cumstains on laptop

I don't either. It adds a kind of vintage look to my t420.

>cumming on your laptop

>>56643331
>it's a mac

Of course it is.

>>56643331
>cumming on your laptop

Never change, /g/.

>>56643969
sometimes you can't aim and/or there is too much desire for your waifu

>>56643331
that image is a travesty to women. posting that makes me physically sick. you should literally work for 29 hours, buy a cheap ticket to Hawaii, find a local tour guide, ask him to take you to Kilauea, climb to the top of Kilauea, peer into the molten abyss, and literally throw yourself inside it.

Use Retr0bright (with a lower concentration) or just rub the spot where your cum has dried up with a cloth that is stained with surgical alcohol.

>>56643988
Travesty? I see a person with his hands on a mouse; you're perverted if you see anything else.

the beautiful aluminum chassis of an apple mac is reisistant to semen corrosion

>>56643331
>cumstains on the back of my laptop
>bro sees it
>"yo bro did you cum on your laptop?"
>panic
>"y-yeah bro, I totally came on my laptop, i didn't spill anything on it or anything, jeez"
>he still gives me suspicious looks

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>>56644043
WHO THE FUCK IS CUMMING ON THEIR LAPTOPS? WHAT THE FUCK

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>>56644084
I've came on my TV, and some of the cum went inside the panel. I cleaned it off but on some days you can still smell it.

>>56644084
Cum falls from my hand onto my laptop pretty often when I'm clicking close on the video

>>56644132
You know you can just pinch your foreskin right before you cum, right? Or do you get turned on by touching your spooge?

>>56643973
>fapping to your waifu

>>56644272
>implying americans have a foreskin
kek
I loved doing that when I started jerking my wiener though

>>56644132
>clicking close
>clicking

What are keyboard shortcuts, anon? And jesus, even if you NEED to use the mouse, can't you use the other hand? Imagining your keys being coated in your cum, and then another person having to use your laptop kinda turns me on (but it's disgusting!)

>>56644272
You gotta let it go free dude.

>>56644341
The keyboard is still on the laptop so the cum will fall anyway. Definitely gonna try and get a hottie to use my laptop now though.

>>56644431
>You gotta let it go free dude.

Then by all means, do it - but not on your hands. Cum on your belly, or aim at your face and try to hit it.

>>56643988
this is bait.

>>56644453
I'd much rather cum on my hands than on belly because fuck getting cum into all my belly hair.

>>56644453
I just do it on the floor actually. Just some leaks onto my hand.

>>56644286
its a semen sacrifice to her beauty

>>56643969
This. Wtf is wrong with you degenerates?

>>56644524
masturbate a lot

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>>56644539
Bait for who? Normies?

>he doesn't cum into his foreskin and then just walks to the toilet do dump it

I hope there is at least one person who has came on a Model M.

>>56644586
I do that, but it feels a lot better when you shoot it. I love aiming at my face. I have hit my eyes with semen, my nostril (once), and even my mouth. I've even came on my collarbones, which for some reason turns me on a lot.

>>56644586
>>56644616
Am I being baited here? Cumming into your foreskin? Wtf?

>>56644647
The guy's probably ESL. What he meant is pinching it, just like >>56644272.

>>56644664
You guys have space for that? I'll give it a try next time.

>>56643988
literally shaking

>>56644616
I can only cum as far as my face when I dont jerk it for like 5 days

>>56644684
It does get inflated a bit, but yeah, it works.

>>56644684
Depends on how much you cum, but skin is moderately flexible so it shouldn't be a problem. In general it's not a good habit since some of it doesn't come out and you'll have trouble peeing in the next couple of minutes.
>>56644616
This guy has the right idea, it's much better when it shoots out.

>>56644272
I've been told that's a good route to having epididymitis...

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>>56644616
You should try lying on your shoulders with your butt up in the air and your cock pointing down so you can shoot directly in your face and mouth

>>56645232
Been there; done that.

It had an amusing taste.

>>56644084
>laptop on stomach
>jerking off literally less than a foot away
>splurt on back of laptop

what the fuck and i supposed to do, jerk off in a chair? if i wanted to work out, id work out.

>>56643331
>Not catching it in tissues like a normal human being

>>56645366
>shilling tissues for free

>>56645456
Socks then. You got anything against socks?

>>56645774
my feet don't want cum on them.

>>56645884
you're missing out

>>56645994
>wrapping his cock with a sock
must hurt, senpai

>>56646526
Not that anon, but I would wrap my lips around your cock, surely that would be more pleasurable, right?

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>>56646558
>l-lewd anon-sama~~

my wife's boyfriend came on the cat once and he got mad at me for trying to clean it up so now i just leave the cum wherever it lands :o)

>>56646649
>wife's boyfriend

?????

I don't understand.

>Not just grabbing some tissues when you're edging and wrapping your dick in them

You people are barbarians.

>>56646813
>wasting paper
>especially if you're a chronic masturbator

>>56643331
I just cum into my hands and wash it off

>>56643988
Post ur tits dear and welcome to 4chan

>>56646957
Do you have physical contact with people daily? I hope you're not shaking their hands with the same hand you spooged into.

>>56644517
but you eat the semen, right? I'm not the only one?

>>56647011
My hands are clean so I wouldn't have any problem shaking hands with someone.

>>56646558
h...hai

>>56647057
I used to do that but stopped for some reason

>>56643973
Top jej

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>>56646707
>being this new...

Why do you always have to be so damn lewd, /g/?

>cumstains on laptop
>its a mac
like a pottery