Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave

They see me rolling

>hey wanna use you those aux cable or old chargers? We have adapters but you gotta give us more shekels pls!

>>56490488
But they include the converter.

What exactly would Jobs do differently though?

> Finally a black iPhone
Mi wife's bull will be pleased with this
This is what real progress looks like. Thanks Apple.

>>56490452
that diversity

>iPhone 7: We'll keep taking out more shit so we can add more shit for you to give us more shekels

>>56490500
He'd probably not add it.

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>>56490531
GG

2courageous4me

That bump is the worst thing, the fact part of it is colored is like they are trying to hide it, should've done what they did in the last one. It's literally worse than the 6s because it looks like they are trying to cover it up, or something got stuck underneath it or something anyway it looks awful.

>>56490500
>What exactly would Jobs do differently though?

Allow us to charge our phones and use headphones at the same time.

>>56490624
He might have pushed for wireless charging with the official Apple™ Energy™ instead for wireless charging. It's not hard to picture him axing the jack. Though I don't think he would have approved the airpods, or their dumb name.

Yup

>>56490452
Are other phones updated this often?

Are you forced to update and basically buy a new iPhone because it can't handle updates?

still better than the competition.

>>56490452
>rolling

He's gay, his spinning.

>>56490880
Only people stupid enough to upgrade 2-3 major iterations, i.e most everyone.

I stay with the first un-tethered until the battery completely loses its charge.

>>56490893
Not really

>>56490893
>>56490893
>still worse than the competition.
Ftfy

where is the white one

>>56490912
rose-gold replaced it as the "premier" color.

>>56490930
ok
thanks for the update

>>56490452

im going to predict the future:

the iphone 8 will only be chargeable at the apple store

but wait, theres more! you have to pay for special apple electricity, that specifically works with the new phone! that dc outlet at home? usb port on the computer? well fuck you, that wont work!

you need iElectricity.

how is this different from the iphone 5

>>56490452

Never bough iphone after 3gs and probably never will but it's gud.

Waterproofing is nice, flat black looks good, camera bulge doesn't bother me at all, 3.5 jack - haven't used it since small and light BT headphones become available. Pity there's no wireless charging.

It's good phone but I don't like ios and it's too expensive for me.

>>56490452
>no pure white
That's racist.

>>56490500
He wouldn't do stupid shit like this in the first place. He'd have the idiot who first suggested such a move hung by his balls off the roof of the main campus building.

I'm a macfag and this is a horrible move on Apple's part.

>>56491118
Okay, but what's stupid, specifically?

>>56490983
Fuck yeah! No more fumbling with your chargers or misplacing them!
And I bet iElectricity will make my air pods sound so much clearer and fuller!

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>>56491118

Normie future is all wireless.

>>56491158
I still see parts connected faggot

>>56491158
Normie present and future is Android smartphones.

That's actually how it is.

>>56490452
Steve Jobs probably screamed this in a fugue state on his deathbed, surrounded by interns jotting every word into apple newtons.

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>>56491158
half of the cables on the dell are not even going to any peripherals or are overlength to roll them up more messy, apple shills tryharding.

screenshot this post

iPhone 8: Ceramic white

>>56490452
>Jobs didn't plan out the details to minutiae for the next 50 years of Apple before he passed

Topkek

>>56491422
>apple has access to the technological advancements of the future

>>56491073
Waterproofing is very nice.

Water "resisting" is something else.

Guess which word you got wrong?

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>"You get now 32 Gb as the base version
>Apple cheekily raises the prices across all phones
>Apple wants me to spend €900 for the base version

Fuck that shit

haha lol all you applefags

when bluetooth doesn't work in your shitbox car what are you going to do when you can't charge your phone while using an aux cable

>>56491439
>It doesn't

>>56491484
Also in what would would Cook have to abide by some writing?

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>>56491158
shit my webcam broke

>>56491494
>Cook isn't a bender android who was programmed by Jobs himself
>Needing written instructions
>~2017

>>56490452
Why? It looks good and it's a bigger phone than the 6

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>>56490531
This.

Steve "You are holding it wrong" Jobs did much worst. To this very day Apple still does not provide a complementary tube of lube. Ass fucking can be fun but without lube it is just painful.

>>56491471
>€900 for a phone.
We truly live in the end times.

>>56490983
>dc outlet at home
I.... uhm...

>>56491131
You can't charge your phone and listen to music at the same time. Is this bait?

I believe that wireless might be our future, but everyone forgets that our battery technology is quite shit compared to everything else.

>>56491615
but you can though

>>56491628
Must go thinner!

>>56491472

hope for a usb connection to the headunit or get a new headunit?

>>56490912
thats rasiss

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>>56491515
kek

>>56490452
good

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>>56491158
Top fucking kek

>>56490500
he would never allow these jews to have people buy 248 different chargers and 2369 things to recharge/lose in first place.

>people itt praising Steve Jobs
>he would never do something like this!
Jobs and co created iTunes, iOS and made everything about Apple proprietary. He also coined the meme ass retina display, started the "add s for speed after 6 months" obsolescence policy, and generally did whatever be could to charge the user for everything. Steve Jobs isn't rolling in his grave, he's opening a fucking bottle and celebrating you retards.

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>>56495102
Jobs was an asshole, but he understood design and he understood how to create unique usable products.

Apple has been all downhill since his death, pic related.

>>56490500
Tim Cuck said the headphone jack subject first came up back when Jobs was alive and he was against it.

He would never have supported the One-Port Macbook without first establishing wireless charging. It doesn't even need to be good (it can be slow as fuck) it just needs to be an option for people that sit at a desk most of the day.

>>56495242
The design of the new iPhone is pretty good, literally the only complaint is the headphone jack which is understandable to an extent but Jobs made sure the charging port on all iDevices was proprietary, it was only a matter of time before the headphone jack went too.