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That feel when buying used laptops off 20 something females, recovering everything they believe is deleted off the hard drive, selling it on again after actually deleting everything by zeroing the bits.

giggity
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>>56418448
post the goods or this is just the autist story we're all assuming it is
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>>56420283
this is probablu an stale mememe by naow but "asian woman ceo = bad drivers" lel x100^666

i think "fuck amd" everytim i here one of their """muh investments"" cucks say Intel and pronouncce it like the indian name Patel stressing the "tel" part. Fuck them. They deserve the shit their eating.
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How to Convert Seconds to Microwave Time:
(This is a little known secret that will automatically reset your microwave time to second, so it's easier to read you know?)
Step 1, press the "6" button 3 times.
Step 2, cut a 1 inch wide strip of tinfoil that is 4 inches long, and tape it to the INSIDE of the microwave door. (only works if shiny side is facing the door.)
Step 3, replace the glass plate with a metal plate, a pizza plate should fit perfectly. If you don't have one you can always diy that shit out of tinfoil, I've tested it. Works like a charm.
Step 4, final step. Grab a working watch and lay it all the way in the back, left corner of the microwave. That's where the timing mechanism connects to the heating sensor. Shut the door, press enter, and there you go. Microwave time no more.
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>>56419042
that 9gag watermark
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>>56420323
Do you realize that's the correct way to pronounce it?
https://youtu.be/mkIS3a3tTMY
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>>56420323
Oh shi- you watch PC Per too? *throat clear*
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>>56420359
>without using the operator *
Why.jpg
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>>56420379
Incorrect. It is pronounced "Bummmm-Bum-bum-bum-Bum."
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>>56420401
it's an interview question by which the employer determines if you're a fucking retard or not
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>>56420410
> was literally humming along to music in the background when I read your post, bumm-bumm-bumming
spooky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKVBSm20AQA
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>>56420401
Sounds like a basic "do you know about loops" question.
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>>56420359
a:(b^-1)
Look, i did it.
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>>56420536
int multiply(int a ,int b){
return (b!=0)?a/(1/(double)b):0;
}
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>>56420536
> converts to floating type for multiplication of integers
> rounding errors
Don't do that.
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>>56420578
>>56420536

if they deny multiplication certainly they won't let you use division or exponents
you think you are being clever but if you actually had done that in a interview that would be it, they wouldn't even care if you could solve it, the fact that you're a little cunt would be enough to drop you
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>>56420637
fuck off
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>>56420283
Whats wrong with nvidia? I use amd and a gtx 670 4gb edt.
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>>56420347
Do not do, makes mustard gas
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>>56420347
>only works if shiny side is facing the door.
Since when is foil two-sided?
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>>56420637
>certainly they won't let you use division or exponents.
Dude, the only requirement is to not multiply, so the solutions are acceptable (Well, actually mine isn't, those rounding issues but you get the point, no?)
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>>56420782
it's implied you socially retarded autist
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>>56420759
One side is less reflective.
Have you ever looked at both tinfoil sides together?
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>>56420808
I've never noticed that before. Far out.
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>>56420401
>>56420516
You could do this nicely with a recursive algorithm as an exercise to teach noobs.
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>>56420803
You can't just imply everything.
When i see "Do this without doing X", this implies i can do Y or Z because they meet the requirements, which are "Don't do X"
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Welcome to college, bruh.
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>>56420359
I don't get it. The code itself is right.
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>>56420926
Kek, I never actually noticed that it's in Mizzou.

Does it really surprise anyone that that insane asylum uses Macs exclusively?
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>>56421025
It's shit code, dude. Doesn't matter if it's right, also needs to be optimal.
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>>56420803
rofl
>no not use multiply operator implies do not use math
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>>56420726
*970 3.5gb
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>>56421049
In the real world it doesn't. The pic of course is ridiculous, but near enough is good enough for business cases.
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>>56421248
>real world
so math and logic are exempt from business case programming.. sure thing you autistic faggot. go get a job and come back and tell me that.
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>>56421317
terrifying
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>hipsters
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>>56420637
Sounds like you're just mad there are people better than you :^)
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>>56421368
highly punchable
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>>56421185
obligafuckingtory
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cute, I say! CUTE!
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noone else?
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Anyone got the pic of the furryfag Desktop PC covered with grey fur and has a grey fur-covered cock attached to it? If so, post it please
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meh, i'll dump some more anyway.
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>>56421474
gimme a sec
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>>56421486
my fucking sides.
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>>56421486
well shit. I KNOW I have it, but i haven't tagged it. I have 2,4GB of /g/-related pictures, maybe some day i'll get around to it.
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>Intel QA
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some gore.
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>>56420637
normie faggot.
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>dark orange box
>orange box
>orange box orange box
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> consumer printers
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>>56421694
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>>56421710
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>>56421647
It basically forms the letter L. I hope /g gets triggered whenever they see L or the numbers 1-4.
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>>56420637
>nobody posted immunity cat yet
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>sage
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>>56421593
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top snek
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>>56421729
DID SOMEONE SAY "L"
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>>56421778
Creative, but unoptimized.
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>>56421025
>right
yes, to a limit of 10 - which is not in the specification.

Therefore it is incorrect.

Shit, I've been programming for a total of 2 weeks (I don't work in IT) and this is what I came up with:


def rMul(x, y)
if y == 1:
return x
else:
return a + rMul(x , y - 1)

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a classic
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>>56420293
>she needs to join our startup
>lets invite her
fucking autistic
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>>56421797
Thanks.

Help me understand, do you mean it runs in exponential time because it calls millions of instances of itself?

keep in mind that optimisation is the least of my worries at the moment while I'm learning.
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>>56421777
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>>56419042
>>>/d/6993926
noot noot
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>>56421795
Don't make me post it
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GNU/victory

>>56421870
post what?
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I still have a bobcat-based netbook. I actually named it Taiga.
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>>56421778
rMul(-1, 5)


Also requesting

>1
>2
>3 4
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>>56421910
rMul(-1,5)
would be fine

rMul(1,-5)
would diverge and hit a recursion error
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>>56421777
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>>56421925
>not harnessing the power of 2 No. motherboards with this glorious motherboard link card.

I have a 4 way pci card so I can link 4 i7s together.

>not having an i28 cpu
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>>56421984
is that blood?
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>>56421984
The funniest part of this is the blood on the aluminium at the end.
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>>56421997
Absolutely
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>>56421434
CUTE
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>>56422020
shiieet. The last time I cut myself on a PC was early 90s something, when I built my first PC. Towers back then had no filed edges sometimes, I bled all over it. Mom was fucking hysterical and vowed to never let me near a computer or buy me something tech-related again.
That was when I started to get into Magic The Gathering trading to get my tech fix. Middle school was a weird time.
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>>56422068
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>>56422021
quality bait, in kickstarter form
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>>56422068
My ASUS motherboard had these weird razor sharp fucking flaps covering all the IO ports on the back.

I assume there is some smart way of getting rid of those but I bled like a pig trying to bend them out of the way.
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>>56420637
no
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>>56418448
Literally just bought a PC off someone on eBay and it wasn't wiped in any way.
The win account wasn't password protected.
She asked me to wipe it for her.
490 GB of her personal pics docs films etc.
Haven't got round to browsing them fully.
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>>56420860
Enjoy your stack overflow.
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>>56422200
>what is tail call optimization
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>>56420637

nigger
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WE NEED MORE POWER!
MORE USB POWER!
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>>56422200
Stack Overflow is actually ok for learning to program. Plenty of Q&A's that usually answer your question.
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>>56420293
Cringe too strong
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>>56421458
I'm confused
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>>56422155
>>56418448
OK, bate aside, how much win do you actually find or is it just holiday/family/friend snaps, but no wins?
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>>56422032
cuto desu!
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>>56422009
What's wrong there?
The guy made it's own legacy sound blaster!
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>>56422200
Are you really going to get a stack overflow if your compiler isn't a complete retard?
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>>56422343
nothing wrong, it's just funny someone actually did it.
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>>56421800
there's a limit to the size of an integer, so technically "limit to 10" does kinda make sense
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>>56422338
This graph shows what?
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>>56422495
HGST stronk, Seagate and WD terribad.
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>>56421925
Cool AGP/PCI-E combo. Get to keep using it after you get rid of that ancient AGP mobo.
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>>56422510
No but really what does the graph showing?
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>>56422303
I saw some wedding pics and a videos folder full of files named as dates which usually means the files are home made.
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>>56422510
Is it percentage of failues? Performance? What?
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>>56422538
Home made wedding video then.

So no nudes basically. Not worth it then.
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>>56422258
Oh yeah that totally makes more sense than tapping into a 5v rail off the PSU.
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>>56421458
Is this one of them root kits I hear about?
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>>56422568
I didn't buy it for that.
I bought it as a spare for my son's room.
It was £8.
Too much of a bargain to turn down.
Finding it hadn't been wiped was a bonus.
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>>56422009
That is legit badass.
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>>56420860
Like
Int Multy(a, b) {
If (b==1)
Return a;
If b == 0;
Return a += multy(a, b-1);

}
I don't care about negative here but we could try.
A loop still beter cause you will fuck the heap for nothing
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>>56422705
Shity syntax I'm on my phone on the toilet
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>>56422021
funnily enough I use a keyboard on my mac that has two hashtag keys

the second one is to the left of the space bar, right next to the alt key

I have no idea why they thought it's a good idea or what the real purpose is

I have it so long, it existed before twitter, so dunno what the real purpose was
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>>56422536
>>56422543
whoops. I actually chopped off important parts of it.
Found the original.
It's failure rates during one year, ending on 3/31 of that year.
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>>56421458
It's the intel celeryon
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>>56422894
desu, if I was ever stupid enough to do that, I'd fill the hole with solder and pray that it worked.
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>>56422258
why
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>>56420359
public int Product(int a, int b, int product)
{
product = 0;

if(a <= b)
{
for(int i=0; i<b; i++)
{
product += a;
}
}
else
{
for(int i=0; i<a; i++)
{
product += b;
}
}
}


I am a tard so I bet this could be better optimised but yeah.
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>>56423077
nippon banzai?
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>>56423085
>int method that doesn't return an integer
>method should only take two arguments
>third argument isn't even used
>third argument isn't an output parameter
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>>56421474
What the fuck, /his/torian here, I thought that shit was ancient Mesopotamian city ruins covered in sand at first glance.
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>>56423085
>>56423243
public void Product(int a, int b, int* product)
{
product = 0;

if(a <= b)
{
for(int i=0; i<b; i++)
{
product += a;
}
}
else
{
for(int i=0; i<a; i++)
{
product += b;
}
}
}
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>>56423316
oops forgot....
*product = 0;
*product += a;
*product += b;
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>>56421795
the swastika always get sme
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>>56423316
thanks anon. As I said I am a tard and I was thinking of a void method.
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>>56422338
>get 3 refurb seagate drives from recycler
>1 is DOA
>1 has quite a few reallocated sectors
>1 seems to be fine for now
>have 1 HGST ultrastar
>have had it for over 4 years
>a few reallocated sectors
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>>56421368
>mfw wearing the same
bonus points for grandmas old tv
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>>56420926
>think different
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>>56420637
fuck off
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>>56421368
I remember this guy. He sells people very short stories. He can write it and print it in front of the people paying for it so it makes sense to use a typewriter. Sucks people still make fun of him.
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>>56420347
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>>56422343
>a Prited Circuit Board without a printed circuit is just a board
>lack of solder skills, cable managament
>mobo brick risk if some wire breaks
>those uninserted pins
don't know about electronic but it seems almost zero resistors
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>>56422942
usually it has layers
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>>56425810
IIRC the guy built it from scratch because he needed a model that was similiar, so it can't use a PCB (or create one), and i'm sure he doesn't really care about how it's done, but if it works.
Also, wires don't break out of nowhere.
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>>56422705
anon you fucked up...
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>>56426022
god dammit this picture always makes me kek.
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>>56425810
there are several resistors
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>>56421042
spot the poorfag
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>>56422612
Its leekuid cooling
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>>56421881
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>>56422095
underrated
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>>56426973
oh dear. I thought I could wipe it from my mind.


This time: Unlock your processor by buying an upgrade code!
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>>56420637
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It's an older meme, but it checks out, sir.
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>>56427172
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>>56427188
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Koding
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and my favorite display of /g/'s wisdom
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>>56427212

I know it's fake but

>not including the
// what the fuck?
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>>56420637
wow rude
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>>56421825
You're wrong.. that's not autistic... that's the kind of people that get into everything that's trendy... learn some fancy and "clever looklike" words of the "trensy field" and then pretend that are experts in whatever the fuck are they trying to do... then just move to another thing that it's cool...
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>>56422705
>A loop still better cause you will fuck the heap for nothing

Not with this code, you used a tail recursion so TCO is applied and the code executes with fixed stack and heap size.

You fucked up with the last condition though, but we got the idea.
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>>56427654
You forgot the part where the cool thing is deprived of every value associated with it with it and actually renders it unsuitable for ANY type of conversation, so the people who were there initially will pack their shit to find another thing to do until it becomes "cool". Then repeat.
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>>56421317
hot
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>>56427872
Totally agree...
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>>56427061
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>>56427903
It's happening right now to the speedrunning community, social networks and, the saddest of them all, the Computer world.
All of them are at different phases of "coolization". I miss the times when you could brag about being able to speedrun a game on a mainstream media and being praised for it, when being able to be in touch with people far away wasn't actually ridden with cancer like ads and landwhales, and being able to service a PC would mean you're some kind of geek, instead of today when it's considered "cool and hip".
Fuck, i miss the old times. Truly is a sad future we're witnessing.
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>>56420323
did you have a seizure while you were typing this post?
>>
>>56421614
it.. it's so accurate.
>>
>>56422326
how the fuck do you install /g/
>>
>>56423429
I have a Hitachi and it has lasted 6 years
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>>56420293
I-is this real?
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>>56422021
>"Social media nerds"

Triggered
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>>56422572
What can be done must be overdone

That is the way of /g/
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>>56428331
as far as I know, this one is.
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Some poo in loo
>inb4 reddit
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>>56420637
>"Don't multiply"
>NO MATHS ALLOWED, GUISE

this is you
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>>56427555
Does that actually work?
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>>56420637
asdasdasd
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>>56422020
Don't bother posting this, nobody gets it anymore.

Most of neo /g/ is too new for this.
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>>56420637
Shit
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>>56422338
I have five samsung spinpoint F1 1TB drives from back when samsung still made them in the computers in my house, two on this one I'm on.

Zero reallocated sectors thus far.
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Anyone has an image where the fat guy complains about languages that take whitespace into account like python, followed by an image of horrible curly brackets hell and him saying "beautiful". I've been searching for it for some time. It used to be common on /g/
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>>56429362
was meant for >>56423429

IIRC the older of the two drives in this computer was from 2008.
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>>56428221
>not knowing how to install /g/
how did you even manage to turn on the internet?
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>>56423263
grease is the motherboard of western culture.
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>>56423622
That's just some shitty crt, my grandma still has one of those tvs with knobs, I actually want her to give it to me.
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>102 DLLs
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>>56420926
That guy on the stairs
>Fuck it, I'm outa this
>>
>>56421786
what is this even
>>
>>56429136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiA5ugMIjs
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>>56429136
why wouldn't it?
>>
>>56428288
>>56429362
how come asians are so good at making hard drives?
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>>56430317
You see, they are so small and many, they actually put them inside their hardrive, you don't know usually live and rents rooms that small. right now you probably have 1 or 2 in yours, they get sad if you don't install mobas or MMORPGs in your PCs
>>
>>56421809
It needs the thread to go along with it
>>
>>56426074

The guy three rows up on the left with a pad of paper and a pencil?
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>>56422308

WTF I hate computers now?
>>
>>56421881
>GNU Hurd
thats how i can tell its a work of parody
>>
>>56422032
how the fuck is that GPU even supposed to work.
like, really...
if you put it in, it'll be backwards
if you reverse it, the fan exhausts upwards.
what did you do to get that image so weird?
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>>56421800
>> Using recursion
What are you doing bro.
>>
>>56418448
>/g/ humor / gore
Android phones
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>>56420637
that was good
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>>56429585
sea lion
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>>56420359
public static int product(int a, int b) {
return (int) (a / Math.pow(b, -1));
}
>>
>>56420637
:/
>>
>>56432273
>>56432273
>>56432273

holy fuck are u a wizard?
>>
>>56421475
>amd
>no driver
good one
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>>56421386
>>56421614
the only thing funny this entire thread
>>
>>56420637
Fak u nigga
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>>56420637
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>>56432273
Explain.
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>>56429267
>le too new to get asian man crunching paper meme
>le too noob to get dhcp disconnect
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>>56432273
Wot
>>
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>>56432255
So what's the story here?
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>>56432273
Didn't crash me so fuck you, gentoo and firefox FTW.
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>>56421042
lol Mizzou
http://www.themaneater.com/stories/2016/2/15/mu-alumni-pull-2-million-donations-after-campus-te/
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>>56422068
I wonder if that guy is still living in her Mom's basement
>>
>>56420637
k
>>
>>56432273
is the image supposed to be entirely an alpha channel?

I loaded it in a new tab, but it's just blank
>>
>>56421694
Gunslinger girl is awesome
>>
>>56433598
>10000x10000
your browser doesn't support that kind of resolution
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>>56433798
gpu on fire
>>
>>56432273
Crashing this browser
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
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What did he mean by this?
>>
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>>56433798
If memory serves me right, some failed overclock attempt that shorted the shit out of the gpu.
>>
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>>56422894
Fuck man. Adjust the bracket, not the boards.
>>
>>56420293
did she have the camera in her mouth?
>>
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>>56436440
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>>56428331
It is, but she's just a model. She's hired to "code" so girls who follow her think that they can code to.

Which it's stupid, because you're just idealazing an idiot. Should have hired a real programmer.
>>
>>56420359
return (a/(1/a));
>>
>>56432693
>>56432669
>>56433598
>>56434243
>being this new
>>
>>56421898
>bobcat
You mean AMD? If so, I do have a Bobcat netbook (Asus Eee PC 1015b, AMD C-30 2GB RAM).
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>>56426022
In other context this could be serious BDSM...
>>
>>56425237

Actually thats kinda neat.
>>
>>56434496
I'm on a shitty phone and it worked fine
>>
>>56429585
That looks like audio equipment so I'm going to go with EMI shielding around the cables and some vibration dampening things to hold the cables off the floor.
>>
>>56426973
I love how this thing still triggers me even though I don't remember what it was about at all
>>
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>>56421614
ayy
>>
>>56422878
fuckingkek
>>
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>>56420637
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>>56438513
newfag here can someone repost it
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>>56439287
sure why not
>>
>>56420926
>"omg college is so expensive muh debt"
>buys overpriced applel laptop and phone
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>>56422326
>tfw when nobody to pomf you
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>>56430539
Say no more, famalam
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>>56428331
Is this real?
>>
>>56432273
You didn't crash me W10 + Firefox bitch.
>>
>>56425237
I saw him on some "The internet ruined my life show" where they feature people who got memed or cyber bullied. That box thing on the other side of him is actually his sign saying stories 4 sale or something
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>>56440124
for those who can't be bothered
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>>56428528
A5X chip is probably the most impressive due to it's insanely low power to output ratio. ARM make some fucking impressive chips.
>>
>>56420378
Delete your account
>>
>>56422020
it's annoying because it shows the media disconnect icon rather than the issue icon with the yellow warning icon.
>>
>>56440124
That was very good.
>>
>>56420283
This is the shittiest meme I have seen posted non-ironically.
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>>56420578
>>56420782
>>56421372
>>56429060
>all those posters who are too autistic to understand that this question is meant to check if you can write a simple loop

It's funny because you guys don't have a job
>>
>>56439385
Some students have everything paid for by daddy and some others have to make it on their own. It's the latter who complains. Don't be a shithead.
>>
>>56420637
wew
>>
>>56421458
This just made me think of something: You could probably replace a CMOS battery with a potato, no?
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>>56422068
>mom learns to secure the wifi
>this guy's life is literally ruined
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>>56422048
I was gonna ask for the source but then I realized it's Boku No Pico.

>mfw the best hentai is trap
>>
>>56420637
fuck you
>>
>>56420637
>>
>>56422020
>>56441465
>inb4_that_fag_complaining_about_the_wrong_icon_shows_up.jpg

you make me proud anon
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>>56418448
>>
>>56432273
noise
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>>56442468

You need to sorta match the voltage. A CMOS battery is 3 Volt IIRC. A potato with zinc and copper is about 1.2 volts.

Two in series is 2.4 V and maybe a bit low. Three in series with a general purpose diode (to drop the voltage a bit) is about 3 Volts.

Try it and post results.
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>>56420401
what is a for cycle?
>>
>>56421025
not for any number greater than 10. Also the code is extremely inefficient.
>>
>>56442868
Thanks for the educative response senpai.
>>
>>56442485
>what is airodump + aircrack

lad
>>
>>56420359

God damnit a for cycle at the absolute very least.
>>
>>56421828

>don't make me install gentoo

Every fucking time
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>>56431848
using recursion.
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