>from the iPhone 7 ad

forgot to say no homo

woah man that's pretty spooky at least they aren't NEGROS

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It's not a mystery anymore, iPhones are literally dumbed down smartphones for mostly homosexuals. I mean the CEO of aplel is a literally faggot, what else did you expect?

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>>56502772
or even worse, a negro and a white woman

>>56502716
Is there something wrong? It's just 2 bros chilling.

>>56502839
Bros don't fuck each other in the ass. Those aren't bros.

>>56502883
>Bros don't fuck each other in the ass.
It's not gay if balls aren't touching

>>56502883
Just because he's showing him something on his phone doesn't mean that they plow each other

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>>56502787
>without a scratch
>"...actually, you may want to get a case"

>>56502918
It does. They are way too fucking close, not even blood brothers get that close. Those niggas are gay.

>>56502918
Spotted the faggot

>>56503045
>>56503073
So leaning on your friends is gay? ok

>>56503045
>blood brothers
>literally giving each other AIDS without even having an orgasm to show for it

Now THAT's gay

>>56503100
>having """""friends""""""

GAY AF

>>56502787
>so you don't have to
wat?

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We homo now

>>56502918
head on shoulder senpai

>>56503549
HE'S TIRED AND NEEDS TO REST HIS HEAD MOMENTARILY!!!

>>56502787
We need to make one of these claiming that the iphone 7 has "built-in inertial dampers" that prevent fall damage. It would be hilarious to see normies break their iphones over a star trek meme.

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>>56502716
>tfw I will never have a cute bf

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>not buying a chinkphone

>>56502716

There are no straight white males in this ad.

Fuck you APPLE.

>>56504431
Straight white males in the right age group to watch the keynote are statistically more likely to get an Android than other demographics.

>>56502716
By faggots, for faggots

you mad that those two fags work in manhattan and make more in a year than you do in 5?

>>56504603
I didn't know it pays well to take it in the ass

>>56502787

Awful attempt at typography and Apple is also the easiest to emulate. This has neckbeard prints all over it.

>>56503124

kek

>>56504660

You're underestimating the double male no children income m8.

>>56502787
i find it insulting that you think that i as a gay man would own a shit tier iphone when i could have superior android

>>56504603
>you mad that those two fags work in manhattan and make more in a year than you do in 5
Yeah but they pay as much as 5 times than where I live faggot.

You are all a bunch of retards.

I'm pretty happy they are helping normalize all kinds of relationships. I totally understand you being angry at some discrimination taking place in the selection for jobs in IT that favours minorities, but this has nothing to do with it.

You can hate Apple because they removed the headphone jack in one of their greatest dick moves ever, or because they don't pay their taxes, or because of the locking down of their devices... Apple is easy to hate, really. They deserve it. But this?

You should really try to become more adapted to contemporary society.

>>56504840

>Not having a 4000 square foot condo furnished in solid teak with a handmade persian rug that conceals the poo stains in the concrete floor.

>>56504858

This right here. The thing is the people saying that shit on here are probably super polite in real life. It's just not cool to be tolerant when you're anonymous.

>>56503852
That's an ad for detergent retard.

>go to the movies with a bro
>bfg
>wife next to me
>she falls asleep
>rest my head on my bro's shoulder
>he doesn't care
>continue a normal relationship afterwards
wow, it's fucking nothing

>>56502716
I fucking hate this stereotype. Im gay and people thinking i want or have a iphone offends me. Ill stick with my note5 thanks

>>56502883
>doesn't know about brojobs

Faggot

>>56504858
You should go to pol and/or stop being a massive faggot

>>56504966
Oh damn I thought that huge white thing was the new xiaomi Max++

I love bbc now!

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>>56502787
Soon.

>>56502716
The CEO of Apple is literally a cock-sucker and people are still surprised at the shenanigans they pull

>>56503629
with as well a designed webpage as the "blast from the past" thing

>>56505017
Just divorce your wife already, anon, her eggs aren't going to stay fresh forever, and at your level of denial it will take you at least a decade to come out of the closet

>>56505017
[spoiler]ur gay[/spoiler]

They could just be two friends. Just because it's two guys sitting each other doesn't mean they're gay.

>>56502716
apple has been used by teen girls and faggots since forever. why are you assblasted they target their products to this demographic?

>>56505062
Don't your earphone cords cause the earbuds to fall out when you're grinding on several barely-literate brown men in the club?

Don't you hate having nowhere to clean your semen and lube coated cable by the end of the night?

What if you're getting gangbanged by several Africans and you drop your phone only for it to smash and break and now you can't receive that urgent call from your adopted, transgender mulatto daughter who's calling to say that the man you brought home the other night finally woke up and is getting aggressive since there are no clean needles to inject?

Wouldn't your life be so much easier with an Apple iPhone™ and AirPods™?

>>56504858
kys fag enabler

>mfw this entire thread
Go back to your /pol/ containment board

>>56504858
What's wrong with hating fags? They're really annoying.

https://youtu.be/Ir-WabG3EJ8

>two men are in proximity of one another and appear to be friends
>clearly they must fuck each other in the ass
>this is a rational first thought
>he is not just leaning over to show the other guy the screen

/pol/ confirmed for closet gays

for the hundredth time

>>56506573
Fags don't whine constantly on my discussion medium of choice about how I need to support mass genocide of nonwhites or I'm not allowed to talk about computer software in their safe space of protected opinions.

>>56502883

Women won't want to fuck a guy who they think is a fag. Wise up faggot and learn what is acceptable and isn't for a heterosexual, if you are.

>>56506639
So you hate white people?

>>56506618
>one guy has his fucking head on another guy's shoulder while they watch a video
>not gay to the max

I'm all for calling out /pol/ but if you don't think that's gay then I've got some news for you.