Apple invented wireless headphones???

>>56508444
>Why is apple being praised for this?

Where?

dem trips

and no.
Nobody literally nobody is praising them for the wireless headphones.

Hell, if they instead would've released wireless bone-inducing headphones the world would've been up with them and praising them but no

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>>56508784
>listening to music on my pair of iBones
>music going through the skelington inside me through tiny but constant vibrations
>it gets osteoporosis and dies
>mfw the iBone defeats the evil inside us

>we invented a new black, we call it jet black
>mug design
>and we removed something, like us for it

this keynote comes across as a parody of apple more than a real presentation, I keep keking watching it

>>56508444
>Why is apple being praised for this?
Because this is the same kind of shit that apple pulls every single time they release a product. Here's how it works:

1. Clever and smart engineers at a company that isn't apple come up with a new idea and try and sell a product based on it;
2. The product isn't successful, because people are fucking idiots;
3. ~5 years later apple releases the iProduct - which is a shittier version of the original product, but shaped to look like a 24th century dildo and priced at a 2000% mark up on what the original cost, claiming that they invented the idea;
4. The mainstream media laps this bullshit up, because doing research is hard (you have to you know google shit, and that takes away time that they could be spending on giving Steve Jobs corpse another blowjob in a desperate attempt to suck the last of the cancer out of his balls (but this will never work, because you can't remove cancer from something that was entirely made of cancer))
5. Other media outlets cite the first media outlets who cite the other media outlets in an endless circlejerk of faggotry and fail;

>>56508444
>Why is apple being praised for this?
Who is praising them for the wireless headphones? Certainly nobody on /g/.
Getting rid of an obsolete standard? That's praiseworthy.

>>56508444
>Apple invented wireless headphones
I have actually heard someone say this already