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ITT /g/ walks into an Apple store. what happens next?
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>hi, I need to talk to a Genius. I have an appoint for 3pm.
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>a bunch of guys come and butthole was never the same
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>>56425869
Leave the Apple store.
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Shoot the place up using the gun and bullets I printed with my 3D printer running libre firmware.
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Install Gentoo
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>>56425869
>Hi, I did [stupid thing with iPhone], pls gibi free phone
No other reason to go to the Apple Store.
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>>56426173
What if you want to hit on gayboys? It's a fact that iPhone has the highest percentage of homosexual users.
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>>56425869
it's actually not the Apple Store anymore, it's just called apple
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>>56425869
>hi i have a relatively minor issue with a phone I purchased 11 months ago
>you'd like to replace it with a brand new phone right here on the spot? Sure that would be awesome
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I tried to jailbreak my phone yesterday and this happened. whatdo?
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>>56426593
>wait a second... is this a slight bent in the housing? Sorry, we do not service those for free.
>but... but... BENDGATE!!
>that'll be $299, sir
>*cries autistically*
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>>56425869
>I would like to purchase a computer running BSD/Macintosh
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360°
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>>56425869
I lose my sight because of all the poorly designed, bright, eye-raping UI
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>>56426608
gr8 b8 m8 that's clearly a hardware problem
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>>56425869
>what happens next?
The anti-Apple conditioning kicks in; same as happened in this thread.
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>>56427797
>gr8 b8 m8 that's clearly a user problem
Fixed.
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Remark on the employee:customer ratio.
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>>56425869
>what happens next?
/g/ gets embarrassed when he realises it's not a Microsoft Store despite being deserted.
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I buy a new macbook and expense it to my employer so i can continue doing my job
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>>56428960
How much do you charge for sucky sucky?
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360 walk away.
Do you even 4Chan?!? xD
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>>56425869
i went into on once and i don't know what was more eerie, the orwellian-ish style of the store, or just how perfectly everyone in there fit the stereotype /g/ had me believing
chinese tourists in hi-tops and hoodies and fags/faguettes with ear spacers fawning over overpriced shit, while employees with bigger ear spacers hovered around their shoulders
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