Why is microsoft excel talking to me like its a millennial girl

>>56458495
>We
I would be concerned as well.

It's becoming self aware

>>56458495
>I'm afraid I can't let you do that to a merged cell Dave.
We're getting closer.

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>>56458495
What? Since when did professional software costing upwards of $200 do that?

Freaking botnet.

>>56458495
>We

>>56459984
probably pirated a beta version

>>56460106
Nice try. My university has student licenses that we pay for with tuition.

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>>56458495
>>56458508
>>56459346
>>56460063
>>56460090

Sieg Heil motherfuckers!

>>56460123
this

>>56460106
get good senpia

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>>56460090

>>56458495
its like you have any other choice of office application
its either that or freetad substandard libre/open office that looks like made by 12 year olds

>>56461470
Or just don't use excel

>>56458508
>>56460090
Royal "we" of course.

>>56460090
WUZ

For the past few years, Google and Microsoft have both been doing this cringey horrible thing where they use exceedingly casual and informal language in error messages in a (shitty) attempt at user-friendliness.

>>56462179
This

>>56462179
Hi
We're setting things up for you

>>56460123

>My university has student licenses that we pay for with tuition.

Nah, your university gets the for free but then they sell them to you. Enjoy getting jewed.

>>56459984
Holy shit win7/aero was ugly

>>56458508
we as in the NSA

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>>56458495
Kakarot, you nimwit! You can't use an attack like that against Merged Cell!

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>>56463310
Never before has a botnet been friendlier and more human, while people are becoming more like machines.

>>56462116
KANGZ

Oh

>>56462043
Good luck with ever finding a job then.

>>56463401
medium kek

>>56463339
It's beautiful compared to what's in OP.

>>56461470
>That looks like made by 12 year olds
Only focusing on the looks proves you never actually worked with it.

The worst part of it is actually the printer support, aesthetics are not a problem and you can change skins

>>56458495
Reminds me of the time I tried modding Rise of Nations and it freaked out and said "NO DEFAULT UNIT GPIECE - VERY BAD"

>>56461470
What's so bad about OpenOffice? The spreadsheet app uses semicolons rather than commas as delimiters for function arguments, but other than that it's mostly indistinguishable from Excel. And yes, it does use the old pre-2007 UI, but honestly that's a good thing, the new Office UI is clunky and unreliable anyway. And the Word processing app clearly beats Microsoft Word - it comes with the option to export as PDF (which Word requires you to pay extra for) and has three rather than just one macro language.

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>>56458495
>Why is microsoft excel talking to me like its a millennial girl
Good to see that Microsoft's font rendering is still total fucking shit. Just looking at that screenshot made me wanna puke.

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>>56458495
>when you accidentally let some shit a token intern wrote into production but you don't care because you've been wageslaving at this shitheap of a company for a decade and it's destroyed your soul

>>56460163
>people actually still think this publicity stunt was real

>>56463893
This

>>56463401
kek, u gave me a smile m8.

>>56463788
I use plain text documents and data analysis software instead

>>56463788
We don't use Excel at my workplace because it just silently cuts long texts in cells. It's unusable.

>>56464441
So much this!

This is IT in general now.

Not always a token intern but you get the idea. Junior's, new guys, losers that HR cant seem to push on, etc.

>>56458495
is windows 10 really this ugly?? lmao

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>>56468838
It's almost as though Microsoft is aware of how incompetent most of its user-base is. I think we're headed back to the dreaded "living-room" interface.

>>56460123
>implying your uni doesn't get them for free, then sell them back to students and you all aren't getting ripped the fuck off
I can't wait until im done with college. The academic jew gets craftier every year.

>>56458508

(((We)))

That sounds like something related to abortion.