Coke = C Pepsi = Java

if you need food & drink analogies to better understand the nuanced differences between programming languages, please stop working with programming languages.

So coke is a deprecated product that only autists use?

>>56553820

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fuck off OP

>>56553802
Then Cola Zero must be C#. Same taste as Pepsi.

Wtf I hate java now

Only gayboys and fuccbois drink Cock. I mean Coke.

>>56553852
>correcting yourself in the same text box
you sure are a retarded faggot. i mean "cool".

>>56553802
root beer = ruby

>>56553802
Rust == Kumis

nigger cum = asp.net

>>56553802
Both have their place and neither will be going away anytime soon despite being pretty old at this point.

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Python

>>56553885
haskell = fat neet neckbeard cum

>>56553872
Clojure = Cummies

>>56553908
COBOL still sees use in banking because code has already been written in COBOL. i don't think any language with code in use will ever die. people are too afraid of messing with what already works (by which i mean *functions*; maybe not optimally, but adequately).

>>56553852
Only gayboys and fuccbois drink the sugar carbonated jew.

>>56553802
C = Steak
Java = Burger

>>56553993
And what is fried chicken then?

>>56554204
That would be Python.

>>56554249
hahaha epic! and i appreciate this because i don't understand programming languages without food to make it more familiar :-)

php = double espresso with sugar

HolyC = Dr Pepper because it's literally god tier

>>56554279
can you say it in terms of something i would eat or drink as an american? preferably a carbonated beverage

>>56553993
So, both are cancerous?

C is pretty much outdated these days but ppl still drink a lot of coke. Terrible analogy

>>56553802
According to Stallman, Java is a viable improvement to C.
Pepsi is neither a viable alternative, nor an improvement to anything, let alone God tier Coke.

>>56553802
This thread is the prime reason that I come to /g/. Where else will you see someone comparing programming languages to pop?

>>56554295
Yes, javascript is the only non-cancerous programing language.

>>56553802
What's crystal pepsi, then?
It fixes all of pepsi's problems.

>>56554304
C is still widely used

>>56554339
less and less every day

>>56553802
WTF I hate pepsi now

Dr. Pepper is better than both

>>56554349
>programs and programming languages will become so bloated that you need ridiculously spec'd machines to run software
>as a result, programmers will have to come crawling back to lower level languages and learn to optimize their code
I'm looking forward to the absolute end of scalable CPU performance. It already happened in 2005, but lets see just how far the multicore meme goes before people realize what a joke it is.

>>56554378
You must be agnostic.

>>56553802
They taste almost the same.
Aside from syntax, C is almost nothing like Java in any way.

>>56553823
>>56554304
>>56554349
Show me one OS that can be built from the ground up without using C.

>>56553862
>referring to a 4chan post as a "text box"

>>56554483
>Show me one OS that can be built from the ground up without using C.
http://menuetos.net/

>>56554483
The guy writing the comment was writing it in a text box. He was correcting himself in the text box. Are you retarded or is this some sort of deliberately "ironic" joke?

In my country, Coke changed the formula a year ago, and since then, Pepsi is the only viable solution.

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>>56554792
this is pretty damn good to be honest

i'm a waterfag but damn

>>56554811
they're both shit, therefore they're the same

>>56553802
Coke = AMD
Pepsi = Intel

duh, just look at the colors

>>56553802
Fuck off you stupid sugar filled American. Go die of diabetes. Nobody likes your shitty fucking sugar water.

>>56553802

c = water
java = coffee

Lua = Ice cream

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johann sebastian bach = c compiler

wolfgang amadeus mozart = c++

ludwig van beethoven = objective-c

franz liszt = python
> inb4 franz lisp

michael jackson = java

elvis presley = ruby

justin bieber = C#

>>56554811
>when someone post reddit memes

thing i like = language i like

thing i dislike = language i dislike

>>56555682
Chopin = haskell