/g/ BTFO

>apple is not a democracy
>what are shareholders

>no Android ViewMaster
Why live?

>>56546626
that would be actually pretty cool

Get rid of some of the obviously useless shit like the floppy drive, and I'd buy it

>>56546626
That's an objectively great phone.

>punchcard reader
Kek

Still no gentoo
0/10

>>56546626
Where can I buy one?

>mfw inserting a lace card

would buy

>>56546626
A guitar jack would be great, and a 6 AA battery slot

That actually seems pretty swanky, minus the View-Master and 8 track player.

>No CF/SD/mSD slot multireader
Fucking droped. Apple you had one job.

>>56548150
Bottom-left

I'd like to have a way to connect my coaxial cable, for when my router fails.

>>56546626
But Android phones can do bunch of those without being made super big like that

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>>56548047

>>56546626
I don't get why phones don't have lanyards.

All my flashlights do and a phone is a lot more fragile than a flashlight.

>>56548223
10/10, did you make that?

>>56546904
I knew it. I knew one of you morons was going to actually try and defend this Frankenstein.

>>56546626
>CD burner
>not calling it an optical drive
>6cm wide

>>56546626
the only thing I care about is SD slot.
samsung forever king because of it.

Take out the paper shit, the 8 track, and the floppy
Add an SD/microSD card slot

>>56548796
>samsung
>SD slot
How old is your phone you faggot

>>56546626
it's missing a cup holder

I'd use it desu

This would be the only apple device I could be tempted to aquire.

>>56546626
>STILL no SD card slot
>STILL no removable battery

Apple can just never get it right, can they?