some threads ago finally arrived, pretty much a steal for the price gets the job done and can accommodate more than just earbuds (think memery cards and/or 3ds games.)

>>56646173
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/boy-do-i-have-a-product-for-you/32626248640.html

>>56646188
lol i thought it was some stealth sex product

Is there any way to separate the product variations on AliExpress, i just want to sort the SSD by price.
But even if you select 240GB, all the sellers who have 16gb versions rise to the top.

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Done some late night shopping, now the wait commences.

>>56645858
I ordered this one : https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-ARRIVE-Kamry-Micro-Electronic-Hookah-Electronic-Cigarette-kit-100-Puffs-Refill-Mini-Vape-Pen-Hookah/32669269733.html
Who cares if it gives you cancer if it looks nice

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>>56646252
>mfw spend hours late night browsing random chink shit

>>56646180
Forgot link, was 63 at the time now it's 78

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Earphone-Storage-Bag-Earphone-Accessories-for-In-Ear-Earphone-headphone-Headphone-Box-Case-For-Xiaomi/32709587084.html

Masturbatory Eggs.

https://pt.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-tenga-egg.html

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I finally got my hands on 5 9V batteries to test my DIY Phantom Power, the results are kind of disappointing(not really), turns out that the BM-800 only needs 9V of Phantom Power.

Pic related, first the BM-800 plugged directly to the motherboard, second connected to the DIY phantom power powered by a single 9V battery, and last connected to 4 9V batteries (there was one faulty battery, so only tested with 4)

The 9V battery provided 7V of Phantom Power out of the 9V being feed to the circuit.
The four 9V batteries provided 32V of Phantom Power out of the 36V being feed to the circuit.

As you can see the single battery performs as good as the four batteries, kind of disappointing for me, but also good news, because all you need to power the BM-800 is a single 9V battery(or you can plug it to the 12V rail from your PC), 4 resistors, 2 condensers, a circuit board and a pair of XLR connectors.

Pic related.

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>>56646300
>pt.aliexpress.com

>>56646326
Olá, amigo.

>>56646300
>Not linking a specific product that fiddles your faddle
get penis cancer from a te-nga

>>56645882
Happened to me once.

GearBest put their Red Zenfone 2 4GB RAM phones on sale since no one wanted the reds, for just $168(back in the days it was $260) they sold out and I waited 2 months then asked them if they had plans to ship my shit, they told me they were in the sorry and send the a "blue" one, aka I got a Zenfone 2 Deluxe for $168, so far the best purchase I have made.

>>56646308
Where on the mic do you plug the power?

>>56646125
>SADSDSDSDSD

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A Russian horror story

from
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Penis-Cancer-Realistic-6-Variety-with/32439638530.html

>>56645745
Review on the socks?

>>56646300
huehuehuehuehuehuekillyourselfhue

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>>56646341

>>56645745
>those socks
>No Dark Blue Scream left

I'm leaning towards the two cherbs from the sistine madonna, and David. Maybe Mona Lisa

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/meme-socks/32584294534.html

>>56646417
I like how you also used those chink prototype pcbs.

>>56645892
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Fashion-design-Mr-Bones-Skeleton-human-skeleton-model-with-dog-table-desk-book-mini-figure/32632867301.html

Ohhhhhh shit! I have always wanted one of these Pose Skeletons! I hope the seller also has the feminine skeleton!

Thanks for the link senpai

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>>56645772
>>56646424
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mem/32570029177.html
they're a bit too small ;_; shoe size is eu 42
might give them to my twink friend though, gonna be fun asking for his shoe size
feels good quality though, sturdy cotton that doesn't seem to tear easily
the vape is sold in EU so I figure it can't be too toxic unless it's a fake

>>56646300
thanks now my Aliexpress is in a weird language

>>56646376
>>56646576

>>56646576
I'm a size 12 US (which I guess is slightly larger than EU 42?) so I'm hoping the ones I just bought fit me, if not I'll give them to my brother.

>tfw shorter than both my younger brother and dad
>Still have larger feet then both of them

>>56646629
You're still a manlet, Frodo.

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>>56646574
No problem, /toy/ sayss it'd be cheaper to buy from Japan though.

>>>/toy/5916973
>>>/toy/5916975
>>>/toy/5917005
>>>/toy/5917033
>>>/toy/5917037

>>56645116
Did you get it from Ali? (Link please) and does it have seller's Roms? The he ones I have seen on Ali doesn't support OTA cuz modified rom

>>56644970
>cowboy passion
huh?

I want to try and make one of these meme emulator boxes as my first project of this sort, and I was wondering if using the somewhat overpriced Raspberry Pi is a necessity.

In the case that it's not, what is a good chink alternative to the Raspberry Pi?

>>56646629
How big is your dick?

>>56646833
Orange Pis are dirt cheap.

>>56646576
What size did take, or are they one-size-fits-all?

On desktop mics, SF666 or SH666?

>>56646872
About 17 cm, why?

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Sunglasses recommendations?

>>56644970
So these gloves are supposed to protect you from exploding lithium batteries on the Mi Band, Note 7, and chinkphones?

>>56644866
hows that keyboard, I was thinking about getting one to replace my dinovo mini.

My biggest question is how useable the trackpad is while typing.

>>56646877
>BM-800 not in consideration

What are you, gay?

>>56646874
one size, looking at the packet it's 39-45, which is a bit strange since chinese sizes are only slightly smaller than eu. maybe they will stretch..

>>56646938
http://aooko.v.yupoo.com/

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Anyone bought this for €130?

>>56645061
>$40 on Amazon
wew
Anyone review ones straight from chinkland?

>>56646870
Depends on how much work you want to put into it.
RaspPis have by far the best support and are the easiest to get working. And you'll have RetroPie which includes nice things like drivers for hooking up original controllers directly to the Pi's GPIOs.

But there are cheaper options with better specs like the OrangePi.

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Bluetooth player

>>56646993
Yes, check the archives

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Is this good, you faggots? Ordered one yesterday, should have it it 5 days.

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B017MGED02/

>>56647020
ahahahahaha

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>>56647013

>>56647020
oh god
you overpaid like shit man

>>56647059
>Aesthetic
Does it come pre-loaded with vaporwave?
>>56647067
>canadian money

>>56646125
>135mm
This is useless to me, sorta

>>56647002
But is it relatively easy to do, considering I have experience with Linux?

And do you know anything about a model like the Orange Pi with at partial Rasp compatibility?

>>56647020
>not getting the xiaomeme

>>56647075

Yes. Macintosh Plus.

>buy lots of chink shit
>run out of money
>get neetbux
>immediately order $50 more chink shit
th-thanks

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>>56646954
Its fine and works for now.. But feels like it could break any moment.

And no problems with trackpad and typing.

>>56647020
>S805
I got that one, like, two years ago man.

>>56645116

Looks solid

>>56647202
How's it work?

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>>56646759
Got mine from gizchina, and its stock.. They only installed Play Store (that didnt work) and changed language to english.

OTA only works with a chinese IP on my tho.

>>56644866

links?

>>56646993
Yeah, still the same yotameme user here. Be 100% sure you get a YD201 and not a 206 and it's a decent phone.

>>56647020
Ordered one with S905 from gearbest for half the price

>>56647113
It's still going to be more or less of a hassle.
Especially since you'll be at mercy of shitty gpu (and vpu if you want some htpc action as well) drivers

>>56646180
Post picture of it with earbuds in it

>>56647266
Sweeping Robot:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mosunx-Business-Automatic-Rolling-Ball-Electric-Cleaner-Mocoro-Mini-Sweeping-Robot/32618539157.html

Keyboard: https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/UKB-500-RF-2-4GHz-Most-Mini-Wireless-Keyboard-Mouse-Combo-3-3V-Built-in-Rechargeable/1761705_32431943019.html

Ball scratcher:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Octopus-Head-Scalp-Neck-Equipment-Stress-Release-Relax-Massage-Claw-Massager-Tens-Pain-Relief-Body-Massager/32601679237.html

Zuk Z2 Pro:
http://shop.gizchina.com/zuk/

>>56646962
I dont need a mic that good

>>56647238
It was good 2 years ago, it's "okay" for today standards, but you can get a NexBox with 2GB of RAM and the S905 for $35 at GearBest, pretty good boxes prerooted and with a fluid system(also Android 6.0).

>>56647401
Both the SF-666 and SH-666 are crap.

If you need cheap get the SF920 or SF922 (SF920 is better) the audio quality is WAY better than the Satan Mics, you can get the SF920 for like $8.59 burger coins at GearBest .

When it comes to mics best bang for buck, the BM-800/BM-700/SF-920 are the kings.

Looking for a good gamepad, just downloaded don't starve and I hate the on screen buttons. Also looking for MacBook pro cases.

>>56647471
Thanks

>>56647528
Will you be needing any urethral sounding equipment with that?

>>56647596
original sounding rod guy here, I left a 5 star review for it
would reccomend if you like sounding

>>56647471
Ive seen comfy's video with the BM-800 about phantom power. Does the BM-700 need phantom power as well?

>>56647596
>>56647612

the fuck is that?
does it let your dick listen to music?

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Spaghettianon reporting here.
Guess what's inside the bag

>>56647767
is there spaghetti inside it?

>>56647767
spaghetti

>>56647677
Yep, same mic.

>>56635426
Is the ocarina dude still here? Which one did you order?

>>56647277
What's the difference? Do you know if/when there's gonna be a new yotameme?

>>56647767
Virgin Mary neck chain!

>>56647799
>>56647807

Nope. I would have mixed it with other pasta, pizza and mandolino, with a little bit of mafia on it

>>56647755
yes

>>56647834
Nope. Atheist here

>>56647854
Fedora, mouth fedora, hand fedora or any other kind of fedora.

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Little help

>>56647896

meme band 2

>>56647896
its just a fucking power pack you cuck.

no one cares

>>56647923
The meme is even stronger dear anon, but it is not a memeband.

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>>56647942
Ok, ok, keep calm fagit.
Have i triggered your autism?

Anyway it's charging now, i'm gonna post a review soon. The product is ok, i already verified it on the site. Bought from aliexpress

>>56647975
>all that teasing for something everyone already has
gotta agree with that other anon

>>56647942

/csg/ is slow on the weekends. Calm your autism and get comfy.

>>56647528
Get a 8bitdo

>>56646180
I prefer this for a earbud case, waterproof as well

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Outdoor-Shockproof-Waterproof-Airtight-Survival-Storage-Case-Container-Carry-Box/32363296880.html

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Anyone got experience with the store "3C High Tech Mall" on ali?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2168104

Is it normal that their processing is slow as fuck? I have orderd twice from them. Their price was good so was the product and the actual delivery time, but in both cases they took over 2 weeks to get the product shipped.

I also received like ten of these messages for the other thing I bought. Would a friendly reply actually help or will they just take their sweet time again?

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>>56647528
This would be 3 burger dollars. Reviews are good.

>>56648119
I could buy that at a 99 cent store for 99 cent

>>56648119
>no thumbsticks
nigger what are you doing

>>56644820
same hapened with the 20$ boxes on bang good, all 10 were put on backorder even though the flash deal said shipping on next day and "950 pieces left, buy fast friendo"

>>56648084
They probably dont have any supply and you pay them to 24/7 scope out sales so good theyll sell to you cheap and still make profit

>>56648137
really.

>>56647975
Yes, please post a review, no one here has one of those, so I'd love to see this review of this unique, new and once in a lifetime product

>>56645892
>dog skeleton and hangover toilet drunkard skeleton
and here goes my leftover money

>>56646252
>maga hat and DIY timing device
Who you gonna blow up anon? Also kinda interested in the clock buildin thingy can you link that stuff?

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>'Dispatch Faster' button


does this do anything?

>>56648345
activates the cattle prod under the chinaman's seat

>>56644954

if you buy good gloves, they keep your hands warm regardless of the conditions outside, shit gloves let water get in and freeze your hands

t. live in switzerland, go skiing and shit

Anyone ever buy a chink "leather" jacket. Even fake leather jackets usually go for $100, but Ali is full of $40 ones.

>>56647830
Difference is the 206 won't get updates past some old-ass KitKat version. You can flash the International version of Lollipop on there but there's problems with some radios not working, not having all the LTE bands and such, check XDA.

>>56648345

whips vicky

Is anyone using the aliexpress app? I can't find an option for alipay. I selected to pay with another method which put my orders into the "awaiting payment" category and when I select to pay one, an alipay logo pops up and asks for my card info. Is this safe?

>>56647830
Also, Yotaphone on Facebook keeps telling people to check back soon. They have some kind of partnership with ZTE, so maybe the next YotaPhone is going to be something like a ZTE flagship with an e-ink backscreen.

Where does everyone get there cheap custom print posters?

>>56648119
Hi Ahmed!

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>>56648084

well fuck i guess 3c shops are all the same, cheap and slow as fuck

I just bought a pair of those sexy fingerless gloves women wear for 80 cents
whats wrong with me

>>56648765
soon you will be ordering chink panties

>>56648765
autism

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Post what you are waiting on, t-shirt is actually here already but mailman was too lazy and I have to pick it up on monday.

>>56647677
Just buy a phantom power supply, they`re not even that expensive. Your internal sound card is plenty and you`ll get great sound quality for it. Plus that meme mic appearance for your /bst/. All in all with mic, arm, and power supply, I paid something like 40$. But that neewer wasn`t available this cheap before.


My xiaomi hybrids finally arrived, and sound pretty damn amazing so far. Only used them for maybe 20 minutes but I'm impressed. Very comfortable, and the clarity is amazing. Doesn`t seem to "boom" at all if that`s what you`re looking for. Just full range crisp goodness.

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>56648895
Fuck I posted a picture of the item before I posted the package. It's this. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/led-usb-light/32497625595.html

As seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXi4PU2rGQk

It arrived 13 days after I ordered it which was great.

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Also the post office's equipment mangled the fuck out of this: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/drug-cigarette/2021625712.html

I'm going to try to get a refund from the seller.

finally installed muh chinky screen replacement on my g2, was pretty easy to do desu

now I'm waiting on my hybrids and some other shit.

Has anyone ordered one of those cheap LED grow lights from aliexpress? Wondering if I should just order one of those and skip the $20 one on amazon.

>>56648999
>making the seller pay for the post offices mistake

Fucking hate people like you

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>>56644650
>http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Olaf-quot-let-it-go-quot-Funny-Novelty-Toilet-Seat-Sticker-Decal-Fashion-3D-Wall-Stikcers/32583135408.html

Let that shit go senpai

>>56649123
>implying USPS is ever going to pay for it

>>56649120
that one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRNYDLp4zdM

>>56649123
>putting strain on your own countries economy instead of the chinks

Hate people like you

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Hey guys, thinking about buying pic related.
I have a xiaomi mi3 which is serving me well, but I could use the upgrade and give my current phone to my dad.

Would I experience any improvement from a snapdragon 801 to a 820? I plan to install cyanogenmod13

>>56647020
Sorry to say, but you fucked up, anon...

>>56648895
>>56648936
I got another 2 of those a couple of days ago. Really handy things.

>>56646300
epa dred manca-te mas é

any britbongs got an android TV box from china? if so how are they, can you use regular TV on them (freeview HD or whatever)?

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Any good sunglasses on Aliexpress?

>>56645820
Total shit. Read up in some audio forums

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I was going to order a redmeme from gearbest but it's out of stock in Europe. Any difference from ordering it from EU/China ? Apart from the bloatware ?

>>56644914
You should ask /cgl/, they have their own version of /csg/ going on but it's geared more towards clothing
>>>/cgl/9178344

>>56649120
bought like 4-6 from miniinthebox, for $0.01 each :^)

>>56648609
I've been using the app (exclusive sales etc) and haven't had any issues using my card
i'll let you know if I get hacked

>>56649329
good to know

Ordered that $20 android tv with Amlogic S905X and 1gb ram, since it's taking ages to ship I could cancel it and pay up to get one with 2gb ram instead

Is 1gig of ram enough for streaming shit on kodi or would I be better off paying up?

>>56649332

It's easy to flash the bloat free normal or developer rom from the xiaomi official site

>>56649283
It's android. If you can do it on your phone, the box will do it.
Most are used for Kodi.

>>56649411
I've zero clue what kodi is, I'll take a look though

>>56649332
No import taxee within eu

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This arrived today. Sadly it was neither cheap nor chink shit.

>>56649466
>not the kill niggers tonight version
you fucked up anon

>>56649238
yes you would, even sd800 to sd652 feels faster desu.

m8s why is this in the randomizer?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/I-dont-even/32696011354.html

http://www.gearbest.com/you-want-this/pp_267528.html

I mean really.

>>56645892
>>56645292
amazon is cheaper

>Early Oktoberfest
Thanks gearbest!

>>56649460
Shit, I don't usually get import taxes on ebay. Am I gonna get chinked taxed from gaybest?

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Got my romoss 10400mah charger. Had to go to the post office and sign for it this morning, which seemed a bit much for a $10 purchase

>>56648872
What phantom power?

>>56648828
do a review of the action cam familee when it comes in

Best chink console for playing PSP games and emulators?

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Got a reply too btw

>>56649622
Just buy a used PSP, dude

>>56649304
Veytidia

>>56649136
I'd prefer one with the girls on it

>>56649557
Order from Ali, there are some sellers with no import taxes to EU

>>56649304
Veithdia, but watch the sizes, theyre all over the place.
Some are fuck huge for Russians, others are tiny for chink women.

>>56649624
so is this the chink way of saying no?

>>56648299
Anything to make America great again my dude http://www.ebay.com/itm/351668128939?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=620645590080&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56649466
link

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Turd/32599530013.html

Have some real chink shit for $0.74

>>56649590
I tried linking one, but 4chan hit me for spam. I`m using the nady audio SMP S-1X which you can get for around 20$ But I found the Neewer 1 channel on jet.com for 17$.

According to >>56646308 It only needs 9v, so you could probably just buy the cheapest one you can find and be alright.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PjBYsMB7Mj

>>56649804
>Stylish Fake Turd Classic Shit Practical Gag-Funny Joke For Unisex
kek

>>56649845
You sound like someone with a neckbeard

>>56649580
what country?

>>56649875
I can assure you my beard is on my jawline.

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>>56649873

>>56649763
couldnt you get this kind of clock assemblied for the same price or cheaper?

Also talking about clocks/alarms, are there any neat things that support multiple weekly patterns and shit?

>>56646979
how to order from there?

>>56649875
Sounded like a normie to me tb᠎h

>>56649948
You can get them cheaper if you want (for less than $6), but your only option would be the DIY kits without the transparent frame. The one I linked was the cheapest one I could find. Also I don't think there are any with weekly/monthly patterns unless you know how to program that into a chip yourself.

>>56649949
Contact him on Whatsapp. Hes on vacation last time I checke tho

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/wew/32707699739.html

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y/n

>>56650092
It's a 6v motor with a small collet attached. You decide.

>>56650022
Nah I meant regular chink alarms, something that can repeat alarm from mo-fr or other patterns and shit, just like the more advanced alarms you have on smartphones

>>56649885
I'm in murica

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I've got $10 to blow on fast tech, give me your favorite meme product.

>>56650148
>fast tech

No more chink shit

YES
MORE
CHINK
SHIT

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>>56647352
Not that anon, probably the anon that posted it a few threads ago. Here's mine with xiaomi dual driver pistons.

>>56650148
Was this image made by hand or by software filter?

>>56650324

software.

>>56644650
recommended plushies? lost my angry bird plushie that i liked to sleep on.

>>56645249
>Make chinkshit great again

>>56650345
Do you know wich one?

>>56650364

http://deepdreamgenerator.com/

>>56650382
Thanks.

>>56650348
Get a 12" Tsum Tsum, check out animechinatiger on eBay they've got plenty of those on there as well as the regular sized Tsum Tsum's (and they're legit too)

>>56650125
Oh no, I don't think they have that ):

>>56650460
>register my card to alipay after the 999th time they begged me to do it
>>dear we dont register the CVC
>okay cool
>next time ordering
>they don't ask for any card info, the payment succeeds
so they DO hold your CVC?

>>56650657
didnt mean to respond

>>56650657
>so they DO hold your CVC?
Of course, isn't that point of alipay?

>>56647380
How well does the sweeping ball work, it looks kind of neat.

>>56650657
m8 Alipay is legit, the whole point is that SELLERS don't get your details. It's ChinkPal.

t. Jack Ma

>>56650696
Yeah but they explicitly said that "We don't hold your security code!". I thought it would actually do that.

>>56650729
it says right here >>56644866 it doesn't really work

>>56650953
I meant more specifically, does it not pick up much or nothing at all.

I have dogs, so just picking up a little hair would still be a huge help.

>>56650775
They don't hold it, it's only used for the first transaction.

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infographic when

>>56651000
I made another order after registering the card, though, and I was never asked for a CVC.

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What do we have here?

>>56651017
That's right.

>>56649466
link

>>56651037
LOOKS LIKE SOME CHINK SHIT TO ME LADS

>>56649346
>>56649346
Ayo hol up, are thos girls or traps?

>>56651037
boiled pizza

>>56651096
FOOKIN' 'ELL! YOU MITE BE RITE M80!

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>>56651096
Indeed anon.

Let's take a look:

First, the well memed SD card holder with 6 slots, feels cheap because it was cheap.

Next, some old lady hair pussy cuz that's kinda my fetish... actually it's a windscreen for a digital recorder, eBay price was around $19 bucks, but the chinks have it for $6.66 USD, such a great deal, five stars for the chinks

>>56651215
Btw I'm not longer driving, so calm your Tits

how do you guys manage not to hoard lots of useless chink shit ?

>>56651280

only buy useful chink shit

>>56651280
is this a trick question anon

>buyers protection about to end
>My stuff is marked as delivered but haven't received shit yet
>USPS travkong shows wrong zip

What to do friendos, I don't wanna get chinked for the first time

>>56651339
dispute that shit

>>56648609
You stupid newfags it uses alipay automaticly.

>>56649120
No the mara hydro is the cheepest, that is good. COB is the new grow meme tho, but its expencive.

>wasting saturday night with Britbongs Get Chinked
Oh boy!

I wonder is there any better source for episodes than youtube?

For microphone arms, NB - 35 or NB - 37?
Or should I not buy a chink one?

>>56651339
Open a dispute now, remove it if it comes

I'm in a similar pickle as >>56651339, except the tracking code says the origin country sent it and the destination country received it, but the destination country only says that the source country sent it.

My friend advised me to extend the protection time once before opening a dispute because the chink will put up more of a fight otherwise, before refunding me. I feel I should just open the dispute.

What do you guys recommend?

>>56651749

Extend then dispute, you have nothing to gain from doing otherwise

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So my chink shit is supposed to go to BC, Canada but it's heading to Toronto. Should I be worried?

>>56649466
link pls

>>56651577
Yes m8, Auntie Beeb.

>>56651841
how much should I extend? Also we're talking about a Redmi 3, so I'd be losing quite a lot more money than the usual crap I buy from the chinese

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Are chink thermal paste any good?

>>56651965
Sounds like customs might have your chink shit son.

Any good backpacks? Currently have a Jansport for taking to the park, and forest and shit but I need something better made for traveling through woods and more comfortable. The Jansport sucks for this type of usage.

>>56652048
It's weird because I have received no notification whatsoever since they'd very much like to make me pay taxes

>>56652123
taxation is theft

>>56652123
Did you put a real phone number on your order?

I really want the BM-800 condenser but then ill need a Mic amp, mic stand, and a pop filter.

not so cheap at that point

>>56651979
Why? newegg has Arctic silver fpr $4 shipped

>>56651339
This happened to me on aliexpress years ago. Basically they just give you some random tracking number going to the same country and hope you wait out the order time. You just dispute it and write wrong tracking number or something, the seller will probably accept it before it gets aliexpress involved

Reminder that CSG is literally shit
http://www.csg.co.uk/

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>>56644954

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>>56646938
where can I buy pic related

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My only chinkshit for past 2 weeks. It's smaller than advertised and as loud as weekender. Should have gone with the white colored

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/memeshark_toy_pls_dont_fap_to_the_pic/32578913706.html

:^)

>>56652568
The problem its that really arrived to the US, probably USPS fucked up the final delivery

>>56652661
Link?

What is the best replacement strap for the MiBand2 either "leather" or metal. Preferably something feminine but not childish

>>56652403
You won't need the amp or pop filter, because your sound card and the included dead cat are good enough. The BM-800 isn't poppy anyway.
You might want a stand, but they're dirt cheap.

>>56652801
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chinkwatch/32691176582.html

>>56652615
India, there's tons of them. Usually they can be found shitting in streets.

>>56650999
Well, its doesn't really clean anything..
But its a nice toy for cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfSj2M9PXw

>order on the 18th
>still not in
How long can it fucking take to get a USB cable

>>56653188
Up to 3 months.
Have you never bought from chinks before anon?

>>56653205
"30 business days" gaybeast says
It's almost up

>>56653059
is that one of these special breeded short leg cats?

>>56653244
Business days doesn't count weekends and holidays anon.

30 business days is 6 weeks.

>>56653313
I'm well aware, but that comes up on the 29th. 10 days ain't long

>>56652909
Well, It does says 36mm in the description images.
Or the size is less than that?

FUCKING

NORMIES

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1243109

>>56653434
e-cigs are cyberpunk

>>56653406
Most of the time watch diameter doesn't include crown and lugs

>>56653445
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-smoking-e-cigarette-must-be-futuristic-bounty--34531

>>56649845
Here is a small test of the BM-800 with my DIY $2 Phantom Power.

My PSU fan is noisy, and I keep delaying the oiling.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nscS9QCZGt

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>>56653641
The description image doesn't include the crown and lugs, but if by your whole watch including lugs measures 36mm, then you should ask for a refund.
Because it would mean the case diameter is something like 34mm.

>>56648659
Bump for answers

New bread when

>>56652403
Here is my input after owning every meme mic.

If you get the BM-800 you don't need the Anti-pop filter, the wind sponge does a great job reducing pop noises, you can build the $2 Phantom Power I posted in this thread(maybe $4 if you are only planing to build one, since you would need to get a $3.3 XLR to XLR cable to salvage the connectors) , but instead of powering it with a 9V battery just plug it into your PC PSU 12v rail, and the Arm Stand is just $11.1 at GearBest, and the BM-800 is just $15.7, so $30.8 dollars for an amazing looking kit with great audio.

Or you can get the SF-920 for $8.6 (at GearBest, but you need to look for it using that price range and looking at the pretty pics, because they didn't put the SF-920 model on the tittle, also they have it posted under the model SF-920 that it's more expensive and it's the same fucking mic) and call it a day and still get good audio quality.

>>56649403
i've got one with the same specs as your, i would say go for the 2 GB option, 1 GB would stutter a lot

>>56654085
It slutters on the UI, but it plays flawlessly my netflix shit and youtube prank videos.

(Still I ordered the 2GB model 3 days ago when it was on sale for $32 at GearBest and I'm planing to sell my 1GB one for that same ammount)

>>56653798
Please allow 1-3cm error in measure due to manual measuer, thank you.

>>56653947

>>56653193
>>56653193
>>56653193