Any one else lining up?

>>56606388
Yeah, my roomate is in the bathroom and I'm lining up to get in after he's done. Gotta drop a huge shit.

Why is this still a thing?

>>56606531
Atleast some of them get paid for doing it

>>56606388
Literal definition of a cuckold.

>>56606531
I imagine it's a fun thing to do when you are there with friends. I never assumed that it's actually about the iPhone. The iPhone is just an excuse to do whatever they do. You wouldn't go out camping in a city for no reason at all. Most social occasions are based on stuff like that, birthdays, sports events, new years eve etc.

>>56606531
If you're gonna pay full price for something, may as well get it opening day. It's fun and get to socialize with others.

>desperate for attention
>line up for a new mainstream tech product launch 24 hours before
>bring camping gear but show off your expensive hipster style/tech so you don't look homeless
>meet fellow hobos, sorry, hipsters or whatever the fuck
>circlejerk the brand with your new mates
>get bored for the next few hours
>1 hour till store opens
>spot newscaster doing a report on consumerism
>appear on news for 20 sec
>store opens
>get greeted in store with a wave of high fives from store staff
>go in another line inside store to buy product bec fire codes
>greeted by a "genius"
>"hello what device would you like"
>device name pls
>"what color and capacity do you want"
>favorite color and capacity pls
>"we ran out of phones with said color and capacity, would you like a smaller capacity or different color?"
>decisions decisions
>doesn't want do look like an idiot in public
>needs the phone to have a lot of storage for thousands of attention grabbing photos
>settles with a polar opposite color of said device
>"would you like ____care as well?"
>might as well
>there_goes_my_months_rent.jpg
>walk out with new device in hand
>gets interviewed by news station
>"after all this waiting are you satisfied?"
>tfw you have to lie to look like a good brand image
>awkward interview finally over
>walk to my 500 sq ft studio shared by a mate feeling accomplished
>arrive at front door
>fucking device slips through hand
>bounces like a rubber ball
>somehow slides under door gap into shitty apartment
>fucking_great.gif
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR


>Consumerism

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>>56606531
Whoever's at the front is primarily there to promote their startups when the news cameras arrive.
Behind them are immigrants paid to stand in line and buy as many iPhones as they can to be resold in the overseas grey market.

>>56608482
autism detector through the roof

>>56606388
Nope. I never buy the non-S version. I can get the 128GB version of the 6S for free, and I know its gonna be stable. Stability first and foremost, when it comes to a high-end phone.

>Lining up like a moron in the era when you can buy online and have it delivered to your home

APPLEL POORFAGS, EVERYONE

>>56606388
>line in
>no line out

>>56606388
2008 called, he wants his homeless hipsters back.

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Look at this dumbass.
Probably playing Angry Birds and smudging his iPad with his greasy hands

>>56611569
Kekd

>>56608614
underrated

>>56611569
that's a local bum, he's pretty famous. supposedly he was working for a big company but was fucked out of his portion of money somehow and now he's basically a shell of a man wandering the streets.

My nigga ola

>>56606388
They're mostly blacks. They need to line up to steal iphones now because whitey hardly buys them anymore.

>>56608361

The literal definition of a cuckold is a man who enjoys having other men fuck his wife. Please stop being a twitter teenage girl with your misuse of 'literally'.

>>56608614
this

>>56614397
No, the literal definition of a cuckold is a man who doesn't know his wife's having sex with other men.

>>56606388
What for?

>>56608614
it's everybody walk the dinosaur you newfag retard faggot nigger