samsung bomber

>>56565383
samshits will defend this

Could this be a terrosrist attack plotted by the chinese government?

>>56565383
Who cares one plus is better

what is keeping me from buying second hand note 7s and having them replaced with brand new ones by samsung

>>56565383

Buy the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 for that iconic Boston experience!™

>>56565415
Samsung phones are made in korea

Would be useful for stolen phones. Just detonate when it reads tyrone's fingerprint

Turning in my Nuke 7, which phone should I get to replace it?

>hanjin
>samsung
south korea is fucked. great.

>>56565499
iPhone 7 plus 128gb.

>>56565454
You have to go through the cellular provider which means the phone has to be in your name and have a clean IMEI. Buying 2nd hand phones instead of refurbished ones is risky due to ease of fraud.
>>56565460
Some are. The initial phone release tend to be made in Korea but the main bulk ends up being made in China.

What kind of neanderthal keeps his phone in his right pocket? He had it coming.

>>56565499
Sanding gangway sets served edgy

>>56565499
Why not the LG v20 ?

>>56565499
If you don't answer Jolla Phone, you don't belong on /g/

>>56565610
>memephone
no

>>56565499
Xperia compact

>>56565588
how's LG's software these days? The V20 looks nice, but I'm waiting for the Pixel phones

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>>56565499
if you're gonna go with android HTC 10 or a Nexus

otherwise iphone 6/7

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>>56565499
s7 edge

>>56565726
I already suggested that asshole see
>>56565585

Heh, consumer normies get what they deserve

>>56565743
don't use voice input ever again.

Flying soon

Terrified that some cunt is going to have one of these on the flight

>>56565777
shit tier airlines haven't banned them yet

>>56565499
HTC one 10 or wait for the new nexus phones

>>56565383
>mfw during OSHA "training" at my college i asked why case of exploding batteries was skipped
>"we never had any case of exploding batteries in our dorm"
who's laughing now, dipshit?

SAMSHIT HOUSEFIRES

>>56565383
It's already considered a bomb on our airports in my country. You either give it up to the officials or gtfo

How bad are they gonna get sued?

fake
lol
any who thinks that burn in the pants side is real needs their head checking.
I have no preference for Samsung etc but that pic is not from a real spontaneous fire

>>56565383
>anno domini
>samshit

literally why

>>56565685
Not him, but are normal sized xperia's good? I have fuck huge hands, i can use the note 4 (note edge actually) one handed easily, will an xperia feel uncomfortable to me

Someone post that picture of the burning jeep with it's door blown off from the note 7 explosion?

experts said it has similar power to standard issue US military grenades

o i am laffin at foolz who stick to samshit because of "muh headphone jack"

>>56566006
samshit dumbphones are actually quite ok

>>56566000
they'll get sued for Quintillion won.
IT'S OVER SOUTH KOREA IS FINISHED

One of the phones just blew up in some kids hands lol

http://nypost.com/2016/09/11/recalled-samsung-phone-explodes-in-little-boys-hands/

>>56565777
One is no problem. You gonna inhale some gas that's all.

Think about what group of terrorist could do on a plain with a lot of batteries.

>>56565565
The defective batteries were manufactured in Korea.

Damn, that girl was hairy as fuck.

>>56565383
Murica

>>56566124
I don't think Johnathan is a girl's name

>>56565575
Where do you put it, your purse?

realistically how low will refurbed nuke 7s go for black friday?

>>56565383
>"C-can I put on your pants..?"
>"Y-yeah, the one with the blood"
What the fuck Jonathan

>>56566395
After the fix, probably still high as ever. It's not like the explosiveness keeps it from being a good phone after refurb.

>>56565689
They've been making it less and less bloated since the G4

What happens if you walk carrying a Note 7 and a .40 caliber Glock?

>>56566001

>he didn't finish high school and he didn't learn about the wick effect
>*picture of laughing whores*

>>56565383
Rich fags getting literally btfo.

>>56566383
yes

cramming stuff into your pockets is for primates, you can carry a lot more this way and always have everything you need

Slav labor didn't turn out that great.

As of April 2013, 123 South Korean companies were employing approximately 53,000 DPRK workers and 800 ROK staff. Their wages, totalling $90 million each year, had been paid directly to the North Korean government.[4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaesong_Industrial_Region

>>56566913
What a faggot

I don't follow the whole samsung bomb thing, but can you explain one thing to me: is it actually the phones fault, or is it just the battery?

>>56565383
Samsung is finished

Does the battery explodes in one go or it inflates/exhale some gas?

>>56566971
look at this primate

*laughing sluts*

>>56566971
muh style > efficiency? Sounds like you're the faggot here

>>56567097
have fun being laughed at by everybody while you stroll around with your man purse, fedora and cargo pants you nigger

>>56565499
just get another note 7

I hate my note 7.

How can you call this a flagship when it comes with shit ton of bloatware? Im switching to v20 when it comes out

>>56565383
they'll... they'll fix it!!! give them time to patch it!!!

>>56565460
>he didn't specify which Korea

>>56565565
My SGS7 is made in Vietnam.

So, importing a Chink compatible battery can actually make your phone safer?

Just get the iPhone 7 plus

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>>56567083
>>56567097
*tips*

>>56566108
>Chinese batteries are less explosive than Korean batteries
Gooks btfo by chinks

Wonder how much money you could get out of them for this
Reckon the lawyer could ride the whole mental trauma thing pretty hard

>>56566000
Its rumored that Samsung will lose over 10 billion dollars

>>56567175
>>56566920
They could have been made by North Koreans.

>>56565726
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/mobiles-and-tabs/120916/samsung-faces-lawsuit-after-man-suffers-third-degree-burns-from-faulty-s7-edge.html

I'm worried about getting the note 7 now. I'm switching carriers and wish I could just keep my note 4. I like having the stylus to jot things down because I'm a forgetful person. Though I was a bit upset to find out that the note 7 doesn't have a removable battery and is going the way of the apple(and paying the price for it).

I just want my stylus. Is there really no other alternatives?

>silver htc10 in UK is only available with ugly white screen


Why do companies do this shit?

>>56565383
>Upgrading phones Everytime a new one drops
If you do this I'm glad you almost lost your limbs

>>56565383
KARMA SUCKS FOR THAT BITCH hahahhaahhahaha

Hope Samsung fixes this before my contract runs out in April but, they'll probably have something better by then.

>>56566024
It definitely won't be uncomfortable to you.

hourly shillpost reminding you to buy great value chinkphones instead of Samshit.

>>56565383
That's not even a serious wound, jesus christ americans are entitled. So her phone exploded, so fucking what? I don't care.

>>56567680
>I don't mind my devices blowing up as long as they don't rip off my leg

>>56567680
Great job, Kaifun.

0.015 SamBucks have been deposited into your account.

>>56565383
Holy shit, that chick has some hairy legs

>>56567680
الله أكبر!

>>56567693
It's a minor burn. She won't even remember it happened in half a week - that's how minor it is.

It's not Samsung's fault, but the battery maker's.

>>56567725
Samsung is the battery maker

>>56567725
and if it had exploded in someone face instead would you be saying "oh it's just a little permanent eye damage and some slight facial scarring, who cares? She will probably forget about it in a week."

>>56567128

>shitting on cargo pants

Why do you care so much about fashion that you'd ditch a very practical piece of clothing?

>>56567843
Usually means they have shallow friends that care about what they wear.

Proud cargo shorts wearer.

All summer long baby.

>>56567175
The chink looking ones

>>56565460
Some are made in Vietnam too

>>56567869
Any time I see someone wearing cargo shorts I jsut assume they are autistic fucks who don't know how to dress themselves, the only time it's acceptable to wear cargo shorts is if you are fishing or building a fucking house.

>>56566077
>he’s now too scared to go near any other devices.

They're doing gods work. Raising a 6yo with a tablet is a terrible idea anyway.

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>>56567869
As a woman, I appreciate men who still act and dress like men. The "fashionable" shorts that I see a lot in magazines nowadays look like they were made specifically for gay men.

>>56567923
Every time I see a man wearing ball-crushing lady jeans and pic related, I automatically assume, likes it up the butt.

>>56568092
>as a woman

Pretend-women aren't women, anon.

>>56567869
There's nothing wrong with cargo shorts, all us normies wear them as well. It's the cargo pants that are atrocious.

>>56568092
>As a woman
Two options here.
1) You're a dude, go to your shrink.
2) You're actually a woman who is unbearably bitchy all the time.

I'd say odds are pretty fucking good it's 1 not 2.

Either way, opinion fucking discarded.

>>56568324
You sound defensive

>>56565383
that guy is going to make millions

>>56568478
okay

It feels to me that a company selling disguised bombs to people should probably go out of business.

>>56568505
Probably more like thousands. Maybe a million before lawyers get most of it

>>56568240
>>56568324

Because there are no women on the internet, right? Whatever makes you sleep at night.

I may be bitchy at times on the internet but I keep it under wraps in real life for the sake of civility.

>>56568929
lol, keep digging your hole, pansy

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>>56565383

>Gookshit

Trust a gook your pants get cooked.

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>>56567365
They will survive.

So, Japan is now bombarding USA at last?

>>56569410
Not if Sony keeps fucking up

>>56568092
You sound like one of those girls who pretends to be racist to get alt-right chode on facebook LOL

>>56565383
Poor man, he's never gonna reproduce again. Like everyone who keep his phone in his pocket like that.

>>56568092
Well you are a guy so it makes sense.

>>56565460
They're assembled in China, like all phones

>>56565383
How much is that person getting from Samsung for that? 2 million?

I had saved up for a Note 7, would I be making a britbong mistake choosing a Sony Xperia X or a Huawei P9 instead?

>>56565383
So what's that? An S4? S5?

>>56567923
>autistic fucks who don't know how to dress themselves

take one good hard look at how much weaboo posting occurs on this board and you should understand immediately why what you just described is the norm and not the exception on here specifically

Meanwhile with a Chink battery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqPFuzRIANs

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>>56565383
iphone bomber.

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any phone has a fucking chance of explosion, no manufacturer is immune. stop killing threads to fucking shill you filthy jewish cunts.

>>56572166
>>56572194
KIM PARK LEE ON DAMAGE CONTROL

>>56572166
>he fell on it which is totally an excuse for it exploding!

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allahu akbar

>>56565383
Isn't it only an issue when charging, ie. just like every past battery caused explosion/fire?

Anyone else sealing their phone inside a metal container when charging it over night?

>>56572221
An expanding battery like in your picture is a safety feature you spunktrumpet. Its that or exploding when the battery fails in a manner that leads to gas buildup.

>>56572270
I just don't charge my phone overnight.

>>56572318
No, the expanding battery is a different kind of failure which could turn into an exploding battery.

>>56568092
>Every time I see a man wearing ball-crushing lady jeans and pic related, I automatically assume, likes it up the butt.
Sounds like you're an ugly bitch from somewhere irrelevant. If you've gone to college in the South or live in the Northeast you would know that any guy who cares about how he looks dresses like that, including straight guys.

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>>56565383

Problem is: Lithium ion techonology remained exactly the same since it became commercialized, the power of the devices using it however grew which all combined (big ass screen, gorillion cores, cancer play store ads that normies fall for, very very shit operating device with over gorillion power hungry backdoors such as "google play services") aswell as constant use of cpu on hot summer days without any active cooling heats up the already small and fragile lithium battery pouch to infernal temperatures which make it swell, pinch and burn up like crazy.

This is clearly a shit engineering job from samshit but it could happen to "phablets" out there because of how stupid it is to give normies something that powerfull so irresponsibly. Also normies won't even use 25% of the oh so hot and latest SUPER MEGA 876579 CORES phone anyway so fuck them and they deserve everything that comes to them.

>>56567725
Doesn't look like a minor burn to me. Especially because the battery emits all kinds of toxic chemicals that can do god knows what to an open wound. So what you need to do is remove a lot of additional tissue so that the wound can heal properly without some lithium shit causing necrosis or whatever.

>>56567725

It's 100% samsungs fault. The "battery maker" which probably are themselves just give them a standard to spec lipo pouches that their shit "phones" overheat.

The only thing you can controll with lipos is the capacity and discharge rate which they clearly fucked up by first not testing and measuring the constant draw of their shit phones and probably put a low discharge lipo there to save space and weight.

EE 101 ffs fucking chinks.

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>>56565383

that's what they get for purchasing a Samsung phone. Their TV's aren't that bad though.

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>>56565383
>lipos
>potentially dangerous
Who the fuck knew...

>>56565383
lucky bastards are millionaires now

>>56572576
>Especially because the battery emits all kinds of toxic chemicals that can do god knows what to an open wound.
Kill yourself gramps, it's not 1970 anymore.

>>56572725
where is this where they have fire extinguishers every 10 feet

>>56572725
>hotwheels

>>56572749
>real numbers on the wall
>tanktop, sandals, and chink
>rubber molding on walls
prolly a cali school.

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>>56568092
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

>>56572733
Probably just people who threw their phones around or fell against an edge hard and damaged the battery.
It's not samsung's fault that they did the equivalent of smoking at a gas station.

>>56572725
Is that an electric unicycle that exploded and caught fire?

>>56565707
lmao retard

>>56572725
must have went over 4mph

>>56572848
Samsung apologist alert!

>>56573178
Or alternatively, a lad who understands the dangers involved with lipos and isn't surprised when they fail.
It's pretty hard for a lipo to fail non-catastrophically.

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>>56565383
>2001: Needs to hijack a plane
>2016:Needs to buy a Samsung phone
What a wonderful time

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>>56565383
>People are still trying to force this shitty meme.

>>56565499
the S7

>>56573230
Or they could just use LiFePO4 instead, something that can actually handle fast charging with 2000 charge cycles and doesn't explode when it fails.
It has lower Wh tper volume but just removing their shitty bloatware will make up for lost capacity.

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>>56573501
shut up, whore. We all know you like to h*ld h*nds in public.

At least now samsung will stop using shitty batteries

the only thing bad about my galaxy note 4 was the battery that could only hold half the charge after 1 year of heavy use, luckly i can replace it, but i got paranoid about Samsung batteries, guess i was right

GNU/NEETS

ON

SUICIDE

WATCH

>>56565565
>>56565454
Nope. You dont have to go through the service provider. Straight up to Samsung. Samsung will exchange any Note 7 on you, first, second or third-hand

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>>56573687
Delet this

NON REMOVABLE BATTERIES

>>56565383
>company detects a problem, public admits it and offers to fix it for free
appleshits will never understand this

>>56565383
google says it's a samsung galaxy s3
and the story is from 3 years or more ago.
inb4 shill and all that good /g/ shit

>>56566913
>Carrying around an unnecessary bag instead of putting shit into your pockets

And I bet you think you don't look autistic with your back sack on Jamal.

>>56572725
underrated filename

>>56565412
Errors like these happen.