Surviving Disasters

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Surviving Disasters 2016-09-11 17:04:04 Post No. 56550763
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Surviving Disasters Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:04:04 Post No. 56550763 [Report]

Hey /g/. What technology could I carry on my person that would have helped me survive 9/11? Or any other natural disasters for that matter.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:07:55 Post No.56550813
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:07:55 Post No.56550813 [Report]

Cyanide capsule?

Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:11:16 Post No.56550860
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:11:16 Post No.56550860 [Report]

A parachute

Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:14:07 Post No.56550896
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 17:14:07 Post No.56550896 [Report]

A menorah

Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:33:57 Post No.56552207
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:33:57 Post No.56552207 [Report]

>>56550763
>natural disasters
>9/11

pick one

Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:35:28 Post No.56552226
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:35:28 Post No.56552226 [Report]

>>56552207
But humans are natural.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:37:07 Post No.56552250
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:37:07 Post No.56552250 [Report]

>>56550763
Gun with a bullet

>>56552207
All the forces and elements at play were natural the effects of physics. Humans are also a natural element.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:41:52 Post No.56552304
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:41:52 Post No.56552304 [Report]

>>56552207
>>56552250
9/11 was planned by the Jews and Israel numbnuts.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:45:45 Post No.56552356
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 18:45:45 Post No.56552356 [Report]

>a good chinese knife handpicked by /csg/
>a walkie-talkie
>a parachute (practice jumping at least once so you can know how to use it)
>a gas mask

Anonymous 2016-09-11 19:07:04 Post No.56552685
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 19:07:04 Post No.56552685 [Report]

>>56550763
>9/11
>natural disaster
wew

Anonymous 2016-09-11 20:00:49 Post No.56553496
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 20:00:49 Post No.56553496 [Report]

Dragon dildo

Anonymous 2016-09-11 20:27:30 Post No.56553913
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 20:27:30 Post No.56553913 [Report]

>>56550763
jet pack

Anonymous 2016-09-11 20:49:40 Post No.56554243
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 20:49:40 Post No.56554243 [Report]

>>56553913
Ironically the most reasonable post so far is a jetpack

Anonymous 2016-09-11 21:10:06 Post No.56554539
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 21:10:06 Post No.56554539 [Report]

>>56550763
1000m of paracord and 2 carabiners