>officers drag you to chair
>men with suits walks into blank room
"We've been closely monitoring you sir."
"We know what you've been doing, and you have two options"
"You can either work with us and fix security holes on our system, or you can rot in jail for the next 30 years."
Your answer?
Say yes, then once on a terminal, wipe every drive they have. Jokes on them, I was gonna kill myself anyways.
>>56418338
/thread
>>56418338
Cake
>>56418320
>"You can either work with us and fix security holes on our system, or you can rot in jail for the next 30 years."
You think an owncloud full of Futurama episodes and porn is worth marching to my front door?
>>56418338
Or you get tackled to the ground before you wipe the drives since you won't be trusted by yourself with access to a terminal and you are supervised by a technical officer.
>or you can rot in jail for the next 30 years
Wew, most of /g/ will get out by the time they're 42 year old.
>>56418320
As if anybody on /g/ would be able to improve their security.
>'yeah sure ill work with ya'
>opens terminal
>del system32
>rub nose with thumb
>'heh, nothin personal'
>rollerblade away
>>56418320
>take out my shlong and start jerking off
>install gentoo, making all they systems inpenetrable coz Idk how to install gentoo
Yeah. Wow, that sound like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.
You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
>>56418320
Working for the government is really awesome, you sit around and have meetings all day and take 1 year to do a project that would take 2 months in the private sector.
I'm enjoying my government IT job, desu, no fucking stress whatsoever.
And to top it off, I am not allowed to do anything that isn't stated exactly in my job role, so no one ever fucking asks me to do anything.
There is no point in having a manager, though I do have one. He doesn't control my raises or anything like that and I basically have to pull a Hillary to get fired.
AND I have like 4 weeks of vacation and 2 weeks of government holidays every year.
>>56418491
What good is a phone call when you can't speak
>>56418320
What OS does the NSA use?
>>56418527
Gentoo