If Apple was a democracy

>>56579866
It would be actually usefull
>swiss army knife isn't popular bc it's multible usecases

>>56579866
If apple WERE a democracy*
you illiterate shite

>cd burner
>cd

>no minidisc player

It wouldn't be hard for Apple to please whatever the customer might want, if they built more than one model of their product.

I would gladly purchase a product like this if it were under $350 and didn't come preloaded with any apple hardware/software.

>/g/ designed smartphone

>>56579866
I want an integrated DSL modem, router and network switch with 8 ports.

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Dont tell me it isnt perfect.

>>56579866
That looks pretty neat. I'd buy it.

>>56583119
Where is my microwave oven?

>>56579866
>viewmaster slot
sign me the fuck up

>>56579866

>Implying /g/ wouldn't cream their pants over a phone like that

>>56579866
Needs some S C A R T.

>>56579866
Even in memes apple still has shit design...

>handstrap
Needless additional failure points, 2/10
>fuck huge screen protector
Still does nothing to limit impacts to the display transfered through the device/frame itself.
>viewmaster
Not synergizing with the projector or optical drive, 2/10
>IOS/android switch
IOS, 0/100
>antenna
learn to fractal faggot, 0/10
>rotary controls
It's not analog... (right?)...
>radio (controls)
Just use software you faggot.
>8track player
Not synergizing with floppy drive, 3/10
Not cassette, 1/10
>kickstand
Shit design, 0/100
>punchcard reader
Just use software you faggot.
>optical drive and 8track reciever on the same face as ports
degenerate as fuck, designed by sub-humans/10
>guitar jack
Stop being an edgy faggot and just use a 3.5mm adapter, 0/10
>flip out keyboard
garbage

This could be fixed with simplification and really really creative design.
Optical drive
Magnetic drive
about 5 4 channel 3.5mm ports
hdmi ports (display port, dvi, vga, etc should never be used on a non-static device)

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>>56583416
>display port, dvi, vga, etc should never be used on a non-static device
>display port
>d i s p l a y p o r t

Mini DP is

S U P E R I O R
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wtf is a floppy drive

>>56583546
please be bait

>>56583597
>hurr durr it has to be bait if someone doesn't get it
sorry for not knowing this ep*c tech meme reference

>>56583546
You must first learn the google

why does this keep getting posted

>>56583099
>>56583622
>>56579866
>>56583266
checked

>>56579898

Fuck subjunctives in English. Counterintuitive pieces of shit that just make you harder to understand.

>>56579866
it's perfect

>>56579866
>tfw you'll never buy a phone with rotary knobs

JDIMSA

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>>56579866

>>56579866

People would never vote by 50% to include any of that pullshit on the right side, the whole cartoon is bullshit and not valid.

Its like a John Leibowitz argument/joke... yea, its kinda funny like a corny joke, you might smile a bit or understand the humor.. but its not really even valid if you look at it.

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>>56587378
it's a joke

>>56587375
Mirin that guitar jack senpai

are applefags just taking the piss or do they really not see how this is a blatant cash grab, there is literally zero benefit to removing the jack apart from shilling their shit wireless headphones

>>56587486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65_PmYipnpk

Jobs explains Apple's vision. Their goal is a wireless future, and they're taking steps toward it. It's not going to happen all at once.

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>no fleshlight
>no tripod
>no laser pointer
>no 3" enhanced dual hydration ports™
Meme/10

>>56579866
I don't see anything wrong with this desu

>>56579866
id buy that for the punch card reader.

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>>56587375
>switching to Arch from Gentoo