are we gonna Jew and not buy it?

No because I actually do work with my phone and not just visit Facebook and upvote apple threads on redshit.

>get an iPhone
>go to a bar
>get a text
>pull my phone out
>get laid instantly
Thanks OP

>>56490992
>implying I ever owned an iProduct

only idiots will buy this.

What design are you even talking about? The gloss finish? There is nothing remotely special about it

>>56491660
>implying anyone implied you owned an apple product

>>56491025
>fpbp

>>56491627
LOL maybe in the aughts. You sound like a faggot who listens to Jack Johnson because 'wemmen like him'' When you get old enough you'll stop chasing pussy and let it chase you.

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>no head phone jack
>no head phone jack
>is an iPhone
>no head phone jack

Reasons not buy the new iphone

Nope. I've owned two sets of phones in the past few years:

>personal
>Samsung Infuse 4G -> Galaxy Nexus -> Nexus 5 -> OnePlus One -> Moto X Pure

>work
>iPhone 4S -> iPhone 5S -> iPhone 6
When I'm eligible for an upgrade in April or August (usually Verizon lets me upgrade at 20 months) I will be getting a Galaxy S-whatever or Note # available at the time. I'm fucking done with Apple. The headphone jack is the straw that broke the camel's back, but there's a lot of shit with Apple that's been leading up to this.

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>>56491946
lack of downloads thru safari and no sms delivery notifications r a problem. and this headphone is a new problem

HOWEVER gloss black iphen7 makes me wanna switch...maybe i will just get a clone

>>56490992
>we

>a phone will get you laid
Still more expensive than a hooker

>>56490992

those don't come in 32gb

also apple came out said it scratches way too easily so you're gonna be using a case anyhow

>>56490992
kek
galaxy s7 is superior to this shit brick, being released a lot before
also s8 is close
back to the closet, faggot