you are a developer you need to make money, lets say 1k in 2

>>56451219
Work at a gas station and sell drugs at night.

Develop money

>>56451219
Prostitution.
Gay Prostitution.

>>56451232
you don't have the capital to invest upfront

>>56451259
digital currencies take more than 2 weeks to profit from

get a loan

>>56451308
>you don't have the capital to invest upfront
Drugs are often sold on commission.

Turn up to work and do the bare minimum for 2 weeks.
If I'm only making 1k in 2 weeks, I'd look for a new job

Stop making gaming debts?

>>56451219
sell my body
sell a kidney
donate plasma

Get a girlfriend. I'm lonely.

>hack company
>steal valuable information
>sell
>????
>PROFIT!

>>56451219
Drinking the coffee has no effect on any outcome, drink the coffee.

>>56451219
Insider trade or flip stock quickly

Suck a few dicks.

Ask my boss for an advance.

>>56451219
If I need to make 1k, any job will do. If you're earning least than 2.5k a month then you've got a pretty bad job.

If it needs to be in addition to a current job, freelance like a demon. Every waking hour not spent at work would be devoted to freelance programming or even writing. It's a miserable life but it'll make you money.

>>56454806
while at it, think of ways to make money

i heard payday loans are pretty good. go get one.

>>56451219
Sell weed. A dealer in my area could make 2k in 2 weeks with enough connects.