name TWO programming languages.

C(++)?

>>56502580
BASIC
COBOL

>>56502580
Oh fuck, shit dude... uh... give me a minute I'll think of something

jackie chan
jackie chan
jackie chan

>>56502580
brainfuck and BASIC

>>56502580
Jackie
Chan

HTML
Jackie Chan

>>56502580
English and spanish

>>56502580
C and Jackie Cha... fuck

>>56502580
C++

Sorry, that wasn't two languages. That wasn't one language. It was over TEN languages. How??? C++ is a Multi-Paradigm Programming Language. That means it's not just C, it's not just object oriented programming, but it's both, as well as a functional programming language and much, much more. It is the swiss army knife of programming languages, it's 10+ different tools in one little package.

>>56502752
>Name TWO [b]programming[/b] languages

>>56502580
lisp
Objective C

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>>56502680
>>56502751
>>56502813

>>56502580
Javascript

SANIC

goat-zee
and
prantfour

>>56502817
>BBCode on 4chan
Summer's over, Anon.

HolyC and LOLCODE

CSS
JSON

Install and gentoo

Basic
Visual Basic
Java
C#
C
C++
F#
Ruby
Python
Swift
PHP (kinda?)

>>56502580
Computer brail and hax0r code

Times New Roman
Calibri

>>56502580
Jackiescript
Chan++

>>56502580
HTML
XML

CSS and assembly

MSI afterburner and EVGA Precision X

>>56502580
C.

Everything else is a meme.

>>56502580
Javascript

Spanish
English

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>>56502580
Java and OH FUCK
>tfw first year CS degree

>>56502942
Clearly not. >>56502680 >>56502751 >>56502813

>>56502580
Chan Kong-sang

>>56503775
We started with C++. It was a nightmare.

C++
Python
Java
only three worth learning desu

>>56502580
Lisp and Haskell, how meme am I?

>>56502816
>Interjected

>>56503809
>python
>java
>worth learning
please kys

>>56503818
I like how you think.

>>56502580
lua and excel

second life scripting language and roblox

>>56502580
MATLAB
that's the only one I know.

ruby on rails

i dont need to name anything else

Forth and Pike

C and Pascal

>>56502816
>one little package

LOL

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>>56503783

>>56502580
Clean
Erlang

scratch
cmd
java
pythong
and basic

>>56502580
PIET
Brainfuck

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uhh well... HTML and uhm.... CSS xD

html and css am I right lads?

>>56503803
This. My intro courses were C++ and I hated it for a while. I started again with Perl and Java and worked my way back to C and appreciated it (C and C++) much more the second time around.

>>56502607
COBOL

If you are interested in this subject I can pdfscan my old COBOL textbook from 2013.

It is basically a complete reference text.

Very interesting and quick language to learn. Very purpose built.

Lambda Calculus
Turing Complete

>>56504539
the Jackie Chan joke? the one from /b/ like 7 years ago that every redditard knows? Yeh, the joke really went over our heads

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scratch and codeblocks

>>56505060
Not that anon but I would be quite interested in a copy if you would be willing to.

You fucking normies
APL and Idris

>>56503417
Php is a language

>>56503803
C++ is a nightmare.

C++ and Lua. Am I cool?

>>56505525
me 2

Snap!

Swift
Objective-C

HTML
CSS

>>56502580
Scala and Haskell.

>>56502580
visual basic
c++

vb
c

(in that order)

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>>56506696

my man

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>>56503250

>>56502580
wew and lad

>>56505060
I will hit up my library in the next week and link on /dpt/

>>56502580
4DOS
REXX

HTML and Command prompt

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>>56502580
Lisp
C

>>56502580
fox news english
fox news spanish

>>56502580
Java
JavaScript

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wanna make easy money? PHP,HTML,JS

>>56502580
GML (Gamemaker Language)
Unrealscript

>>56502580
C and x86 assembly

>>56504773
LAWL ROFL lmfao lol xD :3

javascript
C++

>>56505060
Please do anon some of us are interested <3

>>56507760
>>>/v/

>>56502580
Brainfuck
ActionScript

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Javascript
Coffeescript

>>56506127
me 3

>>56507717
>the cure of mental diseases isn't free. Easy come easy go.

>>56502580
The1337sp3ak, it consists of 1337 str1ngs
Dot. (dot-dot), programming language for blind people

I know you didn't mean it that way OP. IDGAF.

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>>56504773

Fortran
COBOL

>>56504104
>tfw engineering masterrace

>>56503885
Hows gettin a job with your leet haskell skills? :^)

>>56502580
HTML
CSS

>>56502580
Haskell
C

>>56508151
I don't get it.

INTERCAL and ArnoldC. The only languages you'll ever need.

>>56504773
Rawr xd

>>56508131
lol how are u supposed to code when u only speak chinese

>>56505060
please deliver anon

PILOT
Logo

>>56502580
HTML CSS

Swift
AppleScript

Tizen
Dropbox

>>56509274
HTML is a markup language you autist

HOTLINE
BLING

Uhh....
C
Jackie Ch- GODDAMMIT!

>>56503731
Assembly.
NOW everything else is a meme

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>>56510419
Chomsky's grammars.
Get on my level assembly fagtron

>>56502580
I'll give you four
Html
Fpml
Xml
Mexican

>>56502580
105.9FM
European's union

>>56502580
javascript and flash!

C++
Turbopascal

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>>56505356
Shouldn't you be in PE or something

>>56502816
kek, new pasta

>>56503803
That's how I know your school is poop

>>56503885
Those 3 are the only 3 people ever actually use (besides C and some specialized stuff for web/databases)

C
BASIC

>>56505060
anon you can't squeeze your tits together and not expect us to stick our dicks in it

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>>56512214

>>56502751
Fucking Idiot thats a Layout language

C#/F#
THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT

>>56502580
WINDOSW
ANDROID

>>56502580
Swift
Objective C

Those are the only 2 language you need to know :^)

French and Spanish

Anyone use Pascal?
I only know Pascal and C

>>56502816
I'd just like to interject for a moment.What you're referring to as C++, is in fact, Paradigms/C++, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Paradigms plus C++.C++ is not a programming language unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning object oriented system made useful by the core language, functional programming systems, and the syntax as defined by the C++ standard.

Many computer users run executables of the C++ system every day,without realizing it. Through apeculiar turn of events, the version of C++ and it's paradigms which is widely used today is often called "C++", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the C++ compiler as developed by the C++ team.

There really is a C++, andthese peopleare using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. C+- + is the language: the rules in the syntax that defines the code's structure to the compiler that you run. The language is an essential part of an programming language, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete language ecosystem. C++ is normally used in combination with the full set of paradigms: the whole language is basically the paradigms with C++ user, or paradigms/C++. All theso-called "C++" programs are really programs of paradigms/C++.

>>56502580
Fortran
COBOL

>>56503803
>Learning object oriented programming while dealing with pointers

>>56503885
If you want a job, those are the three.
If you want to be a webdev faggot, you need PHP, CSS, Javascript (and the 90 billion libraries), Ruby for some fucking reason, Python even though Javascript is the better choice for web dev, SQL (because HR thinks it's hard), and HTML5.

>>56502580
DNA
Assembly

>>56508943

:3

>>56502580
HTML and Anime

Lua

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>>56502580
>TWO

Rust
Go

>>56502580
java
javascript

Python
Jackie Chan

>>56502580
C
lua

>>56505060
I would like this from (you)

Assembly


Oh wait, I just named every language ever xD

>>56502816
BTFO Stroutstrup cock licker.

If C was a male, C++ would be a monogamous transgender who pretends to do _functional_ tasks, but fails to do so. Pun intended.

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Why C++, Java and Python yo?

>>56513042
>geting troled this hard

>>56505060
Yes!

>>56502580
HTML
CSS

>>56506110
No it's not.

>>56502580

Go
CoffeScript

Algol
Pascal

Miranda
Modula-2

UNICON
Jacki- fuck!

>>56505060
do it please
id use that

>>56502580
B, BCPL

>>56508183
Know when to name-drop it and it gets you where you want to go.

>>56503803
Honestly, all schools should either start students on an actual systems language (C, Rust?) or something specifically object oriented and well structured (Java, C#, maaaaybe Python but its main libraries and dynamic typing are ugly).

LJ4
PHP

hah