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>>56579808
Not sure if ironically sarcastic or just stupid

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>>56579808

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>Apple releases stupid-looking wireless headphones
>Apple cucks defend them
>...then add what amounts to a wire

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>>56579808
>Apple makes retarded decision to remove aux
>Someone tops the retardation by putting wires back
>New York Magazine calls it "courageous"

It's like a competition who can be the most retarded.

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>>56580015
mobile market summed up

>tfw actually no "good enough" phone ever
>the ones that look good on paper are actually housefire snapdragons that get uncomfortably hot in 5 minutes usage

>>56581068

FUCK YOU MY OPO IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

;-;

>>56579808
What the fuck is this shit?

Courageous? Dumbasses will buy those and will lose them within the day. I wouldn't call buying that leash courageous, I'd call it dumb.

how can cable we real if our universe isn't real

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>>56581080
You gotta flash it with Sultan's ROM though. The stock Cyanogen started to be less than stellar.

I'm gonna wait out the lifespan of my OPO before considering a new phone. And that'll probably be the latest Oneplus, this company has been good to me.

>never lose your $200 headphones again!
>apple wire, now only $50!

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>>56582792
delete this.

>>56582819
Ok, sorry.

>>56579808
>hold it upside down
>lose airpods
What even is going on with electronics anymore

>>56583037
they became fashion statements

>>56582819
>>56582842
Now I'm curious what you posted and why you listen to him

>>56583037
>>hold it upside down
>>lose airpods
???

>>56583427

>>56582792
>Won't it just slip off?

>>56583464
No.

>>56579808
The stupidity levels are over 9000

>>56583478
you mean courageous levels.

>>56579808
This isn't an Apple product guys, this is a genius cash-in.

>>56582243
my opo still has stock cyanogen and works well desu

i don't get it, this is exactly what you need? everyone would just lose their wireless earplugs without some sort of strap

>>56583671
How often do your earphones ever fall out?
Literally never happened to me. I get that you want to be on the safe side, but really, you'll notice immediately if it happens. You won't just lose it somewhere and never find it again.

>>56583736
those are earbuds, not IEMs

>>56583929
So?

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>>56579808
wow you really cant make this shit up anymore

>>56583463
They look like they just hold them in a loop using friction.

>>56585561
It looks to be made of rubber. It has enough friction. That'll hold perfectly fine.

>>56585974
You know in your heart that this is not true.

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>>56579808
I just don't fucking know anymore.

This courage meme is going to last the entire life of the iPhone 7 isn't it?

>>56586113
FUCK everything dude

>>56585974
>have these
>do jumping jacks

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>>56586070
>>56586139
My Screwdriver should easily weigh more than one of those earpods. It won't come off that easily. You'd have to put on actual force. Jumping up and down won't be enough.

This kind of innovation is surely powered by magic.

>>56582243

>Playstation 1
>Genesis Controller
>Super Mario

this is the perfect way to piss off anyone on /vg/ I'll be using this later

>>56579808

only $49.95 at the apple store

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>>56579808
I assume you tie them to your neck or something
but still

>>56586328
Your screwdriver is cute! CUTE!

>>56583544
LOL!

Take this shit to reddit or Facebook or some other place that cares

Let's guess the price? I'd give $29.95

>>56580015
I'm pretty sure the NY mag is being facetious bc Apple used the word courageous at the conference and everyone gave them shit for it.

>>56586990
$30 for a couple pieces of string with some rubber and a little twist of metal?

More like $50.

>>56587117
*$49.99

>>56579808
>wireless is the future
>lets add tethers to the wireless earpods like most wireless headphones have done for years
innovashun

>>56586997
I agree.
It is definitely satirical, why else would they use "courageously?"

>>56587245
That "Whoosh" you heard was the joke going over your head.

>>56579808
literally the string you hold glasses with. The cost like €2

>https://www.google.ie/search?q=glasses+holder+string&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjBr8Puvo3PAhUgM8AKHaAxCGsQ_AUICCgB&biw=1366&bih=653#imgrc=teJxCMZp92v06M%3A

>>56586551
Thanks for letting us know, bucko. How you enjoying the site so far?

Brilliant, this shit makes me wish Steve Jobs were still alive. The crap that people will buy...holy fuck.

>tech tip: turn your iPhone 6s into an iPhone 7 by putting tape over the headphone jack!11

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>>56588591

Even better, buy pic related.

>>56588603
Does it come in different sizes and vibrate too?

>>56588440
>How you enjoying the site so far?
Frankly, it's disappointing. I had hoped for better, especially outside /b/.