EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56525095
>can't play vinyls
Trash

Actually this is kinda cool.

Especially Linux switch.
Maybe we need Kali Linux instead Gentoo? and don't forget physical keyboard.

You know what? no.

If /g/ made the phone, it would be a Nokia N900 updated to current specs and with a great battery.

We are not a bunch of retards.

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>>56525167
>We are not a bunch of retards.

>>56525095

Is that supposed to be a joke? Hell I'd buy it.

So long as it runs only free-as-in-freedumz software.

>>56525167
>physical keyboard
Why do you want this to come back?

i want this now

>>56525095
At least this phone kept the jack

>>56525202
I personally don't. I know, however, that if /g/ had to agree on a phone it would look a lot like a five inches n900 with smaller bezels, updated specs, Micro SD slot and a 3000 mAh battery.

A Nexus 5 with 2016 specs and an SD card slot.

i have actually always wanted an ethernet port on my mobile.

The sad part is, it's still less stupid than a smartphone with no 3.5mm jack.

>>56525095
10/10 hacker machine would buy

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>>56525167
>we're not a bunch of retards

>>56525095
shills
on
4chan

>>56525202
Emulation, of old games, ability to play new ones, as well as just being able to type with it

>>56525095
>punch card reader

I lost.

>>56525202
Not him but I can't type on touchscreens for shit.

>>56525095
shouldnt it have some stupid ass DAC ?

>>56525202
Because touch screens are shit.

>>56525095
Yea but what key switches on the flip - out board?? Brown? Red for gaming?? We need input, people!

>>56525095
>No thermite self destruct button

1/10

>>56525095
I wish to purchase your phone device.

>>56525202
Because touchscreens hurt my fingers more than physical keyboards ever did.

>>56525095

I would seriously purchase this phone and put it in my car. It's a really dumb meme but smartphones these days are absolute shit and haven't impressed me in the last 3 years.

>>56525202
Touchscreens suck...unless you love a lack of tactile response and a smudgy ass screen.

Also You lose screen real estate when you cover a third of the fucking thing with a goddamn software keyboard.

Touchscreen typing is awful.

>>56525167
>We are not a bunch of retards
Really?
>480 announced
>/g/ over hypes it and creams itself
>480 released
>/g/ rages bc it couldn't live up to the neckbeard hype and basically declears it trash tier
>480 is actually really successful as a budget card

>/g/ declears Linux to be God tier while secretly still using Windows 7

>/Hpg/ urges people to buy some weird hipster headphones bc m50x and momentum are "trash"
>Weird hipster phones are actually trash

>/Spg/ urges people to buy chink shit instead of Samsung
>Chink shit explodes with no warranty

/g/ is pretty retarded, don't take purchase advise from us

>>56525181
>implying anyone here isn't autistic.
Jesus did you just install Clover today?

>>56525095
All of those ports could be made into an accessory if the phone had one output fast enough to deal with it

As for the phone itself, /g/ would simply want it to be modular and as easy to modify as possible

>>56525202

because i often SSH into my servers when on the road, and a real keyboard is much easier for typing arcane commands than a touchscreen keyboard where i'm constantly flipping pages to find special symbols, and it autocorrects my commands when i'm not paying attention

touch/swype keyboards are excellent for texting etc, but crap for CLI input.

Not every phone should have a physical keyboard, but it would nice to have 1 phone on the market with relatively modern specs. just 1, please!

>>56528784
get a blackberry priv then. its literally "/g/ the phone" discount security features that prevents rooting.

>>56528883

no root, no deal. i like to own my hardware. also, RIM have shown themselves to be actively hostile to user privacy, giving master encryption keys to governments etc.

(also, I'd prefer a horizontal slide-out keyboard, but thats just a prefernce not a deal breaker. no root is a deal breaker)

>>56525273
This

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Would you?

>>56525095
kek that's pretty cool, I'd actually buy it.

>>56530594
if it has a microsd card slot, qualcomm quick charging, >3500mah battery, proper usb host mode, a proper car dock that charges it, and an unlocked bootloader i'd pay over 1000 dollars for it. I dont even care if its cpu isn't the greatest because all mobile cpu still suck ass.

Describe your REALISTIC dream phone.
>4.7 fullHD IGZO display, sensor works if wet. Maybe a 6.5 qHD variant for those who consume a lot of media.
>scratch-proof glass, nothing needs shatter-proof glass except the thin meme phones
>no front buttons
>bezels as thin as possible
>curved back and sides, like on htc one m8
>sandstone back texture, like on OPO
>no fingerprint scanner meme, or combined with the unlock button on the side
>stereo front speakers - convenient for media
>at least 5k mAh swappable battery
>microsd slot
>dual sim
>UFS/NVMe internal storage
>camera with a bitchin ass big sensor, emphasis on sensitivity, not the resolution. OIS.
>dedicated reconfigurable camera button
>amp with a gain switch, low gain for sensitive headphones and high gain for cans
>NFC
>IR blaster
>qi charging
>usb type c 3.1
>SD820/821/830
>heat pipe for improved sustained performance and even some room for OC
>water and dust resistant(nothing insane though, it just has to survive a fall in water), lacquered PCB
>ROM is straight from CAF sources, gapps are optionally installed(or not) during the setup. Pajeets will do the rest for free

>>56525095
>expandable to cube

everyone is stupid except me

>>56531212
Your stupid too.

>>56525167
Speak for yourself.