there is at least >one Google employee >one Microsoft employee

>>56590237
Greetings

>>56590258
What are you doing today?

>>56590237
>one Microsoft employee
>one

>>56590315
>at least

Hi, I'm one of the google employees.

>>56590237
>one Microsoft employee
>one

Also
>Not mentioning the Nvidia employees

>>56590328
>shit

>>56590329
How is the job scene over there?

>>56590329
How fast can you clean a bathroom?

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>>56590237
hello

>>56590474
Holy man, I was on that road a few years ago. Some friends and i drove past there to go to a concert in DC. Our gps died for about a mile or maybe a little more on either side of that exit.

>>56590359
Nice meme!

>>56590352
Overall pretty good. Had to answer easy interciew questions and that was it. Lots of great people, not much slave driving going on (at least so far), game nights and afterwork drinks, etc.
Only thing I'm really disappoonted about is that there's no real dedicated research positíon so I end up doing gay SE shit more than I'd like.
Can't really complain about the salary or benefits though.

>>56590329
Hi moot

>>56590582
>goes to google for a research position
>doesn't even know about X

>>56590622
Technically, google went tp me, not the other way around. Employer was literally called "cashman".

>>56590660
As for X and research at google, she told me that this isn't how google works - you do SE and merely get to work on research projects (driverless cars, google brains, google ads, the search engine, etc. in this case), which may become a more or less permanent position based on needs and performance.

>No CERN employee
EL PSY KONGROO

There are at least 20 Microsoft employees on this site at any given time.

>>56590808
Were you a code artisan NEET that got noticed?

>>56591045
They found me pooing in the loo and that was enough for the job.

>>56590237
>smear campaign threas
>apple not listed

Obviously we know who the real shill is.

>>56591033
they just hire pajeets to shill

>>56591087
Apple shills do it FOR FREE

>>56591033
If this is a joke about shills those people aren't employees. Definitely working under contract.

>>56590237
And it is the same person

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>>56590315
>one Google employee
>one Microsoft employee
>one

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>>56591214
midkek

>>56591214
>bing
Found the Microsoft employee
How's Bangalore this time of the year?

>>56590237
Recently finished an internship
>tfw never messaged moot

>>56591214
Bing really looks nice desu

I wish Google gets an update.

>>56591214
the most unsettling thing is not that it may be a lot, but that most of them are street shitters.

>>56590329
MTV?

>>56591834
MTV here.

>>56591853
what do you do at work
what kind of interview questions did you get asked

I am having a google phone interview. can some one give me some useful questions and tips.

>>56591873
How do you flush the toilet?

>>56591858
>what do you do at work
Besides meetings, food, chatting, and all "non-work" stuff, I spend 90% of time reading code and writing designs. Not sure if it's different on other teams, but writing code is very little of the actual work

>what kind of interview questions did you get asked
Mostly theoretical CS style stuff, except with practical considerations thrown in (how does this scale, how to optimize for different use cases, what problems does any particular implementation have, memory/runtime cost, etc)

>>56590660
Was it via one of those stupid recruitment mails they keep sending out? I've gotten multiple of them so far, and they always look like this:

> Hi [Insert Name],
>
> My name is XYZ and I am a part of Google's engineering recruitment
> team. I came across your online presence
> <insert github URL> and was interested in your
> SW engineering skills and overall passion for open source, programming and
> [insert 3 most used languages on profile]. How are things for you in
> [insert country listed on profile]?
>
> I am not entirely sure of your current situation but I believe you would be
> a strong addition to one of the most respected engineering team we have at
> Google which builds and runs large scale, massively distributed,
> fault-tolerant software systems so I was wondering if you would be open to
> an informal phone conversation at your convenience?
>
> I am looking forward to hearing back from you!
>
> Best Regards,
> XYZ

or

> Hi [name], I'm a technical sourcer at Google working on the expansion of
> our engineering teams globally.
>
> Your exposure to to both OO and functional programming languages has really
> caught my eye. I think that you could potentially be a great fit for our
> engineering team here at Google as we are currently expanding several teams
> in our European offices.
>
> Would you be interested in having a quick and informal chat sometime about
> the opportunities we have at the moment?
>
> Hope to hear from you soon!
>
> Thanks, XYZ.

I've been wondering whether I should be ignoring these or not. They seem like automated spam to me. Last time I just
ignored it and I eventually got a second e-mail asking me if I missed her first mail, so idk..

>>5659188
my flush not working

>>56591899
Sounds like spam from shitbag 3rd party recrruiters looking for a referral bonus. Was it sent from an @google.com email address?

>>56591898
>Besides meetings, food, chatting, and all "non-work" stuff
I meant what project(s) are you working on? Search? Chromium? Skia? Dart/Sky? Android? etc

>>56591916
Yes, always from <initial><lastname>@google.com or <firstname><initial>@google.com

DKIM/SPF passed, too.

>>56591917
I'm technically Android, but I won't post details on 4chan.

>>56591953
How many of your coworkers are named Rajesh?

>>56591808

AND they have a space and nuclear programme

>>56591953
u guys can change peoples lifestyle .. congrats ..
i dont knw wtf i am doing

>>56590237
>tfw IBM employee

No one cares anymore.

>>56591953
>I'm technically Android
I hope you and your team never write another line of code in your life.

Android is the worst fucking piece of shit software concocted by man and you fucking morons make it worse every release. You clowns close every ticket people open on the site with some stupid excuse or just ignore them until some date at which point you close them wholesale.

Writing software for Android has been one of *the* worst software development experiences I have ever had. Looking at and understanding the architecture of Android has convinced me it was designed by people who were blitzed out of their fucking mind. Its like you assholes sit around a statue of Satan in a giant circlejerk thinking up ways to make Android worse for both developers and users at every possible step.

Android devs are overpaid, overvalued pieces of trash. Fuck you and your buggy spyware filled shit OS.

>>56592059
>Writing software for Android has been one of *the* worst software development experiences I have ever had.
Holy shit, I feel sorry for you. Even just looking at Android code gives me nightmares

>20 lines of java enterprise boilerplate to accomplish a simple task

>>56592059
Thanks u bot

>Loser shutin with schizophrenia thinks his virgin 4chan matters
pathetic, get a life

>>56592028
I care, anon.

What was the interview process like?

>>56592059
Hate to break it to you, but Android isn't managed by just one team. Just in Google there are hundreds working directly on Android, and who knows how many more working on things that are indirectly part of Android, and that's not counting all of the vendors writing their own code.

Android is a shitfest mixing pot between FOSS and proprietary bullshit, it's a wonder anything works at all, and considering that there's millions of people using it happily, I'd consider it a big success.

Welp, I falied an interview at microsoft. Even if I did get acceptted I would most likely not go, but still...
The interviewer was a pure enginerr while I'm a pure scientist. He asked to write some bullshit linked list code, I was worried about keeping handling edge cases to a minimum, logical flow, etc.
He was worried about presentation of the code, terribly bothered that I did not write an (beyond obvious) function signature and personally offended when I asked about research positions.
I guess even in big companies research is not an easy position to get to.

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>>56592123
We got bought out by them years ago, so can't say much about that. The switch to their management style and processes is still not fully completed yet, but things have definitely changed a lot.

Fuck IBM Notes though, it's the worst thing in the world.

>>56590866
>>>>>/a/

>only one NSA agent
>implying we're not all brainwashed NSA sleeper agents

>>56590329
how many pajeets actually work for google? and are they potty trained or just shit freely?

>>56590582
how much do you get paid?

>>56593882
i think you mean cia
nsa never invested in coercive persuation as much as we did
nsa is too busy masturbating to your dick picks you posted on the cloud

>one Google employee
>one Microsoft employee
>one Facebook employee
>one NSA employee

But does the NSA employee work for Google, Microsoft, or Facebook?

>>56590237
so in other words, 4 people who are gainfully employed in the tech sector and 4000 NEET "programmers" are what make up this board.

>>56594438
Answer: He's a contractor for all three

>>56594508
Yes. Guess which one I am!