/csg/ Chink Shit General

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/Nba/ here

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Asking again because why not, did i fuck up /g/ ?

Anyone bought the MantisTek HDD enclosure? I read a review on banggood which said it killed theirs because it took the temp up to 70C so I'm a bit wary

>>56492759
no, these are the best IMHO for the price

>>56492726
Who makes these childish and autistic works of art?

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Can someone recommend a good cheap dirt bluetooth headphones, i plan on running but can't afford expensive shit. Thank you in advance

Also a sports wristband would be nice

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>>56492086
>>56491706
>>56491665
Continuing from last thread, i am considering suicide

>>56492823
>Also a sports wristband would be nice
MiBand 1 Pulse / 2 (if you need a watch as well)

>>56492819
They're commissioned from Dafen village where they are painstakingly hand-painted by Chinese slave artists.

http://www.dafenvillageonline.com/

>>56492843
>playing with LEGO as an adult

do it

>>56492759
You could have saved some pennies here: http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-Hybrid-Dual-Drivers-Wired-Control-Earphone-Headphone-With-Mic-p-1010328.html

>>56492823
Mpow Cheetah
Mpow Wolverine
or
AUKEY Bluetooth Headphones

>>56492823
this pair is pretty promising anon http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_235847.html

>>56492846
That would be amazing desu

>>56492843
Why did you buy those

They aren't even worth hotgluing

>>56492886
used my GB coins and got a discount,but thank you anon

post moar chink christmas shit

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>>56492893
>>56492887
Thank you based anons

>>56492859
> implying anyone here is 18+

>>56492823
Bluedio n2

Some real cheap VR glasses

http://www.dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_91375.html

http://www.dd4.com/goods/VR02-Virtual-Reality-Glasses-3D-VR-Box-Glasses-Headset-Universal-for-Android-iOS-Windows-Smart-Phones-with-3.5-to-6.0-Inches-_92696.html

>http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-Miband-2-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Bluetooth-Smart-Bracelet-p-1057324.html

Do I get it? I don't NEED it, but it looks nice

USB LED lights for $0.43
http://www.banggood.com/Portable-LED-USB-Light-For-Computer-Notebook-PC-Laptop-Power-Bank-p-970496.html

>>56492859
>>56492947
>Implying that those bricks are Legos

>>56493185
nice got one.

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Can somebody explain me how to read this or how to use 17track?
Is this shit even reliable? Like look at the times for order 3.
I just got an sms from the Italian express service for order 3, so at least that's getting here.

>>56493476
Try package radar

>>56493476
è sky56? italy express?
se hai telegram usa trackbot

>>56492893
Well i just purchased these, i can only hope the chinks deliver soon

After watching the apple shitshow yesterday i got inspired to get some bluetooth earbuds from china.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wireless-Headset-Bluetooth-Headphone-Earphone-Original-QCY-QY12-In-Ear-with-Microphone-for-Smartphone-Magnet-Adsorption/32679628708.html
How did i do? These dont cost 159 bucks so im not sure if they are quality????

>>56493570
>i can only hope the chinks deliver soon

Hahahahahahaha

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Looks like I got chinked with the 70 cent music player. What usb cable does it need?

>>56493589

Yes i know i know :c

is the x80 strong enough for gaymen?

>>56493617
looks like mini usb

>>56493513
>Sorry, we cannot detect courier for your tracking number. Please, select one from the list.
>Unfortunately, we don't know any delivery service to track your package.

>>56493556
Looking into this, but won't every site just get the info from sky56?

>>56492579
Does that meme band work with any android phone?

>>56493645
fuck, all of my cables are micro usb

>>56493666
yes, but you get a notification when it happens so you don't stai tutto il giorno a controllare like an autistic uaglioncello

>>56493675
It should

>>56493679
Yeah, mini usb is a few year back in terms of technology

>>56493694
But at this time, I'm questioning the very essence of the tracking: I think data given is faked or automated.

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DUDE WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET XIAOMI SMART SHOES

I CAN'T FIND THEM IN STOCK ANYWHERE

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I bought one of these to test out as a cheap alternative to buying an SSD.

Are the any good?

>>56493675
I think you need Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy for it and probably Android 5?

>>56493786
no because sd cards aren't cheaper than ssds and they are about a tenth of the speed

>>56493786
Not really, just wait kingdian deals.

>>56493786
lol sd cards are slower than hdd senpai

>>56493786
SD cards are slow as fuck

>>56492887
Can confirm. I got both the Cheetahs and Wolverines. Both are great for the price, just the Cheetahs can be a little uncomfortable when you first start wearing them, as the back part of them are a little stiff. The wolverines have a little bit of trouble staying in your ear with the tips they provide them with, but they can be changed real quick. Otherwise they're both great, battery life is pretteh gud.

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>>56492843
and it's done, i still have like 5 more left but i aint gonna do any of them today

http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160908054720&SearchText=Running+Arm+Case

Care to help me with this one?

Need a USB 3.0 dock, any recommendation lads?

>>56493855
Any experience with the Antelope? it's their most expensive model.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/MBH30-Mpow-Antelope-Wireless-Bluetooth-4-1-Headphones-Noise-Reduction-Headphone-Stereo-Sport-Running-Ear-Hook/1986430_32609322536.html

>>56493919
I assume they would be similar to the Cheetah. But no no real experience with them.

>>56493476

trackitonline.ru

>>56493617

>you must be 18 to post on this site

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>>56493859

NOICE

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>trying to resell something fast
>highest bidder only writes back at 6am every morning
>can only communicate with him every 24 hours
>other bidders are all lowballers

mfw

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>>56493859
here are the boxes, will probably build them this weekend and post them then, weekends are boring

>>56494045
Why are you selling limes

>>56493994
sorry grandpa

I've made an order on gearbest that has 3 items in it but they've shipped only one thing, are they going to ship everything else in separate packages or something went wrong?

>>56493679
>mfw I have 3 or 4 mini usb cables laying around because of my love for last-gen sansa clips

>>56494083
if they only ship one thing, the others get discarded. Your items are in the sorry.

>>56494083
Yes, they will ship the rest of it separately. It means they're out of stock of something and have decided not to shaft you by making you wait until it's all in stock.

>>56494074
Not that anon, but you have to be incredibly young to not recognize the port for one of, if not THE most used USB cords of the 2000s.

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>>56494061
i almost forgot i got some prints in the mailbox too
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/reimu/32618550248.html
1/8

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>>56494221
2/8

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>>56494230

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>>56494249

>>56494221
>>56494230
>>56494249
kill yourself

>>56494108
Hold on to them, quite useful for Arduino shit

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>>56494283

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>>56494298
Man those chinks really like reimu, hopefully i'll get another chink fig tomorrow

>>56494221
>>56494230
>>56494249
>>56494256
>>56494274
>>56494283
>>56494298
>>56494311
How's the paper quality anon?

>>56494221
>>56494230
>>56494249
>>56494256
>>56494274
>>56494283
>>56494298
I hope customs opened up your packages so they can waterboard someone who deserves it for a change

Does anyone know anything about these AIWEAR C1 smartwatches?

http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_363714.html

I want to get one for my mom for her birthday, but idk how good they are.

>>56494221
>>56494230
>>56494249
>>56494256
>>56494274
>>56494283
>>56494298
>>56494311
you're a disgrace to your family and your whole country

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>>56494382
Forgot pic

>>56494350
It's really good for $8 really thick shiny paper and the ink quality is good too

>>56494361
>>56494387

>being this asspained

Discord says the invite code is expired, mind updating?

>>56494387
This to be honesss.

>tfw you wish your country celebrated Halloween so you have an excuse to buy cheap Halloween chinkshit

>>56494432
https://discord.gg/pJvapyM

>>56494432
>wanting to be in the same chat room as a permabanned pedophile who makes shitty youtube reviews and proxy samefags + falseflags in /csg/ every day

>>56494311
>>56494298
>>56494283
>>56494274
>>56494256
>>56494249
>>56494230
>>56494221
Nice anon

>>56494458
Looks like lithuania is already awake guys

>>56494442
Be the only one on your block that does it, anon

Fuck those other nerds

>>56494458
Oh my god fuck off not this shit again

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR REDDIT DRAMA

>>56494442
This tbqh

>>56494452
>discord link gets posted
>faggotry level immediately goes off the charts

>>56494507
Literally one newfag writing

yeah faggotry

>>56494458
>le Lithuanian face

Please don't reply to discord drama and/or lithuanposters keep the thread on topic

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I bought some bootleg gameboy games.

Megaman Xtreme
Wario Land 3
Pokémon Cock Version

>>56492846
You have to stop for ten seconds to get a reading on heartrate, man.
Fuck that shit.

>>56494641
>Pokémon Cock Version

Holy shit

link link link link link

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$0.01 balloon came in
it's pink lads

Does anyone know the best chink DAP for under 100€? I'm looking for something with Rockbox support, and the xDuoo X3 seems like a good option.

>>56494693
nice chinese condom

>>56494698

>>56494693

that's a cock hat anon.

>>56494641
Link to cock version i really really need that game

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>>56494690
Some guy playing the romhack
https://youtu.be/JMeCNuFA9es

AliExpress link to the store
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZbYbQBJv

Sorry I'm a mobile poster

lost my xiaomi piston 3s today

where can I buy new genuine ones? UK seller preferable

>>56494767
Gonna be hard to find cause they're not being manufactured anymore.

>>56494745
Thank you so much, my dude

Here's a backlit chinkboy to play it

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-7-kong-feng-GB-BOY-Classic-color-colour-Handheld-Game-console-with-backlut-boy-game/32657092523.html

>>56494693
BLOW IT UP ANON

>>56494442
>not being the one guy on the block with rad carved pumpkins and spoopy skeles

>>56494777
you serious? is that why they got more expensive?

is there a newer model you can recommend or anything

>>56494745
Tried a few of these search terms and they did not work

>>56494777
Xiaomi hybrids

http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_261864.html

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>>56494786
I already have one!
It fuggin great, but I'm sure the link will help somebody out.

what do you think of these? are they legit? what warehouse do I select?

http://m.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_169225.html?wid=3

>>56494802
Xiaomi Piston Hybrids are the newer version.

http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_261864.html

>>56494458
Fuck off Lithu you filthy pedo, nobody cares about your attempts at stirring shit between anons.

>>56494810
I found raybans using RB
Dunno man

>>56494830
They're all out of stock.

>>56494838
>>56494821
oh right thanks. ill do some research on those I guess

Does it matter what warehouse you order from? is the currency automatically converted?

>>56494827
is that nendoroid chink or legit

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Three new packages from China :-)

>>56494861
The warehouse will just change how fast they're delivered.
EU warehouse is usually like 30% more expensive.
Currency is automatically converted, and you can use Paypal to pay with Gearbest.

>>56494866
Chink of course

Feed me more cheap Halloween Christmas chink shit

>>56493476
>How to use 17track

It's pretty fucking straight forward, also do not use sky it's been confirmed a fake tracking site.

>>56494867
OPEN EM

>>56494878
thank you. everything on gearbest is legit?

>>56494906
Yes

>>56494798
No way I'm touching that shit with my mouth.

>>56494914
dollar store balloons come from the same place senpai

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>>56494902
>>56494867
Got a few hundred jumpers, some TQFP 0.5mm and 0.8mm breakout boards, some diodes (they are under the TQFP boards) and (with about $5 the most expensive part in the picture) a Bluetooth, micro SD card, USB, line in and FM interface (with a remote), I will use old speakers with it.

>>56494953
What is this, a DIY electronic?

Can you ordered unassembled phones this way for cheaper?

>>56494953
>>56494867
>boring nerd shit

Do we have some shit like the Retron?

>>56494953
thank god those jumpers are protected against ESD

>>56495001
Orange Pi with some emulators

>>56494901
17Track keeps telling me the code I input is from a non-existent Australian-mail package.

>>56493476
>tracking chink packages
do you get off on anxiety?

>>56495001
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Family-Video-Game-Consoles-Subor-D31-TV-game-console-8-bit-Double-handle-classic-shooting-game/32647789343.html

>>56492823
http://www.bestbluetoothearbuds.net/category/less-than-75/

>>56495001
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipment-8bit-dendy-TV-Game-console-two-controllers-88-funny-games-include-F-C-game/32417278305.html

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I'm going to by a chinktab to view PDFs and other digital docs on. What do you guys think a good screen size is?

I've never had a tablet. Would 8" 2048x1536 be too small?

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>>56494976
I actually have all chink components to build a cheap GSM phone.

>>56494979
Keep ordering Shark cards, Pistons and Xiaomi Phones and go back to /spg/

>>56495010
But the very next day some chink seller will send you ICs wrapped in bubble pack

>>56495158
needs a headphone jack imo

>>56495158
Are you gonna hack me?

>>56495175
This is a Gnu/Phone, or how I like to call it Gnu + phone, so you can add every component you like, even a microwave.

>>56495145
nah that's like paperback size

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>>56495067
Not him but in my country if it's not tracked, it's as good as gone after it crosses the border

>>56495209
Yeah I thought it seemed a bit small. What's closest to standard paper? ~12" or so?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GTX750Ti-1GB-GDDR5-VGA-DVI-HDMI-PCI-Expressx16-Video-Graphics-Card-Promotion/222226241375

Should i?

>>56495186
If someone would want to 'hack' you, these components wouldn't be really helpful.

>>56495233
Well paper is usually 8.5 x 11, so 12" height would be close

>>56495244
Exactly what a hacker would say

>>56495237
Probably no, no you shouldn't.
If you can try to get a R470 or something like that at least, and buy one from a brand where you can rely on the warranty. This way you will have much more fun for a longer time.

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>>56495158
since we're talking chink electronics

who hype for esp32?

>>56495233
>>56495258
The diagonal is closer to 14" but with bezels factored in a 12" tablet would be closest.

>>56495301
I'm just going to wait until the small boards show up for around $3. So far it's only possible to preorder at least 25 of the bare chips.

Can a discord fag link a new invite link

>>56495301
>cryptographic hardware acceleration
>botnet literally built in to the chip

>>56495237
>eBay
No

>750
Hello granddad. 1975 called

>>56495388
https://discord.gg/ZprCav4

it never expires

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Who else has gotten their grorious $0.06 rubber ducky?

>>56495412
stop buying this 5 cents crap
all the chemicals and asbestos will leak into your brain

>>56495363
you can preorder single ones at seeed
but iirc they don't do free shipping for tiny orders

How are the those bags/purses that are strapped to the belt and are big enough to hold a phone (but not too big) called?

>>56495445
fanny packs?

>>56495394
Probably a good idea to XOR some other (pseudo) random data to the output of the RNG before using it, even it's not on purpose these things are sometimes not implemented correctly. For the other (deterministic) functions there shouldn't be any problem.

thinking of getting redmi 3s
what am I in for, boys?

>>56495435
Will this make me closer to being a real chink

>>56495465
if you're from Europe, get one of the newer versions with LTE band 20

>>56495445
Look up "EDC pouch" on ali for something that's like a fanny pack but doesn't make you look like a faggot.

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>>56495475
no, but the item in the picture would, unfortunately I couldn't find a single chink seller yet who has some of these

>>56495554
Just get the kung fu jacket one anon got a while ago and drink tons of tea every day.

>>56493617
>What usb cable does it need?

Is this a fucking joke? How are you using a computer? Why are you even on /g/?

>>56495748
I was initially attracted by the Discord chats but I stayed for all the sex toys, they're really funny!

>>56495186
>>56495244
this would be more useful for hacking GSM:
http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_188367.html
although AFAIK you also need a fast computer, and some 1TB rainbow tables

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>>56495554

>>56495554

https://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/chinkglasses/32458635992.html

>>56495547
Thanks anon, that's probably the thing I needed

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Trying to find spares for pic related, no luck so far. What are they actually called?

Also, would this burn down my house?
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_424662.html

>>56495943

lanyard maybe? I ordered this recently. ($1 off with coins coupon)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/thing/32505025414.html

>>56495781
I agree, this is my favorite subreddit.

>>56495943
Is that the kingston microSD reader? if so then
https://aliexpress.com/store/product/reader/600458_32666831680.html

or you can buy one of the mixza ones, just don't get the no brand cheap ones they usually break the sd cards

>>56495993
i wish i could downvote the boring posts where someone is just showing off a bunch of electronic parts tho, it feels like they're just showing off

>>56495992
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/thanks-anon/32598114155.html

>>56496032
Meant the cable/keyring thingy. Thought of buying those for spare lanyards if nothing else was found.

>>56496062
the point of this general is to show off your purchases

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Here's my review of chink knives.

Ganzo feels great.

The Sanrenmu 7010 is the best value knife I ever had. Get one on flash sale, saw them as low as 5€.

No pictures, no useless shit, they cut, the work, if you want something else fuck you.

I los the pictures of the knives, so have this one instead.

>>56496062
You can just hide it, ya plebbit

>>56496082
Oh well at least the other anon was helpful, now I kind of want to get a hundred of those things just to have around

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Hey, /csg/, what's under my hand?

>>56496115
yeah but when its just like circuit boards and wires it feels like im watching people show off pictures of their homework
The discord is much better because there's way more dank maymays there, comfy does send some pretty creepy pms tho

>>56496182
dried cum leftovers?

>>56496182
a computer desk

>>56496163
>buy one, lose it in a couple of days
>buy hundreds, never lose one

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>>56496194
Nope, these are under my right hand.

>>56496217
that is one big cum stain.

>>56496182
Post pictures of your watch please

>>56496217
Baby mouth car

algun chileno o argentino que me diga como carajos pagar en aliexpress sin una tarjeta de credito/debito? con mercadopago?

>>56496251
regular f91

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>>56496182
>>56496194
>>56496206
>>56496230
>>56496253
It's RUIZU!

Got 8 gigs, but ordered only 4 gigs. CHINK'd

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You'll never guess what this is

>>56496267
Legit or Chinese copy? I was going to get one of the clones but it doesn't look like it'll work with a NATO strap.

>>56496293
better be LED lamp

>>56496293
is it LED String Lamp (GIFT) ?

>>56496293
Emily?

>>56496305
legit ones

I received my 64GB shark and I can confirm that it works with my xiaomi bluetooth speaker when formatted as normal FAT.

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It's gift. (Means poison in German.)

No, really it's a 5m RGB LED strip. Got it for $3,60 but is now $5. http://www.gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_187738.html
Is now behind and under my desk. Bretty comfy

>>56496397
Hm. That would make for a neat light.

That safe for long term usage?

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Is the Telcast x98 the recommended Tablet ?

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>>56496265
>Sudacas no saben usar google o leer paginas web

LMAO

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>>56496451
I don't know. Better buy some other because here I can only use Red Green and Blue proberly because the other colors are shit. It's okay for me because I only want Red but Orange for example looks shit with this green as you can see in picture. Had better LED strips with nicer colors. (These light points are only such visible in the photo.)

>>56496115
You took the bait.

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>>56496581
>pagina

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whats in the package lads

>>56494458
This. Only good poster that has a name/personality is starposter.

>>56496265
>sin una tarjeta de credito/debito? con mercadopago?

Fucking broke faggot, Chinks don't want your fake money.

http://activities.aliexpress.com/adcms/help-aliexpress-com/tep_payment.php

>>56496265
No puedes puto negro, encuentra un trabajo y contrata una visa

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>>56496613
oh look is some rubber turkroaches

>>56496677
>turkish toys

anyone here ever ordered of that aliexpress site?
I'm not sure if it's legit or not coz there is another called alibarber where you need to buy in bulk lol
is that the same dealio?

>>56496733

no alibarber is the sand nigger joint where you get your hair cut

>>56496677
kek
now buy turk flags and give one to each turkroach
link to where you got them too pls

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i don't know about ya'll but i'm kinda underwhelmed by the "huge" banggood sale

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I want to review something on Gearbest and every time I klick review it's showing this error. What is wrong?

>>56496581
>not letting other people do the work for you
lel

>>56496628
>>56496628
thanks, but that doesn't even mention exchange rates.

>>56496650
>visa
enjoy haing to give them your real info and being robbed willingly

>>56496786
What is alipay, fucking monkeys

>>56496783
>haz clic

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>be me
>wait up all night for the banggood 48hours of crazy
>they said thousands of bargains to be had
>it starts
>it was nothing same prices
>i just wanted a drone
>fml
>now just scanning womens clothes
>mfw i got chinked and i didn't even buy anything
>mfw if i do buy something i gotta wait a month to get it
are we having fun yet?

>>56496733
>alibarber
looks legit

>>56496786
I never had to give any personal info on Ali when paying with a Visa.

>>56496783
Don't know, I can't review anything either. I sent them a ticket but either got someone who can't understand or an automated message.

>>56496812
>>56496783
*I get this error in a for me unknown language. Did Carlos hack me?

Spoonfeed me /csg/ I wanna buy le monkey cards. But the prices fluctuate so wildly, I don't know which sellers are legit and which are lowering price to bait cheapskates like me and selling shit product.

I need a card for sub-15 dollar. Must be bigger than 16 GB and have fast read/write (for phone)

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>56496847
>sub-15 dollar
that's a happy meal

>>56496824
>woman
anon, i...

>>56496847
sort by orders you dumb pajeet

>>56496847
You can even get a higher quality 32GB SanDisk card for $10.59 from Amazon.

>>56496875
mountain dew cheetos

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It's a $0.06 rubber duck!

It squeaks.

>>56496770
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3cm-Animal-1pcs-simulated-cockroach-children-tricky-toys-kids-educational-plaything-kuso-novel-funny-plastic-toy/32547525953.html

>>56496837
I tried with 3 browsers and one browser is completely without addons or adblocker. So nothing seems to be blocked or so. It's their shitty new webpage.

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>>56496879
my shark was 16 bucks

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And I got a key knife! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/key-knife/32647345799.html

>>56496914
you hacked them, it looks like

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It's a lot bigger than a regular key. The blade is long and thin.

>>56495158
got that same mobile board... hope it works in europe. The kit was cheap and easy to build

>>56496875
penis extender

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I also got 2 items from Gearbest. First is this flashlight: http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_176964.html

It came with an Ultrafire battery which as expected is mysteriously charging up about 3 times as fast as my Panasonic 18650.

This light has 5 modes. It starts on high, and by tapping (but not clicking), you can cycle from high-medium-low-strobe-SOS and back through. Clicking turns it off.

>>56495158
Shit, do I see you wana make a call with that? dont think that will work. sound over serial with AT commands?

>>56496945
How sturdy does it feel? Can you actually use it for something?

365€ Xiaomi Mi 5 Pro, worth it or not ?

I'm actually quite sold on the ceramic back, considering most glass back phones people I know have get dented/scratched usually.

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Last but not least I got a Rubik's cube! http://www.gearbest.com/magic-tricks/pp_336639.html

I know nothing about these things but it seems to be pretty good.

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>>56496923
>>56496945
fite me

>>56497022
dude thats a rubiks cube for tards...

Does anybody know of an mSATA SSD that has the speed and longevity to be worth considering?

>>56496397
Very Christmas-y

What powerbank should I buy? 10000 mah prefered, cheap if possible.

>>56497079
Netac 120GB
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_335798.html?wid=21

>>56497019
It has an aluminum handle so it feels pretty sturdy, but the blade is thin so I wouldn't use this for heavy duty tasks. For simple things like cutting open tape on boxes, opening chinkshit packages, etc. it'll do well.

>>56497147
>10kmAh
Xiaomeme. It's about $13 on Banggood at the moment.

Suoerlux HD 681 EVO or HD 668B, which one is better /g/?

>>56497079
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/kingdian-masterrace/407292_32622027661.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10pcs-USB-Memory-Card-Reader-Hit-Cheap-High-Speed-usb2-0-Mini-Micro-SD-T-Flash/32724622028.html
$1.40 / lot of 10 pieces + free shipping.

>>56496265
>>56496581
>>56496628
>>56496650
como hacen con las garantias y devoluciones?

>>56492726
mi 5 kernel sources released

weeeeeeh, more custom roms incoming.

>>56497201
You can't buy xiaomeme power banks because they won't ship them anymore.

Has anyone tried the PSP and or 3ds batteries from chinkland?, they're really cheap and might consider getting some for future replacements

>>56497304
Mi 5 is too expensive for this general. thus the redmeme.

>>56497221
Nice and all, but what the hell are you going to do with 10 microSD readers?

>>56497339
redmeme 3s sadly has no custom roms

>>56497366
flip them for two dollars each

>>56497339

I dunno man, I bought a mi note pro 64gb a few months back. Wasn't cheap.

>>56497323
Batteries are batteries, unless they explode.

>>56497254
>Mierda china
>Garantías

Devuelta a Taringa con tu putipobreza.

>>56497367
RN3P is the designated meme here though. r3s is for handlets.

>>56497366
MicroSD RAID array.

>>56493859
link me up senpai

>>56497392
I don't like 5.5 inch screens. I prefer it when I can operate my phone with one hand.

hey any good wireless earpods i want to get ready for the new iphone?

>>56497313
That's your country's doing and applies to ALL powerbanks not just Xiaomi.

>>56497376
Good luck with that.

>>56497415
Consider the obvious jokes to have been made.

>>56497427
>good wireless earpods
nope

>>56497386
>mexicano ratero hablando de pobreza en un hilo de mierdas chinas
más evidencia de que los mexicanos son retrasados mentales

My wireless James Donkey is acting up on me. Skipping around every once in a while, and it has a tendency to shut off (gets turned back on again with a mouse click) at random. I'm using it on a shitty mousepad that made my other mouse act up too so the stuttering might be that but I'm not sure.
Chinked y/n?

>>56497427
>>56495104

>>56497524

didja replace the batter?

What are the most neutral sounding Chink IEMs at the moment?

>>56497524
Stop using it on a shitty mousepad

>>56497402
http://ja.aliexpress.com/item/blocky-memes/32620718811.html

>>56497550
I didn't but they were brand new from the fridge. Could it be that a week was enough to drain them?

>>56497570
Can they stand on their own?

>>56497569
c-can I pls get a recommendation for a gud chinkshit mousepad on the cheap

>>56497562
Piston Air or Piston 3

Just before I buy these Piston 4s

Is there any better chinkphones?

>>56497573

worth a try first before going crazy

>>56497595
Artisticbovine $1 or a Xiaomi XL Mousepad for $8

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>>56497573
>storing your batteries in the fridge

>>56497584
yeah they have a pretty big base around 1 1/2 inch by 1 1/2 inch but some parts of the thing were quite hard to assemble and maybe using a little bit of super glue in the weakest parts would help a lot, will assemble the rest this weekend and post them then

>banggood charges $1.70 for a tracking # and 45cent for ins
you know how many .05 cent ducks i could by with that?

>>56497643
Why would you want tracking?
And what is ins?

>>56497631
Cold batteries are the best thing to put in your ass. I shiggy diggy you don't use warm batteries for this.

>>56497668
shipping insurance

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does kaly want my fat laowai cock???

>>56497643
>tracking
>insurance

What kind of faggot are you anyway?

>>56494311 (Dubs)
It's probably because Reimu is one of the more popular 2hus and if something is popular, more people are going to look for it, and then more people are going to buy it.

I wonder if I could get those guys to do custom prints for the same price if I make images for them. Are you going to frame them or anything?

>buy chink product off amazon with really good reviews
>breaks after 3 days
>leave a shit 1-star review

shortly after
>"remove review or no refund okay ?! "

ahh yes

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Chinks thinks I am Russian.

>>56497150
>>56497218
thanks fampai

>>56497483
>.t Culo en llamas

>>56497769
Well, are you?

>>56497769
He says if you help them sign up friends, he will give you a 20cm cable

Something like that

>>56497769
They once send a guy that spoke Portuguese to try to talk with me (Spanish speaker) even though I was contacting them in English.

>>56497791
Only mongolian

>>56497769
Tell him that if he wants to be your special friend you'll give him your 20cm cable.

>>56497725
nah i just had shit luck, my sister bought the same pack of prints and she got sakuya reimu marisa even okuu, and no i cba to frame something that was $1 each

>>56493617
So how are these cheapo music players? They look kind of flimsy.

My Sansa Clip is stuck in a boot loop and I need an alternative that isn't my phone.

>>56496899
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lemon_key_face/32275143866.html?

want the 64 gb card for $16.77

I'm sorry I always get so stressed that I'm buying the wrong one when buying chink.

Get total 12 good boy points by clicking:
www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=246&fack_type=1
www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=246&fack_type=2
www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=246&fack_type=3
www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=246&fack_type=4
www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=246&fack_type=5
www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=246&fack_type=6

>>56497870
Ruizu meme.

>>56497811
rightful russian clay t b h

>>56497926
thank you friend, it really works, my points went from 88 to 100

>>56497926

thanks anon!

Speaking of RuiZu memes, are there any lemons among the many models?

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>>56497926
It works, thanks m8.

its been days and i still only have the additional 70 points from one of my 4 reviews with pictures/video on gearbest

im gettin annoyed

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>>56497987
basically 2 is best, 6 is good if you want bluetooth.

>mp3 player

for what reason

>>56498003
Do these 'just werk'?

I remember reading about anons having to flash firmware and shit. My patience for that kind of thing is extremely short these days.

>>56498020
Listening to MP3

>>56498020
because phones are horrible in every way for playing music
>>56498040
it's easy fwiw. Mine came set to chinese and flashing it let me choose a language.

>>56498070
>because phones are horrible in every way for playing music
hmm yes for autistic audiophiles

and $5 chinese mp3 players will be better for music?

>>56498020
Hello pissphone, how has your day been?

>>56498003
>>56498049

Aren't ipod's fine for this? they seem pretty cheap but not putting up with itunes would be a big plus

My bank web authorization won't go through because of a bug. Should I cancel my aliexpress order and order again tomorrow, or should I just wait until tomorrow and pay then ?

There are barely any mp3 players on the market for a reason. The only mp3 players out there are from 2009 or something

I guarantee you're fat autistic anime people

>>56498086
yes. physical buttons I can use while I drive. I dont have to navigate to a shitty music app and browse for songs all via touchscreen.

Phones for music are a meme only black people use.

Wait so I can never order a power bank ever again?
Or is this a permanent thing the chinks will get around?

>>56498089
Yeah an ipod with rockbox would be similar, but these are $15 and a 64gb card is $12 so go with whatever you prefer.

>>56498115
>fumbling about in pocket to pull out phone
>squinting at the glossy screen in the harsh sunlight outside
>dealing with awful touchscreen controls

These things are a pain in the arse.

>>56498086
do you watch films on your phone too?

>>56498119
That's funny because I just press the buttons on my steering wheel to change songs, volume n shit.

>>56498180
Well I drive a car, not an appliance. That's why I use an mp3 player separately.

>>56498086
My best guess:
I think that the people who buy these things are different groups that all want it for different reasons:

-They are just old and nostalgic for the bygone age of mp3 players.
OR
-Have heavy, clunky phones with low battery life and want something that will last longer or doesn't weigh in their pocket as much when they decide to leave phone at home during excercising
OR
-want to buy iphone 7 and would rather migrate music listening to separate device than bother with dongle.

Personally I use an old Ipod shuffle (2nd gen) so I can clip it on during excercise because I noticed that when I wear those light soccer-shirt-fabric excercise clothes, having a phone in my pocket is a pain in the ass.