Google is clearly the most evil company in the world but how

>>56593616
It's called marketing.

They're part of everything we do on the web.

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Is a Mouse going to have to break some kneecaps Huh-HA!

Free as in free beer stuff.
People love free as in free beer stuf.
They provide free as in free beer:
>browser
>maps
>web search
>mobile operating system
>email
>cloud storage
>video hosting
>blog hosting
>office suite
>translator

>>56593661
>free beer

Is there a place I can get beer in exchange for personal information?

>>56593666
Local pub m8. Only works if you are female.

>>56593666
>personal
kek. gtfo

>>56593690
gay bar if youre male

>>56593768
You have to be gay or attractive to get free drinks at a gay bar.

>Be attractive
>Go to gay bar as straight person
>Get free drinks
>Go home

it sounds simple yet so gay.

>>56593779
>get drugged
>wake up on someones couch with vague flashes of being manhandled while half conscious

>>56593616
They hire some of the top social sciences graduates.