Fix Apple

Free poppadoms with every purchase from iTunes?

>>56487917
Will Apple purchases come with an iLoo from now on?

>>56487954
Apple stores will all have a designated pooping aisle

>>56487940
>>56487954
>>56487966
Why can't white men code?

>>56487986
That's like asking why white men can't man call centres.

>>56487917
Only if they poo in the loo

>>56487917
>Is an Indian based CEO the last hope for Apple?
Diversity is our greatest strength

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>>56487917
Yes. Apple has literally gone to shit ever since they lost their poo in loo.

>>56488716
Look at Google and Microsoft

>>56488716
maybe he went to india to dodge more paternity tests so he can lie about other children he had.

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>ethnicity and CEO skills are now directly related

call me a SJW all you want but this is a really dumb way of thinking

apple needs to invest the rest of its reserves into resurrecting steve jobs
it's their only hope

>Don't need to use iTunes anymore
>high res AMOLED displays
>expandable storage

did I fix it

>>56488899
>expandable storage

>>56488716
topkek