Do you believe this?
>no protounding camera
>weird huge screen
>those antenna lines
This is not iphone 7
It's a phone primarily bought by benders.
What else is there to say?
Would jet fuel bend it?
>>56611878
>>56611878
I like to see all the normies bend their new toys.
>>56611956
Op here.
Pretty obvious I made this fake image, now spread it around please. I want to see applecucks break their new phones.
>>56611878
just wait for the jerryrigs video
>>56611878
Apple wouldn't have included the erroneous apostrophe in "it's"
Possessive pronouns don't have apostrophe's
>>56612102
true I'll fix it. But if wave worked this'll probably work too.
>>56611956
>>56611878
>>56612066
How about you use an actual iphone image so it is not obvious
>>56612066
Your image is shit. Nothing about it is believable. You fucked up pretty much everything, the spacing, the text, the grammar, hell you didn't even use an image of the iPhone 7. How mentally disabled are you, exactly?
>>56612115
>But if wave worked this'll probably work too.
Wave didn't work. It were just trolls making up stories on fb and sometimes taking screenshots from videos where YouTubers put their old phone in microwaves for cheap clicks.
>>56611878
saw a /b/ thread about this.
we could spread this, some idiots (privileged kids) would actually take the bait and film themselves hammering the i phone again.
>>56612410
Fucking lmao
>>56612480
Kill yourself, buttblasted wincuckold
>>56611878
>> it's
>>56611878
No, it's not believable. Apple website says it's made of aluminum, not steel.
>>56611878
I would believe it if it said
>all new aircraft grade aluminum alloy
and
>its predecessor
obviously
>>56612807
iphones stop getting updates after +4 years
the iphone 4s doesn't get the latest update for example
>>56611878
>it's
Why can't you guys English?
>>56612648
>aluminum
>>56612832
Yeah, them Pajeets never fucking proof read their trollographics.
>>56612807
Enjoy running new iOS on the 4S, faggot.
I like being able to open apps in under 5 hours.
>>56612838
I'm not a native English speaker, it write it both ways.
>>56613048
*I write it both ways
>>56612838
Apple is an american company, they'll write aluminum
>believing applel marketing ever
>OS X is Unix guise
>XNU kernel's name means XNU is Not Unix
>b-b-but POSIX
>implying Unix compatible = Unix system
And that's not the first time they've blatantly lied to sell their shit.
>>56613120
Well, it's not like they proofread their shit. IPhone 7 "This is 7" ads in Hong Kong say"This is Penis" because they didn't bother to check with someone from Hong Kong to find out that they need to use the word "seven" because the character for the number 7 is slang for penis.
>consider myself a 7/10
>talking to qt3.14 from Hong Kong online
>"yeah, I'm a total 7"
>grill laffs and I don't get why
>>56613376
faggot
>>56613376
This isn't /b/ retard. Your mom will die in her sleep in three days due to you posting that image. Sorry.
(^:
>>56613376
Fuck off
Update the graphics, people will fall for it.
>>56611878
> no matter what
Challenge accepted.
>>56613376
fuck off
>>56611878
No, because the iPhone 7 picture is fucking retarded.
>>56613376
>>56611878
Please make this a thing /g/.
>>56612360
It's so Apple doesn't sue me