>He calls programming "coding"

I call it machine coding.

>aww look, he thinks web development is real programming

lrn2GeneXus, OP

>he calls programs "apps"

>she calls code monkeys "engineers"

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>>56602870
>he calls telemetry "botnet"

>>56602812
you hopeless degenerate

>Studios that pay a shit salary call web developers web designers

Its only pretentious if you always use the term coding in place of programming to sound techy.

My definition is that programming describes the entire process of making an application and coding refers to the act of typing out code.

>he calls being a code monkey "science"

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>>56602897
>she calls code monkeys "code artisans"

>hiding behind greentext so you don't have to articulate an argument, offloading the effort onto anyone who might disagree

these threads are really boring

>>56603098
and yet here you are, anon

>>56603098
>being a faggot

  StringReplace(FourChan.PostToStr(>>56603075), 'programming', 'development', []);
  StringReplace(FourChan.PostToStr(>>56603075), 'coding', 'programming', []);

>>56603085
What did he mean by this?

>>56602789
>he thinks he's a "programmer"

>He calls a shit tier hobby a "career"

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>>56603144

>not being a meme artisan

>he studies ""computer"" """"""science""""""

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>>56603139
Step it up.

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>>56603147

>not being a hipster brogrammer
>not using free software for everything
>not developing in meme platforms like node.js and Revel
>not giving your fellow brogrammers a brojob at the end of the day to help them relax
>not going home to a relaxing evening with your wife and her son

>>56602789
>He calls scripting "programming"